Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

By virtue of his proficient acting skills and the real body of Bianhua Lily, Xijing 23 got the title of Avenger Reserve as he wished, and stayed in Clint's farm.

When the night gradually fell, the gentle warm yellow light filled every corner of the wooden house. The tired Laura kissed her husband's stubbled chin. Before pulling down the night light, she wore a soft nightdress and walked lightly. She walked to the bedroom window and said with a gentle smile, "Good night, my cute little potted plant."

On the window sill in front of the brown-haired woman was a rather delicate white porcelain flower pot. Several fresh white lilies exuded a faint fragrance, and in the center of the lilies was surrounded by an extremely gorgeous and bright flower, which seemed to be radiating all the time. The other shore flowers shimmering red.

As soon as Laura finished speaking, the gathered petals of the ruby-carved Bana flower suddenly stretched out slowly, and then suddenly shattered into countless scarlet shimmers. When it condensed into shape again, Dongfang in the elegant red kimono The woman appeared in front of the surprised Laura holding an old metal lantern.

Her expression looked gentle and helpless: "It's past ten o'clock in the evening...Master, pregnant women should not stay up late."

"That's right dear, Potted Plant is right, for our next little George, I have to urge you to go to bed."

Clint had already got out of bed, put a soft house coat on Laura, then gently put his arms around his wife's shoulders, and said helplessly: "Honey, you are almost fascinated by her."

And Laura stretched out her hand with great interest to pinch the red petals of the throne-like Bana flower behind 23, and stroked her lover's short hair like a dog, and comforted her: "Don't worry, Clint, I It's just that I was too excited and surprised, so I couldn't sleep a little... After all, it is difficult for normal human beings to experience such miraculous things, even if my husband is an Avenger."

"Well, dear, I have to admit it."

Clint turned his head to look at 23, his strange gaze was a little shocked, and he said awkwardly: "Sorry, I never thought that you could really become a flower of the other side... If you still want to be in the farm in the future Stay here, and I can cultivate a small flower field just for you."

23 didn't speak, she took a deep breath for a second, and then showed a tired smile with difficulty, accepting it as her acquiescence.

In fact, it was all because of the script she wrote herself crying and finishing it. Therefore, when faced with Clint's explanation of "not enough room" after dinner, 23 had to ask Blake, who had a face of "you have to suffer it yourself", to help. I planted a red and green potted plant myself.

To be honest, 23 has never been so stupid in his life.

In order to divert the terrible topic that Clint provoked, the self-inflicted Ouhuang pulled the corner of his lower lip, and pointed his fingertips suggestively at the "identity" he recognized in front of Laura and the Avengers. The next moment, the slender And the soft crimson petals seemed to have self-awareness, they gently gathered and rubbed against Laura's palm.

The soft-touch and gorgeously colored petals can conquer any human woman with normal aesthetics, so in less than three seconds, Laura's dark brown eyes were full of surprise and love.

And Clint stared at his wife's palm, and asked casually: "I heard you describe ghosts as hideous...but your real body and human form are so beautiful that I don't think it's real."

"From the perspective of human aesthetics, the appearance of ghosts is indeed beautiful, but this is nothing unusual."

The glamorous demon withdrew his soft and white palm, let the classically shaped and intricately carved lantern float by his side, and slowly added: "Except for the low-level little monsters like lamp ghosts with red tongues, the appearance of big monsters They all look the same, handsome or glamorous, the stronger they are, the more they can attract prey... What is hideous is the greedy nature and terrifying look that the demons cannot get rid of, because they are still not human beings."

The system looked sullen, and said coldly: "Comrade 23, there is probably no second host in the Quanchuan Management Bureau who can understand the negative effects of shikigami better than you, but I don't recommend you to express your thoughts directly, after all, you The video of the mission has to be reviewed and made public, which may indirectly hinder the task force's recruitment work in the next quarter."

Thinking of the new recruiting work for the next quarter and the empty registration form now, team leader 23 rubbed his brows with a headache, and didn't even have the heart to respond to the faint temptation in Clint's words.

The recruiting work of the task force could drive any normal person crazy, so 23 simply replied to Black that he received it, and then quietly changed the topic to the troubles of the Avengers.

After chatting for a few minutes, Laura yawned wearily, and 23 didn't dare to continue the conversation with Agent Clint, and just wanted to end the conversation, so she gently took Laura's somewhat cold palm, and in the light that was not bright enough His Majesty personally sent her back to the soft bed, and after saying good night, he closed the bedroom door with clogs.

Three minutes later, 3, who yawned for the sixth time, stared expressionlessly at the green potted plant in front of him.

23, who was about to finish the script he wrote while crying, stood on the surface of the flower pot and was frozen for 10 minutes. He couldn't convince himself to continue making a red and green potted plant, so he turned to the system and said, "Scan Natasha Ms. Romanov's room, I can sleep on the sofa."

