Since I picked up the strongest cub

Osamu Dazai was carried back.

Although his self-esteem was so strong that he wanted to walk back by himself, the burning pain in his butt made his walking posture very strange, and those adults who had experienced many battles could tell what he had experienced at a glance.So under the tolerant eyes of those people, Osamu Dazai finally accepted Su Ge's embrace in shame and indignation.

He buried his head on Su Ge's shoulder, angry in his heart.

When he reached the door, he insisted on struggling not to hold him down, but Su Ge, who could see his thoughts, smiled silently, and put him on the ground obediently.

Opening the door, Edogawa casually glanced at him, and burst out laughing in the next second, he pointed out mercilessly: "Hahahahaha Dazai, you have been spanked, hahaha Ha ha!"

Gojo Satoru, who was startled by Edogawa Ranbu's sudden laughter, burst into laughter when he heard this.

For a moment, Osamu Dazai stood at the door, with the setting sun as the background for him, and his figure looked extraordinarily lonely under the bleak evening wind.

I also wanted to laugh, but I was worried that Osamu Dazai would be really angry if I laughed out loud. Su Ge held back his smile and pushed Osamu Dazai gently into the door, closing the door to isolate the curious eyes of passers-by outside.Even though the corners of his mouth were raised, he still feigned anger and stared at the two who couldn't stop laughing.

Hearing the non-stop laughter echoing in the room, Osamu Dazai became angry, squinted his eyes and looked at the two of them.After a while, he pointed at Gojo Satoru and complained loudly: "Asu! Gojo Satoru got into a fight with someone this afternoon!"

Gojo Satoru's laughter stopped abruptly: "...?"

Osamu Dazai's accusation continued, and this time he pointed at another person: "And Ranpo Edogawa! He ate the cake in the refrigerator yesterday!"

Edogawa's movement of laughing with his arms crossed in disorder also froze suddenly: "...?"

How did Dazai know?He obviously bribed 747 this morning to help him take the blame!

Su Ge slowly swept his eyes over the two people who were obviously guilty, and said calmly, "Ranbu, Wu?"

Now, it was Osamu Dazai's turn to laugh arrogantly with his arms akimbo.

Edogawa Ranpo said stubbornly: "It's not what Ranpo-sama ate, it was what 747 ate last night!"

When Su Ge discovered that the cake in the refrigerator was missing this morning, he immediately suspected Edogawa Ranpo and Gojo Satoru, two big sweet eaters, but 747 took the initiative to jump out and say that it ate it.

Su Ge never thought that 747, who always liked the jokes of the three cubs at home, would cover up the suspect, so he just let it go after saying a few words.

Seeing Edogawa Ranpo who turned left and right under his gaze but didn't look at her, Su Ge made a silent note to 747 in his heart. Under Edogawa Ranpo's increasingly guilty expression, Su Ge Ge Wenwen threatened: "Tomorrow, I will tell Mr. Fuzawa to take you to Dr. Gao Mu for a review of your teeth."

Relying on Fukuzawa Yukichi, Edogawa Ranpo, who has been eating and drinking for several days, can't control himself: "..."

His body turned gray in an instant, and the movement of opening his mouth was like a frozen black-and-white cartoon. The small cloak behind him danced in the room without wind.

Satisfied with the bleak and desolate picture of Edogawa Ranpo, Su Ge slowly shifted his gaze to Gojo Satoru who wanted to sneak upstairs.

Sensing the sight, Gojo Gojo froze for a moment. He turned his head in slow motion, showing an innocent expression in an attempt to pass the test: "Asu, I didn't fight~ It was that bastard Dazai who said that."

"Be honest and be lenient." Su Ge remained expressionless.

With a drop of cold sweat running down his head, Gojo Satoru quickly finished speaking in one breath: "Okay, Asu, I confess that the people sent by the old Juzi from Wutiao's house insisted that I go back with them. I have already taught them a lesson and warned them not to stay It’s coming this way, so Asu, you can rest assured that they will never dare to come here again.”

Su Ge struggled to understand such a long series of words without even a pause. He paused for a second, not knowing whether he should talk to Gojo Satoru first and add punctuation after speaking, or that he had stayed here for almost a month. Time to go back.After thinking about it, Gojo Satoru is young, but he has his own sense of propriety, so why not treat him with propriety!

Su Ge: "You go back to Wutiao's house in a few days."

Wujo Gou's eyes widened, and his upper body was full of drama: "Asu, don't you want me?" He looked at her with a questioning look of "how can you abandon your family and children".

Su Ge: "...I just want you to go home first, I need to arrange something..."

Even the members of the Wutiao family have been recruited, can the curse master go far?Those curse masters saw Gojo Satoru like a wild cat smelling fish. Su Ge planned to prepare it at home. To be on the safe side, Gojo Satoru had better go back first.

Although he didn't want to go back to that decadent place at all, but he understood that Su Ge's expression meant that there was no room for change, so Wujo Wutiao shook his head, let out a weak "oh", and a fierce light appeared in his eyes.

When he goes back, he will kill all those guys!

