Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

"Gao Min, take a look at these photos."

Yu Gaomin, who got back his mobile phone, received a message from his manager immediately.

Yu Gaomin reluctantly walked out of Huang Yijun's collapsed melon field, and clicked to check the photos sent to him by his manager.

"..."

I really don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it.

Yu Gaomin immediately held the phone and showed Guan Yue the photos.

And the latter just glanced lightly, and then set his eyes on Yu Gaomin's bare feet: "Why are you running around on the ground without socks?"

Yu Gaomin pouted: "Anyway, there are blankets on the floor, so your feet won't get cold."

That's what he said, but Guan Yue skillfully took out the socks from the closet beside him and put them on for the salted fish.

Guan Yue finally answered Yu Gaomin's most concerned question after the socks were put on neatly: "These photos should be taken by seniors when they entered the hotel."

After all... Yu Gaomin's appearance when he went out this morning was really eye-catching.

It's really hard not to notice.

In broad daylight, you are walking down the street bored, and suddenly a salted fish as tall as a person runs on the road. Isn't this obviously about to be caught and sliced ​​by the Alien Research Association?

Fortunately, this salted fish is not really a salted fish that has mutated and grown into two feet that have landed on the shore.

Guessing the intention of the person behind it, Guan Yue rubbed Yu Gaomin's earlobe to reassure him: "Don't worry, baby, nothing bad will happen."

The comforted Xianyu did not feel at ease.

He clicked on the trending topic, pointed to the increasingly excessive speculation in the square: "Are you sure?"

"..."

Looking at the various conspiracy theories of the netizens on the screen, and even the increasingly outrageous remarks that the three of them have a special hobby, Guan Yue felt that he still underestimated the lower limit of human gossip.

Or.

He shouldn't think that there is any "lower limit" for this kind of thing.

Sighing, Guan Yue finally contacted the paparazzi behind the exposed photo.

That paparazzi has been waiting for a long time.

Before the exposure, he even sent a private letter to Guan Yue, but he didn't expect that this person was really unmoved at all.

How could the paparazzi, who thought that his career had been badly provoked and wanted to be strong all his life, be able to swallow this breath, and immediately posted the photo while Huang Yijun was still on the hot search.

"Just tell me what you want."

Ever since the paparazzi released the photo, he had been holding his phone, waiting for Guan Yue to reply to him.

Now that Guan Yue finally paid attention to him, the paparazzi's eyes lit up, and he typed quickly: "You are really scared hahaha, why are you regretting it now!"

Yu Gaomin, who witnessed the whole conversation beside Guan Yue: "..."

He opened his lips and spit out a disgusting sentence: "Is there something wrong with this person?"

While speaking, Yu Gaomin reached out and tapped his little brain.

Guan Yue rolled his eyes: "Let's continue to see what he has to say."

"Speak straight."

"..." The paparazzi did not expect that Guan Yue was really not cowardly at all.

Very good, man.

You've managed to get my attention! !

He gritted his teeth and never gave up: "If you want me to delete Weibo and take back my comments, I have to give me [-] yuan!"

In front of the screen, Guan Yue raised his eyebrows.

Then typed a word easily: "Okay."

Talking so well?

The paparazzi was slightly surprised.

He is going to think carefully...

But his brain doesn't seem to allow him to do that.

The little paparazzi immediately intensified: "I still have other photos I keep, if you don't want to be exposed, unless you give me [-]!!"

Guan Yue still replied kindly: "Okay."

"??"

isn't it?

The paparazzi looked incredible.

Is Guan Yue so easy to talk to?

Could it be that people are really stupid and have a lot of money?

On the other side, looking at Guan Yue who still agreed to such a paparazzi with such a big mouth, the rich and poor Xianyu immediately became angry: "Why did you agree to him so easily? He This is to blackmail you clearly!"

Of course Guan Yue understood.

But this does not prevent him from agreeing to the paparazzi.

Even Yu Gaomin looked at Guan Yue with an unreasonable expression.

Ruined.

His boyfriend seemed to have some problems in his head.

Then, Yu Gaomin just witnessed the news that his boyfriend who seemed to be out of his mind sent to the paparazzi made him even more excited.

"I can give you 15 yuan, and you can post all the photos you have taken for exposure."

Yu Gaomin: "??"

Puppy: "??"

In a word, it cost me 15 for a mentally handicapped man/boyfriend!

The paparazzi was holding the mobile phone at this time, and the excited face in his heart began to turn hideous.

What good deed did he do in his previous life, that made him bump into such a fool with a lot of money!

And Xianyu's mood at the moment almost corresponds to that song.

Snow-flower-fluttering——the cold wind blowing——

Xianyu began to reflect.

What heinous deeds did he do in his previous life to make him have such a stupid and rich boyfriend!

Guan Yue turned around, looked at her boyfriend with a sad face, chuckled lightly, tried to touch Yu Gaomin's hand, and hugged him into his arms.

But Yu Gaomin dodged it, he didn't want to have too much contact with this idiot with a lot of money.

He is still mourning the 15 that suddenly disappeared.

