The alien and the president

【63】

So the two walked in the direction of the Sansheng Stone. The underworld began when human civilization was born. After thousands of years of development, it has been repaired to a very modern level. There are electronic inquiry machines at intervals on Huangquan Road, which can be used by tourists. …the ghosts inquire about their current location and the map of the entire Huangquan Road. There is also a service counter every five kilometers. The service personnel in the service counters all have bull heads or horse faces. The appearance is a bit scary, but the service attitude is first-class one.

In addition, road signs are placed at every fork on Huangquan Road, and different directions point to various scenic spots, including Sansheng Stone, Wangchuan, Bianhuahai Viewing Platform, Xianghuo Restaurant, Yinqi First Aid Kit Collection Center, Naihe Bridge, Samsara Well, Fengdu, Mengpo Tang Manufacturing Center... There are some small signs scattered in the vast expanse of flowers on the other side, with the inscription "The grass is green, don't bear to trample on it", and there are even trash cans on the side of the road!

Although he probably guessed that it would be like this, the president still couldn't help but yelled ignorantly: "Fuck, there are also tourist souvenirs! Who would buy souvenirs on Huangquan Road!!!"

The little star fiddled with the products on the souvenir stand with relish: "How did you sell this Bianhua pendant?"

The ghost stall owner said with a mouthful of Cantonese: "Normally, it costs 200 Ming coins each, but it's 180 for a pretty girl. I don't have Kansai at all."

President: "..."

Little star: "Where's this set of Hell Scenery playing cards? What about the Shidian Yanluo cultural shirt?"

So I come and talk with the stall owner about the price.

The little star bought a circle of souvenirs, came back with two cups of milk tea, and stuffed one cup into the CEO's hand. The president took a closer look, and found that there was no milk tea in the milk tea cup, and there was a lingering light smoke instead.

"Try it," the little star said, "this kind is popular in the underworld recently. The lower layer is covered with bodhi incense, and the upper layer is covered with sandalwood milk... By the way, you can change the T-shirts of Yama of the Ten Temples, and do as the Romans do."

The president and the little star put on the T-shirts of Qin Guangwang and Zhuanlun Wang respectively, sipped incense milk tea, and walked side by side on Huangquan Road, looking very much like tourists in Sanya wearing tropical flower shirts drinking coconut juice.

The Three Lives Stone is full of ghosts, as lively as an amusement park during holidays. This is because the underworld does not prohibit the dead from inquiring about their past and present lives. After all, they must drink Mengpo soup when they re-enter the cycle. Looking at the Three Lives Stone before the cycle is nothing but satisfaction. It's just curiosity, there is no need to ban it.The president first stood in line at the end of the line, while the little star went to the ticket booth to buy two package tickets, which also included several other attractions in the underworld. After all, the package tickets are not much more expensive than the Sanshengshi ticket. discount!

"You also want to read the previous life?" the president asked.

The little star shrugged and uttered a famous line: "Everyone is here."

President: "..."

Okay, it's a lot like traveling.

The appearance of the Sansheng Stone is unremarkable. Looking at it from a distance, it looks like a rockery used by tourists in tourist attractions for "visiting here". There was a loud cry, and occasionally someone ran away from the Sansheng Stone in a frenzied manner, as if they couldn't accept the past life they saw, and they seemed to be completely enlightened.

The president clenched the corner of the cultural shirt tightly, feeling a little nervous.

According to Xiaoxing's analysis, he was very likely to be trapped by love in his previous life, and he might be very abusive!

But if you think about it, being trapped by love can at least prove that he was human in his previous life...

【64】

After queuing for a long time, it was finally the president's turn. The president was nervous and had nothing to say to the little star: "By the way, it's been a long time. The original owner of your body must have been tied to the chair for a long time. If she wants to How about going to the bathroom..."

"It doesn't matter," Xiao Xingxing said, "The flow of time in the underworld is different from that in the yang world. The flow of time here is faster, and about half an hour has passed in the yang world now."

"The next two tourists—" the management staff of Sanshengshi urged, "come together and speed up, there are still many tourists queuing up behind."

The president and the little star walked over, and both stood still in front of the Three Lives Stone.

It is as ordinary as the Sansheng Stone in the rockery in the park slowly revealing light, and the turbulent memory pours in like waves. The CEO originally thought that looking for memories in the Sansheng Stone was like watching a movie from the sidelines, but he didn't expect it to be a direct memory implant. Entering, he stood still, as if it had only been a few seconds, and it seemed as if a lifetime had passed.

After a burst of dizziness, the two looked at each other in front of the Sansheng Stone.

Little Star's face turned black: "...Impossible."

The CEO is also full of WTF: "You and I..."

Little Star: "Shut up."

