Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Yu Gaomin sat up vigilantly, turned around, and saw Guan Yue pushing a small cart that he didn't know where to get in slowly.

And what has been exuding a seductive atmosphere is exactly what is placed on the trolley in a tray that looks extremely exquisite.

It's a pity that it was covered, and Yu Gaomin couldn't figure out what was inside.

He withdrew his gaze from the tray.

He just swallowed unconsciously.

Yu Gaomin coughed, turned his head to pretend to be calm, but seeing Guan Yue, he said forcefully, "Well, what are you going to do now?"

Being treated like this by him, Guan Yue was not annoyed, and there was still a smile on his face.

He took the tray off the trolley and put it on the desk in the room.

He also deliberately avoided the small table that was closer, because on that table were the handles and the mechanical keyboard that Yu Gaomin put down halfway through the game.

Yu Gaomin also wanted to pretend that he didn't see anything, and even wanted to take the opportunity to escape.

It's just a pity that he is really hungry now, and he couldn't help but follow Guan Yue—mainly the plate of delicious unknown stuff that Guan Yue was holding in his hand.

Guan Yue seemed to have sensed his curiosity, and didn't intend to hide anything, so he finally lifted the lid in front of Yu Gaomin.

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When he saw clearly what was in the plate, Yu Gaomin felt that his eyeballs were about to fall out.

It turned out to be the steak that he was so greedy just now!

"I calculated the time and thought that senior must be hungry, so I brought in the prepared dinner."

Guan Yue put down his things lightly, and gestured for Yu Gaomin to come forward and enjoy the food.

And Yu Gaomin had already been fooled by him once, and this time he finally became more vigilant.

He glanced at Guan Yue suspiciously.

"Why do you think I would eat what you prepared. What if you do not stop poisoning here and want to poison me to death?"

Vigilance towards Guan Yue was written all over Yu Gaomin's body.

But Guan Yue just moved his hands about this, and used practical actions to prove that he did not poison the food.

He picked up the knife and fork at the side, cut off a small piece of meat, and put it directly into his mouth without blinking.

Guan Yue didn't put down the knife and fork until he chewed and swallowed the meat: "Senior has seen it with his own eyes, so he shouldn't suspect me of poisoning here again, right?"

Yu Gaomin: "Well, even if you didn't poison me, why should I eat what you prepared for me?"

The reason Guan Yue gave was very simple, and it was hard for Yu Gaomin not to accept it: "Because senior is hungry."

But Yu Gaomin still chose to refuse: "Who says I'm hungry, are you a roundworm in my stomach? If you say I'm hungry, I'm hungry, then I'm very shameless!"

Not bad.

He finally managed to win a victory.

But as soon as the words fell, Yu Gaomin's stomach made a sound of betraying the master.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Depend on.

This world deserves to be a world centered on the protagonist's attack and suffering. Even his own stomach wants to cheat him so much, but he just helps Guan Yue.

Yu Gaomin felt more and more depressed.

But although he was depressed, Guan Yue was in a happier mood.

"Since senior doesn't feel hungry, then I'll throw this steak away." After finishing speaking, Guan Yue really put the lid back on, and was about to put the plate back on the trolley as he left.

Yu Gaomin's eyes widened instantly.

"no!"

His legs seemed to be infused with a certain mysterious power at this moment, and they regained their vitality all of a sudden. He even had the courage to snatch food from Guan Yue's tiger's mouth, and stopped Guan Yue's movements.

This kind of mysterious power, according to the memories of Xianyu (Ultimate Bad Version), who later lived a leisurely life with enough food and drink, thinks it should be called. An instinct that millions of descendants will never forget——

To put it bluntly, it is the desire to survive.

It is this desire to survive that allows this dying salted fish to seize the opportunity to lead to a better future.

This is a perfect link between the past and the future.

But Guan Yue watched Yu Gaomin's salty fish pounce on food, and finally laughed undisguisedly.

"Senior, if you want to eat, you can tell me directly, but you don't have to... that's the case."

When Yu Gaomin came back to his senses, he realized that he had just pounced on Guan Yue in order to snatch food from the tiger's mouth.

But now the posture of the two of them is completely like a young couple.

Can……

Yu Gaomin was a little speechless.

He suddenly became a hooligan who molested others.

The key is.

The other hooligans, Bidong, are just bowing their heads to tease other little girls.

He is a wall-thumping Guan Yue, but he wants to stare at Guan Yue with his head up.

Otherwise, he could only look at Guan Yue's neck.

It's so frustrating.

But in this situation, food is more important.

Yu Gaomin didn't care about these, he let go of his hand, bypassed Guan Yue and sat down at the table.

But soon he started to feel awkward again.

Guan Yue only prepared one set of tableware.

But this set of knives and forks, Yu Gaomin saw clearly just now, in order to demonstrate to him that food is non-toxic, Guan Yue has already used it.

Yu Gaomin fell into a dilemma again.

To use, or not to use.

this is a problem.

The culprit, Guan Yue, folded his arms and stood aside, looking at Yu Gaomin who was struggling.

