Chiholi and his team drove the pigs, and passed through the barrier smoothly and entered the gate of the Zen Academy.The guards guide the crowd to a specific area, ready to put the pigs into the pigsty.
System: [Speaking, why is there a pigsty in the family! ? ? 】
Chiho Ri: [Because this is Caiyun Zhuzhu's home. ]
system:【? 】
Chiho Ri: [Just kidding, the self-sufficiency of the big family, or simply building a complete facility! ]
Along the way, the guards adhered to the standard of saying more words and making more mistakes, and saying less and making fewer mistakes. They just silently stood by as some kind of supervisors and leaders, watching the few people skillfully driving the herd of pigs.
At the scene, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie didn't seem to have had enough fun. They continued to play the suona and the snare drum, loud and noisy all the way, straight to the sky.
The guard's face froze as his brain was shaken, and finally he couldn't help breaking the silence, and said: "The door is enough, unapproved musical instruments are not allowed inside the family!"
He added in his heart: What's more, judging from the performance level of Xia You and Wu Tiao, this is not a musical instrument performance at all, but pure noise pollution...!
Chihori coughed: "Well, you have to know that the so-called sending warmth is always accompanied by promotional music along the way."
Guard: "No matter what brings warmth and tradition, the family law of the Chanyuan family is the first, let them stop!"
Chihori turned her head and glanced at the two of them. The two were having fun, so Chihori turned her head back and said with a wink, "The main reason is to drive away these specially trained pigs, and they need the accompaniment of music."
"Special training, accompanied by music guidance?" The guard sneered, saying that he would not be deceived by such improvised lies, "Then why don't you beat the gong now?"
Chihori's body shook, and she blinked and said, "Yes! I just said that something is wrong, thank you for reminding me!"
She moved quickly and began banging the gong hard, joining the noise squad.
guard:"?"
Guard: No, this, I was just being weird, not really asking you to join! !
System: [Don't talk about yin and yang strange qi with Neo Confucianism, under the influence of erratic comparisons, it will become yang and yin righteousness (without mercy)]
A suona, a few drums, accompanied by resounding gongs, the voices intercepted by the guards, accompanied by the laziness and casual ridicule of Shier behind, and Xiao Fu Heihui's occasional unbearable "Don't talk about my schoolbag stinks!" Dad!" "Push me again and I'm going to jump on the pig!" The sentence unexpectedly reveals a trace of harmony in the chaos, intertwined into a country wedding ensemble (?)
"Enough, what is this doing!"
A discordant stern voice interrupted this harmonious village wedding sonata, and everyone's eyes were focused on the place where the sound occurred.
Standing there was an old man with a tense face and a bad face.
"Second Elder...!" The guards saluted in unison, exhaling the man's true identity.
The second elder's eagle-like sharp eyes swept over several people, and first fixed on the most famous Wutiao Satoru: "The one from the Wutiao family? What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm on a mission. Do you think I'm willing to come?" Wutiao Wu's tone was unceremonious. He held a suona in one hand and looked at the second elder standing there.
The guard took two steps forward and explained: "They were ordered by the higher-ups to come... to deliver the pigs."
"What?" The second elder frowned, and the wrinkles on his face were raised, "It's ridiculous! How could the higher-ups issue such an order, these brats must have come to the Chanyuan house to make trouble!"
"Yes, but they have high-level documents." Under the coercion of the second elder, the guard's momentum weakened a bit, but he still defended himself, "We let them in according to the regulations."
"Hmph." The second elder snorted coldly, but he didn't get too entangled in it. He still frowned and looked at the group of glowing pigs in front of him, "What are these messy creatures doing here?"
Gojo Satoru: "To be with you."
Second Elder: "?"
Xia Youjie smiled at the side and smoothed things over and said, "It's like this. The Fireworks Festival is about to happen recently. The senior management specially arranged a task for us in Tokyo High School. Let us send a batch of high-quality pigs that the senior management valued the most to express our respect for the pigs." The attitude that you Chanyuan family attaches great importance to."
