The alien and the president

【55】

The little star put on a mask and sunglasses, walked out of Minghuang Entertainment, took a taxi on the side of the street, got into the co-pilot, and said, "Go to the police station."

The president angrily squeezed between the driver and the little star, sat down on the gear lever, relying on the driver not being able to see him, he asked, "Go to the police station? Do you want to call the police?"

The little star lowered his head and typed on his mobile phone: "I just found out recently that there are also many people from the martial arts in the police station. Standing on our own, changing the 'Shenji Battalion' to 'Shenji Gate', over the years, it has slowly infiltrated into the police and military systems, and our people only joined forces with the altar master of the Shenji Gate stationed in this city in the past few days On the line... Many sharpshooters in the police force are actually people from the Shenjimen. They used to shoot arrows, but now they shoot bullets. They all shoot, which is very suitable for them."

The president's pale face flushed: "You don't speak so dirty."

Little Star: "??? Are you tired of dying?"

The president quickly waved his hands: "No, no."

【56】

When the two arrived at the police station, they were directly led into the leader's office by a small policeman because they had greeted the people from Shenji Camp in advance.

In the office, a criminal policeman in a police uniform was flipping through the documents, and the little policeman knocked on the door: "Brigade Wang, someone is looking for you."

Team Wang said solemnly, "Please come in."

The two walked into the office, the little policeman went out and closed the door, the little star took off his mask and sunglasses, and gave the Wang brigade a fist hug salute commonly used by people in the world, fists and palms clashed, and with a bang, he said vigorously, "Master Wang, Long-awaited."

Wang Dadui, who had bushy eyebrows and big eyes, was dressed in a police uniform, also got up and gave a clasped fist: "Your Excellency is the Patriarch of the Wan Yao Palace who shattered the void a while ago? I have long admired you."

The sense of incongruity in the picture is too strong, the president floats on the sidelines, almost schizophrenic.

The little star said modestly: "Before I came here, I was just an ordinary disciple of Wan Yao Palace. I just happened to know some magic techniques that have been lost for many years in this time and space. On the contrary, Master Wang Tan has superb shooting skills and extraordinary weapons. Divide the demeanor of Nie Qiuying back then."

Team Wang laughed loudly: "I'm too ashamed to take it too seriously, but Your Excellency..."

The captain of the criminal police brigade and the [-]th-line starlet exchanged a wave of business. The president's eyes were blurred, his thoughts were confused, and he suspected that he was actually dreaming.

"By the way," Wang Dadu dug out a notebook, spread it out, and asked slightly agitatedly in a serious tone, "Can you please sign it for me?"

With a swipe of his pen, the little star signed the name of his former soul wearer, who was an alien.

Dadu Wang rubbed his hands upright, and asked in a low voice, "Can I sign the name of the owner of your body?"

Little Star: "..."

"I've seen the idol drama made by the original owner of your body." Wang Dadui said shyly, raised the selfie stick, and carefully made a Yeah gesture to take a photo with the starlet.

The little star had a lifeless black face, while the president appeared behind him, very mischievous.

There was a click, and the selfie was finished, and in the photo was a grimace bleeding from all seven orifices.

Team Wang: "..."

Little Star: "..."

"Ahem," Wang Dadui cleared his throat, "Let's talk about business."

So he started to talk about the business, and the little star submitted the sketches of the alchemists who instigated the local gangsters to help draw the blood array and the situation he had so far to Wang DaDuan, explaining the whole story, seriousness and solution of the matter, and Wang DaDuan immediately started Investigate.

These days, compared to the past, the power of martial arts people is on the decline. In terms of intelligence investigation and hunting for criminals, professionals are more efficient. It is better to use the power of the police than to let the aliens of Wan Yao Palace look for them like headless chickens. much.

【57】

Although the Wang team was a bit boring, his professional ability was first-class. Three days after the clues were handed in, he sorted out a document, which included the three main strongholds most likely to haunt Qingyazi and There are seven or eight other scattered small strongholds.

Everything is ready, the only thing left is to gather combat power. In time and space many years ago, there was an incident where a different person from the Wanyao Palace tried their best to die with Qing Yazi. Better than before, if you don't prepare enough, you can only give away the head.

"How can we defeat him?" The president floated beside the little star, intently reading the information provided by Team Wang.

The little star made a six-sign gesture and said: "It's very simple, the six-character mantra..."

The president is all ears.

Starlet: "Many people bully few people."

CEO: "..." Don't look enigmatic when you say this.

