The scene was too impactful, and even the well-trained guards couldn't help being stunned for a few seconds.
It took a few seconds for the guards to react, and the one at the front said in accordance with the general official seal regulations: "The Chanyuan is stationed. Visitors stop and idlers retreat. If there is a need, explain the purpose of coming and show the document!"
It's just that the momentum of guard A's heck was weakened a lot by the noisy suona and drumming.
Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie didn't really learn these two musical instruments, and they bought them on the spot from the city. At this moment, they were making a fuss just because of their mood--apparently, the veins on the foreheads of the guards were beating. It can be concluded that the two have no musical talent.
System: [Magic sounds fill your ears! 】
I saw the classmate Fu Heihui in the back without changing his face, skillfully took out the earplugs from his pocket, and inserted them one by one.
System: [...How can you be so proficient, Hui Hui! ! 】
"What's your purpose? I'm here to send you warmth." Chisui simply put away the gong, took a few steps to the side, and revealed a smiling glowing pig with a bright red satin on the back. "The high-level warmth is delivered home!"
It seemed to be able to hear the special effect sound of "Bling Bling", and the bright light emanating from the pig's body dazzled the guard's eyes.
'Ah, so bright! '
'The eyes, the ears, are suffering terribly! ! '
The guards at the scene were thinking about the above two sentences, but after training for a long time, they restrained themselves from shouting.
"Just now is the intention, and here is the certificate." Chihori took out a document from his pocket and handed it forward, with a bright smile in his green eyes, "We are a small team sent by the high-level."
The guards lowered their heads and looked at the girl's hands.
——A document in black and white, a special official paper used by high-ranking incantations, covered with a red seal with a special official pattern, impressively showing the source.
Of course, in fact, this is the imitation official paper bought by a few people from a nearby underground market (Gojo Satoru also complained about why the imitation official paper of the high-level mantra can be bought, Shi Er said that the underground market has everything Yes), and then I found a ghostwriter, and finally stamped the combined document with a stamp stolen from a high-level.
The guard A at the front cautiously raises his hand to take over. As the most vulnerable forwards in the comics, they all have a high awareness of vigilance (although this cannot change the fate of being killed by Karma every day).
The instructions on the document are full of the consistent, top-to-bottom guidance of the high-level conjurers, but the content is very weird compared to usual.
The content is roughly as follows: After the internal selection by the high-level, it is believed that the Chanyuan family in Yusanzhong is currently the family that satisfies the high-level and has the highest degree of task completion. Premium pigs come over as holiday gifts.
Guard B: "Huh? I thought the Gojo family was the one who satisfied the higher-ups the most."
Guard C at the back whispered, "Have you forgotten the existence of Six Eyes?"
Six eyes, one against ten thousand!One six-eyed is equal to two hundred big geese (?)
Other guards who have the same question: instant understanding.jpg
Guard B: "...But, when did the Fireworks Festival give away pigs..."
Guard C at the back continued: "Probably because this is the most proud product of the higher-ups."
——That’s right, the high-level pig raising business has been developing and thriving for more than a year, and has continued to develop on the basis of inheritance. Now pig raising has become the leading enterprise and the main source of finance for the high-level!
System: [...that's outrageous, hey! ! 】
Chiho Ri: [I said long ago that high-level players are very suitable for raising pigs, don't look down on the vitality of old players! ]
System: 【Word Melon WarningのActivity.jpg】
"Are you sent by high-level... to deliver pigs?" Guard A raised his head.
Chihori nodded: "Yes, actually, we have prepared more things."
She exchanged sunlight for plants one by one from her pocket, and began to dig out.
"Comrade Peashooter, bring us giant peas."
"Buy small puff mushrooms for zero yuan, which can be used to roast mushrooms-don't be afraid, it is non-toxic and pollution-free."
"Comrade garlic, of course, roasted garlic is a delicacy."
"Watermelon pitcher, the necessary arrangement of melons and fruits before and after meals, so as to realize the freedom of eating melons and fruits."