Chihori showed the high-level documents with the seal changed in real time-of course, the small print of MadeinChina would not be revealed, that was at the back.She covered it on purpose.
"Besides, we will hold a great barbecue meeting here." Chihori blinked cleverly, "How about it, grandpa? Do you think it's better to pass it or agree to it?"
System: 【...There is no difference between these two options! ! 】
The Second Elder frowned the whole time, but when he heard the name of the high-level person and saw the stamped, high-level-specific document paper, he still reluctantly agreed.
But then, his eyes shifted to Fu Heisher behind him.
"Oh... this is who is back." The second elder's hoarse voice was strangely mentioned, with a mocking smile, "I still remember your name, Shier, right? We don't have a single one in hundreds of years. —you magic-free freak."
He then turned to the guard: "Why did you let this guy in? Didn't he say that he would never set foot in the Chanyuan house again?"
Such targeted words suddenly tightened the atmosphere on the scene.
Fu Heisher, who was at the center of the topic, was still in that lazy posture. He ignored the second elder who spoke, but lowered his head and said to Fu Heihui, "Did you see? Don't help the old man live in the future." road."
Xiao Fu Heihui: "?"
System: [No, why are there strange educations here! 】
Although Xiao Fu Heihui is still young, under the leadership of his unreliable father, he has experienced all kinds of tastes in the world at a young age, and at this time he can also detect the undisguised mockery of the second elder.
When he heard that sentence for the first time, he felt uncomfortable instinctively, but the next moment, his attention was drawn away by his father's words [don't help the old man cross the road].
"Are you taking your son this time?" The second elder's eyes fell on Fu Heihui, with scrutiny and contempt, "But the Chanyuan family is not a garbage dump, anyone will accept it."
What he said, even Xia Youjie, who didn't quite get along with Fu Heisher, couldn't help frowning, and he couldn't help but want to say something——
Fu Heisher has already responded lightly: "Really, I see that you Zenyuan family, you bought the milk that I endorsed, and you bought it. It's very good. Your son-in-law even came all the way here to shake hands with me— —even though I wasn’t there at the time.”
The second elder was stunned for a moment, then stared angrily at the past: "It turns out that you poisoned Naoya's brain with milk!"
Chiholi raised her hand: "I have to clarify this. Our milk is a tested and qualified product on the market. As for the problem with Naoya's brain that you suspect... Judging by your appearance, it should be a family inheritance."
Second Elder: "?"
other people:"??"
Chihori enthusiastically handed over his business card: "Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions! I have a good relationship with Director Kato of the Tokyo Ninth Psychiatric Hospital. I can give you a discount when you check in. The second person is half price, and more people can join the group to enjoy the service." !"
System: 【... No, this kind of thing also needs to be half priced for the second person and join a group? ? 】
The second elder choked, but he still maintained his image as an elder. At this time, he slammed his cane hard, swept past Chihori and then Fuheisher, and said to the guard on the side: "Go and call that guy Naozai here." I want to educate him face to face here!"
"... But, Master Naoya is currently in the confinement room..."
"Call him here first! Then go in and copy the house rules!"
"Okay, Second Elder." The guard bowed to accept the order and went to call for someone.
But Chiho Ri and the others who heard the key words were not sleepy.
——Saint Piggy, coming to the scene soon!
At the moment when the music was vaguely chaotic and intertwined, Zenyuan Naoya in the confinement room of course also heard the music that pierced through the sky.
Chanyuan Naoya: "?" No, why is the voice getting louder and getting closer?
The servant who was called out by him just trotted back at this time, and reported to Naoya of the Chanyuan in front of the window: "The group of people who beat gongs, drums and suona drove in with pigs tied with red satin. Our family's guards escorted them all the way. .”
"Come in??" Zenyuan Naoya was stunned, he couldn't believe it, "Why did these guys come in!? And why did the guards escort them!"
This doesn't make sense?Obviously, this kind of scene that looks like welcoming relatives in the countryside is extremely outrageous! !
