Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

"Goooooooooooo-"

Seeing that the water in the pot finally boiled, Yu Gaomin threw in the hot pot base that he had prepared early in the morning.

Layers of attractive red oil began to float in the bottom of the pot that was clear just a second ago.

It looks delicious.

Guan Yue had already arranged all the dishes to be served in hot pot on the table, and when Yu Gaomin brought the pot to the table, he asked Guan Yue to put his favorite Maodu in the pot first.

The white fingers pinched the chopsticks and scalded them up and down. The hairy belly that was salvaged at the end had already been stained with the aroma of the bottom of the red oil pan from the original whiteness, and the heat still lingered around.The hairy belly has been scalded and "blossomed", shaking gently, but still with a hint of firmness and elasticity, the oil dripping on the surface is wanton, proudly announcing to those waiting to enjoy the big meal how delicious the hot pot is.

Guan Yue put the first mouthful of delicious food into Yu Gaomin's bowl.

"Senior, try it first."

The juicy hairy tripe was sent to the dipping saucer, rolled gently and freely on the small plate, and when it stood up again, it was decorated with a few slices of brightly colored green onion and coriander, and the red oil on the surface was not Instead of completely rejecting outsiders, it is friendly and tolerant, accepting the simple and honest sesame paste and the weird and elf rice vinegar.

Maodu entered Yu Gaomin's belly in this state of "dragging the family and leading the mouth".At this time, it has completely faded away from the strangeness when it was just put out of the pot, and dissipated the violent fire when it was out of the pot, leaving only the crisp taste and the stimulation to the taste buds.Yu Gaomin ate so much that he almost forgot the existence of other side dishes.

"Delicious! This is too delicious!"

While eating, Yu Gaomin gave Guan Yue a thumbs up.

"Sure enough, in summer, you have to eat hot hot pot with the air conditioner at home to be comfortable."

After finishing the first mouthful of hairy belly, taking advantage of the good start, Yu Gaomin hurriedly ordered several more dishes.

Different from his way of eating like a starved ghost reincarnated, Guan Yue is much more refined and particular.

"It's a pity that I can't let seniors taste my cooking skills."

"What does it matter." With the food in his mouth, Yu Gaomin didn't care about anything, "Anyway, there will be time to taste it later, won't it?"

Guan Yue paused, then smiled and said, "Yes."

Who said no?

He chuckled lightly, then stood up and picked up the hot fat beef roll, which was just plump and delicious, and put it in Yu Gaomin's bowl.

"Don't always give it to me, you should eat some yourself."

This made Yu Gaomin a little embarrassed.

But Guan Yue just took back the chopsticks, propped his chin and said with a smile: "I like to see the happy expression on the senior's face when eating. I am happier than eating by myself."

Yu Gaomin was caught off guard by him, and his little face turned red.

Although he still couldn't tell whether he was hot or was teased by Guan Yue.

But he also understands that if he doesn't take the initiative to do something, I'm afraid this hot pot meal for two people will become the theme of "Guan Yue keeps feeding the seniors".

Courtesy is reciprocal, so Yu Gaomin also fished out his steaming belly just now, and joined Guan Yue.

And Guan Yue was just as he had imagined, as soon as the hairy belly entered the bowl, he began to eat with a smile on his face.

Tell me about you, how old you are, and you need someone to bring you food.

While complaining in his heart, Yu Gaomin continued to add food to Guan Yue with a sense of integrity.

Come and go, originally a good hot pot food appreciation feast, I don’t know when it started, it gradually changed to a scene where the seniors love each other and feed each other.

The two agents were in tears when they saw it.

As a standard fat house with an outstanding university graduate at home, Yu Gaomin didn't forget to turn on the tablet Guan Yue handed him to play some cute house dramas when he ordered the hot pot.

Of course, if it was before today, Yu Gaomin and Guan Yue would definitely not have done this when they were eating together.

Strictly speaking, he might not have the opportunity to eat with Guan Yue more than five fingers throughout the year.

But starting today is different!

Yu Gaomin has always insisted that a Two-dimensional who likes anime, novels and games is not a bad person!

In particular, Guan Yue is still the protagonist Shouhei appointed by the author's own mother.