The silver-haired girl murmured, and under the shocked eyes of the guards, she threw plants with human faces on the ground one by one.
Guard: ... Is this really edible! ?
"Oh, there is also the Sunshine Knife that is both sharp and clean." Chihori clamped a piece of [Sunshine], showing its sharp edges.
Finally, the silver-haired girl picked up the Tombstone Devourer, shook herself up, and spit out a semi-circular volcanic head from the mouth of the black lacquered vine mop head plant——
It is the head of the special-grade mantra spirit!
This scene frightened the guards to throw their weapons horizontally, and they all stiffened when they sensed the power of the spell, full of sense of crisis!
The guard clenched the weapon in his hand: "Enemy attack? What is this?! Do you want to challenge the Chanyuan family!!"
"Don't be nervous, this is the sacred object of our Panzha Sect, a volcano head with three functions in one body." Chisui laughed and said, "This time I'm here at the Zenyuan, and I'm going to prepare a big meal for everyone."
With only one head left, Li Hu cursed: "Get out, I won't cook barbecue for you, brat!"
Chihori: "It's okay, hot pot is fine too, but I prefer barbecue - if you don't say anything, it's your acquiescence." Before Leuhu could speak, she had already deftly stuffed the devourer of tombstones into the place like a rag. Leaked in the mouth!
Leo Hu: "?"
Tombstone Devourer: "??"
guard:"."
The guard frowned: "Barbecue?"
"Yes, the Zenyuan family has such a large yard, which is very suitable for open-air barbecue." Chisui blinked, "This is also the meaning of the higher-ups, I want you to relax, so we are not only here to deliver pigs, but also to help you with barbecue. "
Guard: It seems that the higher-ups are not just a little weird... but have that serious illness! !
How can anyone send someone to do this!Did the old guys finally go crazy raising pigs?
If he hadn't been proficient in business and confirmed that the stamp in front of him was indeed from the higher-ups himself, the guards would have wondered if what was in front of them was a scene. (System: In a team with two speed players, stamping is not necessarily true!)
However, sending pigs... doesn't seem to pose much of a threat.
The guard looked up at the members of the team.
Although the last Shier, this guy had grievances with the Chanyuan family at the beginning and might have the idea of revenge, but with the strength and character of the other party, he would not just blatantly take revenge now-let alone bring a child with him.
Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie, and the silver-haired girl in the team are students of the Tokyo Conjuration College, and they have no grievances with the Chanyuan family. The most contact is probably Master Naoya.
System: [So they came to rescue Zhuzhu bravely! 】
To be honest, the scene in front of me is more like...
Guard A recalled what Chiholi said just now about [making a big meal], glanced at the pigs with red satin tied in front of them, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie who were blowing the suona and drums, and finally skipped the photo and video later. Heisher, he hesitated to speak.
Guard B, who has a lively personality, boldly spoke out what Guard A was hesitant to say: "This posture and dress are more like a marriage proposal from the village."
other people:"?"
Gojo Satoru and the others: "Ah??"
What are you talking about? ?
Chihori leaned back tactically and shouted: "Why do you think so?!"
Xia Youjie frowned, and said, "That's right, this idea is too ridiculous."
Guard A politely replied: "I'm sorry, it was Mr. B who spoke out, and I apologize to you on his behalf. Actually..."
Chiho Ri: "Obviously we are here for a banquet!"
other people:"?"
The guard and others: "Huh??"
What to eat? ?
In front, the silver-haired girl tilted her head, put her right hand on her chin, and said thoughtfully: "However, according to your thinking, proposing a marriage seems to be a good branch line. Are you planning to use Zhuzhu as a mount and a wedding sedan chair?"
System: [How can pigs be used as wedding sedan chairs? Hey! ! 】
"If you want to take the route of marriage proposal," Chiholi said in a cheerful voice, "Mr. Sunflower here can propose marriage to Caiyun Zhuzhu from the Buddhist monastery. This is a human-planted marriage that crosses races."
