I fish my brother in the river every day

Go back in time two months.

Yun Gu tied the oath rope around the little finger of Lixu's left hand.

"For the next two months, the use of telekinetic abilities is prohibited."

Rio looked at the pattern on the rope, and matched it with the information given by the system.

"If I use my telekinetic ability, it will be broken."

Yun Gu nodded: "Yes, so we must abide by the agreement."

He pushed down his glasses and spoke slowly:

"You rely too much on your ability to read."

If this continues, there will be no obvious improvement.

But thankfully -

She has a solid grasp of the theory of telekinetic ability, developed the telekinetic skills she is good at, and did not waste her aptitude.

"I see."

Li Xu looked at Yun Gu:

"Is it just training physical fitness for these two months?"

Yun Gu's glasses reflected light slightly, and said with a smile:

"Yes, let's do three hundred push-ups first."

Rio: "..."

Sure enough, he was an apprentice taught by Bi Siji.

By the end of the two months, Rio was able to do hundreds of push-ups without stress.

"It's outrageous, this is not the physical strength that a normal primary school student should have."

When she was kidnapped by Bi Siji to mine the mines, she was complained many times that she was not as physically fit as a high school student.

Now she can completely become a school bully in high school with physical skills alone.

Yun Gu handed her a bottle of water, and said leisurely:

"It seems that it can be more difficult."

After receiving the mineral water, Rio asked curiously:

"Mr. Yun Gu, have you been trained badly by Bi Siji before?"

Otherwise, how could it be so accurate to grasp the psychology of students wanting to rest?

Yun Gu: "..."

Rixu sat on the sofa and rubbed his slightly sore arms, reminding him:

"Your shirt corners are showing again."

When Yun Gu lowered his head and tidied up his clothes, Li Xu wrote lightly:

"You forget more than three times a day, do you really not consider a sweater instead of a shirt?"

Yun Gu: "..."

He finally knew why Bi Siji suggested buying antihypertensive drugs in advance.

Yun Gu opened the door and asked someone who was leisurely leaning on the sofa to go to the supermarket to carry ten boxes of light salt water and come back.

Li Xu: "No, the donkeys in the production team don't rush like that."

"..."

Zhixi's breath was stagnant, and she dragged the person away before the double punishment was broadcast.

While waiting for the elevator after buying the light salt water, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Although the acting master is usually kind, he can be quite scary when he gets angry."

Rio: "Will he inject neurotoxin into my water glass?"

Zhixi:? ? ?

Li Xu: "Or sneak into the room in the middle of the night to carry out an assassination."

Zhixi: "...No life is in danger, just being scolded."

But the volume will be so loud that even amplifiers can't match it.

Hearing this, Li Xu sighed:

"Mr. Yun Gu is indeed a gentle person."

Zhixi: "..."

I always feel that the process is a bit wrong, but the result is unexpectedly correct.

When the elevator was about to arrive, Risu turned around abruptly, with a somewhat sloppy look on his face.

For a moment, Zhixi suddenly remembered the Rio he saw when he opened the door for the first time.

Dangerous and inaccessible.

He followed the steps and subconsciously asked:

"what happened?"

The other party raised his eyes and said casually:

"Go up the stairs."

Zhixi followed her gaze to the screen in the corridor.

It was the broadcast of the match between Hisoka and Huashi Douro.

The game just ended and Hisoka won.

Instead of killing his opponent, he gently stroked the playing cards in his hand with his fingertips, and the corners of his lips were still curled up when he left.

"Anyone who meets him will be killed."

Li Xu clicked on the red dotted map and walked back.

Hisoka's fighting intent was completely provoked, he suppressed his killing intent once, and there will never be a second time in a short time.

Walking out of the competition stage, Hisoka's murderous aura was so strong that the ants passing by would scream and run away.

He closed his eyes, smelling the blood stained on the playing cards, and the corners of his lips curled up again.

