Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Although it was very inappropriate, Yu Gaomin still couldn't help but blush.

He has lived for so many years, and this is the first time he is called a baby.

Whoops.

It's really a bit smelly and shameless.

For the sake of this black-hearted glutinous rice ball being so good at coaxing people, he might as well leave the chance of taking the head to Guan Yue for the time being.

It might be a good thing to eat melons and watch a show on the sidelines.

Seeing that Yu Gaomin was obedient, Huang Yijun didn't know if Yu Gaomin's slap just now made this person's not-so-intelligent brain more wise, so he opened his mouth and said, "I understand, you still love me!"

Yu Gaomin retreated to the VIP auditorium: "?"

Are you OK?

The brain circuit of the protagonist's attack is really beyond the comprehension of ordinary perverts.

No wonder so many heinous things are done.

Thinking of the things Guan Yue had encountered, Yu Gaomin's teeth itch with hatred.

Huang Yijun thought that Guan Yue was the little boy who had been played by him in the palm of his hand and had no strength to restrain the chicken. He was not afraid at all, and he was even spreading his wings on the verge of being beaten.

"I advise you to stop pretending. I don't know what your strength is."

When the sky cleared and the rain stopped, Slag Gong felt that he could do it again.

Just like this, Yu Gaomin was clipping his nails aside, watching Huang Yijun, who had just said "I'm so weak", got up from the ground with his own eyes, looking ready to show off his skills.

It can be called a medical miracle!

It's true that Guan Yue, who knows how much Huang Yijun's strength is, twitched the corner of his mouth: "Really."

He approached indifferently, approached.

cast again.

There was a cold look in his eyes.

Yu Gaomin, who was grinding his nails on the side, said lightly: "Take it easy, don't really beat him to death."

Although he also knew that even if Huang Yijun fell here today with a broken body and a strong will, with Guan Yue's current ability, he is completely able to handle this matter perfectly, without leaking any water.

But when I think of what this scumbag has done (or almost will do in this life), it makes my teeth itch with hatred.

Guan Yue in his previous life had really died in despair.

He also wants this person to taste what despair is.

Huang Yijun listened to Yu Gaomin's words in disbelief, thinking how could it be possible with Guan Yue's weak and unable to take care of himself--

Facts have proved that as a human being, it is better not to talk too much.

Stay on the front line for everything, so we can meet later.

There is a flag in this world, it's called don't open champagne at halftime.

Huang Yijun, who was stunned by the punch, probably will never have such a profound ideological awareness.

Guan Yue has experienced so many worlds, so he has learned a lot of skills.

The genius doctor assassin, Yu Jian mecha.

There is nothing he can't do.

Only Zha Gong couldn't think of it.

Can't do it without Guan Yue.

He has everything Xianyu likes!

Based on his accumulated experience in those worlds, Guan Yue knew very well how and where he should attack so that this person would look harmless, but inside he was completely disabled.

To blame, but also to blame this person for insisting on adding drama to himself.

Tell me, why bother.

One minute later, looking at Huang Yijun who fell to the ground in pain and didn't know where to cover himself first, Yu Gaomin finally took care of his nails.

Guan Yue easily found out the pinhole camera that Huang Yijun had hidden from the hotel room, and handed it to Yu Gaomin.

Playing with the gadget in his hand, Yu Gaomin sighed with genuine emotion.

You said you were very nice, so why mess with him?

The lump on the ground was so painful that I couldn't speak.

Anyway, this person couldn't speak anymore, and Yu Gaomin also lost the last ounce of patience to talk to this mentally retarded person.

He put the camera away, turned his head and told Guan Yue: "Don't waste time with this person, let him be handed over to the people's police, Uncle Policeman... The brotherhood will make clear arrangements for him."

Halfway through speaking, Yu Gaomin had no choice but to call out big brother silently, thinking that he was no longer suitable for pretending to be young.

He knew that Guan Yue must have a hundred ways to smash this man to pieces.

But he didn't want Guan Yue to become an avenger who used violence to control violence.

Of course, the wave of operations just now does not count.

Just pretend that it was Guan Yue from the previous life who avenged him, and Yu Gaomin pretended that he didn't see anything.

He hoped that Guan Yue's future would be completely bright and splendid.

After dealing with Huang Yijun, Yu Gaomin followed Guan Yue out of the hotel with a refreshed face.

The waitress at the front desk looked at the triumphant look in Yu Gaomin's eyes, and then looked at the two people's arms, and couldn't help sighing again.

Your circle is really messed up.

The young lady at the front desk, who had been in close contact with a wave of dog blood and eating melons, was immersed in her own world, and did not hear a crisp "click".

When he walked to the hotel gate, Yu Gaomin noticed that Guan Yue had stopped.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Xianyu, who was struggling with what to eat for lunch, was puzzled by Guan Yue's sudden stop.

And Guan Yue just looked at him and smiled, and rubbed Yu Gaomin's head through the fluffy one-piece pajamas: "It's nothing, let's go home."

"Good QWQ"

Someone hiding in the dark heaved a sigh of relief, and when he was about to sneak away, he unexpectedly raised his head and met Guan Yue's gaze.

With a half-smile, he clicked the camera in the man's hand from a distance.

The paparazzi broke out in a cold sweat from fright.

He was still found!