He began to wonder if Guan Yue had learned the ultimate secrets of negotiation from some strange organizations when he went to so many worlds to do missions.

Otherwise, why are you talking about this.

I'm afraid it's not the negotiation skills learned from the late Qing government!

Yu Gaomin was sulking on this side, but Guan Yue on the other side had already dealt with the little paparazzi with lightning speed.

In order to show his determination, Guan Yue even asked the paparazzi to first expose the photo of them kissing at the hotel entrance.

After that, of course, I successfully got the paparazzi's bank card number.

When transferring money to pay, I didn't know the happy expression on Guan Yue's face, and thought he was the one who blackmailed me just now.

Unconsciously, this person showed Yu Gaomin the photo that the paparazzi had just paid for his work.

"Look, Yuyu, did you take a beautiful picture of us?"

The paparazzi took money to do things, and even added a pink petal surround filter to the two of them on the spot, revealing the style of the old studio.

It is the extent to which the dogs on the side of the road can see that the two are a couple and growl.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Damn, so angry.

But this is the boyfriend that he abducted with great difficulty.

You can't fight, you can't scold.

Resigned to his fate, Yu Gaomin finally picked up his mobile phone and began to look through the photos that he wished everyone in the world knew that they were a couple.

Hey.

Not to mention, it's really beautiful.

Others who are secretly photographed by paparazzi are tightly wrapped or sloppy.

He and Guan Yue looked refreshed, and the sweet feeling of passionate love rushed over their faces.

Although this paparazzi has a bad personality, his business ability is really acceptable.

Yu Gaomin saved those few photos in his mobile phone with a feeling of integrity, and prepared to enjoy them slowly in the future.

It’s best to find a P-picture master to eliminate the eye-catching and low-quality petals...

Naturally, all the money has been spent, so we must make the most of what we get!

Yu Gaomin thought in his heart with a sad face.

On the other end, the paparazzi who finished posting the photo happily opened his bank card and received the message of payment.

“您尾号xxxx的储蓄卡x月x日13时14分收入3345元，活期余额4444元。附言：15w津巴布韦币自动转换。感谢您对关羽CP的支持！”

"..."

Grass!

Finally realizing that he had been tricked, the paparazzi angrily dropped the phone in his hand.

... Then when he thought of his tight pocket, he silently pretended nothing happened and picked up the phone.

After teasing the little paparazzi, the wicked man was in a very happy mood, and finally stopped teasing Yu Gaomin, and showed Yu Gaomin the transfer record and message just now.

"So that's it." All the 15 Zimbabwean dollars converted into more than 3000 yuan is a reward for shooting the paparazzi, which is just enough for his one-month salary.

Yu Gaomin twitched the corner of his mouth.

If he were that paparazzi, he would hate Guan Yue so much right now.

What is Shrimp and Pig Heart?

And so it is.On the other end, the little paparazzi, who was going to find Guan Yue's theory again, angrily edited a few hundred words of condemnation essay, but saw a huge red exclamation mark popping up on his screen the moment he clicked send.

"..."

"Grass!!"

In a certain unknown alley, in a certain shabby building, in a certain rented room, finally there was an angry cry that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods.

Ten minutes later, the little paparazzi became more and more annoyed when he thought about it. He edited a short composition of a few hundred words, posted it on his account together with a series of screenshots just now, and slammed Guan Yue positively.

The little paparazzi is full of confidence.

He didn't believe that Guan Yue's reputation could not be ruined like this!

Although he can not kill Guan Yue now, but!

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi!

Don't bully young poor!

——It's a pity that the fact still broke the little paparazzi's heart.

Indeed, many fans and passers-by heard about it, and they did not leave a trace of fragrance, but hahaha mercilessly.

"..."

Looking at the hahaha in the comment area, the little paparazzi felt that he was almost unable to recognize the word "ha".

Oh shit.

Destroy it.

this world.

Yu Gaomin, who is always keen on the front line of eating melons, is naturally one of the first batch of melon-eating people who charged at the forefront, and quickly clicked on many comments that he looked at comfortably.

[When I saw that picture for the first time, I thought your photography skills were superb; when I saw the chat history for the second time, I suddenly felt that Guan Yue was also a hidden coquette; when I saw the small composition for the third time, I suddenly felt Taste the love between Guan Yu and CP! 】

[This is obviously just the love-interest of two young couples, if you insist on looking for trouble, you will be shown a face of affection, hahaha you deserve it! 】

[Thanks to my wife for producing food!There is a shortage of high-quality food in the circle, thanks to my wife for saving my life! 】

Soon after, the little paparazzi's mobile phone received another text message from the bank:

"Your savings card ending in xxxx has an income of 13 yuan at 21:1314 on x-month x, and a current balance of 5758 yuan. PS: Thank you again for your support for Guan Yu CP! Future wedding venues can use this certificate to enter the banquet for free ( "

The paparazzi who was so angry rolled his eyes and had a myocardial infarction: "..."

Oh shit.

real!

This brutal truth!

The author says:

Is it a dog or a glutinous rice ball dog?