The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Seventeen, are you okay?"

After observing for several days, Gu Xu always felt that something was wrong with him.

"I……"

After being so stimulated, Shi Qi didn't know what to say to him, and in the end he just leaned into his ear and whispered, "Gu Yici likes me."

"I know."

Gu Xu looked at him inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

"you know too?"

"Yeah, I knew it a long time ago, everyone knows it."

Seventeen: ...

That dog man must have notified everyone and kept it from me!

What can I do now, the monsters have different ways, I will be crushed under the Leifeng Pagoda...

"What are you thinking? Are you uncomfortable somewhere?"

Gu Xu got up while talking, "I'll tell my uncle to bring the family doctor..."

"No, no, no, I'm fine."

Shi Qi hurriedly stopped him, "Don't look for Gu Yici, I'm scared when I see him now."

It's tied up and the small black room doesn't let you go out, that dog man is always in a black state now, so it's better not to mess with him.

"What are you afraid of? You are already boyfriends."

"I was forced."

Shi Qi felt a dull pain in his waist when he mentioned this matter, "If I don't admit that he is my boyfriend, he won't let me get out of bed. I'm fine, but it's too much for my throat, my waist and my kidneys."

"..."

There is no need to complain to me about this kind of thing.

Gu Xu smiled awkwardly but politely, "This is just a little fun between you two lovers."

"It's fun."

Shi Qi thumped the pillow in his hand twice, "He is simply imprisoning me illegally now."

Gu Xu looked at the mango cake and strawberries in front of him, then at the claw game machine in the room and the bowl of porridge that his uncle had just fed him by the bed, "You call this illegal imprisonment? Then I beg you to find Personally imprison me like this."

"shallow."

Shi Qi gave him a blank look, "You can't just look at the surface, I'm not free now."

"Then... you should overcome this, for every gain is bound to be a loss."

Gu Xu patted him on the shoulder to show comfort, "You have gained a boyfriend, and your boyfriend has a lot of assets. My uncle has a lot of money, you can spend it as you like."

Hearing him mention money, Shi Qi subconsciously glanced at the computer next to him.

"Okay, okay, don't comfort me, go do your homework, I'm going to play games."

"Then I'm leaving, call me anytime you need anything."

As soon as Gu Xu left, Shi Qi immediately carried the computer over and put it on his lap, "Honey, show me how much money we have left."

Seeing that the total assets were barely six figures, Shi Qi lost hope in an instant.

This is too far from [-] million.

If I used to consume more battery, I could run away, but now that dog man like Gu Yici likes me, I can't let him lose money, at least I paid the [-] million liquidated damages.

How can I earn [-] million quickly?

Seventeen racked his brains and thought for a long time, and finally slapped his thigh, "Baby, turn over the criminal law and let me have a look."

"Okay."

Eighteen quickly found the criminal law webpage, and explained it to him thoughtfully, "Brother Seventeen, bank robbery, robbery, and kidnapping are the fastest ways to make money."

"The movement of robbing the bank is too big, and it would be bad to attract the Demon Management Bureau."

Seventeen carefully weighed the possibility of implementing these methods, "For robbery, rich people are surrounded by bodyguards, and there must be a lot of noise when they make trouble. The same is true for kidnapping. I can't tie up the children of those rich people, that would be too much. Too much."

After much deliberation, either he couldn't do it or he couldn't do it, Shi Qi felt that life was almost hopeless.

If you don't stay here, you won't be able to collect [-] million yuan to give to Gu Yici, and you always feel that you accidentally cheated him.

But if I stay here, if I fall in love with him after a long time, and the Bureau of Demon Management finds out that she is a monster, I will be dismantled.

Seeing his frowning and worried face, Shiba also became worried, "Brother Shiqi, why don't we attack the old pervert, he has money."

"I rob him of his money, and then pay him liquidated damages?"

"Yeah, he's not nice to you anyway."

An angry expression appeared on Shiba's screen, "I can hear him crying loudly when he bullied you every night, and you still have wounds on your neck!"

"Can you hear me?!"

Seventeen's voice was raised several times, "Why didn't you turn it off..."

There were footsteps outside the door, and Shi Qi didn't care about being listened to the live broadcast every night, so he quickly put down the computer and pretended nothing happened.

"Why didn't you eat anything?"

Gu Yici went to the bed and picked up strawberries to feed him, watching him bite the tip of the strawberry, and put the rest into his mouth naturally.

"Tomorrow is the last day of annual leave. We went to collect the certificate in the morning."

Feeling that the strawberries he ate just now were quite sweet, Shi Qi picked up one and bit off the tip, "What's the proof?"

"Marriage certificate."

"Cough cough cough..."

Shi Qi almost choked on the strawberry in his mouth, coughed for a long time before pushing away the man who patted his back, "Who is going to marry you!"

Married to a human being, the Demon Management Bureau has no choice but to dismantle him.

Gu Yici was not angry when he was rejected, he just said lightly, "Since you don't want to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, it's not impossible for us to spend the rest of the day in bed."

"do not!"

Shi Qi supported his waist reflexively, "Don't torment me, I'll go."

Although this old pervert is old, his physical strength and kidneys are really strong.

He didn't want to experience the feeling of being unable to get out of bed every day again.

Apparently agreeing to get the license, Shi Qi turned around and bought a replica gun online.

Although I think it's too much, kidnapping Gu Yici must be done.

At that time, he didn't want a ransom, and when he got the [-] million yuan, he threw the money to Gu Yici, and ran away at the fastest speed with eighteen.

Although this can't make up for the mistake of accidentally cheating on his feelings, at least he can run with peace of mind.

At worst, when Gu Yici develops dementia in the future, he will come back to make up for it.

It was the next morning when the imitation gun was urgently delivered to him, and he was about to go out to get the license, so he didn't dare to delay at [-]:[-], and immediately acted according to the plan.

"Would you like some milk? I took two glasses and couldn't finish it."

In the past, he often drank milk that he couldn't finish, so Gu Yici picked up the cup and drank it all without thinking.