"It's not time to pick it up yet."

As soon as the elevator door opened, the sharp poker cards randomly harvested a few unlucky players.

Hisoka did not distinguish between targets as usual, but directly attacked indiscriminately.

Li Xu in the corridor looked at the red dot that moved as fast as a strange species, and his expression restrained.

Hisoka if he used the [circle] then they would be as bright as two giant light bulbs.

Should I bet Hisoka not to use [Circle], or to use [Space Leap] now.

Riu chose the latter without hesitation.

The cord of the oath was broken.

Li Xu moved back to the room with Zhixi and the ten boxes of light salt water.

"That's how it is."

Li Xu hung up the phone and explained the situation to Yun Gu.

"very scary."

After Zhixi recovered her breathing, she said seriously:

"Under that kind of murderous aura, my legs are weakening."

"After the game, Hisoka may also return to the 200th floor."

Yun Gu looked at Li Xu:

"How did you know that he would take the elevator down to the first floor?"

Because of the red dot map.

Li Xu opened his mouth frankly:

"Because I have a special abnormal radar, as long as he is nearby, I can perceive it."

"..."

Yun Gu retracted his gaze:

"If it's judged by [circle], I won't blame you."

After all, in such an emergency, life is of course more important than an oath.

Zhixi silently raised her hand:

"Deputy master, the rope on Risu's hand was still alive when we were waiting for the elevator."

Yungu:? ? ?

So is there really such a thing as a perverted radar? !

Before he could tell the truth from the fake, Li Xu asked him for leave with a calm expression.

"Mr. Yungu, I have some things to deal with, and I would like to ask for a period of leave."

"How long?"

"If it is fast, it will take a minute, but if it is slow, it will take several months."

"...The time span is so long, what did you do?"

Li Xu casually said:

"This is more complicated to say, and you may not understand it."

Yun Gu: "Say the key points."

Li Xu: "Someone summoned me to go back by committing suicide, and there may be continuous suicides in the future. It may be a bit unbearable to frequently jump my wallet (visa) repeatedly."

Yun Gu: "..."

【I really don’t understand it at all】

Lupine Bar.

When Rio arrived, he greeted Dazai very naturally:

"I haven't seen you for four months, and you have more bandages on your body."

Just when Ango thought she was going to express concern, Risu continued:

"Is it because the pharmacy's medical bandages are on sale recently?"

Ango:? ? ?

Dazai stared blankly, and said lightly:

"The number of sales promotions in pharmacies is not as high as the number of times you meet perverts."

Riu found a round chair and sat down.

"Actually, it's okay. You'll get used to it when you see it a lot."

When a person is too perverted, he can drive out other perverts.

For example, near the Sky Arena, most of the time you only need to pay attention to Hisoka's movements.

As long as you avoid him, you can avoid 90.00% of dangerous people.

The bar is quiet for a few seconds.

Dazai scanned the person from top to bottom, the way a printer scans documents.

For the convenience of training, Li Xu wore all kinds of short-sleeved clothes during this time.

The arm was illuminated by the lamp, and the blood vessels were clearly visible.

In addition, there is a layer of thin muscles that can be seen on the arms.

In a short period of time, it evolved into a kitten that can beat people to death with one punch.

"Did you go to private training for four months?"

Li Xu supported his side face with one hand, and lazily said:

"Do I look like someone with that much money?"

Then open your mouth and say:

"I have to move [-] boxes of fresh salt water every day to make a living."

While talking, she took away an unopened can of crab meat under the nose of her brother.

"It's all because the port mafia doesn't have unemployment insurance, so I'm just going out to make some extra money."

【Your boss Zhongyuan Zhongye will really hit someone after hearing this sentence】

Li Xu: "It doesn't matter if you don't pay money."

【…】

Rio: "And you see, Mr. Chuya will never appear in the bar where my brother often comes."

Not afraid at all.

