Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Even though the speeches and thoughts of the two were really bold, the director still kindly reminded them.

"However, I still think that you should not directly explode the truck as soon as you come up, and everything should be done step by step."

There is no need to think about my ratings all of a sudden.

It would be nice to release the last one when the recording is about to end.

Hey.

Yu Gaomin thought about it, and felt that the director's proposal was very good.

"Okay, thank you for the director's concern!" He paused, and expressed his gratitude from the bottom of his heart, "In order to thank the director for his suggestion, I decided to dismantle a few less props today."

In fact, he plans to disassemble a few more props today to celebrate the festival.

After hearing his words, the director almost didn't faint from anger.

"Then I really appreciate you being so considerate of me."

Xianyu pursed her lips and smiled obediently: "You're welcome."

The director who was pissed off by his coquettish operation: "..."

You are really fucking polite.

He waved his hand feebly, signaling to the two of them to hurry up and fix their makeup and prepare to start shooting.

Because Guan Yue had already finished opening the blind boxes of his teammates in the last issue, so this time they will not be scattered like the first issue and start recording unexpectedly.

As soon as the door of the dressing room was opened, two tall elder sisters appeared in front of Yu Gaomin's eyes.

Among them, the one who thought it was very sassy was wearing red high heels.

Yu Gaomin took a look with his eyes.

Not long either.

It's probably as big as his palm XD;

My sister is so hot!

As soon as the high-heeled sister turned her head, she met Xianyu's surprised eyes, but she didn't feel offended. Stepping on her high-heeled shoes like walking on flat ground, she slowly approached Yu Gaomin.

Then, using his height, which was comparable to that of an adult man, he pressed him against the wall, and there was a wall.

The little salted fish who was suddenly teased by the beautiful sister: "!"

this.I.he.

Yu Gaomin's brain suddenly didn't know how to react, and he stared blankly at the hot sister in high heels in front of him.

The elder sister's red lips were slightly parted, with a smile on the corner of her lips: "How is it, isn't elder sister beautiful?"

"Uh-huh!"

More than just beautiful!

That is simply quite beautiful!

Yu Gaomin felt that the beauties he had seen in the entertainment circle in his two lifetimes combined were not as good as the beautiful sister he met for the first time today.

You must know that the most indispensable thing in the entertainment industry is a beautiful and outstanding face!

However, salted fish are uneducated, so they can go all over the world with a single sentence.

The beautiful elder sister was very satisfied with his reaction, just when she was about to say something more to tease her, Guan Yue watched her movements, and finally her face completely darkened.

"Teacher Xue, please respect yourself."

As he said that, he rescued the salted fish from the wall of the beautiful sister.

Xue Shuqi glanced at Guan Yue, then at Yu Gaomin who was behind his protection, and raised her eyebrows knowingly: "Your partner?"

Guan Yue also didn't intend to hide it: "Since Mr. Xue knows now, please be careful in the future."

Xianyu, who was guarded behind him, wanted to speak a few words.

But was blocked by Guan Yue.

No, you don't want to.

Xianyu, whose right to speak was blocked, had no choice but to swallow the little Jiujiu in his heart.

Xue Shuqi shook her seaweed-like hair and said with a smile, "Since you are already together, I have no choice but to give up with regret."

Guan Yue nodded: "Thank you, Teacher Xue."

Xue Shuqi glanced at Yu Gaomin with a little regret: "I heard that you are very good at playing this kind of decryption game. I finally got to see you in person today. I am looking forward to your next perfect performance."

After finishing speaking, she pushed open the door of the dressing room and went out to get ready.

After Xue Shuqi left, Yu Gaomin noticed the other two people in this room.

Seeing him coming, Li Yipin smiled at him: "Gao Min, I haven't seen you for a while."

Yu Gaomin switched modes instantly: "Indeed, long time no see, long time no see."

Guan Yue on the side felt inexplicably that this conversation had a strange and inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

After a while, Guan Yue finally remembered.

The middle-aged men above 40+ that he met before seemed to greet him in this way.

It would be even more sensational if a fourth-tone "Hello" opened the phone call.

Just distracted for a while, the two on the other end hugged like old friends reunited after a long absence.

From Guan Yue's perspective, he even saw Li Yipin's hand patting Yu Gaomin's back.

"..."

The sense of sight is stronger!

After parting, Li Yipin even had tears in his eyes.

Guan Yue:?

Not really.

Just haven't seen each other for a few days.

Not to not to be.

Those who didn't know thought Xianyu's boyfriend was Li Yipin.

Guan Yue, who felt a little sour in his heart, heard Li Yipin say in an excited voice: "Gao Min, I'm really helpless without you here!!"

Even the last modal particle is accentuated.

It really makes people feel his pain and helplessness just by listening to it.

Yu Gaomin: "Ah, I saw it."

He also saw those CP videos edited by unscrupulous fans.

Thinking of this, Yu Gaomin looked back at Guan Yue with a guilty conscience.

Fortunately, the videos I watched at that time were not seen by Guan Yue——

Why is he looking at Guan Yue's face with a faint unattractive expression?

