The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"I'm on annual leave during this period. You can inform the various departments. You can handle the company's affairs. Don't come to me if there is nothing particularly important."

Chen Hao on the other side of the phone was already dumbfounded, "Mr. Gu, there are still three months until the Spring Festival. As the CEO, is it really okay for you to take your annual leave so early? And the company still has a lot of things to do..."

"My boyfriend has lost his love, and he needs me to accompany him through the period of breaking up."

Boyfriend... broken in love?

The amount of information in the words made Chen Hao's jaw almost drop.

If he understands correctly... the boss is green, right?

Not to mention being cheated on, the young master failed to cheat and was broken in love, and the boss still has to accompany him. What kind of peerless lick...er... peerless good man.

It turns out that even being a CEO can't avoid suffering from love...

Chen Hao's heart was full of sympathy, "Don't worry, Mr. Gu, I will help you take care of the company, and you can rest as long as you want."

"Ah."

Gu Yici answered and hung up the phone, and found that the person who was going to change clothes hadn't come out yet, so he went into the cloakroom to find someone.

"Why didn't you change it?"

"Why should I change?"

Shi Qi sat on the ground and gave him a blank look, "I'm broken in love, what I need now is to relax, you actually asked me to change into my sports clothes and go to the gym, are you still a person?"

"Exercise can divert people's attention to a certain extent and make you forget the pain of losing love."

Gu Yici picked up the sportswear next to him and walked towards him, "This is based on science, you can check it yourself."

"Need not."

Shi Qi tightly covered his clothes, "That's just a temporary forget, I can't keep exercising."

"That's right, this is just a method that can't solve the fundamental problem. The reason why I choose this method..."

Gu Yici forcibly helped him change into the sportswear, and then continued, "I accidentally heard your high praise for me, I can't remain indifferent."

Seventeen:? ? ?

Just because I said a few bad things about him, he wants to use such a vicious method to exhaust me to death?

And still say it so directly?

"I'm not going!"

As soon as Shi Qi pushed the man in front of him away, he ran away.

It's a pity that after just two steps, he was grabbed by the collar and carried all the way into the gym.

"Run five kilometers to warm up, then do fifty push-ups, and then we officially start."

Shi Qi couldn't imagine how he would say such perverted words.

You're going to be exhausted just by warming up, so it's time to start?

This old pervert doesn't want me to walk out of the gym alive!

"I will not do it."

Shi Qi sat next to the treadmill, "The hands and feet grow on my own body, you can force me to come over, and you can also force them to exercise by themselves."

Gu Yici looked at him condescendingly, "Are you sure not to do it?"

"I won't do it even if I kill you."

Seeing his firm attitude, Gu Yici nodded, "Okay, then watch me do it."

"I don't look at you... Hey, hey, what are you doing!"

Suddenly being pushed to the ground, Shi Qi was stunned.

"You can watch me do push-ups."

Gu Yici leaned forward and leaned close to his ear and slowly said four words, "It's on you."

"..."

Shi Qi felt that he was almost short-circuited by shock.

"This... here is the gym, don't..."

Gu Yici bit his ear lightly, "Is there anything wrong with exercising in the gym?"

Hearing the sexy and deep voice, Shi Qi forgot to resist, and it was too late to run when he regained consciousness.

I don't know how long it took, Shiqi almost fainted, and the man on his body still held him down, "Are you in a good mood? Huh?"

"Okay...what a ghost!"

Shi Qi bit the man's shoulder, "Mmmmmmmm!"

I'm dying!

"It seems that the amount of exercise is still not enough."

Gu Yici changed his posture and hugged him, "Have practiced squatting, [-] times, let's start."

"You old bastard! I don't... ah... take it easy!"

Gu Yici clasped his waist tightly, "It doesn't matter if you don't do it, I will help you."

"I can't do it anymore, Gu Yici, I'm really going to die..."

"Are you still sad about losing your relationship? Are you in a good mood?"

Afraid of being tortured to death here, Shiqi nodded hurriedly, "Okay... okay, I'm going to be so happy, really!"

