The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Fuck!"

Gu Xu never dreamed that he would see this scene. Looking at the two people kneeling face to face, he asked belatedly, "Are you...a husband and wife...do you pray to each other?"

"By the hell."

Without waiting for Gu Yici to find excuses to fool him, Shi Qi finished the story, not forgetting to complain mercilessly, "You want to cheat me of money in this way? No way!"

Originally, Gu Xu was stunned by his uncle's shameless behavior to coax his daughter-in-law, but now hearing what Shi Qi said, he suddenly felt sorry for his uncle.

All the routines have been fed to the dogs, let me help you.

"Seventeen, wait for me."

Gu Xu left a word, turned around and ran, rushed back as fast as he could, and placed the pile of things he brought over on the ground one by one.

"Since both of you are newbies, let me, a kind old driver, maintain the harmony of your marriage."

Shi Qi couldn't help questioning, "I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, are you sure you're an old driver?"

"I haven't practiced it, but I am the king of theory."

Gu Xu patted his chest confidently, "Look at mine."

Seventeen: "Are you... looking for clues?"

Gu Yici: "Maybe it's just talking on paper."

"..."

Gu Xu was powerless to refute, "Anyway, you'll know if you try it, and you won't lose a piece of meat if you try it."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two to agree, he directly pulled the remote control closest to him, "The entry-level special skill of coaxing a wife is also the entry-level special skill of training a husband, kneeling on the remote control."

Gu Yici's face froze, and he looked at Shi Qi's expression for the first time, and found that the moment his eyes were full of curiosity, he wished to kick Gu Xu out.

Shi Qi's eyes were full of remote controls at this time, "Doesn't this thing hurt when it's kneeling?"

"It's right to be in pain, and it's only effective if it hurts, lest someone always make mistakes."

Gu Xu pushed the remote control towards him, "Trust me, it will definitely be useful, other people's veterans are like this, all men who really love their wives will kneel down on their own initiative."

After speaking, he glanced at his uncle meaningfully.

Gu Yici: I can't have this nephew.

"That's not necessary..."

Shi Qi didn't feel very good, "I'm not a woman, it doesn't matter if I really love you or not, and I don't..."

"give me."

The remote control in his hand was suddenly taken away, Shi Qi was stunned, "Gu Yici, really not..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Yici was already kneeling on the remote control in suit pants.

"See, this is true love!"

Gu Xu boasted, and his heart was almost bubbling with gloating.

Cool!

It's so cool to be able to cheat my uncle like this in my lifetime!

"Next next, intermediate props, keyboard."

Ignoring his uncle's death staring, Gu Xu sent the keyboard over in a very considerate manner, not forgetting to explain, "Imported mechanical keyboard, uncle, you will know it when you kneel down, the experience is absolutely extraordinary."

Gu Yici didn't make a sound, but glanced at him coldly, took the keyboard and knelt down directly.

"excellent!"

Gu Xu applauded and continued to introduce, "There are also high-end props durian and hell-level props shiatsu..."

"Enough is enough, those hurt just looking at them."

Before Gu Yici could say anything, Shi Qi stretched out his hand to help him, "Get up quickly, there is nothing that can't be solved by fighting, you don't need these things."

Gu Xu watched from the side and shook his head, "Seventeen, you are still too young, you will know when he makes you angry and you can't get up to beat him, these things are simply magic weapons."

Shi Qi looked puzzled, "What do you mean?"

Gu Xu shook his head inscrutablely, met his uncle's murderous eyes and consciously raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "You don't need to say, I understand, two hundred push-ups, I will do it now."

Gu Yici frowned and stared at his back for a while, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Qin Chen: Let Gu Xu marry after graduation, the dowry will be 50.00% of the shares of Gu's Group, plus two castles in country Y and every household in the country. A villa in the city center.

Qin Chen's jaw almost dropped when he received the news.

Not only can there be a nephew and daughter-in-law, but also so much dowry? !

"Xiao Yang, little uncle found you a wife..."

Qin Yang:? ? ?

Because of a piece of news from Gu Yici, Qin Yang was tortured by his little uncle for a month, and was forced to flirt with Gu Xu every day.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to call Shi Qi.

"Boss, the world is in a hurry... I'm a bachelor all my life, and I can't marry that idiot Gu Xu!"

In fact, Shi Qi felt that the two of them were a good match, "Well, let's meet at the bar tonight, and then we can have a good discussion."

"Okay, boss, it's all up to you!"

Hanging up the phone, Seventeen immediately thought of an excuse to ask Gu Yici to let him go out, and immediately reported when someone came back, "Gu Yici, I'm going to celebrate my friend's birthday today."

"I asked the driver to..."

At first, I thought it was inconvenient for me to follow, fearing that the young people would not let go, but before I finished speaking, Gu Yici discovered the barrage above a certain child's head.

【Here I come to the bar! 】

Want to sneak to a bar?

Gu Yici got up to get a coin, "Whether you can go or not depends on your luck."

"no problem."

Seventeen confidently took the coin and tossed it in the air, and after catching it with both hands, asked him, "Tell me, which side can I go to?"

"Heads are not allowed, tails are not allowed, and coins are broken but fine."

Seventeen:? ? !

"Can you say that again?"

Are you sure this dog man isn't teasing me?

Gu Yici solemnly repeated the question he was most concerned about, "If the coin is broken, you can go."

"are you crazy!"

Shi Qi threw a coin at him, "You throw it to me and I'll see!"

Gu Yici picked up the coin, "Shall I toss it?"

"You throw!"

Symbolically tossing the coin and catching it with both hands, Gu Yici spread his hands, "Heads, no, then don't go today, go to sleep."

