Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

After solving the problem of food and clothing, Yu Gaomin finally realized the importance of something again.

I don't know how many times I have re-observed this room.

After another fruitless investigation, Yu Gaomin completely admitted it.

It seems that this game room really does not have a shower room.

Although, most people don't seem to install bathtubs in their game rooms.

Yu Gaomin still remembers the direction of the bathroom in Guan Yue's house.

only.

He pulled the handle of the door, but it still couldn't open as he wished.

Yu Gaomin sighed deeply.

He suddenly began to feel that although Guan Yue's beautiful brotherhood with Huaxia touched him, it seemed that this brotherhood was not completely perfect.

And now he can't get out of this room, the only way is to wait.

Wait for Guan Yue to come to him after something.

Yu Gaomin thought that holding Guan Yue was for his own good. He thought that this person would appear in front of him to save him in just one hour.

Didn't expect this wait.

Just one night.

The next morning, Youyuan woke up, looking at the sunny scenery outside the window, Yu Gaomin rested his forehead and meditated.

His good brother's consideration is really a bit wrong.

Is there such a possibility that even if he doesn't need to bathe and wash, at least he still needs to go to the toilet every day?

Last night, Yu Gaomin had been silently waiting for Guan Yue's arrival, and by the way, searched the room all over.

He didn't find his mobile phone, which is no wonder, after all, when he went to open the door, he also opened the door empty-handed.

However, I found a fully charged tablet in this game room.

Fortunately, Yu Gaomin can also judge the time according to the tablet.

Yu Gaomin, who didn't wait for redemption all night, is already a mature salted fish.

He will learn to pass the time by himself.

When Guan Yue opened the door, Yu Gaomin was immersed in a shooting game and couldn't extricate himself.

Accompanied by the sound of closing the door, there are also electronic and mechanical sound effects from the system in the game.

"Yes! Another chicken!"

Guan Yue, who was completely ignored at the side: "..."

The direction of the plot seems to be different from what he imagined, right?

Having won three games in a row, and adhering to the fine tradition of "doing nothing but three", Yu Gaomin decided to get up and exercise his muscles and bones, and then make persistent efforts.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he put down the tablet, a handsome face appeared in front of him.

Yu Gaomin was so frightened that he almost lost his grip on the tablet and threw the baby out.

Guan Yue stretched out his long arms, and even pulled the man into his arms.

"Morning, good morning!"

Yu Gaomin calmed down his little heart, and greeted Guan Yue with a smile.

In Guan Yue's imagination, Yu Gaomin, who was imprisoned by himself for one night and unable to have any contact with the outside world, must be listless and unable to eat today.

In order to better create a sense of pressure for Yu Gaomin being imprisoned, he even deliberately placed a tablet in this room that can be connected to the Internet, but not fully connected to the Internet.

This tablet has been modified by him a long time ago, and it is absolutely no problem to use it to surf the Internet, but if its user wants to contact the outside world through it, half of the messages will not be sent out, and the user's intention to escape It will also be sent to Guan Yue's mastermind.

But Guan Yue didn't expect that Yu Gaomin not only didn't look like he imagined, but also seemed to be more energetic.

Except for the anxious expression on his face, he didn't seem to have any symptoms of discomfort.

Guan Yue thought, since Yu Gaomin was so anxious, he must still want to leave here.

However, he will not let Yu Gaomin fulfill his wish...

"Guan Yue, you're finally here, you've locked me up all night, can you let me go first for your convenience?"

The corner of Guan Yue's mouth hadn't completely lifted, but Yu Gaomin knocked it back to its original shape with a single sentence.

"..."

Oh yes.

Only now did he realize that he had indeed forgotten this question.

Guan Yue lowered his eyes.

This can be regarded as a rare miscalculation of his, which was unexpected.

If you let Yu Gaomin leave this room like this now, then he...

"You won't even give me a chance to go to the toilet, it's too inhumane!"

On the side, Yu Gaomin's voice asking for partial relief for himself became more and more deafening.

Guan Yue: "..."

Although Yu Gaomin said so, Guan Yue felt that if he really disagreed with him going out, then he might really be a little perverted.

He just wanted to imprison people, to keep people around.

It's not really to force Yu Gaomin to death.

...and the kind that suffocates to death in a very strange way.

"Then I'll take you there."

"No need! I know where your WC is!"

After seeking Guan Yue's consent, Yu Gaomin rushed out of the door and ran very fast.

Only Guan Yue, who hadn't fully followed his brain circuit, was left in a daze.

... He is not really completely relieved of Yu Gaomin.

Just looking at Yu Gaomin like this.

It really doesn't look like it's pretending.

Guan Yue briefly recalled that since he forcibly brought Yu Gaomin home yesterday, this person seems to have never solved his physical problems.

After calculating clearly, Guan Yue's face became even more rigid.

He slowly followed Yu Gaomin's footsteps and came to the bathroom door.