I'm afraid even Guan Yue didn't expect that in just a hot pot meal, he was suddenly transformed by Yu Gaomin from "a suspicious person who needs to be on guard against" to "a belligerent and friendly child who needs to be protected as a senior."

Well, the level of status and treatment will be different all of a sudden.

"Speaking of which, I'm still a little curious. Didn't you just graduate from the training camp? How can you store so many gadgets at home?"

Yu Gaomin could understand that there were all the ingredients in the refrigerator that his manager and assistant bought for Guan Yue when he was not at home.

However, the three cabinets in the lounge just now are exquisite figurines, game controllers, and comic novels. It is still a bit far-fetched to say that Guan Yue bought them in no more than four months after he graduated from the training camp. .

Even if Guan Yue can really buy all these things within four months, he is at most a child who has just entered society, so what spare money can he have?

It can't be said that the things in the house are all gifts from friends from all walks of life.

Where do so many friends come from.

and many more.

A gift from a friend.

If it was Huang Yijun...

Yu Gaomin's expression suddenly became a little ugly.

Although Huang Yijun is the protagonist Gong, it's nothing to give away Guan Yue and other things, but, but...

Yu Gaomin couldn't tell why, but when he thought that all the things he liked and envied just now were all given by Huang Yijun, he felt panicked.

Although Guan Yue seemed a little surprised why he would ask such a question, he didn't panic in the slightest, with a candid look: "Well, actually, I won't tell others how they came about. "

It’s over.

Under the table that Guan Yue couldn't see, Yu Gaomin reached out and pinched his thigh.

Hearing Guan Yue's tone, Yu Gaomin always felt that his assumption just now was about to come true.

Cub, you are a new socialist young man with strong roots, you can't just walk on the road of being fostered so casually!

"But since the senior asked me, it doesn't matter if I tell the senior."

Yu Gaomin became nervous because of his unhurried attitude.

Fortunately, Guan Yue's last answer reassured him a lot.

"Actually, before entering the entertainment industry, I also did some part-time jobs. These were saved during my part-time jobs, and some of them were given to me by friends."

"May I be curious what kind of part-time job it is?"

It's really not Yu Gaomin's gossip, it's that he is really curious about what kind of job can afford such a high cost.

When he thought about Guan Yue's adolescence, when he was a thin and thin child, he went around working part-time to earn money to support his family, and the stone that had just fallen in his heart hung up again.

It can't be... that kind of part-time job, right?

Forgive his not-so-bright mind.The ways that Yu Gaomin can think of to make a fortune in a short period of time and embark on the road of being a rich man are all ways that cannot be written.

After all, there is a saying that says that the most quick way to make money in the world is written in the "Criminal Law".

Guan Yue chuckled: "Where did the senior think, I just wrote a few sets of programming and sold them online during the rest time."

"Oh, it's not an illegal part-time job, that's fine... wait, what did you just say?"

Yu Gaomin's eyes widened, and those eyes were full of disbelief.

Guan Yue was only so old at that time, he had already learned to code, and he could even earn money to support himself with this craft?

"You, you, where did you learn these things?"

After getting along for so long, I never found out that Guan Yue can do this.

Since you can make money from this, why do you have to come out to show your face and run around here and there every year without staying home several times?

Yu Gaomin was about to ask a question, but when the question came to his lips, he thought about it again.

Oh.

It's easy to be bald as a programmer.

That's fine.

He silently swallowed what he wanted to say, and then glanced at Guan Yue's lush hair.

In fact, it would be good for Guan Yue not to be a programmer.

After all, it was really hard for him to imagine a bald beauty.

"I had a little contact with it when I was in school. Later, I was really curious and learned a little from others during my part-time job."

Yu Gaomin moved his lips.

He was really curious whether Guan Yue's talent was too high, or the author's brain was too open.

If he hadn't known that Guan Yue was the protagonist Shou with the golden finger in the book, if he had changed anyone and said this to him, Guan Yue would have been arrested and locked up in a mental hospital long ago.

"Very, very good..." Yu Gaomin took a sip of the gurgling cola to suppress his shock.

I didn't expect that after living for so long, the (not bald) Internet boss I most aspired to be was by my side.

"Senior, do you want to ask me why I can make money with this, but I still want to enter the entertainment circle?"