Su Ge nodded in satisfaction, and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner.Unsurprisingly, after a while, I heard the sound of bang bang bang bang coming from the living room, mixed with Gojo Wuji's vicious little milk voice, Dazai Osamu's cry of pain, and the sound of Edogawa Ranbo cheering on the side.

Su Ge shook his head helplessly, and didn't even plan to go to the living room to take a look.

Let them go, Su Ge thought heartbroken when he thought of the tattered sofa that had only been home for a month.

Gojo Satoru went back by himself three days later, Edogawa Ranpo went to the detective agency every day and was not at home. Faced with the uneasy look of Su Ge before he went out, Dazai Osamu was very obedient and repeatedly raised his hands to promise that he would be honest To be honest, never jump into the river or hang yourself.

Osamu Dazai: Be cute.jpg.

Seeing Su Ge's figure from the window had really gone far away, Osamu Dazai went upstairs to Su Ge's room humming happily, and turned the doorknob.

locked.

Without stopping, Osamu Dazai took out a small iron rod from his pocket, inserted it into the lock cylinder and turned it a few times, and the door opened with a "click".

Osamu Dazai walked in, opened the drawer of the bedside table, and took out the "Complete Suicide Manual".Then he returned to the door and inserted the small iron rod into the lock cylinder again, and the door, which he didn't know how to operate, was locked again.

The whole process was very fluid.

Jumping out of the door, Dazai Osamu flipped through the book in his hand and hummed, "Which one should we try today?"

He stopped on a certain page, with a disgusted expression on his face, and muttered to himself: "...Why don't you try this?"

In the end, he gave up the idea of ​​drowning himself in the dirty water of the Tsurumi River, so Osamu Dazai ran to the pharmacy to get some sleeping pills, and ran to the tree he had previously set his eyes on.

Looking up to appreciate the exuberant branch, he nodded appreciatively.

Hmm~ Not bad, as expected, he found the perfect place to hang himself after running so far!

……

I don't know how long it took, the suffocation came like a tide, Osamu Dazai felt his body swaying with the wind, even though his eyes were closed, he could still feel dizzy, his limbs were wrapped around him as if he wanted to shake his whole body People are dragged into the abyss, and their consciousness gradually blurs...

Suddenly, a pair of hands hugged his legs and pushed him upwards, the knot fell off from the tightness of the fit, the airway seemed unable to adapt to the sudden influx of oxygen, and he coughed violently a few times.

"Cough cough cough cough!"

The sense of weightlessness made him lean back involuntarily. The owner of those hands pinched his waist and slowly but surely carried him down. He felt a pair of hands patting his back, wanting to relieve him. uncomfortable.

After a while, Osamu Dazai raised his head, his eyes were deep, and he said quietly: "So, it really has a positioning function?"

Knowing what Osamu Dazai was asking, Su Ge tilted his head: "There is no one on Dazai's tail ring~"

"Huh?" Dazai Osamu had no expression on his face, exaggerating his limbs: "Could it be that Asu wants to tell me that it's just a coincidence that he finds me so precisely every time?"

Seeing that he was fine, Su Ge stood up and patted the grass clippings on his pants, and replied with a smile: "Maybe we really have a mutual understanding?"

Osamu Dazai stared straight at Su Ge's expression, trying to find her flaws, Su Ge smiled and let him stare, suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and his voice suddenly became obscure, as if he was pinched by something Stuck around the neck: "What does it mean that there is no... on my tail ring?"

He stared at Su Ge, and turned his head as if he was afraid of her next words.

Su Ge scratched her head in distress, and was a little ashamed of the next conversation. Her earlobe was suddenly stained a little red: "Probably, um, the tail ring on my hand has a positioning meaning?"

She lowered her head in embarrassment, Dazai was completely stiff, and it took a long time before she recovered her voice: "What..."

"I thought about it!" Su Ge interrupted him in a hurry, probably because she was really not good at dealing with this kind of scene. She stared stubbornly at a leaf on the tree, not looking at Osamu Dazai in front of her: "Dazai you It seems really insecure."

- Puff.

"Although I don't know the reason why Dazai you are like this..."

— run away.It was the first time that Osamu Dazai felt such a strong sense of panic that made his scalp tingle, and he clearly felt that every hair on his body stood on end.

"I'm not as smart as you and Ranpo..."

— must escape.Osamu Dazai's eyes widened, his consciousness told himself so, but his feet were stuck to the ground as if they were glued to the ground, unable to move.

"But, Dazai, if you could feel my presence all the time, wouldn't it be better..."

— the coward inside screamed.

"so……"

--say no more!

As if he had finally summoned up his courage, Su Ge finally turned his head and looked directly into Osamu Dazai's eyes. The sun shone on her silky black hair, her earlobes were flushed, even her cheeks were pink, and her eyes were shining brightly. Looking at Osamu Dazai, he showed a shallow smile, obviously it was a question sentence, but he used an affirmative tone:

"So Aji, would you like to go home with me?"

——The cicada on the tree suddenly yelled loudly, noisy and lively.