"Senior, do you need my help?"

In fact, originally, Guan Yue didn't want to call Yu Gaomin senior anymore.

After all, that was the title he used to get closer to Yu Gaomin in the past.

And for a prey that has entered his trap, he will not treat it in the same way as before.

It's just that Guan Yue didn't know why, and subconsciously blurted out this title.

Yu Gaomin's ugly refusal voice came from inside: "Do you think you can go to the toilet for me?"

"..." Guan Yue only realized what kind of stupid question he blurted out just now.

He touched his forehead helplessly.

Why do I feel that ever since I met Yu Gaomin, as long as I have a pair of brain waves with him, everything will become weird.

Guan Yue didn't like the feeling of being completely out of control.

But what he has to admit is that it seems that because he has been in contact with Yu Gaomin a lot, he himself has unknowingly become the current state of acting impulsively from time to time.

It would be fine if it was Guan Yue from before.

The current Guan Yue has experienced too much, he knows that his current state is completely wrong.

But it can't stop, it can't be stopped.

While Guan Yue was still playing a blackened version of Qiong Yao's grandma's script in his mind, the taboo door in front of him was pushed open by Yu Gaomin.

Guan Yue who was almost attacked by the door: "..."

After solving the physical problem, Yu Gaomin clapped his hands in a cheerful mood.

Of course, it is the cleaned version.

Sure enough, as the saying goes, people have three urgencies.As long as one of the emergencies is resolved, the state will be much easier.

Yu Gaomin clapped his hands in a good mood, and even wanted to walk in front of Guan Yue and lead the way back to the game room.

I also curiously asked about today's recipe.

"So what are we having for breakfast this morning?"

This wave, this wave belongs to anti-clients!

Guan Yue was a little perplexed, for a moment, he didn't know whether to be surprised by Yu Gaomin's natural and easy-going attitude, or by his strange attention.

"I think, before having breakfast, shouldn't I... wash up?"

Oh yes!

Yu Gaomin clapped his hands as if suddenly realized.

Guan Yue: ...

So you really didn't realize the importance of this matter just now, did you?

Guan Yue really didn't know what to say now.

Maybe he should have built a small bathroom in the game room to make it more convenient.

"Well, although this question is very embarrassing, I still want to ask, how should I brush my teeth and wash my face?"

Hmm, that's a good question indeed.

Guan Yue paused.

"There are ready-to-use toiletries at home."

... Fortunately, he usually always prepares some spare daily necessities.

Thanks to all these years of experience accumulated in the process of growing up in various worlds.

"Oh, alright."

After Yu Gaomin said this, he still didn't stop walking to the game room.

Guan Yue: "?"

Seemingly aware of Guan Yue's confusion, Yu Gaomin tilted his head, and threw the question back to Guan Yue: "I don't know where all your things are, so I'll go back to my room and wait for you—— "

After finishing speaking, the salted fish went back into the game room humming a little tune with brisk steps.

And also close the door intimately.

Guan Yue, who saw all his actions: "..."

Is this really something that an imprisoned person can do?

After Guan Yue got everything ready, Yu Gaomin had already solved another game.

But this time, it has changed from a shooting game to a drag racing game.

I don't know if it's because of the previous two experiences, but when Guan Yue saw the game victory page displayed on the tablet, his heart didn't fluctuate.

He even thoughtfully recharged the battery of the tablet for the game-addicted salted fish.

Today's breakfast was still delivered to the room by Guan Yue.

This time, Guan Yue didn't need to do it himself, Yu Gaomin couldn't wait to open the lid of Pandora's treasure box.

Yu Gaomin really didn't expect that one day, he would be able to stay at home and eat a rich Cantonese-style morning tea without going out.

Mom, this is really heaven!

After seeing Yu Gaomin's fierce face (mainly aimed at food), Guan Yue also thoughtfully handed him complete tools for committing the crime.

After getting the tableware, Yu Gaomin directly turned on the whirlwind inhalation mode.

The speed made Guan Yue, who was watching from the side, worry that this guy would choke him from time to time.

After half an hour, someone was finally satisfied and was about to stop what he was doing.

But before the end, Yu Gaomin suddenly remembered one thing.

He picked up the last phoenix claw, hesitated for a moment, and opened his mouth: "Have you... eaten?"

Guan Yue: "."

Yu Gaomin didn't know if it was his own illusion, he always felt that Guan Yue looked at him with some resentment.

So Yu Gaomin, who became more and more guilty, handed over the chopsticks: "Please?"

Guan Yue: "..."

He was almost laughed angrily by Yu Gaomin.

"No, I've already had breakfast."

"Ah, that's such a pity." Yu Gaomin didn't even want to put it on. He said it was a pity, but his body honestly swallowed the last plump chicken paw in one gulp, puffing out his cheeks and showing a happy look. Smile, "Oh West!"

Guan Yue: "..."

He suddenly began to suspect that he had kidnapped something to go home.

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