"Now we are going to gather the combat power of all martial arts people in this city." The little star stood up abruptly, "Qingyazi attacks indiscriminately throughout the city, so this is not just a family matter of Wan Yao Palace and Xiaoyaoguan... the police We can only borrow the strength here. People without skills can intervene in the subsequent battles. Those ordinary policemen will die if they go. First of all, I plan to contact the two branches of the swordsmen and knights in Kunlun Mountain. They Kunlun Mountain Pay attention to punishing evil and promoting good, and you will definitely not sit idly by such villains as Qing Yazi..."

The little star was chattering about the battle plan, but the president didn't seem to be listening, and was just busy fiddling with the phone.

"What are you doing?" Little Star raised his eyebrows.

"Isn't this Double Eleven..." The president trembled, raised his head and said cautiously, "My mother asked me to help her kill a set of skin care products in seconds. This is limited to the top [-], and she can't make it by herself."

"..." Xiao Xingxing was silent for a moment, then confirmed word by word, "Your mother, let you help her kill skin care products in seconds?"

A gentle and submissive smile appeared on the pale ghost face of the president: "My parents are not afraid of me very much now, especially my mother."

The president's mother, who has adapted to this ghostly son, makes a list of things that the president needs to do every day, and puts the list on the kitchen table every night before going to bed, including asking the president to secretly follow the president's father , to check whether the CEO's father is messing around outside... It can be said that he has made full use of his son's attributes.

The president proudly said: "I found that I can hack into other people's mobile phones through wifi, and temporarily freeze other people's mobile phones, so that I can easily reach the top [-] in seconds."

It's so convenient to be a ghost!The president doesn't even want to live anymore!

The little star squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "...Quick second, let's get down to business after a second."

【58】

A few days before the final battle, the little star ran around to contact the leaders of the various sects in the city, and gathered a large number of martial arts people hidden among the common people, especially the swordsmen and knights in Kunlun Mountain. .

The purpose of the Kunlun Mountain sect is different from that of other martial arts sects. The goals of other martial arts sects are generally to develop their own sects, carry forward their own martial arts, concentrate combat power, and unify the disciples in the sect.However, Kunlun Mountain does not have much control over the doormen, and adopts a free-range model. It only needs to implement the several principles of the door: "Words must be followed, actions must be resolute", "Helping the crisis and rescue the needy, robbing the rich and helping the poor", "Seeing injustice, drawing swords and helping each other" into action , Wherever the disciples like to go, what they like to do, no one cares.

Therefore, disciples from Kunlun Mountain can do any kind of work, but everyone has a hidden "knight-errant" identity and a few hidden control knives. When necessary, they will turn into swordsmen and knights at any time, wielding swords There are no obstacles in the rivers and lakes.

This time, Wan Yao Palace mobilized all capable martial arts professionals in the city. On the night of the final battle, the main headquarters of Wan Yao Palace, Minghuang Entertainment, was crowded with people and heavy traffic...causing a serious traffic jam.

The onlookers who didn't know the truth thought that this group of people who shouted and shouted and most of them held controlled knives came to Minghuang Entertainment to ask for salary...

As the commander-in-chief of this operation, the little star will divide the martial arts people present into several groups, and let them destroy the stronghold of Qingyazi separately. Other martial artists who did not have flying mounts had no choice but to hail taxis on the side of the road. Four people were squeezed together, and due to traffic jams, the forward speed was slow, and the time-distance meter jumped up.

There are also some down-to-earth martial arts people who come here on bicycles and battery cars, taking advantage of the severe traffic jams. They are all riding bicycles and small electric donkeys in the crowded traffic. Shuttle, very eye-catching...

That night, martial arts people rushed to the stronghold one after another and started killing.

【59】

The little star took the president to one of the three main strongholds where Qingyazi might be haunted, and found the owner.

The main stronghold dispatched the most combat power, and Qingyazi's blood formation failed, and he couldn't beat so many people at all, and was chased out of eighteen streets.

"How did you find me!?" Qing Yazi couldn't believe that Lao Chao was taken away suddenly, he felt that he had acted very carefully.

"This is a modern society," Little Star said calmly. "Look at the high-definition cameras. There are everywhere on the street. There is no one that the police can't find."

"You!" Qing Yazi's eyes were about to burst, "The world is over, and you are involved in the government!?"

The little star ignored him.

Qing Yazi was great, but in the end he was outmatched by two fists and four hands. He was beaten all over his head by the group, and he yelled that he wanted to single out the little star.

Xiao Xingxing held her arms in her arms, and refused straight away: "It is impossible to fight one-on-one. It is impossible to fight one-on-one in this life. Only by bullying the few can force you to be beaten to death."

"You don't have the temperament of a positive person at all!" Qing Yazi couldn't help being sad and indignant, "Who is the villain among us!"

"I'm a stranger who controls ghosts. I've been with demons and goblins all year round. It's too polite for you to talk about positive and negative things with me..." Little Star sneered.

