Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

That's not something.

Guan Yue also saw those bullet screens, raised his eyebrows, and didn't speak.

He just let the barrage continue to tease his senior Xianyu verbally.

It doesn't matter.

No matter how these people talk about it online.

Anyway, in the end, in reality, he is the real partner of Senior.

This is the generosity belonging to the main palace.

——Someone thought so in his heart, but the slight expression on his face still betrayed him.

At least Yu Gaomin found out.

He smiled, and patted Guan Yue's shoulder lightly as a comfort: "I missed something last time, so how far have you guys progressed now?"

Guan Yue knew that he was deliberately diverting everyone's attention during the cue process.

As a magnanimous official, Guan Yue also didn't want to argue with those people who were greedy for other people's boyfriends all day long.

He simply followed the pole given by Yu Gaomin directly.

"We have found four laboratories and activated the super power skills of sister Shuqi and me." After a pause, Guan Yue seemed a little upset, "It's just that we still haven't found Edessa's hiding place."

Yu Gaomin intuitively felt that there seemed to be something hidden in Guan Yue's words just now.

Soon, the barrage answered Yu Gaomin's doubts.

[emmm, I remember that in the last issue, I also found Huang Yijun's super power, but why didn't Guan Yue tell the senior just now? 】

[This may be the possessiveness between young lovers (dog head)]

[But this is a bit strange, obviously Huang Yijun is also one of the guests, isn't he? 】

[Don't mention this person, haven't you guys eaten melons in the past two days? Anyone who gets involved with Huang Yijun is an idiot, maybe Guan Yue didn't say it on purpose. 】

【And he didn't show up in these two episodes. It doesn't matter whether he said it or not. Let's continue watching the plot. 】

After watching the barrage, Yu Gaomin looked up at Guan Yue again.

The latter, on the other hand, looked away with a guilty conscience.

However, Yu Gaomin didn't feel offended, instead he showed a sweet smile and rubbed Guan Yue's brain.

"You've done a good job." After all, even though Xue Shuqi, who also has superpowers, was with her, most of the key information was discovered before she met her teammates.

The three people on the side seemed to have been greeted by the director in advance, knowing that Huang Yijun might not have the opportunity to appear in this variety show in the future, so they also cooperated with the two to fool around with the relevant topics.

"Now that Gao Min is back, it's finally time for us to be free."

What Li Yipin said really made the second monk Yu Gaomin puzzled.

"Me?" Yu Gaomin pointed to himself, and looked blankly at the three teammates in front of him who said "You, you are my god", and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Xue Shuqi really deserves to be a kind-hearted person, and she even explained it to Yu Gaomin: "This is the fourth laboratory we came to. Although we failed to capture Edessa, it was the first time we fought against him. .”

Yu Gaomin was a little taken aback by the sudden amount of information.

His eyes for help subconsciously turned to Guan Yue.

Salted Fish had a look of disbelief.

Are these all true?How come no one told him just now?

Guan Yue smiled and nodded to him.

What he said just now was that Edessa's hiding place had not been found.

It's not that I didn't meet Edessa.

Yu Gaomin viciously clicked on Guan Yue.

Actually playing word games with him here.

See how to deal with him at home after the recording is over.

Xue Shuqi, who watched the two people flirt with each other like no one else, was telepathic: "..."

She thought she shouldn't be here.

She should be in the car.

She should be under the car.

And not here to see how sweet you are.

The light bulbs on the scene were flickering, but the CP fans outside the screen couldn't wait to become Xue Shuqi every minute.

[Family, why do I feel that Yuyu is more active after returning from a break? 】

[To be honest, I also have this idea. 】

[Although Shuqi's expression looks a little speechless now, I really want to go through Shuqi at this moment and go to the scene to eat CP. 】

[Whether you want to drink CP or become a beautiful sister, I have heard this abacus across the ocean! 】

"By the way, since both of you have activated your superpowers, can you show me how to use them?"

As soon as these words came out, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

The sweet girl Qi Shuran's face was flushed red.

"Did I say something wrong?" Yu Gaomin was a little puzzled.

But he wants to know about the super power skills of his teammates.

Isn't this a very normal thought?

In the end, it was Xue Shuqi, a social expert, who stood up and gave advice to the bewildered little Xianyu.

"Then let me tell you about Guan Yue's super power first."

Yu Gaomin felt that there was nothing wrong with his ears, and he was sure that when Xue Shuqi said this, he said this with a tone of cheerfulness and excitement: "Guan Yue's super power is the "money power". "

Suddenly, the homonym was played more Yu Gaomin: "?"

You put it here, put it here.

Seemingly amused by Yu Gaomin's little expression, Xue Shuqi stopped teasing him, and directly explained to him: "The so-called money ability means that you are so poor that you only have money—so Guan Yue's superpower skill is to buy people's hearts."

"Or it should be said, now is to buy the zombie's heart."

Yu Gaomin only felt that there were more and more question marks on his head.

