I fish my brother in the river every day

After Li Xu hung up the phone, she saw that her brother was in good spirits and had no retaliatory suicidal tendencies for the time being.

So he took the half-eaten canned crab meat and prepared to leave.

"Did you forget something?"

Dazai casually called people to stop.

Li Xu thought about a series of events that might happen in the near future.

So come to the conclusion:

"Are you referring to the fact that today is your birthday two months from now?"

The bar was instantly quiet.

Only Lixu went on to add:

"I thought you didn't care about these, so I didn't expect to celebrate your birthday two months in advance."

Her tone is pretending to be heavy:

"I'm superficial, I've never seen such a scene."

"..."

Ango felt complicated.

Odasaku said to Dazai with a normal expression:

"Dazai, happy birthday in two months."

"..."

Dazai was born for the first time——

Thoughts of trying to escape this bar.

Before he was caught off guard, Li Xu ran to Hunter World with the visa on his shoulders.

The system, which was also caught off guard, hesitated:

【You are? 】

Ritsu is very calm:

"If he stays there, he will let people use [the theory of degeneration] to probe my memory."

Items such as mobile phones can also be stored in the system backpack.

But not clothes.

[So you chose a round chair farthest from them as soon as you landed]

Rio sipped her cappuccino.

"Otherwise my brother will learn from other people's reports—"

"In a city full of codes, I talked to Mr. Yungu, who always forgot to tidy his shirt, about the ability to read, a trivial matter that will definitely make the mission fail."

【…】

"As for now—"

Ryu chuckled lightly.

Someone definitely doesn't want to see her anytime soon.

【…】

As expected of you.

When Li Xu returned to the Sky Arena, Yun Gu had just taken out the whiteboard and markers for teaching.

He paused when he saw the person:

"It's coming back quickly."

Ritsu looked calm:

"because--"

"Three sentences made my brother blackmail me for two months."

Yun Gu: ...

If it wasn't for Ji Hee's normal behavior, he would really suspect that he couldn't keep up with the times.

Yun Gu was silent for a few seconds, and then said:

"Having practiced for nearly four months, have you gained anything?"

Li Xu took out a stack of redemption coupons written with [one more box] in the supermarket downstairs, and sighed:

"I have gained a lot."

Yun Gu:? ? ?

"But what Mr. Yun Gu wants to ask is the ability to read."

Li Xu put the prize redemption ticket on the table, and said leisurely:

"I can transfer more things now."

In the past, we could only choose between people and things.

But when she used [Space Jump] again after two months, she was able to transfer two people and ten boxes of light salt water.

"The reading and cooling time of the ability has been shortened."

Yun Gu smiled and said:

"Because you didn't ignore the basic practice."

"But there is still room for improvement in the ability to read."

He tore off a page and poured his thoughts on it.

"It is not difficult for you to calculate where this piece of paper will fall."

The pages of the book poured with thought power were shot out at an extremely fast speed.

But it disappeared out of nowhere in mid-air and fell into the hands of Li Xu.

Once the item is thrown, the landing point is fixed.

But people are flexible.

Yun Gu looked serious, and said slowly:

"Before you act with sufficient certainty, even a one-second interval is fatal."

"How to perfect the mind ability, you need to explore it yourself in actual combat."

Li Xu looked at him: "Thank you for your guidance."

"However, this book belongs to Zhixi."

Is it really okay to tear it up casually?

Yun Gu's hand holding the book froze, and behind him was Zhixi, who was shedding lasagna tears.

"Acting Master, this is not the first time you have torn up a book during your explanation."

"..."

After leaving the Sky Arena, Riu returns to the original Marvel Tour adventure.

Through the red dot map, several dragons were also found.

But she was passed by her because her appearance did not conform to Li Xu's aesthetics.

【What kind of dragon do you want? 】

After thinking about it, Li Xu said: "A pure white dragon with beautiful lines, it would be even better if it had wings."

Emphasis on:

"And it doesn't suddenly turn into a human."

The last time she saw a clean and petite white dragon among a bunch of giant dragons.

After finding the love dragon in his dream, Li Xu immediately chose to kidnap instead of buying.

Through persistent desensitization therapy, Bailong was successfully made to give up struggling.

As a result, within two days, it was a dark and windy night.

Her dragons shed their fur and became naked humanoids.

The reason at that time: ? ? ?

The smile disappeared on the spot.

She opened the red-dotted map with a blank face, and confirmed that it was Longji.

However, there are human forms.

"Is this a scam?!"

From that day on, the custom note on the red dot map was changed from [White Dragon] to——

【White Dragon Who Will Not Become Human】

However, the two-month journey was not full of grass.

Riu meets a one-star gourmet hunter.

The food was so delicious that when the other party invited her to become a food hunter, Rio was shaken for a moment.

"Still not."

She prefers to eat other people's cooking than to do it herself.

Men Qi glanced at her and said dissatisfiedly:

"Obviously you can research delicious dishes by yourself, but you always miss me."

Li Xu stared at the unique crab in the hunter's world in the pot, and said in a relaxed tone:

"I'll help you find the ingredients, and you study the food."

"Isn't that what we said at the beginning?"

Men Qi added a few drops of magic seasoning to the pot to enhance the freshness, and she didn't object:

"Your ability to find unknown ingredients is very convenient."

The crab being boiled was caught by this man from the sea.

Smelling the umami of the dashi soup, Rio propped her chin and said happily:

"My defrauded heart has been healed."

【…】

She just picked up a crab leg and put it in her bowl.

