Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

But as the saying goes, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

Maybe there is someone who is not good at pity him and wants to send him through the last journey decently.

Seeing that his thoughts diverged further and further away, Yu Gaomin quickly forced himself to stop this bizarre idea.

Only at this time did Yu Gaomin truly realize that the rapid development of modern advanced technology is also a double-edged sword.

It is easy for him to cause suspicion when he goes out of town, but he can use the Internet to directly contact the intermediary and even the landlord.

Therefore, the first step in the guide to escaping from feigning death was to find a suitable house to live in, and Yu Gaomin only spent half a day to solve it.

Thanks again for the greatness of technology.

PEACE and LOVE.

The second step of the self-rescue guide: find a perfect way to fake death.

That's the crux of the whole plan.

Yu Gaomin touched his chin.

In this case, any sand sculpture methods such as potato chips cutting wrists, tofu hitting heads, and noodles hanging up are useless.

So... Try to imagine something more extreme?

Swallow sleeping pills?

No, no, it's not like he has traveled from ancient times and practiced the method of tortoise breathing. If he accidentally didn't control the dose, what would happen if he really sent himself away.

For the sake of his humble life, Yu Gaomin reluctantly gave up this idea.

Find a 36-story high-rise building to relieve all worries?

No, no, although he usually feels that he is not very good-looking, but there is no one in this world who does not care about face.If you go down from such a high floor, you will definitely fall to pieces.

Yu Gaomin somehow thought of ketchup.

... In order to preserve the last bit of face "after death", I should choose another method.

Faking an accident?

Xianyu's eyes lit up.

This method is good!

And he only needs to do a little tricks from it, and he can escape from it.

Then change to a new identity, flee to a place where the protagonist Gong Shou can't find and won't find, and live his happy little life with peace of mind.

A girl's mouth.

It's just that he can't sing this big show alone.

At such a critical turning point in paper life, the more close people are asked to help and participate in these things, it will definitely not work.

Yu Gaomin ordered a takeaway, and while waiting for the takeaway, he lay down on the table and thought about it.

Got it!

He thought of the gang of hooligans he met when he just traveled to this world and was bribed by the original owner to drug the protagonist Guan Yue.

Although there is not much hope for them, but the skinny camel is bigger than the horse, so what if he hit a ghost.

Originally, Yu Gaomin didn't pin all his hopes on those gangsters, but he didn't expect that he simply tried it out, and the other party actually agreed, and promised to do it without leaking, with a super proficient business ability look like.

Yu Gaomin:?

Well, it is indeed a weird world view created by unscrupulous authors.

The rules and order of your world are too messed up, right? Can this kind of feigned death be successful so easily?

Well, after all, he is also the beneficiary of this weird worldview, so he won't do this kind of thing of picking up the bowl to eat and putting down the bowl to scold his mother.

After all, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

It just so happened that the takeaway arrived during this time, Yu Gaomin asked my brother to put it in the designated takeaway storage point downstairs in the dormitory, calculated the time, and after confirming that the person had left, he got up and went downstairs to pick up the takeaway.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he ran into Guan Yue who looked like he was about to go out.

Yu Gaomin: ...

He felt that he must have a grudge against the protagonist Gong Shou in this life.

Especially Guan Yue.

It's hard for Yu Gaomin not to wonder if he did something immoral to offend Guan Yue in his previous life.

For example, once robbed his position or something.

Or the lack of a weak helping hand when he needed it.

That's why God specially sent Guan Yue to punish him in this life.

Even if Guan Yue didn't do anything or say anything now, Yu Gaomin felt that standing in front of him, even breathing became a difficult movement.

But today is also very strange, usually when two people meet, it is Guan Yue who first posts enthusiastically, all kinds of coquettish and cute with Yu Gaomin, the senior is older and the senior is shorter.

Seeing Guan Yue's cold face today, Yu Gaomin was a little surprised.

Thinking about it, he will officially implement the suspended animation plan soon, and now he and Guan Yue also see each other less.

In any case, he really likes Guan Yue's appearance and voice, even if it's the last greeting before the two of them parted.

This time it was finally Yu Gaomin who took the initiative to greet Guan Yue: "Good afternoon."

Guan Yue seemed to have just realized that there was someone beside him, turned his head to look at Yu Gaomin, paused for a while, and then returned to the expression when he met Yu Gaomin in the past, and put on the standard signature smile: "Good afternoon, senior."

Then the two stopped talking.

The surrounding air suddenly froze.

so awkward.

Yu Gaomin couldn't hold on any longer, and was ready to take the initiative to chat a few more words, and then immediately fled the scene of the social death with his takeaway.

"you……"

It's just that he just started to say a word, but was stuffed back by Guan Yue's question.

"Senior, how did you think about the question I asked you last night?"

last night?

what is the problem.