This principle is like the Sky Arena where Hisoka appeared without the Phantom Brigade.

【…】

A logical closed loop was formed strangely? !

So Li Xu ordered the bartender with a normal expression:

"Hi, please serve me a cappuccino."

"..."

Dazai's voice didn't fluctuate: "Don't pay attention to her."

Ango who watched the whole process: "..."

Although it was expected, this way of getting along is really not quite right.

He had only met Risu once, with cardboard boxes and hypnotic spray in between.

This is the real sense of seeing a real person who can speak.

Well, it turns out that he is really not very good at talking.

Dazai said in a light tone:

"It's really wonderful to be able to get out of the pervert every time you encounter a pervert. You have been wronged by ordinary positions. You should be airborne as a cadre."

Ango: Absolutely yin and yang...

Reasonably said:

"Fortunately, the person I met today is barely an acquaintance. I have a three-dimensional defense mechanism against him."

Odasaku: "It's amazing."

Ango: "..."

Why are you so proficient in this kind of thing?

Dazai lowered his eyes, the iris-colored pupils looked very shallow in the dim light.

He seems to have no way:

"I took in a subordinate some time ago."

Li Xu snorted, "And then?"

"His sister also worked in the port mafia."

Dazai's ending voice was clear, and he sounded in a good mood.

"So cute and obedient, really super cute."

Li Xu said with great interest:

"A pair of brothers I met a while ago are also very interesting."

"My brother assassinated me three times for my younger brother."

Her tone was brisk, as if she had said a joke casually.

"What a touching brotherhood."

After thinking about it, Oda said: "Three times? It's so persistent."

An Wu's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly, and he couldn't help asking:

"Is he still chasing you now?"

"After my persuasion, he gave up the uneconomical idea of ​​killing me."

"Before he left, he said something like [his brother and I will never be friends]."

Ryu chuckled lightly:

"I don't even think about it, who wants to be friends with a chicken and a cat?"

【? ? ? 】

Why do you chicken break the cat and say that other kittens are chicken break the cat? !

Ango chose to drink because the slots were too dense.

hunter world.

Qi Ya had just finished the task, and suddenly felt a chill while walking on the road, and immediately frowned.

The alley was dimly lit, and a football rolled to his feet.

Qi Ya paused.

A boy ran up to pick it up and smiled at him.

But when he saw his blood dripping hand, his expression changed, and he walked away with his companion immediately.

Qi Ya pursed his lips, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and found out the phone number of the person he hated the most.

No idea, just want to insult people.

Lupine Bar.

Rio took out the phone with the anti-peeping film on it.

Seeing that it was Qi Ya, he paused for two seconds.

"what's the situation?"

Call as soon as you finish speaking.

She flatly refused.

Dazai's tone was light:

"Why don't you answer?"

Li Xu: "It must be a typo."

The next second, the phone rang again.

Rio: "..."

I suddenly recalled the insane behavior of someone changing 27 phone cards.

She pressed connect.

The voice on the other side was extremely cold:

"I said, if you don't answer the phone, I will kill you."

Qi Ya's voice was not too loud, and Rio didn't turn on the speakerphone.

However, the bar was very quiet, and the voice came out clearly from the earpiece.

Ango: "..."

Listening to the voice is not very old, there are too many children who are gangsters now.

If a normal child receives a threatening phone call from his peers, he should file a complaint with his parents, but——

He shifted his gaze to a certain child who was good at treating hypotension at the scene.

The other party lived up to expectations and said:

"I'm sorry, I don't have any intention of entering the escort chat industry at the moment, I suggest you find a professional to match up."

Immediately hang up the phone to blackout and shut down the one-stop service.

This level of proficiency is by no means something that can be achieved once or twice.

An Wu coughed lightly:

"Who was that just now?"

Li Xu put the phone back in his pocket, calmly:

"It's the chicken breaking the cat I mentioned earlier."

Ango: ...