"Why don't you go?"

Shi Qi looked confused, "I want you to show me how to toss a coin!"

"How can a coin be tossed?"

"you……"

Shi Qi really couldn't imagine how he said such shameless words in a serious manner, "You can't break it and you say you can only go if it is broken?"

Gu Yici calmly put down the coin, "This will give you a sense of ceremony."

"..."

Does this dog man feel bad if I don't get angry for a day!

Shi Qi gritted his teeth and stared at him, "I'm going to celebrate my friend's birthday, why don't you let me go? You're restricting my normal interpersonal communication!"

"Then tell me, which friend of yours celebrates his birthday?"

Before Shi Qi could answer, Gu Yici added, "I remember you look down on human beings the most, and Qin Yang should be the only human being who can be counted as your friend."

When did this dog man know me so well?

Feeling that the matter of going to the bar was about to be finished, Shi Qi suppressed his guilt and nodded, "Yes, it's Qin Yang."

"is it?"

"When...of course it is."

The man obviously couldn't believe it. Shi Qi took out his mobile phone to make a bet, dialed Qin Yang's number, and turned on the speakerphone.

"Qin Yang, you celebrate your birthday today, right?"

Qin Yang on the opposite side was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized, "Ah, yes, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, Gu Yici doesn't believe it, I'll let him hear it with his own ears."

After Shi Qi finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows proudly at the man beside him, "Did you hear that, do you believe it now?"

Gu Yici didn't answer, "What day is today?"

"December [-]th, what's the matter?"

"Ah."

Gu Yici responded, and dialed Qin Chen's phone number, "Boss Qin, when is Qin Yang's birthday?"

"May NO.13, eight o'clock in the morning, do you want to count your birthday? I wonder when it was..."

Listening to Qin Chen's words on the phone, Shi Qi was so embarrassed that he almost picked out a castle with his toes.

Is it so hard to lie now?

He didn't make a sound, Gu Yici didn't intend for this matter to just pass away.

Now it's only when you see the voice of your heart that you can see through it. I don't know how many times I have been deceived by this little bastard before.

"Birthday in May, I've been there now, don't you have anything to explain?"

"I……"

Looking at the man's face, he felt that he was going to die, Shi Qi rolled his eyes, and rushed over to hug him, "I don't want to explain, I miss you."

Acting like a baby again.

Gu Yici remained unmoved, "Be clear, what are you going out for?"

Once you make a mistake, you will act like a baby and get away with it. This habit must be changed, otherwise in the future...

"Husband~hug~"

"Well, hug."

Feeling a pair of big hands on her waist, Shi Qi smiled triumphantly, "I still want to kiss~"

The sweet and soft child is acting like a baby in his arms and wants to be kissed. Gu Yici can't remember what he was thinking before, and he is willing to plant in the gentle country.

After three hours of strenuous exercise, Shi Qi was so tired that he didn't even want to move his fingers.

Be careful next time you lie, the price is too high...

Allowing Gu Yici to help him take a shower, Shi Qi just wanted to sleep when a sentence suddenly came from his ear, "Shi Qi, what do you want to run out for, you haven't said anything yet."

"??!"

Shi Qi became energetic in an instant, and opened his eyes to look at the refreshed man in disbelief, "Isn't this a turning point?"

"What changed?"

Seventeen was speechless.

The young master paid such a high price, his waist is almost gone, this old bastard actually pretended to be a fool with me!

Wanting to hit someone but now he has no strength, Shi Qi buried his head in the pillow angrily, "Turn off the light, I want to sleep."

It's either acting like a baby or playing tricks and getting angry, why is this little bastard so difficult to serve...

Gu Yici shook his head helplessly, turned off the light and hugged him in his arms, "It's not that I won't let you go out to play, you can play whatever you want during the day, but not at night. There are too many bad guys in places like bars and nightclubs, so I don’t feel at ease.”

"I'm a goblin, no human can beat me no matter how bad they are."

Seventeen's voice was muffled, "You just want to control too much. It's said in the information that people like you are perverts. If you encounter them, you should run away. I didn't run away. I just wanted to go out to play and you still won't let me... "

Gu Yici didn't know what to say after hearing the aggrieved accusation.

The little goblin who has no experience in the world, judges everything based on the so-called data. If he has a strong desire to control, then he is really a canary in a cage now.

Looking at the three words [Old Pervert] shining brightly on Seventeen's head, Gu Yici was annoyed and funny.

What if the child is too rebellious?

If you can't beat or scold, you can only coax.

"I didn't tell the truth, I was wrong."

Gu Yici heaved a long sigh, "It's not because I'm afraid that you will meet bad people, but because I'm afraid."

Shi Qi raised his head in doubt, "What are you afraid of?"

"You are young and beautiful, and you will definitely be liked by many people when you go to bars and nightclubs. There are so many handsome guys your age there, and I am old, jerk and perverted. If you compare this with me, sooner or later you will leave me and find someone else."

After Gu Yici finished speaking, he let go of the hand holding him, got up and found him a suit of clothes, and smiled stiffly, "It's not too late to go to the nightclub at this time, you go, anyway... I can't stay hold you."

After speaking, he turned and walked out of the room, leaving Shi Qi alone with a lonely back.

Shi Qi looked at the closed door, recalled Gu Yici's words just now, and almost cried out of anger.

Although Gu Yici is a bit of a dog, a bit of a pervert, and a bit of a jerk, he treats me quite well.

Relying on other people's liking to act recklessly and disregarding other people's feelings, I have gone too far!

In the study, Gu Yici heard the knock on the door, the corners of his mouth kept rising.

Sure enough, this little bastard still likes to drink green tea the most.