Yu Gaomin's brain froze for a second.

Ever since he got up this morning and received Huang Yijun's "death threat" message, his mind was full of messy thoughts about how to carry the train station to escape from this planet gracefully and unsuspectingly, and now he couldn't turn his head around all of a sudden. Come.

Oh, remembered.

It was Guan Yue who wanted to improve the distance between the two of them.

harm.

Speaking of this, Yu Gaomin also wants to thank Guan Yue.

"Well, after I went back, I thought about it very carefully."

In order to show his seriousness and solemnity, Yu Gaomin also deliberately prolonged his voice to show his sincerity.

Isn't that right, if it wasn't for what Guan Yue said, would he have thought about the distance between himself as cannon fodder and the protagonist's attack in time?

Distance creates beauty, and everyone has their own boundaries, Yu Gaomin thought, I was too ignorant at the beginning, and actually wanted to get close to the protagonist Gongshou to build a good relationship with them, maybe in the future I can turn hostility into friendship, and rely on the protagonist Gongshou from now on Good luck to reach the pinnacle of life.

Looking back now it was pretty hasty.

It's so sloppy that it can't be any more sloppy.

Fortunately, reality gave him a hard blow, woke him up, and told him some things, it is more realistic to think about it in a dream.

After listening to Yu Gaomin's words, the unhappy expression on Guan Yue's face finally dissipated a little.

It's just that Yu Gaomin didn't know what he thought of again, and the expression on his face that had just turned cloudy turned back to the original callousness and even a little bit of displeasure.

Yu Gaomin felt inexplicably afraid, and silently took a step back.

... Guan Yue like this looks a little scary.

"Is it true, senior?"

As soon as he retreated, Guan Yue took a step closer.

There is still no gap between the two.

Yu Gaomin: ...

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"True, really." Yu Gaomin almost bit his own tongue in panic, "I can tell the sky, what I said just now is definitely not a half-word lie."

Yes, he thought about it carefully, but the result he got was that he wanted to speed up and run away.

He was right about that.

After listening to his words, Guan Yue finally let go of the gloomy expression on his face, showing the sunny smile in the past: "Okay, I believe in senior. I have always believed in senior."

"But senior, you are going to rest at home these two days, and you don't plan to go out with any friends, right?"

Hearing the words of some friends, Yu Gaomin shrank his neck subconsciously.

He secretly glanced at Guan Yue.

The other party was still smiling.

It seems that I should be thinking too much.

Yu Gaomin heaved a sigh of relief, and gently put back the big rock that he had lifted in his heart just now.

He must have thought too much, how could Guan Yue know that he still has the way of contacting those gangsters in society.

……

The two of them chatted for a while in the stairwell with their own thoughts, asking and answering each other, and finally separated and went home.

It wasn't until he got home and closed the door that Yu Gaomin heaved a heavy sigh of relief.

Only after I touched my forehead did I realize that I didn't know when my forehead was covered in cold sweat from fright.

After solving the problem of food and clothing, Yu Gaomin patted his stomach happily, and then began to pace the living room, thinking about the various supplies that need to be purchased after moving.

Thinking of being able to escape from the protagonist's side and start a happy life immediately, Yu Gaomin felt extremely at ease and happy.

But if he really wanted to fake his death, he would never be able to enter the entertainment industry again.

Although it is a pity, after all, Yu Gaomin really likes the feeling of devoting himself to the script to play someone's life, but compared with a small life, life is still more important.

As for work or something.

Being an actor is not the only job to support a family in this world.

Yu Gaomin has already made up his mind that even if he leaves the entertainment industry in the future, he can still earn living expenses for himself by receiving some orders to play with him online.

Just relying on his operation of flying the audience, he should be able to guarantee his minimum quality of life.

Then he only needs to wait for a while, and when the news of his little [-]th line's death is gradually forgotten by the world, he can come out and look for a job openly.

Oh, it's a happy life just thinking about it.

I have to say that sometimes Yu Gaomin really feels that some small characters who are infinitely marginalized in the book are too full of personality.

As long as the money is in place, no matter how rare things really are, they can easily solve them.

This is also a rare conscience left by unscrupulous authors.

Yu Gaomin looked at the news sent by the younger brothers, and it took only half a day, and they even processed the bank card that Yu Gaomin will use in the future.

Sure enough, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with money.

If there is, it must not be given enough.

Yu Gaomin couldn't help laughing, it just so happened that the door was knocked at this time, he subconsciously thought that the efficiency of the younger brothers was so high that they delivered the goods to the door, so he stood up and opened the door without thinking.

But he never thought that when he opened the door, he saw Guan Yue standing upright outside the door.

"close……"

Yu Gaomin was a little surprised, just about to ask him why he came to find him, but he was attacked by a knife in the face, and then his eyes went dark, and he passed out.

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