Boyfriend Meng A, from ancient times

"This thing is crystal clear, the whole body is smooth, and it has an exquisite screw mechanism. It is really—"

"This is called a mineral water bottle."

"This thing can dispel the filth of the mortal body in an instant. It is truly a divine weapon."

"That's the toilet!"

Before today, if someone said that there is time travel in the world, then I might think that his wisdom is not enlightened, but after today, if someone said this, I would definitely have an in-depth discussion with him.

Because it really hit me.

In fact, I still feel unreal until now. After information integration, I found that He Shi is not only a time traveler, but also a space traveler. He and I are not even the same species!

He also expressed his unbelievability in this regard. He looked around the hotel room and seemed to want to find something he was familiar with, but the result was not satisfactory. Instead, he marveled at the development of modern society.

For example, we have mineral water bottles and toilets.

As for how he noticed these two things, let me explain in detail.

I chatted with him briefly, gave him a general overview of modern society, and briefly introduced himself, and so did he.

But unfortunately, his self-introduction was really short.

He said that his memory is impaired, and he only remembers that he was a general of the Dun Dynasty. He is 19 years old this year, and he probably came here to retrieve the lost things.He couldn't remember anything else, he even forgot what was lost.

I feel sorry for him, but also sweat for myself.Although I don't know how he got here, I know that I seem to be responsible for ensuring his basic necessities.

This means that it is more expensive than enshrining grandparents.

It also means that he will not bless me, whether in the past or now, all those fresh seasonal fruits are fed to the dog.

I'm a pragmatic person, and I wanted to stuff him back into the painting on the spot. The painting is a fucking womb, and I'm the boss who doesn't want a second child.

As if to confirm my thoughts, he told me that he was a little thirsty.

Poor to poor, I can't afford to give a bottle of mineral water, and he gave me something in return, holding the mineral water bottle in both hands and reading classical Chinese, as if what he was holding was not plastic, but Luban's mechanism box.

Perhaps because of the different species, his metabolism is very fast. After drinking the water for a while, he told me that people have three urgencies, so can I not let him be anxious?

I pointed to the toilet and told him to pee there.

He was a little embarrassed, and read a series of classical Chinese to me.

He said: "It is inconvenient to desecrate such exquisite pottery with filth."

I:"……."

Although he didn't want to admit it, what he described politely was indeed a toilet.

It’s not incomprehensible. When I was a child, I lived in the countryside with my grandfather. At that time, I was catching up with the renovation of dry toilets in the country. When I saw that the water flushed from the hut was cleaner than the water from the pressurized well, it was almost the same virtue.

I said grandpa, I will not go to the latrine anymore.

The old man smiled and asked where I was going.

I said press the well, and he kicked me.

So I patiently took out the mineral water bottle, held it up in front of my eyes and told him, which one do you pee on?

He froze for a moment, pointed to the toilet, and said this.

After that, the flush switch, sink, towels, etc. will not be described one by one.

It took him more than half an hour to get familiar with my room, and he became brothers with this room. When he pulled the quilt from my bed and laid it on the floor, he was not at all polite.

And I was like a bandit who was forced to call for security, watching the court general run wild in his own territory.

He made the floor so straight that there was hardly a wrinkle to be found, just like his back was straight even when he lay down on the floor to make the bed. I would like to call him: a real straight man.

Not only did I notice his back, but from the current angle, I could also see the back of his neck clearly. I unconsciously took a few steps forward, so that I could clearly see——

He had a lump on the back of his neck.

Just like the cartoons that have become popular in recent years, the opportunity of time travel usually causes the protagonist to either die or be injured, so I guess, he should have been hit in the back of the neck with a sap.

This is an important clue that cannot be easily let go, "He Shi, can you... lower your head a little more?"

He paused and did as he did.

This posture allowed me to see clearly that there was an oval lump on the back of his neck, which was the same color as the surrounding skin, but slightly delicate, like a piece of vanilla macaron.

"He Shi, why is the back of your neck swollen?" I asked him.

He didn't speak, but turned around slowly, and looked at me with an indescribably strange look in his eyes. I guessed that he didn't know, so I took two steps towards him, intending to pull back the collar to see the injury.

I didn't intend to touch the lump at first, but when He Shi just touched the collar, He Shi suddenly reacted and bounced away. I was startled, and my fingertips accidentally scratched the lump. I shivered.

"Sorry! Does it hurt?"

I raised my hands and felt a little helpless, he was covering the back of his neck and retreated far away, his face was even flushed, I couldn't understand his eyes, only heard him speak slowly.

"It's not a lump." His voice became hoarse for no reason, and his breath was heavy.

"What's that? Mosquito...bag?" I tried to lighten the eerie atmosphere, using my humor.

But obviously it doesn't work.

He still maintained a guarded posture, his breathing was out of rhythm, and his voice was vague, which made me feel a bit shy and timid from this tall and strong man.

"This is the next...gland," I heard him say.

line... what?

I only listened to a general idea, and then used my 28 years of biological knowledge, referred to as high school biology, to analyze it carefully and draw a conclusion.

"In your place, the mitochondria... all grow so big?"

However, aren't mitochondria present in cells?So He Shi is... a single-celled organism! ?

He looked at me in bewilderment, and I also looked at him in bewilderment. I think both of us should be sighing: the world is so big, there are so many wonders.

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Meng Jianjun: All my fruits are fed to dogs!

As he spoke, he picked up an apple on the counter and took a bite...