The next second—

[Trigger an urgent task, please deal with it as soon as possible]

Rio:? ? ?

"Is this reasonable?"

According to normal estimates, her brother should not want to see her in the past few months.

Men Qi noticed that she had stopped, and asked casually:

"What's the matter, don't you have no taboos?"

Hearing this, Li Xu took a bite of the crab meat and said calmly:

"I need to think about it, which link has a problem?"

Men Qi: "..."

Yokohama, Japan.

Rio teleports to the scene of a mafia fight with her bowl.

As soon as it landed, the cloth-like broad blade pierced towards the throat.

Li Xu calmly took out a chopstick, pointed at the other party and said:

"Remove your coat."

Akutagawa's coat disappeared out of thin air, and then fell right in front of Dazai.

All quiet.

"What are you doing standing still?"

Dazai's tone couldn't hear the emotion:

"If you don't pick up your clothes, do you want me to send them to you?"

Akutagawa narrowed his eyes slightly, and picked up his coat without saying a word.

Dazai glanced at Rio who seemed to be eating crabs, and said coolly:

"I didn't go to work for a day, and I beat my teammates as soon as I came back."

Riku raised his eyelids and said casually:

"I'm acting in self-defense."

Stand there still, not to be stabbed into a sieve?

After Akutagawa got back his equipment, he attracted most of the opponent's firepower.

In the hail of bullets, the two began to chat.

Dazai: "What's in your bowl?"

Rio: "Crab leg meat."

Dazai: "Alaskan king crabs don't even have that much meat in their legs."

Li Xu said without changing his face:

"This is a crab leg platter, which is to combine several king crab legs into one, so it is [king crab plus]."

"..."

Dazai smiled, "Which restaurant has this kind of loss-making set meal?"

Li Xu took it for granted: "Of course it is a self-sufficient buffet."

Buffet, refers to the crabs caught by oneself.

【New Concept Buffet】

Li Xu lazily said:

"Brother, I suggested you swim to the Hokkaido fishing ground earlier."

"The restaurant will cut corners, but the ingredients they find themselves will not."

Dazai paused: "Crabs in Hokkaido fishing grounds will grow like this?"

Relying on him, it is impossible for Lixu to go to the Hokkaido fishing ground to count crabs one by one without any psychological pressure:

"I didn't know it until I tried it, but it turns out—"

She sandwiched a piece of crab meat and sighed:

"It's a gift from nature."

It is actually a gift from the different world and the red dot map.

"..."

Dazai lowered his eyes, his tone was loose:

"Is a diamond that cannot be identified a gift of nature?"

As soon as this remark came out, he logically said to the system:

"Here comes the cunning Russian with his commission."

[Reward commission? 】

"Basically, he should be entrusting the port mafia to find a seller."

[Didn't you use the Tokyo public network at the time? 】

How did you find Yokohama?

Logic accepts well:

"There are only three or four strange cities in Japan, and I think it's safest to check them all."

[What if you are really found out? 】

"Then thank the kind Russians for providing me with sufficient reasons to defect."

【? ? ? 】

Did you just say cunning Russians? !

Li Xu chatted with the system without delaying her on-line operation to reply to her brother.

"The inability to identify is a technical problem. What does it have to do with diamonds?"

"..."

Eat melon subordinate: It makes sense.

After the mafia fight ended, Dazai grabbed someone by the collar and threw him into the black car.

The man in black wearing sunglasses sat in the driver's seat and pretended he couldn't hear anything.

Dazai held the head of the fluffy kitten.

"What do you want to say?"

Li Xu's tone was calm: "You are still on mission at one o'clock in the morning, you work so hard, I will cry to death."

driver:"……"

Dazai didn't let go of his hand, he said slowly:

"I really don't live as comfortably as you. There are fresh king crabs as a supper at one o'clock in the morning."

This is testing jet lag.

Riku didn't follow his words.

"Don't always compare with me, you have to compare with your contemporaries, Mr. Ye."

She justly said:

"When people are working overtime on a dark day, you are still drinking at the bar."

【…】

If you don't miss a day's shift, Mori Ogai will praise [the character of the worker].

Dazai lowered his head, pinching the cat's neck more forcefully.

"The mission that day was to test you."

Mr. Sen intentionally chose a very difficult doll job.

"Chuya is actually only in charge of invigilating the exam."

But because the candidates were absent from the exam, the invigilator could only complete this tricky task by himself.

"It wasn't until one o'clock in the morning that the enemy was completely wiped out."

"A dark day at one o'clock in the morning—"

Dazai smiled lightly:

"I guess I'm cooking soba noodles for some cats in the rented kitchen."

The lights inside the car were dim.

The kitten's hair has grown a bit longer, with a light halo at the tip.

The black eyelashes drooped down, forming a very deceptive appearance of a well-behaved cat.

"Isn't this a coincidence?"

"The birthday cake I ordered for you was delivered at this time."

Rio opened his palm, and a small chocolate cake suddenly appeared.

Dazai's hand was still there, so she couldn't see the expression on his face.

Only her brother's drawling voice could be heard.

"Such a small portion is called a birthday cake?"

Li Xu: "I just ate crab legs, and eating a big cake is hard to digest."

"..."

Dazai realized something was wrong.

She handed him the two candles stuck on them:

"For you, brother."

Then he took out his fork and prepared to eat.

"..."

Dazai stared at her and the chocolate cake in her hand for several seconds, and twitched the corners of his lips.

"Give me the cake."

"But brother—"

Li Xu looks natural:

"Dogs can't eat chocolate."

Dazai:? ? ?