The strong man was finally satisfied, he let go of his waist and pressed him down again, "Then...the last time."

At the end of Shiqiu, he didn't remember how he got back to his room. All he could think about was the empty box of a certain brand of condoms on the floor of the gym.

Ten!A whole box!

Isn't this old pervert afraid of exhaustion?

Opening his eyes the next afternoon, Shi Qi looked at the man sitting by the bed and exclaimed, "Why are you still here!"

Gu Yici calmly stretched out his arms and carried him to the bathroom, "In order to accompany you through the period of broken love, I took annual leave."

Shi Qi's body froze, and his lips trembled for a long time before he could ask, "So... you want to keep doing it?"

"If you need me, I'm always available."

"no!"

As soon as Shiqi got into the bathtub, he rolled himself into a ball, "I'm already healed, I'll forget about falling in love or something, I don't need you to accompany me."

"That's good."

Gu Yici skillfully helped him take a bath, "Where do you want to go to play? I'll take you there tomorrow."

Seventeen shook his head like a rattle, "I don't want to go anywhere, you go back to work!"

Seeing that his muscles were tense, Gu Yici patted him on the back comfortingly, "I'm just taking you to play, not doing it."

The last two words fell on Shi Qi's ears, just like the sound of nature.

If he continued, he might become the first elf to be killed by humans.

"Seventeen is up, come and drink the porridge, it's still hot."

As soon as Mama Wu saw the two of them going downstairs, she immediately greeted Shi Qi. After serving the porridge, she looked at it with satisfaction, the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she was.

Young people are in good health. There was such a big commotion yesterday, and it took so long to get out of bed before night.

"Come on, here's chicken soup, pig's feet soup, drink more."

Originally, there was nothing wrong with drinking some soup, but Shi Qi always felt that Wu Ma's eyes were circling his belly.

"Mother Wu, what are you looking at?"

"It's okay, just take a look."

As Wu Ma said, she poured another bowl of soup for him, "Drink more and supplement the nutrition. Only when you have enough nutrition can you feed the baby."

"puff……"

Seventeen took a mouthful of soup and sprayed it back into the bowl, "Nursing... raising a baby? I'm a man!"

"correct."

Wu Ma suddenly realized, and then quickly regained her composure, "It's okay, just in case, Wu Ma has to plan ahead, so as not to delay your next generation."

"Well, I try."

The 17 people were dumbfounded seeing Gu Yici's serious response.

First I said that men's breasts can grow, and now I say that men can have children. Is there really something wrong with my perception of the world?

"I...I don't want to have children."

Regardless of whether it is possible or not, Shi Qi felt that he should explain it to Gu Yici first, "I will die of pain."

I knew he would be afraid of this, it was obviously nonsense, but Gu Yici's expression became more serious, "Okay, but if you feel sad because of a broken relationship like yesterday, I don't mind if you don't have to get out of bed for a week. Whether she is really pregnant or not, I can't say for sure."

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Qi nodded seriously, "I'm not sad at all, and I don't like Ning Cheng at all."

Gu Yici didn't make another sound, and continued to feed him porridge.

"Yo, Shi Qi can still get out of bed?"

Gu Xu started teasing as soon as he came home from school, "If you want me to say, you don't even need to be sad about losing a relationship. There are plenty of good men. Look at my uncle, he is handsome, rich, and in good health. You don't call it a relationship loss. Call……"

"Shut up now!"

Shi Qi rushed over and covered his mouth, "Stop talking about being broken in love, I don't want to have children!"

"Having a baby?"

Gu Xu was dumbfounded by what he said, "What's wrong with you as a man..."

"Gu Xu, I heard that the exam is today."

Hearing what his uncle said, Gu Xu couldn't remember what to say, so he ran to his room, "I'm off to do my homework!"

Feeling something was wrong, Shi Qi looked at the man beside him suspiciously, "Can men really have children?"

Gu Yici didn't say whether he could or couldn't, he just said lightly, "Money can turn ghosts."

"..."

Let me be honest, this old pervert is really rich.

"Have you decided where to go to play?"