The president was silent for a moment, and suddenly put on a majestic face: "Call me brother."

"Are you itchy?" Little Star raised his brows.

"Your personality was not so violent in your previous life!" The CEO was aggrieved.

"You were never such a dick in your previous life," Little Star sneered, "Do you remember where your soul is buried?"

The CEO choked for a moment, and said, "In a place where... the other shore flowers bloom."

Little Star: "..."

【65】

"There's a tree next to it!" The president recalled the memory of his previous life, and added, "And it's not too far from the Sansheng Stone."

In any case, it was finally from looking for a needle in a haystack to looking for a needle in a brook. The two of them were digging for the remaining soul of the president like pirates looking for treasure. What to do if you bury your soul, look for trouble if you have nothing to do."

The president kept his mouth shut and kept silent, focusing on digging the soil, silently reliving the memory of being instilled by the Sansheng stone just now.

In the past life, he and the little star actually knew each other. According to the Buddhist theory of karma, the encounter between the two of them in this life seems to be destined by heaven.

The president's past life story goes like this——

In his previous life, his name was Ye Zanhua. He was originally an ancient domineering president in Jinling City. He held the economic lifeline of Jinling City. He married Bai Fumei at a young age and reached the peak of his life. Apart from marrying Bai Fumei, his experience in this life is also very similar.

Originally, Mr. Ye's life was very happy, but Bai Fumei's master was the villain Qing Yazi.In order to obtain Ye Zanhua's Pangu bloodline and use it to gain strength, Qingyazi designed his apprentice to marry Ye Zanhua. DOUBLEKILL, it would be even better if he could have a few more, he can kill super gods.

As a result, a couple with a happy life was separated from heaven and earth forever because of Qing Yazi's troubles with the blood formation, and Ye Zanhua was destroyed. In order to find a way to revive his wife, he willingly joined the Wan Yao Palace and worked with demons. The Ten Thousand Monsters Palace has not yet developed the reincarnation of the filthy soil... No, Nuwa's high-tech technology for creating humans, so Ye Zanhua has exhausted the Three Realms and has not found a way to resurrect his dead wife.

Therefore, technology is the primary productive force.

And Ye Zanhua's junior sister Hua Jianyin—that is, the alien who was reincarnated into the Wan Yao Palace in this life and shattered the void soul and passed on to the little star—was once a Bianhua in human form. An ordinary Bana flower was once watered with blood by Ye Zanhua passing by Huangquan Road, so it has a deep love for Ye Zanhua.

In her previous life, Hua Jianyin had always used the cannon fodder second male lead script to dedicate everything to the heroine, while her senior brother Ye Zanhua got the female lead script, and Ye Zanhua's deceased wife almost got the male lead script.

Ye Zunhua has been trying to revive her dead wife, and she only has her in her heart. Hua Jianyin has a crush on her senior brother Ye Zanhua but dare not speak out.She helped Ye Zanghua investigate the truth of the Miemen massacre that year, and found that Qing Yazi was actually behind the scenes, and she wanted to continue to use the blood array to engage Ye Zanhua.

Hua Jianyin felt that such star-spreading, so she did not hesitate to fight with her life to stop Qing Yazi's blood formation, and finally died with Qing Yazi.It was only at this time that Ye Dazhutizi realized that he also loved his junior sister deeply. What he had been silently supporting and helping his junior sister was not the script of the cannon fodder spare boy second, but the script of the virtuous and virtuous female lead. He always thought it was The dead wife of the real heroine was the second female lead of Bai Yueguang who was on the scene after receiving it a long time ago, but when he realized this, they had taken the wrong script and they were already BE! BE!

After the flower faded away, it turned into a flower seed, and Ye Zanhua buried the flower seed that faded into the incarnation of the flower on Huangquan Road. As the name suggests, it really buried flowers.

Later, one person, one flower and both re-enter reincarnation.

Ye Zanghua's life's sorrows and sorrows were all caused by the word "love", so before re-entering reincarnation, he used the unique secret technique of Wan Yao Palace to separate the non-poisonous soul in charge of love from his seven souls, And buried this soul in the place where he met Hua Jianyin for the first time on Huangquan Road, thinking that if he can no longer be emotional, there will be no sorrow in the next life.

A real man kept his word, and he didn't plan to dig it out after burying it, so Ye Zanhua didn't make any mark on the hidden place, only vaguely remembered that there was a big tree next to it, not far from the Sansheng Stone...

and so……

【66】

"So in this world..." the CEO, or Ye Zanghua's reincarnation, brandished a shovel and roared, "No one can escape Wang Jingze's Law of True Fragrance!"

It's so sweet to fall in love!I really want to fall in love!