——And the guards didn't even stop the music playing, but let them continue all the way deep into the Chanyuan home!
The servant shook his head: "Sorry, I don't know, young master." He paused for a second, then added hesitantly, "...Maybe, it's really a wedding or marriage proposal? It seems reasonable to come in with the music all the way."
"I've never heard of anyone in our family getting married recently." Zenyuan Naoya raised his eyebrows slightly, and began to recall the women of the right age in the family.
——Currently there are no reformers in the Chanyuan. Women are mostly accessories, gifts, or products of political marriages.
Naozai, the current male moral guard Zenyuan, is naturally opposed to the elders' group, but at present, his strength is not enough to contend with this system.
"...I don't know what the elders are thinking. This kind of noisy team that comes in doesn't look like a serious family." Naoya Chanyuan whispered to himself, "Who is going to marry someone in the family to the countryside? ? What is this going to do??"
Outside the courtyard of the confinement room, a bodyguard from the elders hurried in and walked straight to the Zen courtyard.
"Master Naozai." The other party stopped in his tracks.
Naoya, who happened to be in the Zen garden in front of the window, watched the other party walk in front of him, with a puzzled expression on his face: This clothes is the elder's guard, yes, what do you want me for?
"Why, those old guys changed their minds and are going to let me out?" Chanyuan Naoya said in that harsh voice on purpose.
The guard bowed and said, "Master Naozai, the second elder invites you to go over. The team over there is also waiting for you."
team?What team? ?
Tell yourself what to do in the past...?
Zenyuan Naoya was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly reacted.
... When it comes to the team, isn't it just the door-to-door marriage proposal brigade that beat gongs and drums and carried pigs and people?
And the second elder actually called himself to go over, the meaning was already very obvious——
Zenyuan Naoya felt a surge of anger rushing straight to his forehead, and he felt in his heart that he had finally seen through everything.
I see……! !
Those old guys put him in confinement, just to take advantage of this to arrange a marriage for him? !
Chanyuan Naoya clenched his teeth, raised his eyes sharply.
He, Naozai Zenyuan, will never bow to the arranged marriages of feudal big families! !
System: [Speaking, why is there a pigsty in the family! ? ? 】
Chiho Ri: [Because this is Caiyun Zhuzhu's home. ]
system:【? 】
Chiho Ri: [Just kidding, the self-sufficiency of the big family, or simply building a complete facility! ]
Along the way, the guards adhered to the standard of saying more words and making more mistakes, and saying less and making fewer mistakes. They just silently stood by as some kind of supervisors and leaders, watching the few people skillfully driving the herd of pigs.
At the scene, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie didn't seem to have had enough fun. They continued to play the suona and the snare drum, loud and noisy all the way, straight to the sky.
The guard's face froze as his brain was shaken, and finally he couldn't help breaking the silence, and said: "The door is enough, unapproved musical instruments are not allowed inside the family!"
He added in his heart: What's more, judging from the performance level of Xia You and Wu Tiao, this is not a musical instrument performance at all, but pure noise pollution...!
Chihori coughed: "Well, you have to know that the so-called sending warmth is always accompanied by promotional music along the way."
Guard: "No matter what brings warmth and tradition, the family law of the Chanyuan family is the first, let them stop!"
Chihori turned her head and glanced at the two of them. The two were having fun, so Chihori turned her head back and said with a wink, "The main reason is to drive away these specially trained pigs, and they need the accompaniment of music."
"Special training, accompanied by music guidance?" The guard sneered, saying that he would not be deceived by such improvised lies, "Then why don't you beat the gong now?"
Chihori's body shook, and she blinked and said, "Yes! I just said that something is wrong, thank you for reminding me!"
She moved quickly and began banging the gong hard, joining the noise squad.
guard:"?"
Guard: No, this, I was just being weird, not really asking you to join! !
