The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"You... why are you looking at me like that?"

Being looked at by Gu Yici with a very strange look all morning, Shi Qi felt that his hairs were about to stand on end, "Did you remember something? I really didn't want to trip you on purpose yesterday, I just tried you Drunk or not, really."

[What to do, what to do, he won't even remember me spanking him, can he?I remember he fell asleep at that time. 】

There have been too many bizarre things recently, Gu Yici has gotten used to it, after thinking for a while, he accepted the setting that he can see Shiqi's true thoughts, stared at the barrage above his head and stretched out his hand, pulled the person over and pressed him on his lap , raised his hand and slapped his round buttocks.

"You...what are you doing!"

"Slap me while I'm drunk?"

As Gu Yici spoke, he slapped again, "Do you still want to counterattack?"

Shi Qi, who was still furious just now, was dumbfounded for an instant.

He...he remembers that I spanked his ass, so how come he even knows about my retaliation?

Am I being so obvious?

Or...he was just a little drunk yesterday, but he pretended to be unconscious, and he was actually fishing for law enforcement? !

Surprised by his own speculation, Shi Qi looked at Gu Yici in a different way.

The old pervert is so scheming...

I will pay more attention in the future, pretending to be good is the kingly way, and I must not be fooled again.

Looking at his expression, he knew that he was hiding some small thoughts in his heart again. Gu Yici thought he could see what he was thinking from the top of his head, but he didn't have a word.

The originally confident man's expression gradually became puzzled.

How does this ability come and go?

The two of them spent the day peacefully with their own thoughts, and when Gu Yi resigned from work the next day, Shi Qi couldn't stay anymore.

It's too boring to be alone at home, Shiba also... eh?What about eighteen?

Only after realizing that Shiba was not at home, Shiqi called Bai Lang immediately.

"Where did you hide Eighteen?"

"I hid him? I wish I could throw it back to you now!"

There was a breakdown in Bai Lang's voice, "Do you know what he did with me? He tricked three rabbit spirits and two cat spirits into turning into real bodies to play with him every day when they weren't working! He also called them spirits I will marry them!"

"Uh... so the point is that the eighteenth will delay their work, or should they marry them?"

"It's not the point! He...you bastard computer, turn off the projection for me! Are you crazy to watch this kind of thing in the office!"

Seventeen heard Bai Lang's roar over there, and then heard Eighteen's voice, "So you also think that the animal world is not a program that can be watched openly, I heard the little rabbit said that watching this kind of thing will react , Big White Wolf, did you react?"

There was a buzzing sound on the phone, Shi Qi silently sympathized with Bai Lang for a second, turned over and continued to sleep.

As long as Shiba is not lost, let him stay with Bai Lang first.

I guess he should enjoy it.

"Little Seventeen."

Drowsy and about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard someone calling himself, still a completely unfamiliar voice, Shi Qi sat up and saw the unknown creature at the end of the bed at a glance.

What is this?

black snake?

No, how can a snake have feet?

Is it a lizard?

I've never heard of lizards having tentacles.

"You called me just now? Are you a snake spirit?"

"How do you talk? I'm your uncle."

"uncle?"

I'm a computer savvy, so my uncle has to be a cell phone savvy, right?

No matter how bad it is, it has to be other electronic equipment, how can it be such a living thing.

Shi Qi looked contemptuous, "I'm still your uncle."

"You are exactly the same as your father, Jiang Si, in terms of your aggressiveness."

"I have a father?"

Computers...can reproduce?

"do not you remember?"

Mo Lan's tone changed as he lay on the bed, "Little Seventeen, you have to hurry up with me in this situation... no, I was stalked by a fool recently, so, wait for me for a few days, this is just a clone of me , I can’t take you away now, let me go to your two fathers to discuss it.”

Before he finished speaking, the unknown creature claiming to be his uncle disappeared. Shi Qi stared at the place where he disappeared and frowned.

I'm not an orphan, I have a father, and two fathers?

Leaving aside whether computers can reproduce, isn't it a bit too bizarre just to have sons of the same sex?

On the other side, Mo Lan contacted one of his fathers as soon as he heard the news of Seventeen's amnesia.

"Lu Qinian, I found Xiao Shiqi, he..."

"Shh..."

Lu Qinian made a silent gesture to make sure that the person on the bed was not awake, and then he walked out of the room and responded, "Didn't I ask you to do a task? Who asked you to help me find my son? It took a few days for the two of us World, let me tell you, you must not let Jiang Si know about this, otherwise if I fall out of favor, you will stay in the mission world and never come back."

"..."

Mo Lan couldn't bear to look at the face of his wife-slave, "That's your own son, fighting for favor with your son, how shameless are you?"

"What's the use of having face? I want a wife."

Lu Qinian turned his head and glanced at the bedroom before continuing, "Don't meddle in your own business, Seventeen had already said that he was going to go out to practice, so this accident should be regarded as practice, otherwise if you really followed the rules, it would be much more dangerous than it is now , if you find it, watch it for me first, there is no other request, the little bastard is too violent, just don't let him tear down that world."

