Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

"It's not mitochondria, it's glands."

He corrected me, frowning slightly, like a big girl who has been treated lightly.

"Brother Meng is mediocre, he has no glands, it's normal if he doesn't know much about it, but..."

The redness on his face hasn't faded yet, even though his expression is serious, it lacks a bit of the majesty of the ancients, unlike the first time I saw him, he was cold.

"The gland is a private part of Qianyuan, and it is not allowed to touch it at will."

"Ah... Is that so, sorry."

I apologize, out of cowardice in my bones, but I still don't understand what is so private about the neck, after all, he does not belong to the same species as me, and there are inevitably some cultural differences, just like the heads of Thais and Cambodians, they are not allowed to be touched.

Since I said it was a "private part", I didn't ask carefully, took a new quilt, turned off the light and went to bed, touched the mobile phone next to the pillow, and turned to the search engine for help.

I just typed the five words "Qianyuan's glands", before I even had time to press the search button, the following unsightly related words hit my brain in an instant.

There are all kinds of estrus, bonding, doi, and even more pornographic words, and their impact is no less than the clips that are usually subtracted in movies.

With trembling hands, I put the phone upside down on the bed, and looked at He Shi with a little more admiration.

I thought he came from a feudal and rigid era, but unexpectedly, he came from an open and wild era!

From this point of view, the lump on the back of his neck is indeed quite private, just like the girl was caught in the ass and the boy was messed up, but the culprit didn't care.

It was my fault just now, and I apologized to him again, this time from the bottom of my heart, he didn't say anything, turned over and wrapped the quilt tightly.

I have a problem with this person. I like to think wildly before going to bed. The content is the embarrassing deeds from childhood to adulthood. The scene just now has also been included in my memory materials.

But I also have an advantage, that is, I can introspect myself.

In order to avoid making similar mistakes in the future, I picked up the upside-down mobile phone and entered "abo-related setting science" in the search box.

I swear, I searched with the mentality of learning, but the process and results of learning seem to be out of my control.

When the small advertisements of "beautiful dealer, online licensing" and "Macao XX, just waiting for you" popped up one after another, I should know that things are not simple.

The brand-new world view is too obscure, I asked a question under a relatively serious popular science post, and it is difficult for the poster to still be online in the early morning.

she told me.

"You will understand after reading these."

"abo literature r incense.zip"

"This is my treasured briefcase, don't unzip it online."

Unexpectedly, this turned out to be a literature category, and someone even thoughtfully summarized it for beginners. I thank her politely.

But she would never have expected what kind of sublimation I would get after reading this compressed briefcase.

I remember that it was just before twelve o'clock, and because there was no announcement the next day, I downloaded all the articles presumptuously.

At five o'clock in the morning, the sky was bright, and I was immersed in a novel of "ancient AxB abused the body, tortured the heart and forced love" and couldn't extricate myself.It's not because the plot is so catchy, but because of this author, every chapter allows me to see a new world, and every chapter makes me understand more about the structure of the human body, as well as the combination and limits of certain organs.

I kept making voices in my heart, "It's still possible to do this", "It turned out to be like this", "Is this really okay", and so on.

Until [-] o'clock in the morning, after my unremitting efforts, I fully understood every setting on the popular science post, and I even summed up a rule: AxO are all cookies, and AxB are all forced love.

If I had this energy in school, I should be a scientist now.

I struggled to move my sore eyelids, and looked at He Shi with a little more fear in my eyes, as if in the next second, he, a big fierce A, was going to rob me, a straight man B.

But this fear didn't last long. It was too sleepy to hold on until the morning, and my overdrawn brain gradually froze.

He is prettier than me, so he should look down on me. Thinking about it, I fell asleep at dawn, completely forgetting that I am a straight man.

The price of staying up all night is the disorder of the biological clock, but as an actor, I have long been used to it.I don't know how long I slept, I stretched my eyelids and sat up, the sky was bright outside, and the room changed again!

The piles of clothes were stacked into a regular cuboid, the shoes kicked around were arranged in a straight horizontal row against the wall, and even the small snacks on the table were sorted by color.