System: [Don't talk about yin and yang strange qi with Neo Confucianism, under the influence of erratic comparisons, it will become yang and yin righteousness (without mercy)]
A suona, a few drums, accompanied by resounding gongs, the voices intercepted by the guards, accompanied by the laziness and casual ridicule of Shier behind, and Xiao Fu Heihui's occasional unbearable "Don't talk about my schoolbag stinks!" Dad!" "Push me again and I'm going to jump on the pig!" The sentence unexpectedly reveals a trace of harmony in the chaos, intertwined into a country wedding ensemble (?)
"Enough, what is this doing!"
A discordant stern voice interrupted this harmonious village wedding sonata, and everyone's eyes were focused on the place where the sound occurred.
Standing there was an old man with a tense face and a bad face.
"Second Elder...!" The guards saluted in unison, exhaling the man's true identity.
The second elder's eagle-like sharp eyes swept over several people, and first fixed on the most famous Wutiao Satoru: "The one from the Wutiao family? What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm on a mission. Do you think I'm willing to come?" Wutiao Wu's tone was unceremonious. He held a suona in one hand and looked at the second elder standing there.
The guard took two steps forward and explained: "They were ordered by the higher-ups to come... to deliver the pigs."
"What?" The second elder frowned, and the wrinkles on his face were raised, "It's ridiculous! How could the higher-ups issue such an order, these brats must have come to the Chanyuan house to make trouble!"
"Yes, but they have high-level documents." Under the coercion of the second elder, the guard's momentum weakened a bit, but he still defended himself, "We let them in according to the regulations."
"Hmph." The second elder snorted coldly, but he didn't get too entangled in it. He still frowned and looked at the group of glowing pigs in front of him, "What are these messy creatures doing here?"
Gojo Satoru: "To be with you."
Second Elder: "?"
Xia Youjie smiled at the side and smoothed things over and said, "It's like this. The Fireworks Festival is about to happen recently. The senior management specially arranged a task for us in Tokyo High School. Let us send a batch of high-quality pigs that the senior management valued the most to express our respect for the pigs." The attitude that you Chanyuan family attaches great importance to."
Chihori showed the high-level documents with the seal changed in real time-of course, the small print of MadeinChina would not be revealed, that was at the back.She covered it on purpose.
"Besides, we will hold a great barbecue meeting here." Chihori blinked cleverly, "How about it, grandpa? Do you think it's better to pass it or agree to it?"
System: 【...There is no difference between these two options! ! 】
The Second Elder frowned the whole time, but when he heard the name of the high-level person and saw the stamped, high-level-specific document paper, he still reluctantly agreed.
But then, his eyes shifted to Fu Heisher behind him.
"Oh... this is who is back." The second elder's hoarse voice was strangely mentioned, with a mocking smile, "I still remember your name, Shier, right? We don't have a single one in hundreds of years. —you magic-free freak."
He then turned to the guard: "Why did you let this guy in? Didn't he say that he would never set foot in the Chanyuan house again?"
Such targeted words suddenly tightened the atmosphere on the scene.
Fu Heisher, who was at the center of the topic, was still in that lazy posture. He ignored the second elder who spoke, but lowered his head and said to Fu Heihui, "Did you see? Don't help the old man live in the future." road."
Xiao Fu Heihui: "?"
System: [No, why are there strange educations here! 】
Although Xiao Fu Heihui is still young, under the leadership of his unreliable father, he has experienced all kinds of tastes in the world at a young age, and at this time he can also detect the undisguised mockery of the second elder.
When he heard that sentence for the first time, he felt uncomfortable instinctively, but the next moment, his attention was drawn away by his father's words [don't help the old man cross the road].
"Are you taking your son this time?" The second elder's eyes fell on Fu Heihui, with scrutiny and contempt, "But the Chanyuan family is not a garbage dump, anyone will accept it."
What he said, even Xia Youjie, who didn't quite get along with Fu Heisher, couldn't help frowning, and he couldn't help but want to say something——
Fu Heisher has already responded lightly: "Really, I see that you Zenyuan family, you bought the milk that I endorsed, and you bought it. It's very good. Your son-in-law even came all the way here to shake hands with me— —even though I wasn’t there at the time.”