In my previous life, I definitely didn't know how much a creature like a virgin was discriminated against in the CEO circle!

Not far away, the same disheveled little star, or the reincarnation of Hua Jianyin, has a very ugly face, as if he is about to knock down his senior brother and beat him violently, and he can't see the virtuous and virtuous in his previous life at all!

"Hello!" Little Star suddenly yelled.

The president shivered: "Huh?"

The little star ordered solemnly: "Give me all the dug out flowers of the other side and plant them back."

In my previous life, I was a flower of the other shore, and in this life, I must not forget my roots, and I cannot destroy the ecology by digging things.

"Uh, good." The CEO wiped off his sweat, and beeped softly, "Your personality in this life is nothing like that in your previous life. I can understand that I liked you in my previous life. I definitely can't like you in this life!"

The little star stared at him, and sneered twice: "In my previous life, I was too virtuous and virtuous to be so miserable. How could I stumble twice on the same stone? In this life, if I see any man again, I will be knocked out immediately." Go home and don't talk nonsense to him."

The president didn't dare to beep any more and buried himself in digging.

【67】

Heaven pays off. After unremitting efforts, the two finally found the soul that Ye Zanhua had buried before her reincarnation. The soul was hidden in a jar. It looked like who buried the wine, but after a while Holding the jar, the president could sense an extremely strong familiar atmosphere.

"Open the jar, the soul inside will naturally merge with you." The little star warned with a dark face, "You must not fall in love with me."

"Impossible! If I like anyone, it's impossible for me to like you!" The president said firmly, and opened the hidden soul altar.

The non-poisonous quilt is contained in the altar, the color is as ethereal as spring water, the body of the altar shakes slightly, delicate ripples appear on the calm surface of the non-poisonous, when the CEO puts his hand into the altar, there is an immediate sensation in that body, like evaporated water mist Like strands of silk rising from the surface, wrapping around the CEO's fingertips.The water mist transformed by the non-poisonous soul is extremely lingering, graceful, and weak, but it is distinct and clear, as thin as a sword blade, and like the etching left by the never-ending gust of wind on the rock wall.

This is also the most appropriate annotation for the word "love".

The non-poison invades the limbs and bones, and replants the taste of love into the owner's heart.

The piles and piles of the previous life, all kinds of clear and engraved memories, after Feidu re-entered the three souls and seven souls, all of them were exaggerated with a different halo, adding some flavors that the president had never experienced in this life.For such a long period of time, he just stood there quietly like a stone sculpture. He didn't feel any pain when the jar in his hand fell on the ground and hit his foot. Fading-related memories are no longer just like holographic TV dramas, nor are they scenes that he can stand aside and watch coldly like the audience. In an instant, it became a sharp pain.

Good thing...

This is already a new life.

Good thing...

Those who missed out in the previous life are now standing in front of me.

"...What did I tell you just now?" The president recovered from his trance, and when he spoke again, even his own voice seemed a little strange.

——From the moment he retrieved the memory of his previous life and completed his soul, he is no longer just himself in this life. He is a person who has lived two lifetimes. He has inherited all the feelings and memories of Ye Zanhua, or that is not It's not an inheritance, but a fusion of the two lives. In this life, he is just a leaf buried with another name.

And the other party should be the same.

"Which sentence?" Little Star raised his eyebrows, "'If I like someone, it's impossible for anyone to like you', this sentence?"

"Ah, yes." The CEO wiped his face vigorously, or rather, Ye Zanghua wiped his face vigorously. At this time, the memories and emotions of the two of them have been fully integrated, and they are no longer two people. up.

The little star, or rather Hua Jianyin, said with a sneer, "What?"

The reincarnated Ye Zanhua gritted her teeth: "It's really fragrant."

The reincarnated flower faded away: "Pfft."

Ye Zanhua: "No one in this world can escape the law of Wang Jingze's true fragrance. I said this before, so on a higher logical level, I don't have a 'true fragrance'."

【68】

So in the next second, Ye Zanhua watched the flower gradually disappear before his eyes.

A second later, he found that Hua Jianyin had moved behind him quickly.

The back of the neck was hit heavily by a hand knife, and Ye Zhanhua fell unconscious to the ground.

"I also said what I just said," Hua Jianyin's soul bent down, picked up Ye Zanghua's soul and carried it on his shoulders, with a majestic and domineering look, "'My old lady was too virtuous and kind in her previous life. Decai has been so miserable, how could he trip over the same rock twice? If you see any man in this life, you just knock him out and take him home without talking nonsense to him."

So Ye Zanhua was knocked out by Hua Jianyin and took her home.