It does make sense in theory, and it is indeed for Shi Qi's good, Mo Lan did not continue this topic, "There is one more thing, you have a man named Jiang Jiu, he is really crazy, he..."

"I'll give it to you, I'll chase after it if you see it, don't disturb me in our two-person world, Jiang Si won't sleep well if he doesn't hold me in his arms."

"you……"

Seeing Lu Qinian return to the room with a happy face, Mo Lan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Who wants to chase that idiot Jiang Jiu!

Hey!

Lu Qinian, you bastard who values ​​sex over friends!

After scolding, Mo Lan didn't forget to send a message to Bai Lang.

"Little Seventeen, take care of me first, and don't let him suffer any grievances. Even if he wants stars, you have to promise me first."

Isn't it a little too much?

Bai Lang tentatively said, "Director, it's fine to agree, but who can pick it off for him?"

"Then you don't need to worry about it, there is his wicked father."

Bai Lang nodded in response, and as soon as he cut off the connection, Zheng Taiyin sounded like a demon, "No wonder you always help Brother Seventeen. It turns out that others let you. Unfortunately, I thought you were a good wolf!"

"you……"

How could I forget that he was still there!

Bai Lang tried to appease Shiba, "Just now that was the director of our Demon Management Bureau, Shiqi's uncle, don't worry about whether I did it voluntarily, anyway, I will definitely not harm Shiqi, everyone is our own..."

"Who is your own person, hypocritical white-eyed wolf! You don't regard me and Brother Seventeen as friends at all!"

Eighteen's screen was full of angry expressions, "It's all fake! I'm going to tell Brother Seventeen! Let him know that you are a liar...a liar...a furry paw!"

As soon as the snow-white wolf claws appeared in front of my eyes, they turned into star eyes in 18 seconds, "For the sake of your sincerity, you won't harm us. If you take the initiative to touch me twice with your paws, I will reluctantly tell Brother Seventeen." gone."

Knowing that he was making progress, Bai Lang had no choice but to compromise at this time, with a dark face, he stretched out his paw and touched the surface of the computer twice.

"Wow! It really feels different. Your paws are much softer than theirs, and the fur is so white. Hmm... so comfortable..."

Didn't know that such crucial information was missed because Eighteen was bought by Wolf's Claw. Seventeen thought that Mo Lan's illogical words were just nonsense, and didn't take it seriously at all. The normal Gu Yici was attracted.

I can't count how many times he stared at himself in a daze in one night, Shi Qi couldn't help it, "Gu Yici, are you hiding something from me again?"

"No."

Gu Yici subconsciously denied it, not wanting to say that he could only see his inner voice, and that this ability was of no use to others.

"Under normal circumstances, when I talk to you, you will have at least three to seven seconds to react."

Shi Qi stared at the lying man in front of him with a calm face, "You just denied it without hesitation for a second, do you think I will believe it?"

Gu Yici didn't answer, but asked instead: "What do you think I should hide from you? Even if I want to hide it, I have to think about the insurance you bought for me and the will you just made, right?"

The two looked at each other for a long time, but did not find a trace of guilt in Gu Yici's eyes. Shi Qi was silent for a while, then took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Hello, Dean Li, I'm Gu Shiqi, please ask someone to clean up the VIP ward for me last time, and I'll use it in a while."

Seventeen glanced at the slightly changed face of the man next to him and continued, "It's still the same patient from last time, yes, it's Gu Yici, and by the way, make an appointment for surgery. Minor surgery, at most, will break a leg. Just follow the arrangement."

Gu Yici: ...

"Okay, the surgery appointment is over, and the ward has been booked for you."

Seventeen picked up the baseball bat and weighed it in his hand, "Tell me, which leg do you want to break?"

Although he knew that he wouldn't really do it, Gu Yici could tell that he was really angry, and was thinking about whether to confess or make up nonsense, when he suddenly noticed a familiar barrage rising above Shi Qi's head.

【I'm furious!The old bastard is hiding something from me again!If he doesn't make it clear this time, even if he kneels down and calls me Dad, I won't serve him anymore!divorce! 】

Seeing the last two words, Gu Yici's pupils dilated in shock.

After finally tricking the child into getting a certificate, it's only a few days before they get divorced?

But if the child knows that I can see his heart, he will probably want to divorce even more.

Gu Yici was in a dilemma, so he looked at the bullet screen above Seventeen's head again, and started a new way of thinking about solving the problem with the attitude of trying it out.

It must be impossible to call him father. It was his own fault in the first place. In order to save a precarious marriage, as the head of the family, he would not be ashamed to kneel down to his partner who was going to be with him for the rest of his life.

"You, you...what are you doing?"

Seeing Gu Yici knelt down awkwardly, the 17 people were dumbfounded, and they knelt down without thinking, "Don't try to trick me, there is no such thing as kneeling for intimate contact, you just knelt here all night , it is impossible for me to give you money!"