System: [...and Caiyun Zhuzhu still has cubs, right? The Sunshine Mushroom born is very suitable for the family situation! 】
Guard A didn't quite understand, but he was shocked.He kept his superficial calm: "No, miss. Please stop this topic."
He regained his serious face, and as a guard of the Yusanjia, he said sternly: "We can temporarily accept the pigs sent by the higher-ups. You should stop here."
Wujo Wu put down the suona and jumped out from behind: "Hey, how can this work, and there is also a barbecue? Didn't it be agreed that there will be a barbecue?"
Guard: "Sorry, we are not qualified to decide this kind of thing. So please go back for now, and we will inform you when there is news."
"No, the pigs we have been escorting for so long must be sent into the pigsty with our own eyes." Gojo Satoru said, "Otherwise, don't worry."
The guard smiled: "What is there to worry about?"
Xia Youjie let out a low cough, and raised his raised eyes slightly: "The main reason is the task assigned by the higher-ups. We must ensure that these pigs enter and reach where they should go smoothly. In fact, these pigs are very smart, I am afraid you can't see them— —Otherwise, why would the higher-ups specially send us special escorts?"
Xia Youjie pointed out lightly that this was actually a question that the guard had been keeping in mind just now.
...The higher-ups will send special grades to send pigs?
"The higher-ups attach great importance to this award." Xia Youjie added lightly, "It may seem absurd and ridiculous, but it actually has very important political connotations. From Tokyo to Kyoto, there is such a long distance, why do you still send it to you?" ?”
The black-haired man with the ball head raised his eyes, and there was a deep meaning hidden in his squinted eyes.
"As we all know, the high-level pig farm has been opened very smoothly and is quite famous at the same time. However, the high-level has never personally sent any family or force to send high-quality fresh pigs—your Chanyuan family is the first."
"As you know, many times, the important thing is not whether to send or not, but what to send."
Xia Youjie spoke in a hoarse voice, full of some kind of mysterious persuasion.
System: [Wait, is this the ancestral trick of Xia You's family? ! 】
The guard fell silent.
"To be honest, although some of us don't particularly like high-level people," Xia Youjie showed a bit of real disgust, and straightened his posture, "but...well, at least the rewards for this mission are very rich. And mainly Teacher Noctua told us personally—”
Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue lightly, put his hands in his pockets, and acted as if he acquiesced and didn't want to say more.
"That's why I came here." Fuheshier put away his phone at the end and added a sentence to make the whole speech more believable, "If it wasn't for the money, I wouldn't want to go back to this ghostly place - by the way, travel at public expense , bring your son to spend a wave."
The air is quiet for a few seconds.
Guard A breathed out: "Okay." He said, "In this case, I will give you a stamp—but it is limited to allowing you to enter the pig delivery, and you will be guarded by our people throughout the process. The barbecue problem still needs to be consulted. "
"Okay." Xia Youjie nodded.
System: [After letting the devil squad in, the development of the situation will be out of your control——(beat the ground)]
Chiho Ri: [What is the devil squad, it is the brave rescue saint squad! ]
Guard A took out his own seal, turned the document in his hand around, and planned to change a pass seal on the back.The moment he pressed it down, he sharply noticed a line of small characters at the bottom of the paper.
——【Made in China.】
Guard A: "?"
Guard A suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, why is there MadeinChina behind the high-level document!!"
Isn't this a special document paper for high-level incantations? ?
Chiho took it over, and said naturally: "What's the matter? Made in China is everywhere, and high-level executives also use it, which is very reasonable."
Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses smoothly: "To be honest, I am also MadeinChina."
Xia Youjie paused, touched the earrings: "I am too."
Fu Heisher at the back slightly raised his eyebrows and pointed at Fu Heihui: "Made in China."
Xiao Fu Heihui: "Hi!!"
Fu Heisher: "I was talking about your schoolbag, not you."
The guard twitched his mouth: "...Uh, uh, okay. Come in."
The Brave Squad uses even more outrageous sequences to successfully suppress the signs of doubt!