Wanting to stay away from the curse of having a child, Shi Qi felt that the best way to prove that he had passed the period of lovelorn was to find another boyfriend, which happened to be necessary for the abuse of Ning Cheng, so he bravely said, "I want to go to the bar ,May I?"

"Do not……"

"I don't drink, I just go and see."

Gu Yici stared at him for a while, "Then go, I'll be with you."

That night, the two went to the biggest bar in Beijing.

After Gu Yici went in, he asked thoughtfully, "Is this place okay? If you don't like it, we can change to another one."

Full marks for the environment, full marks for the service, and nothing to say about security issues, but there is one point that I don't understand, "Why is there no one here?"

"It's packed."

Seventeen:? ? ?

I'm here to find a boyfriend, how can I find a boyfriend?

"Aren't you going to take a look?"

Gu Yici sat in the booth and held his waist, "Look."

"..."

So this old pervert did it on purpose!

No handsome guy, no drinking, what is he looking at in an empty bar?

Look at the air!

But he didn't dare to lose his temper yet, so he could only take a few symbolic glances, "I'm done reading, let's go."

For the next week, unless Shi Qi stays at home, Gu Yici will accompany him wherever he goes, and all of them will be reserved in an inhumane way.

By the end, Shi Qi had given up, and staying in the room to play games was more interesting than going out to watch the air.

It's been so long since I haven't seen Seventeen going to look for Ning Cheng, and he also accompanied him through the breakup period, Gu Yici is very satisfied with the result, but he hasn't waited for him to let him be his next boyfriend announcement of.

"This kind of thing can't wait."

Gu Xu gave his uncle a copy of "One Hundred Ways of Confession", "Seventeen just broke up, how could I establish a relationship with you so quickly, at this time, you have to push him, anyway, the relationship between the two of you The relationship is tacitly understood by everyone, you just have to make a formal confession."

"That is, because you are old, you have to take the initiative."

Wu Ma also very much agreed with Gu Xu's method, "Just make a confession ceremony at home, and I'll help you with the logistics."

Thinking what they said made sense, Gu Yici made arrangements that night.

"Seventeen, come down!"

Everything was ready, Gu Xu stood in the living room and shouted, "I have prepared a surprise for you!"

"What are you shouting, I didn't play this game..."

Shiqi walked out impatiently while playing games, but was stunned when he saw the scene in the living room.

Gu Xu winked at his uncle.

Look, I said candlelight dinner and a room full of roses are definitely useful. Although it is a bit old-fashioned, it is very grand visually.

Gu Yici ignored his gaze, stood at the bottom of the stairs and was about to reach out to Shiqi, when a gust of wind blew by, and the person who was standing on the third floor just now ran behind him.

"Thank you, how do you know that I lack a boyfriend recently?"

As soon as these words came out, the air became quiet.

Seeing that Gu Yici was hugging the violinist who had been brought in to set off the atmosphere, Gu Yici's face became darker and darker.

Shi Qi didn't notice anything wrong with the atmosphere at all, all his attention was on the man in his arms, "He's quite handsome, I recognize this boyfriend."

"Boy friend?"

Gu Yici no longer wants to believe and has to face reality.

The little bastard would rather choose a stranger he just met as a boyfriend than me, his conscience has been fed to the dog.

"Gu Shiqi, let go."

Feeling that the man's words were murderous, the reaction of the seventeen hands was faster than the brain, and he let go of the violinist almost instantly.

"He's your boyfriend, who am I?"

"You...you are Gu Yici..."

good very good.

Now even my little lover is unwilling to do it.

With a livid face, Gu Yici pulled the man to his side, picked him up and went straight to the bedroom.

"What are you doing! Gu Yici! Don't tie my hands!"

"boom!"

Hearing the familiar door slamming, Gu Xu mourned for Shiqi's kidney for a second, "Mama Wu, please prepare more oysters and leeks at home."

In the bedroom, Shi Qi was first thrown on the bed, and then his tie-tied hands were tied to the head of the bed.

"You, you, you...don't come here, this is a crime..."

