Black Basket - The World's No. 1 Idiot's Guide to Growing a Man

A place like the chicken coop, even after being cleaned, is still messy, with chicken feces and feathers all over the floor, and the unique smell of poultry in the air, which made the fox move its paws a little anxiously.

The source of this anxiety is not hunger, but hunting instinct.This nature makes him want to jump up, bite the trembling hen in front of him, tear his throat open, and tear off his feathers—but at this moment, he still has that silly golden retriever beside him, if he can’t help but do it for a while , would probably be killed by a golden retriever...or executed by a hunter with a shotgun.

The golden retriever nudged the fox with its nose, licked it affectionately a few times, wagged its tail and rummaged in the chicken coop, and started the daily work.

The fox found that the golden retriever came back with an egg in its mouth.It may be that the strength of the bite is moderate. The Golden Retriever did not bite the egg. On the contrary, the Golden Retriever put the egg in the basket in front of the door. After going back and forth several times, there were seven or eight extra eggs in the basket, which were still warm. hot.

The fox didn't pay much attention, it was scratching at the door, but the fox was not as strong as the golden retriever, and finally pushed the door out of the crack, but the golden retriever bit the back of the neck and carefully put it into the egg basket.

The fox rolled over and stood up, trying to climb out of the basket, but felt light and the ground was shaking. The fox quickly grabbed the edge of the basket to stabilize his figure, glared at the golden retriever angrily, and let out a threatening moan in his throat. Roar - almost!It can escape from this ghost place!

The golden retriever didn't understand why the fox was angry, so he whined twice to please him, but still bit the handle of the basket and refused to let go. With his paw, he opened the door and went back to the hunter's house.

The basket was placed in the corner of the room, the fox jumped out of the basket, walked slowly to the golden retriever's food bowl, and drank a few sips of water.

Seeing the fox taking the initiative to use its food bowl, the golden retriever barked twice happily, and leaned over to put its paws on the fox.

The fox didn't even look at the golden retriever, but flung its big fluffy tail on the golden retriever's nose—get out.

Although the golden retriever is big, its nose is the key point. It was hit on the nose by the big whip-like tail, and it wailed twice, which sounded pitiful.

This trick works for the hunter, every time the golden retriever whines at the hunter twice, and then stares at the hunter with big wet eyes, it always gets a meal - but it doesn't work for the fox.

The fox sat in front of the food bowl and licked his paws, without even looking at the golden retriever beside him.

The golden retriever saw that his trick was not working, so he wanted to come over and put his paws on the fox again.

The fox flicked its tail again and patted the golden retriever. The golden retriever licked its nose aggrievedly and rubbed its head against the fox's back with such force that the fox staggered, but did not refuse.But when the golden retriever was about to put its paws on it again, the fox waved its tail mercilessly again, and slapped the golden retriever on the nose hard - said fuck off!

This time the golden retriever finally understands... the fox dislikes its paws.

Foxes love to be clean, so they have to lick themselves every day, at least once, four or five times at most, how can they bear the golden retriever's paws, stepping on chicken feces and feathers in the dirty chicken coop, and touching themselves.

The golden retriever got up and went out of the house, and rubbed its paws in the snowdrift in front of the house. After the paws were clean and the smell was gone, it rolled a few more times in the snow, and finally covered the whole body Snowflake went back to the hunter's cabin.

The fox watched the snow-covered golden retriever enter the house, and hid in the gap under the hunter's bed with some disgust: it didn't want to continue being played by the golden retriever like a toy.

The golden retriever couldn't find the fox all over the room, and finally found the fox under the bed, but he couldn't get in because he was so big that he lay on the side of the bed, whining anxiously, with his paws sticking into the gap, trying to grab the fox I took it out, but the claws were a bit short, so I couldn't reach the huddled fox.

Seeing that he couldn't reach the fox, the golden retriever turned around in a hurry, and sat beside the bed, humming and begging for mercy, but the fox just wouldn't come out.

After a while, the snow water on the body melted, and the hair of the golden retriever was wet and sticky into strands. It was probably cold. The golden retriever shivered, but he refused to go to the stove to keep warm. He whimpered and stared at the bed under the bed. The fox doesn't let go.

The fox hugged its big fluffy and soft tail, but felt warm and comfortable. Hearing the barking of the golden retriever, he just tilted his head, buried his head in his stomach, and then put his tail on his ears to isolate the golden retriever from the sound. cry.

The golden retriever waited until noon, when the wet hair on his body was dry, the fox slowly crawled out from under the bed.

The golden retriever was so happy that he didn't dare to follow up to annoy the fox, so he pushed the rice bowl to the fox's side in a fawning manner.

The fox ignored the golden retriever's food bowl, walked to the door, and started scratching at the door.

After scratching, you will find that this door is no different from the three-ply wooden door of the chicken coop. I really can't push the solid wood door panel open, so I look at the golden retriever, put its paw on the door frame, and signal the golden retriever to open the door quickly.

The golden retriever was not happy.

What if the door is opened and the fox runs away.

Finally got a daughter-in-law.

- Exactly.

The golden retriever was raised with a fox as his wife.