It took a few seconds for the guards to react, and the one at the front said in accordance with the general official seal regulations: "The Chanyuan is stationed. Visitors stop and idlers retreat. If there is a need, explain the purpose of coming and show the document!"
It's just that the momentum of guard A's heck was weakened a lot by the noisy suona and drumming.
Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie didn't really learn these two musical instruments, and they bought them on the spot from the city. At this moment, they were making a fuss just because of their mood--apparently, the veins on the foreheads of the guards were beating. It can be concluded that the two have no musical talent.
System: [Magic sounds fill your ears! 】
I saw the classmate Fu Heihui in the back without changing his face, skillfully took out the earplugs from his pocket, and inserted them one by one.
System: [...How can you be so proficient, Hui Hui! ! 】
"What's your purpose? I'm here to send you warmth." Chisui simply put away the gong, took a few steps to the side, and revealed a smiling glowing pig with a bright red satin on the back. "The high-level warmth is delivered home!"
It seemed to be able to hear the special effect sound of "Bling Bling", and the bright light emanating from the pig's body dazzled the guard's eyes.
'Ah, so bright! '
'The eyes, the ears, are suffering terribly! ! '
The guards at the scene were thinking about the above two sentences, but after training for a long time, they restrained themselves from shouting.
"Just now is the intention, and here is the certificate." Chihori took out a document from his pocket and handed it forward, with a bright smile in his green eyes, "We are a small team sent by the high-level."
The guards lowered their heads and looked at the girl's hands.
——A document in black and white, a special official paper used by high-ranking incantations, covered with a red seal with a special official pattern, impressively showing the source.
Of course, in fact, this is the imitation official paper bought by a few people from a nearby underground market (Gojo Satoru also complained about why the imitation official paper of the high-level mantra can be bought, Shi Er said that the underground market has everything Yes), and then I found a ghostwriter, and finally stamped the combined document with a stamp stolen from a high-level.
The guard A at the front cautiously raises his hand to take over. As the most vulnerable forwards in the comics, they all have a high awareness of vigilance (although this cannot change the fate of being killed by Karma every day).
The instructions on the document are full of the consistent, top-to-bottom guidance of the high-level conjurers, but the content is very weird compared to usual.
The content is roughly as follows: After the internal selection by the high-level, it is believed that the Chanyuan family in Yusanzhong is currently the family that satisfies the high-level and has the highest degree of task completion. Premium pigs come over as holiday gifts.
Guard B: "Huh? I thought the Gojo family was the one who satisfied the higher-ups the most."
Guard C at the back whispered, "Have you forgotten the existence of Six Eyes?"
Six eyes, one against ten thousand!One six-eyed is equal to two hundred big geese (?)
Other guards who have the same question: instant understanding.jpg
Guard B: "...But, when did the Fireworks Festival give away pigs..."
Guard C at the back continued: "Probably because this is the most proud product of the higher-ups."
——That’s right, the high-level pig raising business has been developing and thriving for more than a year, and has continued to develop on the basis of inheritance. Now pig raising has become the leading enterprise and the main source of finance for the high-level!
System: [...that's outrageous, hey! ! 】
Chiho Ri: [I said long ago that high-level players are very suitable for raising pigs, don't look down on the vitality of old players! ]
System: 【Word Melon WarningのActivity.jpg】
"Are you sent by high-level... to deliver pigs?" Guard A raised his head.
Chihori nodded: "Yes, actually, we have prepared more things."
She exchanged sunlight for plants one by one from her pocket, and began to dig out.
"Comrade Peashooter, bring us giant peas."
"Buy small puff mushrooms for zero yuan, which can be used to roast mushrooms-don't be afraid, it is non-toxic and pollution-free."
"Comrade garlic, of course, roasted garlic is a delicacy."
"Watermelon pitcher, the necessary arrangement of melons and fruits before and after meals, so as to realize the freedom of eating melons and fruits."
