Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Aren't you a potted plant in our house?Why is it that when I look at my wife one by one, it seems that I am looking at some fertilizer for growing flowers?

Hawkeye couldn't help recalling the few small losses he had suffered at Kuaiyin's hands a few days ago, and he couldn't help but said a little depressed: "Although I don't have the superpowers that Sol or the doctor have, but I look really good. Is it that weak?"

This glamorous and arrogant banshee, her words are almost telling Clint directly: Zhan Wushuang Avenger, you are the husband of the master, so I can't put you in danger or die too fast, otherwise she will sad.

"Weak? No, in the world of ghosts, even the lowest lantern ghosts know that true strength never lies in strength, but in spirit."

Bonsai unexpectedly refuted his occasional self-mockery, and gave an example: "In the world of monsters, there is a plant fairy called Yingcao. This kind of beautiful little monster is born with strong power to fight against big monsters, but it doesn't have strong belief and The grass of will, even Jue, who is also a little monster, can bully her."

The system is silent on the sidelines, almost fully aware of the 23 new routines dedicated to opening the team mode. Its host uses Laura as an excuse to ask to follow the Avengers in the Battle of Sokovia. It will never allow it until the favorability reaches the standard. She left a negative impression of arrogance and rudeness on her new teammates, not to mention that she really would not think so, because as a superhero, whether it is the Avenger Hawkeye or Agent Clint are characters worthy of her respect and admiration.

So Clint was surprised to find that this arrogant and indifferent big monster was quite serious about this topic of relieving the atmosphere. She explained somewhat seriously: "I may not know you well enough, but a superhero can be a superhero. It's never because they have super powers, it's because of what he does with those powers... I've heard a bit about Iron Man, Tony Stark will never be Iron Man because of that suit of armor, but his heart .”

"...I'm now beginning to believe we're going to have new helpers."

Natasha raised her eyebrows unexpectedly, she brushed her curly red hair beside her ears thoughtfully, and said to Dr. Banner who was downcast: "Look, Bruce, the second special person who has the same views as you Capable ones, maybe you can discuss a new guide for fueling Tony Stark's egotistical machine."

Dr. Banner, who was worrying about the Hulk, smiled heartily.

"...actually it's because of my genius brain and my billionaire fortune."

Tony, who was named, coughed uncomfortably. He obviously didn't expect to hear such straightforward praise, especially when he saw his teammates who were depressed and even conflicted began to nod and smile in agreement. There was a little embarrassment in the big caramel-colored eyes of the bearded rich man.

Clint showed a black face with a question mark, and said sadly but firmly: "Wait a minute, this is a potted plant in our house, and the topic 3 minutes ago was still praising me? Why did you suddenly turn to the iron pot? ?”

In view of the fact that he received a gentle kiss on the cheek from Laura after he finished speaking, everyone tacitly ignored the speech full of grief and indignation.

And Tony loosened the tight neckline of his shirt, and changed the subject without changing his expression: "Ma'am, I'm sure you've got Mrs. Laura's favorability to full marks. You are indeed beautiful and charming, but it doesn't do me any favors." A little bit of influence... Let's continue the topic just now, such as regulation, do you agree with this?"

"Why don't you agree? There is a saying among human beings that people who are not of our own race must have a different heart, and to a certain extent, I can understand this. After all, not everyone can accept the existence of ghosts and their hideous forms."

Of course, 23 knew that Tony would have doubts about this, otherwise they would not have disputes over the subsequent superhero registration bill, but 23, a good civil servant with a heart to the country, did not have any opinion on this. In fact, due to time constraints , her proposed regulatory conditions are even harsher.

"As we all know, Tony Stark is a technological genius, so a remote control collar for super criminals should not be a problem for you."

Relying on Bianhua's physical fitness and superhero's moral code, 23 calmly said: "Pharmaceutical injection or micro bomb/bomb, as long as you can ensure that the remote control is in the hands of the Avengers, I can accept it."