Eh?

Are you trying to kill me?

It took seventeen to react after half of the clothes were taken off, he was relieved and at the same time he did not forget to bargain with Gu Yici, "Do what you want, I can't stop you, is it necessary to tie me up like this? It hurts so much on the wrist.”

"Just do what you want? Are you so indifferent?"

Gu Yici sneered, "Could it be anyone? Any man you just met..."

"Anyone can do anything, I say you can do whatever you want."

I don't know why he was going crazy, Shi Qi explained to him seriously, "You give money every time, and I can make you give money and beg me again, then you must do what you want."

"Anyone can do it as long as they give money?"

"Eh...not really."

Only you, a power bank, can do it, otherwise stupid humans don't deserve to touch me at all.

The real reason seventeen could not be spoken out, but Gu Yici became even more angry after half of what he said.

"You don't even bother to perfunctory me? Gu Shiqi, is it because I dote on you too much?"

"..."

Seventeen has been unable to complain.

Your overlord's brain is really strange.

"Just do it, don't talk nonsense."

When he said this, Shi Qi didn't know what he would experience next.

Until he was so teased that he couldn't get up or down, the man on his body suddenly backed away.

After finally calming down, the skilled teasing began again.

I don't know how many times I have gone through this process over and over again, until Shi Qi wanted to slap the man in front of him to death.

"Gu Yici! Are you dying!"

"This kind of thing can only be done with a boyfriend."

Gu Yici leaned on top of him, his voice hoarse, "Are you my boyfriend?"

"You are a dog man! My boyfriend must be at least..."

"It's okay, I said yes."

The man who was repeatedly scumbag opened his mouth and bit the soft flesh on his neck, "I will be your boyfriend from now on, if you dare to find a wild man again, I will break your leg."

The sudden sickness stunned Shi Qi.

Why does this old man look blackened?

and……

"You toss for so long just to be my boyfriend?"

"if not?"

A natural rhetorical question, Shi Qi felt that something was wrong, ran all the programs and analyzed it, and the result almost frightened him to death, "You can't... like me?"

Gu Yici paused, and after a few seconds, the surprise in his eyes was even greater than his, "You didn't know that?"

I'm spending money, I'm a rival in love, and I sleep together every day, isn't it obvious enough?

Seventeen: ...

The ball is over.

The young master cheated money, sex and electricity, but he never wanted to cheat this old pervert's feelings!

The atmosphere in the room was awkward for a long time, and finally Shi Qi spoke first, "How about...let's discuss it, don't you like me anymore?"

He has long accepted the fact that Shi Qi doesn't like him. Although this sentence hurts his heart, Gu Yici is already used to it, and he can calmly ask, "Why?"

"Eh... I'm too young to understand this."

Gu Yici tightened his grip on his arm, and said in a gloomy tone, "You think I'm old."

"That was not what I meant."

His own person is still in his hands, and Shi Qi can't refuse too bluntly, so he can only make excuses, "I always make you angry."

"You think I'm too fierce and not gentle enough."

"..."

Seventeen didn't know what to say anymore.

Dog man, what kind of god-level reading comprehension ability is this!

"That... I actually... um!"

The man caught off guard and started to move, Shi Qi didn't remember making excuses.

It took a long time before the man's hoarse voice came, "It's true that I'm older than you, but...the physical strength is very good, you can experience it for yourself."

"No...you don't need to experience it, I believe it, I..."

"Be lighter or heavier, I will listen to your command wherever I want to push, so...is it gentle enough?"

Shi Qi felt that he was about to become a small boat swaying in the sea, and if he tried harder, the boat would capsize.

"Enough is enough, it's really enough, I don't dislike you, I... I'm actually not human!"

He thought that telling this fact would scare him, but the man just froze for a moment, and then his face turned darker, "You hate me so much? You can even tell such a lie."

"No lie."

Shi Qi was about to cry, "I'm really not human..."

"Yes, you are not human, you are just a little white-eyed wolf."

"..."

Now Seventeen really cried.

Woooooo, it's too hard for me, he doesn't even believe the truth...