Qing Yazi shouted as he fought hard: "Do you know! I watched the stars at night and found that you are actually the reincarnation of Hua Jianyin! In your last life, you died in my hands to save your senior brother! You and your senior brother should have died in my hands!" There is a good marriage, but because of me, Yin and Yang are separated!" Trying to anger the little star.

"Me? Hua Jianyin's reincarnation?" Xiao Xingxing pointed to himself, stunned for a second, then quickly returned to his usual lifeless iceberg face, as if he hadn't been greatly touched.

"Hahahaha!" Qing Yazi laughed wildly, and continued to try to disturb the little star's mind, while secretly preparing hidden weapons, deciding that even if he died here today, he would fade away the flower that ruined his good deeds for two consecutive lives Mie said, "How about it, Hua Jianyin? Do you hate me so much? Come and fight me one-on-one, how about a taste of how it feels to kill an enemy with your own hands? I killed you with my own hands in my previous life, shouldn't it be you who killed me in this life?" me?"

The little star shook his head like a rattle, originally followed the big army to chase down Qingyazi, but after hearing this, he put away his weapons, swiped out of the battle group, stood far away from the center of the struggle, and said: "Since I was killed by you in my previous life If you kill me, then for the rest of my life..."

Qing Yazi: "..."

The little star said rationally: "It must be far away from you..."

Qing Yazi: "???"

The little star said calmly: "Smart people can't trip over a rock twice, I feel like you beat me."

Qing Yazi: "You're so out of character!!! Don't the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes pay attention to a happy enmity and kill enemies with your hands???"

The ghost boss who had stunned a few young people floated towards the little star, and volunteered: "I want to kill my enemy!"

The president recognized Qing Yazi as the mysterious man who tried to smash the window with a sword to break in outside his office, and later ambush him in the men's room when he was unprepared, cast a blood curse on him, and even peed all over his pants!Enmity is very great!

"Don't make trouble," Little Star calmly analyzed, "You were killed by a truck, what does it have to do with Qingyazi?"

President: "Uh...but..."

Little Star: "You should kill the truck driver, the truck driver is your enemy."

President: "..."

But hand-to-hand truck drivers don't sound cool at all!

"I'll leave it to you guys here." The little star saw that Qing Yazi was out of support, and the people on his side could win with their eyes closed, so he dragged the president back a few steps straight away, and walked out of the door, closing the door with his backhand , Pull up the president and run off on a bat.

Qingyazi: "!!!"

you fucking? ? ?

Qing Yazi was besieged and beaten to death, and he didn't touch a hair of the little star from the beginning to the end, which was very blundering.

Why did this person change his temperament after reincarnation! ?Qing Yazi couldn't understand, and died with hatred.

【60】

The little star rode a bat and circled above the stronghold, seeing Qing Yazi's soul floating out through the roof, hurried to catch up, and raised his hand to suck up the yin energy of Qing Yazi's soul.

A soul that has lost the support of Yin Qi cannot continue to exist in the world. Qing Yazi's soul screamed and dispersed in the world.

"This time he is completely out of his wits, and he will never come out to make trouble again." The little star gave the president all the yin energy he robbed from Qing Yazi.

The president gulped down Qing Yazi's yin energy, feeling as if his revenge had been avenged.

Bats hovered and descended, Xiaoxing entered the stronghold, and others had found the eyes of the blood bursts. This kind of paint was extremely stubborn and difficult to clean, so Xiaoxing gave an order, and everyone present had a brush and dipped it in the prepared red paint. Paint, paint Xiaobai madly on the blood formation carefully drawn by Qing Yazi.

The blood array was destroyed by clumsy graffiti, and the light dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally returned to silence.

【61】

After the blood array was destroyed, the mutated blood curse that lost the nourishment of the eyes of the array also naturally decayed. The mysterious plague that swept the whole city disappeared as suddenly as it came, and the patients recovered automatically. Even the pathogens in the petri dishes were also destroyed. died overnight.

A small number of martial arts practitioners who participated in the crusade against Qingyazi that night were arrested on charges of illegal assembly and carrying controlled knives. The members of Shenjimen scattered in the police system ran up and down to clear up relationships, and they were busy.

Being a hero in modern times is not as free and easy as in the novels. Every year, the venue for the martial arts conference is very difficult to approve, and it seems that it will soon be impossible...

Everything was over, and the little star's skills had recovered to [-]%.

As promised before, the little star uses the unique divination technique of Wanyao Palace to calculate the soul that the CEO lacks... The divination of Wanyao Palace is different from that of Xiaoyaoguan. Xiaoyaoguan practiced the orthodox Taoist method , As long as the practice is in place, everything can be counted, but the divination of Wan Yao Palace is aimed at the soul, and it is considered dead or alive.