Damn, this entanglement is the same result as whether to eat or not to eat just now.

Yu Gaomin felt more and more that Guan Yue was here to play tricks on him this time.

Seeing that he has not moved for a long time, Guan Yue has already figured out what is going on in this man's heart.

He bent down and made himself and Yu Gaomin look at the same level: "Senior, this steak will not taste good if it is not eaten while it is hot."

"Or, the senior doesn't know how to use a knife and fork? Then, how about I feed the senior?"

"No, no, no, I thank you and your family!"

As soon as Guan Yue's voice fell, Yu Gaomin's mind filled up the scene he described very vigorously.

Yu Gaomin was immediately excited by the scene, grabbed the cutlery in an instant, and cut off a piece of steak exuding a tempting smell.

It's even more delicious than the French steak he's been thinking about!

Yu Gaomin's eyes almost widened.

I saw him finish the steak at a high speed, and after eating, he rubbed his stomach with some disinterest.

Not to mention that this steak is non-toxic, even if Guan Yue really poisoned it, just because of the incomparably delicious taste, Yu Gaomin felt that he could eat it without changing his face.

Even if you are going to die, you have to eat your last delicious meal in a graceful manner!

This may be the biggest life of a salted fish who does not seek to make progress... No, Yusheng should pursue it.

"Since the senior has solved the dinner problem, I'll go first."

Ok?

After eating and drinking enough, the salted fish can't turn its mind even more.

"Aren't you going to stay with me?"

Could it be that Guan Yue really just came to give him a meal as a prisoner, and he didn't intend to use some inhumane means to torture himself, forcing himself to tell the purpose of getting close to their protagonist... or something?

Guan Yue never thought that Yu Gaomin would invite him to stay.

His eyes darkened.

In the end, he threw the question back to Yu Gaomin.

"So senior wants me to stay by your side. I thought senior wouldn't want to see me for a second now."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Obviously I was the one kidnapped by you! !

Don't act like you're wronged, okay? !

Don't worry, I'm the King of Jiji, let me hurry first! !

"Thank you, goodbye!"

Yu Gaomin finally pushed people out of the room.

It wasn't until the moment the door was closed that Yu Gaomin finally thought of it.

its not right.

He was the one imprisoned.

Why was it such a good opportunity just now, he didn't choose to run away, instead, he drove out the person who locked him up?

Yu Gaomin felt that what he did as a prisoner was a failure.

Why is it that when other people are locked up, they cry and beg their father and mother, but when they come to him, they are the ones who are positive and shut themselves up.

but……

Yu Gaomin pinched his cheek.

He looked around at the small things scattered in the room.

These are treasures in his eyes!

Among other things, his prison environment is really excellent.

It doesn't look like they are here to be imprisoned, but rather they are here to recuperate on vacation.

There is even a bed in this room.

Yu Gaomin silently climbed from the carpet to the bed, resting his hands on the back of his head and began to think.

He chose to feign death before, just to escape from the protagonist Gong Shou's side, so as not to know when the protagonist Gong Shou will be together in the future, and finally the protagonist Gong realizes what he did to the protagonist Gong Shou in the past, and kills him one more step.

But think about it carefully, since he crossed into this world, it seems that he hasn't done anything to the protagonist... right?

All he had to do was provide good food and drink for that kid Guan Yue.

correct.

Is it because Guan Yue has been very kind to him before, offering him delicious food and drink, so now he is locked up here and feeds him all kinds of delicious and interesting things every day?

After figuring this out, Yu Gaomin continued to reason with his thoughts.

Is there such a possibility that Guan Yue locked him here, in fact...to protect himself?

In this way, the protagonist Gong Huang Yijun will not find out his existence. As long as Guan Yue does not tell the protagonist Gong where he is, he will not be killed by the protagonist Gong?

Yu Gaomin felt this logic.

Very reasonable there is wood there!

It turns out that Guan Yue made such a big circle to protect him!

It really touched the hearts of parents all over the world!

I am really ashamed that I used to treat him as my son, a...

Yu Gaomin coughed.

That's not so outrageous.

It turned out that Guan Yue did all this to protect him. In order to carry out the plan smoothly, Guan Yue didn't even tell anyone the truth, including himself.

But he misunderstood Guan Yue's good intentions.

Yu Gaomin had no doubt that Guan Yue wanted to kill him.

To be honest, before seeing Guan Yue just now, he really still had this idea.

But now Yu Gaomin has figured it out.

He believed that no kidnapper would deliberately find such a fairy living environment for the prisoner, and he could also eat delicious food.

No fool would do that.

So Guan Yue was really using his own strength to protect him.

Really touched the Huaxia brotherhood!

Yu Gaomin almost burst into tears.

He made a decision against his ancestors!

The young man treated him so well, he must lead the young man out of Huang Yijun's sea of ​​misery!

He wants Guan Yue to know that the protagonist of the new era is to be beautiful alone, and the farther away from those scumbags who only hurt others, the better!

At this time, Guan Yue, who was scrubbing the dishes, sneezed without knowing anything about Yu Gaominfeng's ups and downs, thrilling, intricate, twists and turns.

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