The silver-haired girl murmured, and under the shocked eyes of the guards, she threw plants with human faces on the ground one by one.
Guard: ... Is this really edible! ?
"Oh, there is also the Sunshine Knife that is both sharp and clean." Chihori clamped a piece of [Sunshine], showing its sharp edges.
Finally, the silver-haired girl picked up the Tombstone Devourer, shook herself up, and spit out a semi-circular volcanic head from the mouth of the black lacquered vine mop head plant——
It is the head of the special-grade mantra spirit!
This scene frightened the guards to throw their weapons horizontally, and they all stiffened when they sensed the power of the spell, full of sense of crisis!
The guard clenched the weapon in his hand: "Enemy attack? What is this?! Do you want to challenge the Chanyuan family!!"
"Don't be nervous, this is the sacred object of our Panzha Sect, a volcano head with three functions in one body." Chisui laughed and said, "This time I'm here at the Zenyuan, and I'm going to prepare a big meal for everyone."
With only one head left, Li Hu cursed: "Get out, I won't cook barbecue for you, brat!"
Chihori: "It's okay, hot pot is fine too, but I prefer barbecue - if you don't say anything, it's your acquiescence." Before Leuhu could speak, she had already deftly stuffed the devourer of tombstones into the place like a rag. Leaked in the mouth!
Leo Hu: "?"
Tombstone Devourer: "??"
guard:"."
The guard frowned: "Barbecue?"
"Yes, the Zenyuan family has such a large yard, which is very suitable for open-air barbecue." Chisui blinked, "This is also the meaning of the higher-ups, I want you to relax, so we are not only here to deliver pigs, but also to help you with barbecue. "
Guard: It seems that the higher-ups are not just a little weird... but have that serious illness! !
How can anyone send someone to do this!Did the old guys finally go crazy raising pigs?
If he hadn't been proficient in business and confirmed that the stamp in front of him was indeed from the higher-ups himself, the guards would have wondered if what was in front of them was a scene. (System: In a team with two speed players, stamping is not necessarily true!)
However, sending pigs... doesn't seem to pose much of a threat.
The guard looked up at the members of the team.
Although the last Shier, this guy had grievances with the Chanyuan family at the beginning and might have the idea of revenge, but with the strength and character of the other party, he would not just blatantly take revenge now-let alone bring a child with him.
Wujo Wu, Xia Youjie, and the silver-haired girl in the team are students of the Tokyo Conjuration College, and they have no grievances with the Chanyuan family. The most contact is probably Master Naoya.
System: [So they came to rescue Zhuzhu bravely! 】
To be honest, the scene in front of me is more like...
Guard A recalled what Chiholi said just now about [making a big meal], glanced at the pigs with red satin tied in front of them, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie who were blowing the suona and drums, and finally skipped the photo and video later. Heisher, he hesitated to speak.
Guard B, who has a lively personality, boldly spoke out what Guard A was hesitant to say: "This posture and dress are more like a marriage proposal from the village."
other people:"?"
Gojo Satoru and the others: "Ah??"
What are you talking about? ?
Chihori leaned back tactically and shouted: "Why do you think so?!"
Xia Youjie frowned, and said, "That's right, this idea is too ridiculous."
Guard A politely replied: "I'm sorry, it was Mr. B who spoke out, and I apologize to you on his behalf. Actually..."
Chiho Ri: "Obviously we are here for a banquet!"
other people:"?"
The guard and others: "Huh??"
What to eat? ?
In front, the silver-haired girl tilted her head, put her right hand on her chin, and said thoughtfully: "However, according to your thinking, proposing a marriage seems to be a good branch line. Are you planning to use Zhuzhu as a mount and a wedding sedan chair?"
System: [How can pigs be used as wedding sedan chairs? Hey! ! 】
"If you want to take the route of marriage proposal," Chiholi said in a cheerful voice, "Mr. Sunflower here can propose marriage to Caiyun Zhuzhu from the Buddhist monastery. This is a human-planted marriage that crosses races."