Unexpectedly, Guan Yue would expose his thoughts so clearly, Yu Gaomin nodded weakly.

"Actually, doing programming can indeed make a lot of money, but I still prefer singing and dancing. I will be happier if I can appear on the big screen and act like my predecessors." After a pause, Guan Yue said with a smile, "Besides, if I don't enter the entertainment circle, I won't have the chance to meet my seniors!"

Hearing the boy's adoring and proud tone, Yu Gaomin's heart unconsciously bubbled like the Coke in his hand.

This kid really knows how to praise people.

In just three or two strokes, the worries in Yu Gaomin's heart were dispelled, and even the cloudy weather turned sunny, and he looked in a good mood.

Guan Yue picked up a few slices of pork belly for Yu Gaomin and put them in his bowl.

The process of eating hot pot is joyful.

It was really painful to eat.

Yu Gaomin touched his somewhat round belly, and sighed: "Eating meat is a pleasure for a while, and the crematorium afterwards. After this meal, I feel a few pounds heavier, and I will be nagged by the manager again."

Guan Yue looked back and saw someone stroking his belly, and smiled: "Senior is not fat, I think I can eat a little more, fleshy ones are cute."

Yu Gaomin couldn't help sighing.

Perhaps it is this way of thinking for a child like Guan Yue who has been hungry and scared since childhood.

But the current mainstream aesthetic is white, young and thin, which is no longer as strong and beautiful as before.

After touching his stomach with a little melancholy, Yu Gaomin looked up at the time.

It's so late!

Yu Gaomin yelled in his heart that it was not good.

"Oops, there are important things to do tonight, I have to go home quickly."

Yu Gaomin casually put his coat on his body, and hurriedly thanked Guan Yue as he walked: "Thank you for your hospitality today, I still have something to attend to, so I'll leave first, and I'll treat you to dinner next time!"

Unexpectedly, he put his hand on the handle of the door and gently pulled it in, only to find that the door didn't move at all.

Strange, is it stuck?

Yu Gaomin squatted down in some puzzlement, and carefully checked the door lock.

A voice quietly appeared from behind.

"Senior, where do you want to go?"

The author says:

hehe...hehehehe...

(I know what you're thinking;

(Catch all jpg;

Push and push the column to pre-accept qwq "The Little Vampire Dressed as Marshal Omega"

Tang Tang is the last vampire in the world.

Since he was born, he has been living a life of hiding and not eating enough.

After sleeping for thousands of years, he found himself falling into the hands of human beings.

He thought that there would be another century war between humans and vampires.

But I didn't expect that the surrounding crowd would suddenly send out...

There was a sound similar to... the sound of an old hen protecting its cubs.

Some people even tried to touch his soft hair with joyful expressions.

Tang Tang: "..."

I must be opening my eyes the wrong way.

What about the promised war of the century and bloody feud?

Why did he suddenly become a mascot, the little vampire of the Tang family?

You humans are a bit perverted.

Looking at this group of human beings who looked a little seriously ill, Tang Tang decided to save his respect.

He blew up three detection machines on the scene in a circle.

But received a burst of attentive care.

He grabbed someone in the audience with lightning-like jingle, and bared his fangs.

But he heard a loud yell beside him.

Even the human being caught by him looked shy and wanted to refuse.

"..."

Tang Tang: Numb jpg;

You humans are really perverted.

A little vampire suddenly lost his dream jpg;

Finally one day, Tang Tang met an aloof human being who ignored him;

This whole body temperament, this indifferent expression.

At first glance, you are different from those perverted humans!

The innocent little vampire felt that he had finally discovered the hope for the future of mankind, and decided to guard this single seedling by his side.

a few months later—

Tang Tang kicked someone, trying to kick him off the bed.

But he was lightly grabbed by the ankle, and gave a gentle kiss.

"Tangtang is tired, then drink some of my blood."

"We continue."

After realizing it, the little vampire who entered the wolf's lair by mistake is very regretful.

What is the root of Zhengmiaohong, what is the modest gentleman.

It's all fake!

Obviously this guy is the most perverted among human beings!

Take care of humans, save the vampires.

This time it's the stupid, soft, beautiful little vampire x "Screaming husband, I'll give you my life" gloomy Omega marshal——

The sand sculpture continues, the happiness is doubled——