The system quickly scanned the personnel distribution, and then commanded concisely: "Comrade 23, since you are currently single, I don't recommend you to eat the superhero dog food of Black Widow and Hulk, so turn left ahead, Steel Hero and Captain America are arguing about creating Ultron, and depending on the situation they might stay up all night over it, maybe we can go and borrow a bed."

"Borrow a bed? Maybe Captain America's favorability is enough to trust me to be in the same room with him, but I don't intend to add more pressure to Tony Stark's already sensitive and tense nerves."

23 raised her eyebrows in disbelief, she walked lightly past the door of George and Luna, turned to the guest room on the right, and said firmly, "Do you want me to interrupt their quarrel by the way?"

The system said blankly: "I have studied mission movies, Comrade 23, in order to ensure your SS-level mission completion, and complete the Jarvis side mission without exposing the high-level AI—that is, in my case, They have to communicate."

When it comes to mission completion, even 23 couldn't help but frown: "I didn't intend to insert it into the internal events of the Avengers, but if you want to complete the side mission to save the AI, you must restore the data and Upgrade, my current status really can't explain your existence to the Avengers...I'll think about it."

She has always been very aware of her own ideological realm. Maybe superheroes will also have failures and disputes with different opinions, but they will eventually work together to get out of the misunderstanding. He didn't know anything about the problems between them, so before the system opened his mouth, 23 didn't have the slightest idea of ​​resolving or reconciling.

In fact, not only Iron Man and Captain America, but also Black Widow and Hulk, 23 doesn't understand their pain, and there is no solution. side quests.

The system was silent for a while, and explained: "If it was another world, I wouldn't make a decision for you on my own, but this time the mission teammates are superheroes, they are much stronger than you imagined, whether it is physical , will, heart or wisdom.”

23 is not good at getting along with others, and also lacks the softness and delicacy that a young and beautiful girl would have, otherwise she would not have been assigned to the simple and rough death squad after the intention assessment, so after listening to the system's explanation, she just rubbed it clearly Between eyebrows: "Can I borrow a bed in the past to stop them from continuing to quarrel? Blake, you know that I don't have the aura of Mary Sue from the strategy group next door."

The system said sternly: "It's not impossible. After all, my data base tells me that at least 80.00% of the human beings in the main world are unwilling to quarrel with their peers in front of strangers, and prefer to resolve it internally, but—— "

"That's right, Blake, so I like the data age and its analysis of the best solution, but—"

Before the system finished reading the summary, it found that its host raised a white fingertip to his lips to signal it to mute, and she listened for a while, and suddenly a smile appeared on her beautiful face: " Are you sure they're arguing?"

Through a thin wooden door, the system heard Steve's suppressed anger voice: "Tony, if no one told you not to cover up your guilt and pain with Iron Man's superior and indifferent attitude when admitting mistakes, then It's up to me to tell you, you're just Iron Man, but you're not a precision instrument made of steel, just like Captain America makes mistakes, so will you!"

Then there was the mocking tone of the mustache rich man: "The moral benchmark of the United States, the model of justice, our Captain America also makes mistakes?"

Steve's tone was still a little harsh, but unexpectedly he was not irritated by Tony. He admitted simply and straightforwardly: "Of course, the captain of the United States is just an ordinary person, and of course I make mistakes, but That doesn't mean I'm afraid to admit my mistakes and be ashamed of them, and neither are you, Tony."

The momentum of the mustache rich man suddenly weakened, he said something in a low voice, but the system couldn't hear it clearly, but in the next second, it heard Steve's gentle but firm voice.

"Also, of course I am willing to have a good talk with you, but this will be based on the fact that you have enough sleep and no dark circles under your eyes, so I am not perfunctory when I say sleep, but as your teammate and elder, I must replace Howard to you Make adjustments to your daily routine!"

Blake: "...oh."

Its rare and malicious host blinked narrowly: "What did you just say, but, but what?"

The system continued to read indifferently: "However, if the quarreling parties are spouses, they may stop arguing, but at the same time, there is a 90.00% chance that they will join hands to deal with you."

23 Recalling the wife-protecting madman Captain America in the parallel world of 3490 Female Iron Man, I fell into deep thought again.

She stood outside the door for a while, but Tony and Steve inside the door didn't notice it. In fact, to a certain extent, there is no difference between the other shore flower and the plant, and who would notice that there are suddenly more flowers at the door? A plant or a potted plant?

Until Steve inside the door let out a panicked Tony, 23 frowned, and immediately reached out to push the door, but the system with vision sharing turned on and stopped her with a strange expression.

After 3 minutes, the system said: "Comrade 23, you don't have to go there now. Iron Man's PTSD has not recovered suddenly, so Captain America has given up the argument. He just helped his teammate to bed 3 minutes ago, and now they have started talking to each other." Sorry."

23 The veins on the forehead twitched: "..."

She silently planted herself back in the pot and continued to use it as a potted plant.