System: [...and Caiyun Zhuzhu still has cubs, right? The Sunshine Mushroom born is very suitable for the family situation! 】
Guard A didn't quite understand, but he was shocked.He kept his superficial calm: "No, miss. Please stop this topic."
He regained his serious face, and as a guard of the Yusanjia, he said sternly: "We can temporarily accept the pigs sent by the higher-ups. You should stop here."
Wujo Wu put down the suona and jumped out from behind: "Hey, how can this work, and there is also a barbecue? Didn't it be agreed that there will be a barbecue?"
Guard: "Sorry, we are not qualified to decide this kind of thing. So please go back for now, and we will inform you when there is news."
"No, the pigs we have been escorting for so long must be sent into the pigsty with our own eyes." Gojo Satoru said, "Otherwise, don't worry."
The guard smiled: "What is there to worry about?"
Xia Youjie let out a low cough, and raised his raised eyes slightly: "The main reason is the task assigned by the higher-ups. We must ensure that these pigs enter and reach where they should go smoothly. In fact, these pigs are very smart, I am afraid you can't see them— —Otherwise, why would the higher-ups specially send us special escorts?"
Xia Youjie pointed out lightly that this was actually a question that the guard had been keeping in mind just now.
...The higher-ups will send special grades to send pigs?
"The higher-ups attach great importance to this award." Xia Youjie added lightly, "It may seem absurd and ridiculous, but it actually has very important political connotations. From Tokyo to Kyoto, there is such a long distance, why do you still send it to you?" ?”
The black-haired man with the ball head raised his eyes, and there was a deep meaning hidden in his squinted eyes.
"As we all know, the high-level pig farm has been opened very smoothly and is quite famous at the same time. However, the high-level has never personally sent any family or force to send high-quality fresh pigs—your Chanyuan family is the first."
"As you know, many times, the important thing is not whether to send or not, but what to send."
Xia Youjie spoke in a hoarse voice, full of some kind of mysterious persuasion.
System: [Wait, is this the ancestral trick of Xia You's family? ! 】
The guard fell silent.
"To be honest, although some of us don't particularly like high-level people," Xia Youjie showed a bit of real disgust, and straightened his posture, "but...well, at least the rewards for this mission are very rich. And mainly Teacher Noctua told us personally—”
Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue lightly, put his hands in his pockets, and acted as if he acquiesced and didn't want to say more.
"That's why I came here." Fuheshier put away his phone at the end and added a sentence to make the whole speech more believable, "If it wasn't for the money, I wouldn't want to go back to this ghostly place - by the way, travel at public expense , bring your son to spend a wave."
The air is quiet for a few seconds.
Guard A breathed out: "Okay." He said, "In this case, I will give you a stamp—but it is limited to allowing you to enter the pig delivery, and you will be guarded by our people throughout the process. The barbecue problem still needs to be consulted. "
"Okay." Xia Youjie nodded.
System: [After letting the devil squad in, the development of the situation will be out of your control——(beat the ground)]
Chiho Ri: [What is the devil squad, it is the brave rescue saint squad! ]
Guard A took out his own seal, turned the document in his hand around, and planned to change a pass seal on the back.The moment he pressed it down, he sharply noticed a line of small characters at the bottom of the paper.
——【Made in China.】
Guard A: "?"
Guard A suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, why is there MadeinChina behind the high-level document!!"
Isn't this a special document paper for high-level incantations? ?
Chiho took it over, and said naturally: "What's the matter? Made in China is everywhere, and high-level executives also use it, which is very reasonable."
Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses smoothly: "To be honest, I am also MadeinChina."
Xia Youjie paused, touched the earrings: "I am too."
Fu Heisher at the back slightly raised his eyebrows and pointed at Fu Heihui: "Made in China."
Xiao Fu Heihui: "Hi!!"
Fu Heisher: "I was talking about your schoolbag, not you."
The guard twitched his mouth: "...Uh, uh, okay. Come in."
The Brave Squad uses even more outrageous sequences to successfully suppress the signs of doubt!
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