The golden retriever saw the fox for the first time in spring.

When the owner was looking for prey, it happened to meet the fox.

From a distance, it saw the gray-haired fox, lying lazily among the colorful flowers, with its big fluffy tail, swinging leisurely from side to side, sweeping the falling flowers on the ground into a fan shape, and when the golden fur got closer, the fox He just raised his eyelids and glanced at the golden retriever dog, then shook the fur on his body to shake the falling flowers off his body, and then he walked into the nearby big banyan tree in a leisurely and leisurely manner. In the tree hole.

So the golden retriever fell inexplicably.

Later, when it was hunting, it saw the fox again.

Hiding in the bushes, the gray fur should have been inconspicuous, but the golden retriever saw the fox at a glance, and felt that the daughter-in-law he had identified was petite and cute, and wished he could pounce on it and lick it.

But when the golden retriever killed the prey and tried to chase after it, it was too late. The fox had long since disappeared into the grass, followed the scent and chased it, but it also broke by the river.

The third time, of course, was yesterday's meeting.

The golden retriever, who had smelled the fox for a long time, hid secretly and saw the fox appeared, and then caught it in one fell swoop—the golden retriever finally got his wish and snatched his wife back home.

Although it was brought home, the golden retriever only now discovered that the fox was also a male, but the golden retriever didn't care.

What's wrong with the male, if you do it a few more times, his wife will definitely give him a litter of puppies.

But its fox wife doesn't like to make out with it.

The Golden Retriever thought, it's okay, just keep brewing, take your time, his fox wife will one day be willing to have puppies with him, and have a litter of puppies.

Before giving birth to puppies, the golden retriever felt that he had to be more vigilant in case his daughter-in-law sneaked away. This time she slipped away, and she didn't know when she would be caught again next time.

So when the golden retriever saw the fox scratching the door at this moment, signaling the golden retriever that it wanted to go out, the golden retriever pretended not to see it a little uneasy.

The fox was not happy seeing the golden retriever not moving.

It urgency.

There are certain rules for animals to pee, and urine is also used to mark territory.Basically, peeing on someone else's territory, that's provocation.And the fox didn't want to provoke the golden retriever. After all, there was a difference in size. It was hard to guarantee that the golden retriever would not get angry because of the provocation, and rushed up to bite it to death.

Although he was not happy with the Golden Retriever's inaction, the fox had no other choice. He walked up to the Golden Retriever and scratched the Golden Retriever's back a few times with his paw.

The golden retriever was a little excited to see that the fox was finally willing to talk to him, but he resisted the urge to throw the fox down, put his head in front of the fox, and looked forward to it.

The fox couldn't help but stared at the golden retriever for a long time before sticking out the bright red tip of his tongue and licking the golden retriever's cheek perfunctorily.

The golden retriever was elated by being licked by the fox, and his whole body was hot. He only felt that the black and white world in his eyes had become colorful—even though he didn't know what color was.

It raised its head excitedly and gave a 'owwow', then bit the back of the fox's neck, opened the door with its paws, led the fox into the snow, and then put the fox down.

The fox glanced at it, and ran to the depths of the forest. The golden retriever quickly followed behind the fox, and stayed with him every step of the way.

The fox found a big tree without the smell of golden fur, and dug through the snow under the tree. Only when he saw the black soil did he start to solve his physiological problems.

The golden retriever was staring at the fox by the side, and lowered its head curiously to see the fox's lower body, but was swept on the nose by the fox's tail, and whimpered.

After solving the problem, the fox didn't intend to be taken back to the hunter's hut by the golden retriever immediately. After walking around, he found a group of cicada larvae buried in the ground. Take it back to the hunter's hut.

This time the golden retriever didn't give the fox a chance to escape to the bottom of the bed, so he threw the fox into his den, covered the fox with his body, licked and licked affectionately, and kept screaming up to the sky from time to time, making 'oooooooo' sounds.

The fox's repeated warnings were useless, so he gave the golden retriever a few mouthfuls.But because the fox didn't dare to provoke the golden retriever, the bite was not heavy. In the eyes of the golden retriever, the strength was similar to the feeling of patting the dog's head when the owner was happy.The golden retriever thought it was encouragement, thought that the little daughter-in-law was in his arms, and somewhat softened his attitude towards him, and barked more happily.

The fox was so uncomfortable being quarreled by the golden retriever around him that he buried his head in his tail, but the golden retriever turned it over with his big nose and licked the hair on his stomach affectionately.

The stomach is the weakness of animals. How can a fox endure the golden retriever being treated like this, growling angrily, flicking its tail to slap the golden retriever, and struggling constantly, but it is firmly held down by the dog's paws, unable to move at all .

After a long while, the golden retriever let go of the fox. Naturally, he was bitten a few times by the fox, and then slapped his nose severely with his tail.

But the golden retriever didn't care, and still foolishly leaned over, begging to be petted, and then provoked another burst of bites from the fox.

When the hunter came back in the afternoon, he saw his own silly golden retriever, whose hair was tangled and bald after being scratched by the fox.

But seeing the golden retriever come to the fox for scratching after a while, the hunter can only sigh that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, and went to cook.