Xianyu regained consciousness in a hurry, and quickly let go of Li Yipin's hand.

Then he looked back at Guan Yue again.

Well, his complexion does seem to be much better than before.

No way, you also eat the jealousy of the old man from Bensi?

Yu Gaomin inexplicably felt a little funny.

Of course this is from his point of view.

From Li Yipin's point of view, that is, Yu Gaomin suddenly let go of his hand in reality, and then showed a... a smug smirk?

Li Yipin: "?"

Aren't we in the same camp of good brothers?

Why is this still mocking teammates?

Yu Gaomin soon noticed Li Yingdi's bewilderment, and quickly explained: "No, I just thought of something funny just now."

Actor Ben Si Li, who didn't know about outdated memes, let alone popular ones, actually believed it, and nodded in a foolish way: "So that's how it is."

He really felt abandoned for a moment just now.

Sure enough, he is indeed a good brother!

He came to participate in this program because he wanted to catch up with the fashion of young people and feel the trend of fashion together.

The beautiful rainbow connects you and me, and the deep friendship connects us closely. Time flies and cuts off the brotherhood, and time goes by to forget the days when we get along with each other!Let their friendship bloom all over their life journey, and they will always be healthy, happy, happy and auspicious!

Seeing that he really believed it foolishly, Yu Gaomin really couldn't bear it.

The other beautiful sister, who had been watching the show for a long time and finally couldn't hold back, burst out laughing.

Now the other three turned to look at him.

Qi Shuran hurriedly waved her hands and covered her mouth: "Sorry, I also thought of some happy things just now."

Li Yipin: "Oh."

Why do you all like to reminisce about the past so much today?

After reminiscing with Li Yipin, Qi Shuran, who had been watching secretly for a long time, finally stepped forward: "Hello, I am Qi Shuran, candidate agent No. 2. It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice!"

Xianyu shook her hand very gentlemanly.

"Hello, I'm Yu Gaomin. Please take care of me in the future!"

Qi Shuran had two small dimples when she smiled, it was so sweet, it was really hard not to like it: "I know, your name is like a thunderbolt, I have been curious about you since the first issue. Today is the first time I saw you in real life."

"You can call me Nana, everyone likes to call me that." The girl with the high ponytail had a smile on her face, she was sunny and outgoing, she was a perfect sweetheart beauty.

"This nickname suits you very well, it's so cute." Yu Gaomin replied with a very polite smile.

Qi Shuran shook her ponytail: "Sister Shuqi didn't mean to offend you just now, but she did it because she was interested in you. There is no malice."

Yu Gaomin shook his head: "It's okay, I really like Sister Shuqi's character."

As long as he is a straight man!

Xue Shuqi's beautiful sister is definitely the type he would like.

When he said this, Xianyu, who had a strong desire to survive, silently observed Guan Yue's face beside him.

well.

It doesn't look like there is any problem.

He shouldn't be fired when he goes back tonight... right?

After the pleasantries that should be exchanged and the meetings that should be met, the staff of the program group finally arranged the venue.

"Should we still act in groups this time?"

Yu Gaomin, who missed a show, was the first to raise his paw to ask questions.

Considering the relationship between the two, the director hesitated for a moment.

In the end, I decided to show them off and let them grow and develop as they please: "It doesn't matter whether they are divided into groups or not, it depends on how convenient it is for you."

"Okay—" If you say that, then I won't be sleepy.

Xianyu's eyes were shining brightly, and in the first frame when the camera was turned on, he stuck to his dear boyfriend's side, sticky, like a cute little tail that couldn't be shaken off.

I heard that the viewers who have salted fish returning in this episode have already made preparations. They have already moved the small bench and squatted in the live broadcast room an hour before the live broadcast started.

When the camera finally opened for the first moment, the barrage poured in like crazy.

[Fish!fish fish!How can I live without you, Yuyu! 】

[Yuyu, I was wrong!I shouldn't have tasted fish!Will you forgive me? 】

【Yuyu, I just made a mistake that fans all over the world will make. You are so kind, you will definitely forgive me, right?

After the optimization of the last program—the main credit is that Sister Xue Shuqi found a connector that can connect to the outside world—now they can contact the outside world while recording, that is, they can start interacting with the barrage in the live broadcast room.

So as soon as these bullet screens popped up, Yu Gaomin remembered the IDs of these traitors clearly.

Guan Yue had already introduced him before coming here, so Yu Gaomin also knew that he could reply to these barrages.

He snorted arrogantly: "In our Xianyu family, there is no divorce, only widowhood!"

After hearing Yu Gaomin's speech, Guan Yue raised his eyes and glanced at him.

And Yu Gaomin showed him an exclusive sweet smile.

【Baby, the more you struggle, the more excited I am! ! 】

[Come on, is there anyone who formed a group to go fishing with the crew? 】

[Did no one think that the little interaction between Yuyu and Guan Yue just now was very dark?There is always something. 】

The author says:

Chu Li Yipin's inner drama refers to contemporary netizens pretending to be their parents' surfing speeches;

Repeated punctuation is not a bug, not a bug, not a bug hahaha;

Say important things three times (.