Facing Bianhua's beautiful face and sexy body, even at this moment of negotiation and confrontation, Tony couldn't help showing a broken expression of "are you blind or me blind", he couldn't look directly and wiped his face , turned her head in disbelief and repeated word by word: "What did she say? The hideous shape, God, did I misunderstand the word hideous? This sentence can kill 90.00% of five Victoria's Secret models." and Playboy Cover Girl."

There was also a little self-doubt in Steve's gentle and upright blue eyes, but soon, he struggled to bring back the topic that was misleading: "You are not a super criminal, and you have no criminal record, even if we are Avengers, It's not appropriate to regulate this kind of behavior, maybe we can have a more in-depth communication, such as... What do you think of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

23 really can only use "you are a good person" to describe Steve.

She nodded without saying a word, and her white fingertips lightly rested on the hideous grimace mask on her waist: "It's quite reliable... I'm just a little surprised."

In fact, even the system was a little surprised.Blake has always known how high the moral standards of superheroes really are, but when faced with the Bianhua who uses humans as nutrients, and her almost unrealistic "origin" in this difficult situation, he still tries to ignore 23 The gloomy and negative atmosphere affected by her body even considered letting her join the Avengers.

Of course, the most intuitive point is that when the favorability of other people is still at 30, the upright Captain America has silently increased it to 50.

For a moment, 23 didn’t know whether his calm and calm response would gain more trust, or whether praising Iron Man in front of the Avengers would increase their favorability—from 0 to 30, Tony Stark is really amazing.

"...Okay, I'm basically sure that you don't have any malicious intentions, but this time should be more suitable for Natasha, she can even follow the words of the God of Lies."

Tony's personality and experience make him more vigilant and sensitive than Steve when dealing with the unknown, but he is fundamentally different from Fury's "national security first" and "superpowers must be included in the inspection list", and the other party is almost already After clearly expressing his attitude, he will certainly not be so defensive.

He clapped his hands in a relaxed manner, successfully attracting everyone's attention, and then said: "I think we need to be more honest with each other, for example... Ma'am, I don't even know your name and origin, God , don’t tell me you’re really a potted plant in Clint’s house.”

"I... the master hasn't given me a name yet, but they all call me the Bana Flower, that is my body, a flower that blooms in hell."

23 Holding a red Bana flower in the white palm, it is not a real flower, but the condensation of demonic power. In a real battle, it will even spread a large area of ​​red flower sea to destroy the enemy and replenish itself.

When recalling the biography of Bianhua's dark and even sickly style, Shikigami's influence on 23 became stronger again, and the system was even keenly aware that the indifferent and dark color that only belonged to ghosts appeared in the eyes of the host again. Although it passed by in a flash, it still made it frightened.

Then the system heard its host slowly say: "The world of monsters is too monotonous. I spent a lot of energy to get here, and then entered a deep sleep of recovery. Maybe humans don't understand enough, but in fact the world of monsters It is even more respectful to know how to repay kindness, and many monsters regard the master, that is, the onmyoji who can control monsters, as an honor to fight, and of course I am no exception."

23 Holding his chin, he looked at the brown-haired woman beside Clint tenderly and pamperingly, and said softly, "Master, as long as the Bana flower stays in this world, I will always be your potted plant. And your husband will always be happy...you fear for his safety and I will protect him."

She thought for a moment, then added: "And Iron Man."

The Avengers looked at each other with shocked and complicated expressions, as if the door to a new world had been opened. Only Laura was suffocated and couldn't help but feel soft. She realized at this time that although the ghost in front of her seemed to be tolerant and very good at every step. Get along with each other, but her expression has always been indifferent and calm. Only when facing her, this strong and indifferent guy will show a gentle smile without hesitation.

In the next second, 23, who used to maintain a reliable image in front of his teammates, was a little surprised: Huh?Laura's favorability has actually risen to 60.

Sure enough, Iron Man is the trick to increase favorability.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for ten years of gentle landmines!From the time I didn’t write the article until now, I’m starting to feel ashamed_(:_”∠)_