But Guan Yue didn't seem to intend to do anything to him.

Even in front of his face, with his arms around the salted fish in a salted fish costume, he gave a gentle kiss at the end of the curtain.

Paparazzi: "..."

Why does he always have a feeling of being shown dog food.

He clearly smelled the scent of a big melon and came here to capture the scene of "The Real Chaos in Your Circle"!

This kind of thought that suffocated the paparazzi, especially when he saw that he subconsciously took a photo of the moment just out of "professional ethics", became even more speechless.

Back home, Xianyu, who was still coquettishly hugging Guan Yue's arm in front of the door one second, changed his face the next second, and locked the door with his hands on his hips, as if he was about to ask questions after autumn.

Guan Yue hadn't closed the door with his hands, but when he saw Yu Gaomin locking the door in one go, a thought inevitably flashed in his mind.

Senior now... the action of locking the door is more proficient than him...

Guan Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Always feel this kind of thing.

It doesn't seem to be a good thing!

But now is not the time to think about these long-term things.

Knowing that her boyfriend was angry, Guan Yue immediately performed a live kneeling: "Senior, I know I shouldn't have gone to see him without telling you, I was wrong."

Yu Gaomin: "Is this your attitude of admitting your mistakes?"

Just a light "I was wrong"?

Guan Yue, who has always only known how to do things, really has no tricks at all.

He was uncommonly at a loss.

"me……"

Looking at the boyfriend who didn't understand the style at all, Yu Gaomin became even more angry.

"Why, you called me baby just now in front of Huang Yijun, but you stopped calling me now?"

There are so many interpretations behind this statement.

Even Guan Yue didn't know for a while whether Yu Gaomin meant that.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a piece of wood?

Yu Gaomin rubbed his cheeks angrily: "When the flowers were under the moon, I still called her Xiao Tiantian, but now I call her Senior, a stinky man."

Guan Yue who heard these words: "..."

So, so.

"Front..." Guan Yue who just said the word "front" was immediately stared back by Yu Gaomin's eyes, "Baby, do you like me to call you that?"

Yu Gaomin nodded his head shyly.

Guan Yue: "..."

Say it early.

It frightened him.

After falling in love, especially after Guan Yue fell in love with a salty fish without a heart, it was the first time that he felt that his dear baby became angry, which was a more terrifying thing than destroying the world.

It's not like he hasn't done the latter.

But coaxing a lover who is angry really requires some skills.

Yu Gaomin also didn't want to let Guan Yue go so easily: "Don't think that you can turn over this article by calling me a few nice baby baby."

Guan Yue, who had just relaxed a little, froze again.

He hesitated a little and said: "Then..."

Xianyu glared at him viciously: "Tonight, you must sleep with me three times, otherwise don't expect me to forgive you!"

Guan Yue: "."

This punishment.

Is it really not a reward?

It sounds too beautiful.

Someone tried hard to restrain the corners of his mouth that were crazily rising: "Okay baby, I know I was wrong. I won't dare next time."

Weird.

If the punishment in the future is this level.

Guan Yue thinks.

I know I was wrong, but I dare to do it next time.

Definitely next time! !

Obviously, Xianyu was coaxed by his pampering and caring baby, and his ears turned slightly red.

"By the way, about Huang Yijun's matter, you must promise me and stop here. I really don't want to have anything to do with him anymore."

Yu Gaomin completely didn't want to talk to that Erbaiwu who lacked a root scripture anymore.

"Of course." It's not just Yu Gaomin who thinks this way, Guan Yue naturally does too.

In this world, no one wants Huang Yijun to never stand up more than him.

Huang Yijun's previous grievances alone were enough to drink a pot, but he didn't expect this guy to be so confident this time that he dared to get involved with his senior Xianyu.

Then don't blame him for being ruthless.

"I've already taken care of Huang Yijun's affairs." Guan Yue said, raising his hand to look at the time on the phone, "If I don't expect it, it will take about half an hour for us to be able to find the time on the hot search page." I saw Huang Yijun's name on the Internet."

Guan Yue said it well.

Not even half an hour later, Yu Gaomin only waited for a while, and saw the headline hot search of Huang Yijun being arrested by the police on the trending search.

Yu Gaomin doesn't shy away from eating melons in the melon fields with his tuba.

Seeing that this comment is good, I immediately sent 666 to the big brother on the list.

Seeing the brainless fans who were still defending Huang Yijun without thinking, Yu Gaomin sneered, and it seemed that a set of evidence with an extremely clear timeline was thrown in front of them.

In the end, the salted fish that eats melons happily has finally become a big melon in the eyes of others.

You eat melons in the melon field.

People who eat melons are watching you on the side of the road.

Matryoshka, the eternal essence of this world.

Yu Gaomin's behavior of scurrying around in the melon fields quickly attracted the attention of many people. Huang Yijun's fans didn't like him at first, but they were about to mess with him, but they found that there were a lot of people on the hot search. Timely, a new topic has emerged.

The author says:

Xianyu: What can I do, should I forgive him? (Of course it depends on the fact that he has a good voice, high appearance, gentle, considerate, kind, and cute. All eighteen martial arts skills can be used in the hall and the kitchen;

It's rare for a scumbag who can show his face:?Are you sure you are talking about the white cut black?

Tangyuan: (Press the upstairs back) Well, what the senior said is right