The second elder was stunned for a moment, then stared angrily at the past: "It turns out that you poisoned Naoya's brain with milk!"
Chiholi raised her hand: "I have to clarify this. Our milk is a tested and qualified product on the market. As for the problem with Naoya's brain that you suspect... Judging by your appearance, it should be a family inheritance."
Second Elder: "?"
other people:"??"
Chihori enthusiastically handed over his business card: "Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions! I have a good relationship with Director Kato of the Tokyo Ninth Psychiatric Hospital. I can give you a discount when you check in. The second person is half price, and more people can join the group to enjoy the service." !"
System: 【... No, this kind of thing also needs to be half priced for the second person and join a group? ? 】
The second elder choked, but he still maintained his image as an elder. At this time, he slammed his cane hard, swept past Chihori and then Fuheisher, and said to the guard on the side: "Go and call that guy Naozai here." I want to educate him face to face here!"
"... But, Master Naoya is currently in the confinement room..."
"Call him here first! Then go in and copy the house rules!"
"Okay, Second Elder." The guard bowed to accept the order and went to call for someone.
But Chiho Ri and the others who heard the key words were not sleepy.
——Saint Piggy, coming to the scene soon!
At the moment when the music was vaguely chaotic and intertwined, Zenyuan Naoya in the confinement room of course also heard the music that pierced through the sky.
Chanyuan Naoya: "?" No, why is the voice getting louder and getting closer?
The servant who was called out by him just trotted back at this time, and reported to Naoya of the Chanyuan in front of the window: "The group of people who beat gongs, drums and suona drove in with pigs tied with red satin. Our family's guards escorted them all the way. .”
"Come in??" Zenyuan Naoya was stunned, he couldn't believe it, "Why did these guys come in!? And why did the guards escort them!"
This doesn't make sense?Obviously, this kind of scene that looks like welcoming relatives in the countryside is extremely outrageous! !
——And the guards didn't even stop the music playing, but let them continue all the way deep into the Chanyuan home!
The servant shook his head: "Sorry, I don't know, young master." He paused for a second, then added hesitantly, "...Maybe, it's really a wedding or marriage proposal? It seems reasonable to come in with the music all the way."
"I've never heard of anyone in our family getting married recently." Zenyuan Naoya raised his eyebrows slightly, and began to recall the women of the right age in the family.
——Currently there are no reformers in the Chanyuan. Women are mostly accessories, gifts, or products of political marriages.
Naozai, the current male moral guard Zenyuan, is naturally opposed to the elders' group, but at present, his strength is not enough to contend with this system.
"...I don't know what the elders are thinking. This kind of noisy team that comes in doesn't look like a serious family." Naoya Chanyuan whispered to himself, "Who is going to marry someone in the family to the countryside? ? What is this going to do??"
Outside the courtyard of the confinement room, a bodyguard from the elders hurried in and walked straight to the Zen courtyard.
"Master Naozai." The other party stopped in his tracks.
Naoya, who happened to be in the Zen garden in front of the window, watched the other party walk in front of him, with a puzzled expression on his face: This clothes is the elder's guard, yes, what do you want me for?
"Why, those old guys changed their minds and are going to let me out?" Chanyuan Naoya said in that harsh voice on purpose.
The guard bowed and said, "Master Naozai, the second elder invites you to go over. The team over there is also waiting for you."
team?What team? ?
Tell yourself what to do in the past...?
Zenyuan Naoya was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly reacted.
... When it comes to the team, isn't it just the door-to-door marriage proposal brigade that beat gongs and drums and carried pigs and people?
And the second elder actually called himself to go over, the meaning was already very obvious——
Zenyuan Naoya felt a surge of anger rushing straight to his forehead, and he felt in his heart that he had finally seen through everything.
I see……! !
Those old guys put him in confinement, just to take advantage of this to arrange a marriage for him? !
Chanyuan Naoya clenched his teeth, raised his eyes sharply.
He, Naozai Zenyuan, will never bow to the arranged marriages of feudal big families! !
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