I was stunned for a while, and it took me a long time to remember that yesterday I took in a handsome guy from another world, a virtuous guy from another world who can make beds.

I guess he is the relative of the snail girl, the cousin of the snail.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, the sound of closing the door came to the ears, followed by the sound of footsteps, and the next second He Shi appeared in front of him.

"Where have you been?" I asked him.

"Familiar with the environment." He replied.

"Then why aren't you wearing any clothes?" I mean his black suit.

"According to what brother Meng said yesterday, the custom here is to go out in obscene clothes." He Shi replied truthfully.

I can't see my expression, but it must be wonderful.

When I introduced myself yesterday, I asked him what he didn't understand. He pondered for a while and looked me up and down.

Question: "Brother Meng, why do you only go out in obscene clothes?"

Then he pointed to my messy suitcase, "And here, although the style is weird, they are all thin and obscene."

What kind of expression I had at that time was probably even more exciting than it is now.

At that time, I had already explained a lot of things to him, and my patience was insufficient. In addition, he spread rumors that I was a pervert who went out in underwear, so I didn’t explain it clearly to him. I only said that this is the case here, unlike you ancient people, Three layers inside and three layers outside, covering maggots.

Then who would have thought that he would really go out in obscene clothes, brother, I am fake obscene clothes, you are real!

Fortunately, there is a film and television city nearby, and the hotel staff have long been immune to ancient costumes and headgear, otherwise I would have to explain to him what it means to be dead.

I don't think it's an option to go on like this. Since he escaped from my painting, I have an obligation to be responsible for him, but not for too long.

Because I am poor, I still pick.

I'm an N-line ambiguity, and there is no part after filming this film, I really don't have the financial strength to support a big living person

Since He Shi said that he came here to find something, then when he thinks about what he is looking for and I help him find it, he will definitely be able to go back.

I feel that the above logic is very strict, so I patted my chest and assured: "You must have lost your memory because you just crossed and your state is unstable. Don't worry, I will help you go home!"

Don't ask me why I'm so active, firstly, it's because I'm poor and stingy, and secondly, a man is a teenager until he dies, and I'm the one chosen by time travellers.

However, he is such a living person, he should be able to support himself, I looked at the brand new pigsty, otherwise, send him to do housekeeping?

No, no, such a handsome face, Qu Cai.

I had an epiphany, the best place for a handsome guy who knows nothing, of course, is the entertainment industry!Although not all cats and dogs can enter the entertainment industry, there are indeed many cats and dogs in the entertainment industry.

Maybe he can be popular and earn more than me.

The road of imagination has not been halfway, when he was interrupted by He Shi's deep voice, "Brother Meng's kindness, He will never forget it in this life, but I am not very familiar with this place, so I can only do housework such as folding clothes, and express my gratitude .”

My ideal steel pillar just stood up, and then withered after he finished speaking. After all, he didn't even know the toilet, and he talked too much, so it was too early to think about anything.

I was discouraged, my stomach grumbled, I turned on my phone and saw that it was already past noon, that is to say, He Shi hadn't eaten all day.

Isn't this person hungry?

"You wait, I'll pack up and take you out for dinner. I've forgotten about your meal. Tell me if you're thirsty or hungry."

Like an old mother, I told this "baby" who was born in modern society for a day, and suddenly stopped.

In the novel I read in the early hours of the morning, Da Meng A is a Taoist disciple and doesn’t need to eat, so He Shi doesn’t need it either, so I saved a lot of money.

I was full of anticipation, "He Shi, do people over there need to eat? It's just... the technique of bigu, will it?"

He Shi looked at me like a fool again, "Brother Meng, that's the person in the story book."

I was a little embarrassed, I was really brainwashed by the briefcase, and my image in his eyes was probably a fish that slipped through the net in a developed modern society.

"Oh, haha." I pretended not to be embarrassed at all, took an apple for grandpa, and stuffed it into his hand, "I'm just kidding, you pick two clothes out of your clothes and I'll take you out Have a meal."

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