The real little star who was tied to the chair had already held her urine to the limit, waiting left and right until the kidnappers did not show up, and was even ready to pee her pants. Just when she was so entangled that the top of her head was emitting green smoke, there was a burst of familiar A sense of dizziness struck, and her soul was once again frightened by Hua Jianyin's soul and shrank into the depths of her body, obediently falling into a deep sleep.

【69】

The two people reincarnated with the same mind, Qing Yazi, the villain who caused them to be separated from heaven and man in the previous life, has also lost his soul this time, and can't die anymore. There is no kind of magic in this world that can revive a soul-stirred person, so what? Scripts such as "The Return of Qingyazi", "Qingyazi III", and "Qingyazi PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" lost the possibility of existence from the beginning, and the two of them were very stable.

The last thing that needs to be done now is to reshape the body of Ye Zanhua with Nuwa's forbidden technique of creating people.

The biggest difficulty in Nuwa's art of creating a human being is not the technique, but the preparation of the materials. To create a living human out of thin air, the materials needed are complicated and the preparation process is cumbersome. Probably, in order to speed up the process of creating a human being, Hua Jianyin asked the subordinates of the Wan Yao Palace to ask around, and successfully bought a full set of gift packages for Nuwa's creating a human being in the Wulin black market...

Ye Zunhua's soul floated in the air, she was too surprised to take care of herself: "What is this?"

"I bought a full set of gift packages for Nuwa's creation of human beings from the black market." Hua Jianyin walked into the house with a huge courier carton as tall as a person and opened the courier with her bare hands. Arrived... Huh? Buy one get one free."

Ye Zanhua's face turned pale: "...buy one get one free!?"

I want to be a couple of husbands! ! ! ! !

"Ah," Hua Jianyin said with a cold face, "I will give you a material bag for making children."

Ye Zanhua: "..."

Hua Jianyin said calmly, "Do you like boys or girls?"

"Then how about..." Ye Zanghua tentatively asked, "Buy another child's material bag, so that both children can live together?"

"Yes." Hua Jianyin nodded, and unpacked the box with her bare hands, preparing to create a human.

Curiosity was written all over Ye Zanhua's face, and she floated around Hua Jianyin: "Where did you buy this thing? X treasure still sells this?"

"No, I bought it on the black market, but they sent it by courier." Hua Jianyin said while packing up the materials, "When I worshiped under the Wan Yao Palace in my life, Wan Yao Palace had already researched the method of Nuwa's creation of human beings." Spells, but after so many years, too many skills of the Yiren lineage of Wanyao Palace have been lost. Due to some coincidence, Nuwa's art of creating human beings was learned by Yanshi of Tiangong Pavilion... In fact, Yanshi and us do have a little bit in common In some places, those Yanshi originally wanted to combine Nuwa's man-making technique with Yanjia's Yanshu, but they accidentally carried forward Nuwa's man-making technique. Some time ago, they began to produce Nuwa's man-making material package , but it can only be bought and sold on the black market, and only foreigners from Wanyao Palace and Yanshi from Tiangong Pavilion are sold, and they cannot be bought casually."

There are a lot of things in the material bag, but there is no instruction manual to prevent the material bag from being used indiscriminately in the hands of ordinary people. After all, Yiren or Yanshi who have orthodoxly learned the art of creating human beings do not need such things as instruction manuals.Ye Zanghua had never learned Nuwa's man-making technique in her life, so she didn't know much about the process, so she asked, "How long will it take to make this?"

"A month soon." Hua Jianyin rubbed his brows and said, "The process is very complicated, and there are still some steps that need to wait, such as air-drying, shaping, etc., and several tests are required to prevent your soul from getting mixed with your creation. The body created by human surgery..." Hua Jianyin paused, and said in a way the CEO could understand, "In modern terms, it is a reaction of rejection."

Ye Zanhua: "...Our Wan Yao Palace's spells are so scientific, we still have to consider the rejection reaction?"

Hua Jianyin was slightly proud: "Of course, metaphysics and science are inseparable after reaching a certain height."

Hua Jianyin: "I'm tired after dismantling so many packages today, why don't I rest first and start building again tomorrow."

Ye Zanhua floated to the bathroom to help the junior sister put the bath water, with self-consciousness written all over her face.

"...What are you still doing in the bathroom?" Hua Jianyin looked at the steaming, half-filled bathtub with sprinkled bath salts, and asked puzzled.

"I'll help you watch the ghosts passing by." Ye Zanghua said righteously, "Prevent ghosts from peeking at you taking a bath, don't worry if you have a brother around..." He said with a thumbs up, showing a sunny and healthy look smile.

In the next second, Hua faded a spell and blasted out the door.

【70】

When you have a body, because you don't know the taste of love, you can't lift it.

When I understand the seven emotions and six desires and can finally move, I don't have a body.

There is nothing more tragic than this in the world.