Thinking that he would be able to fall in love as long as he found the lost one who was in charge of love, the president couldn't help rubbing his little hands excitedly.

Everyone likes to fall in love so much, which shows that falling in love should be very cool.

After the divination was over, Little Star suddenly opened his eyes.

The president asked eagerly, "How is it? Where is it?"

"...in the underworld." Xiao Xingxing recalled the picture that appeared in his mind during the divination, "a place where there are many other flowers blooming."

"Hell?" The CEO was taken aback, "Can I get it back?"

The little star nodded slightly, and said: "I will do what I say, and I will take you to hell."

"Lower Yin" refers to the act of letting the soul leave the body and enter the underworld temporarily. Since the body of the little star was stolen, the original owner of this body - the real little star is living in the bottom of the body at this time. Sleeping in the corner, there are two souls in one body, so when one of the souls goes down, the other soul will wake up from deep sleep.

"So..." Xiao Xingxing ordered the president to tie himself to a chair after preparing everything needed for the genitalia, "After I genitalize, the original owner of this body will wake up and occupy this body again. In order for her not to run around and cause a riot, this body needs to be tied up."

Facing the benefactor who provided him with Yin Qi and incense every day, the CEO didn't dare to be cruel, and tied him very gently.

The little star was impatient: "Tie it tight."

The president murmured in a low voice: "If you press it any further, you will be red."

Little Star: "It's not my body anyway."

"..." The president was unable to refute.

So the little star's body was tied up on the chair. In order to prevent the original owner from yelling after waking up, the president even put tape on the little star's mouth...

Everything was ready, the little star's head tilted, and his soul came out of his body. The real little star's soul woke up from a deep sleep.

The CEO was walking on the road to the underworld, a little worried: "...she woke up and found herself tied up, she would definitely be scared to death, she might think she was kidnapped."

Little Star: "It's okay, didn't you put an Hermes bag on her lap?"

The president was slightly relieved: "Yes, it should be able to distract 90.00% of her attention."

At this moment, the real little star who was tied up in the president's room: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"

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Help, ah, ah, how could I be tied up! ! ! ! ! ! !

...but why is there an Hermès bag on my lap?

It's really scary to be tied up! !

... This is an Hermès bag. It is a style I have never seen before. Is it a new one?

Am I being kidnapped?

... omg, this workmanship, this design, I'm suffocating, why tie me up and put the bag on my lap, so that I can't see it?It's meaningless for me to live if I can't touch this bag. The kidnappers just kill me with a knife.

The real little star completed the transformation from being scared to death to seeing death as home in one minute.

【62】

In the underworld, the souls of the little star and the president walk on Huangquan Road. The two sides of Huangquan Road are full of flowers from the other shore, burning to the sky like a raging fire.

"The hexagram shows that the lost one is buried in the place where the Bana flowers bloom..." The little star and the CEO looked around in bewilderment, looking around, there were Bana flowers everywhere.

"...It's almost like I didn't say anything." The little star's face was as black as carbon.

The president asked without much hope: "Then we can only use carpet search?"

"Dig a little bit?" Little Star thought for a moment, denied the proposal, and said with a dead face, "The total length of Huangquan Road is 49 kilometers, which is longer than the entire length of a marathon, plus the width on both sides..."

The CEO went crazy: "Why is Huangquan Road built so long!?"

The little star speculated: "It may be that the longer the repair, the more funds allocated by the underworld. The group of brats in charge of road repair must try to make the repair as long as possible, so that it will be easier to earn money when it grows."

"...I thought it was because the number seven is relatively mysterious." The president never expected that it would be such a down-to-earth reason, "Then what should we do now?"

The little star analyzed rationally: "What you lack is the soul in charge of love. The lack of this soul will not do much damage to the soul as a whole. Apart from being unable to be tempted, it will only have some impact on the personality, so I think this is very likely not Out of accident or revenge, it was buried by yourself or someone with whom you had emotional entanglements in the previous life. You may know about it... So if you can remember what happened in your previous life, maybe you can greatly improve your life. to narrow the scope of your search."

"Then where can I find the memory of my previous life?" The president asked without hope.

Retrieving past life memories is difficult to do when you hear it!

"Go and see the Sansheng Stone." The little star touched his trouser pocket, took out a stack of Ming coins from it, spat at his fingers, and swiped the money, "The paper money I burned for myself before I went to hell... It’s almost enough, I used to pay 100 yuan to see the Sansheng Stone once, so many years have passed, even if the price has skyrocketed, 2 yuan is enough for two people to see it.”