Little question mark, do you have many children?

Guan Yue, whose face was getting darker and darker, finally approached Yu Gaomin slowly amidst the ruthless laughter of "hahaha".

"Sorry senior, my superpowers don't seem to be of much use."

Yu Gaomin subconsciously wants to defend his dear boyfriend.

"How could it be!" He retorted loudly, "I'm the first to disagree with anyone who said your superpowers are useless. If you have the ability, come and fight!"

"Money ability is delicious, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with money ability!" For example, the happiness brought by the comic novels he owns now, in the final analysis, isn't Guan Yue's money ability.

The sweet Yu Gaomin who is eating soft rice will never allow anyone to laugh at his helpless and poor boyfriend (only game settings).

"Look, when we catch that Edward..."

"Senior, it's Edsa."

"Oh, Sa Aihua."

"Edessa."

"Love fools?"

"..."

So Guan Yue decided that it would be a good choice to just shut up and listen to his boyfriend blow rainbow farts to him.

"Anyway, after we successfully catch that idiot, you can use your power to seduce him, bribe him, and arrest him. Then we can easily pass the level successfully?"

[I'm going, is it my problem? Why do I think Yu Gaomin's plan is so reasonable. 】

【good.Sure enough, it is a salted fish, and its brain circuit is different from everyone else.But this idea is too bamboo shoots, it is indeed a brain hole opened by Xianyu. 】

[Family, I reported the live broadcast room on the grounds that "suspected of cruelty to small animals: dog abuse", did I do the right thing? 】

[?Hahaha Sister Xue Shuqi in front of you, please speak on the tuba (doge)]

[Don't be like this hahaha the director is going to cry and faint in the studio. 】

The three teammates on the scene were also shocked by Xianyu's seemingly reasonable but nonsensical but really fucking reasonable statement.

The director in the studio was about to pass out clutching his heart.

Of course, this time, he wasn't offended by Yu Gaomin's coquettish manipulation.

But looking at the soaring popularity and pageviews in the background in real time, the director was so excited!

Many viewers found it on the hot search on Weibo, and then came here admiringly.

Now the label of Xianyu is even more searchable than Yu Gaomin's own name.

The crew really picked up a ghost.

After comforting and kissing her little boyfriend, Yu Gaomin became curious about the other's super power.

"Guan Yue's ability is so powerful, sister Shuqi's must be even more powerful!"

"..." The smile on Xue Shuqi's face, who was still smiling complacently just now, froze instantly.

Guan Yue gave her a meaningful look.

Then he said "kindly" to Yu Gaomin about science.

The vicious barrage has already begun to generate ruthless ridicules one after another.

"Senior is right, Sister Shuqi's super power is really powerful." Guan Yue looked serious, as if talking about some top priority, "Her super power can add a teammate with explosive combat power to us Woolen cloth!"

Yu Gaomin was so surprised that his eyes widened: "Is this true?"

Xue Shuqi, who felt that she had been deliberately retaliated against, bit the bullet: "It's true."

[Hahaha, help, hurry up, come here, no, come here, let me be a zombie.Take care of stinky couples, save single dogs! 】

[Don't come here with a zombie, hahaha, I'm afraid that Guan Yue, the evil-minded man, will make Shuqi perform a superpower on the spot, hahaha]

[So I think it is the best choice to come to a fool who loves (dog head jpg)]

[I laughed so hard that neighbors with a radius of ten miles came to the door with a rolling pin to eliminate harm for the people]

[So the idea of ​​the director team is quite exciting. I would like to ask, is there not a normal person in your team hahaha]

Obviously, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same. Xue Shuqi on the camera side secretly regrets why she couldn't think about going to Guan Yue just now, and stealing chickens can't make money; the fake fans outside the camera laugh more wildly than the other .

After listening to Guan Yue's affectionate and detailed essay, he wished he could write an [-]-word composition on the spot to praise Xue Shuqi's excellent superpowers, Yu Gaomin's enthusiasm melted into two words:

"Wow!"

Charm zombies or something.

This is too cool! !

Yu Gaomin stepped forward excitedly and held Xue Shuqi's hands, with starry eyes on his face: "Sister Shuqi, you are so amazing! You are my only sister! You are my - god!"

Xue Shuqi: "..."

Don't come here!

The wicked Guan Yue expressed his satisfaction in successfully pushing people who were not too serious to watch the excitement everywhere into the pit of fire.

The last two really weak, helpless and pitiful trainee agents, Li Yipin and Qi Shuran, looked at each other in tacit understanding, and they both saw the clear thoughts in each other's eyes.

They suddenly felt that just being a piece of trash with no superpowers would be a very happy life.

The author says:

Xianyu Wushuang opened up and used "Forget: Ma Hemei Amnestics"!

Salted fish skill 1 was used to make up the knife, using the "social death Haidilao embarrassment technique: you are my god!"

Nanny beat up our teammates