The queen is my cousin

When Cai Cai appeared, she was wearing a tight leather jacket and holding a longbow, followed by a black shadow like plasticine.Nima, she is still Caicai, she is an ice shooter.Sure enough, it is the blood of ADC.My aunt and her whole family are fighting races.

I asked Caicai, what kind of dress are you wearing.

She said seriously, "Shouldn't it be this kind of dress on the opponent's territory?! Could it be that you are wearing a princess costume like this, shame! There is no lower limit!"

Feeling ashamed, I pinched my pleated skirt around the hem of my clothes.Caicai rushed into the hall and slapped the longbow, Niu Yin slammed, "Come out with me. I'm here to save you!"

I was a little surprised: "Why are you here?"

Cai Cai sighed, "I was captured by this plasticine! That day when I was in the cold palace, he suddenly picked me up and kidnapped me!" She pointed to the wandering shadow on the wall.The shadow on the wall ran coquettishly, wandering happily around the hall.

I think that should also be a shadow warrior.But I don’t know what’s going on, people who have practiced this magical skill don’t do it anymore, they like to be dark shadows, such as this one, or my shadow guard.There is probably a wretched pleasure.

"What happened next?" I asked Caicai.

Caicai stroked her hair coquettishly, "Later? I'm going to marry him now. Come out and show your second cousin your face."

The young man came out from the wall, tall and handsome, and greeted me.Cai Cai waved his hand again, "Go back." He stuck it on the wall again to make his plasticine.

Fuck me, "This is already the third cousin. What about Yuan Datou?"

"There are three No.30s." She stroked her hair coquettishly, "I'm a princess, shouldn't I be born with more than 20 concubines?"

"Nope."

Cai Cai pointed an arrow at me.

"Where more than 20 can reflect your charm. At least forty!"

We are exhausted and think of something very important.Caicai told Yuan Datou that day that he received a text message from Caicai saying that she had important clues, and then she was kidnapped. Does it matter?

Caicai told me with tears streaming down her face, "Yes! I tell you what, my sister died unjustly! She was pregnant when you locked her in the cold palace!"

"WTF!"

A thunderbolt on a sunny day, I will be the first!Frozen in place!Then he took two steps back and bumped into the corner of the table!Shi Balong hurried forward to support me, and I turned around and buried myself in his chest.

Am I going to be the father soon?Eh!I'm going to be the emperor soon!But I cut off all these happiness for life!I put my Qiaoqiao in the cold palace, let her die, orphaned and widowed... Then I will!Became gay, I am one!Things that are not as good as pigs and dogs!Me and my cousin!Cursed, burnt gays indeed!

"It's not yours." Shi Balong hugged me tightly and stroked my hair.

"WTF!"

"This time...it's still mine..." Shi Balong had tears in his eyes, hating iron for being weak, "Xiaozhen, how could you make a woman pregnant."

Emma, ​​I suddenly feel better.It's like being saved, isn't it!Otherwise, how can this heavy sense of guilt make me and Nissan HE?

But Caicai refused, "How could it be yours!"

Shi Balong Dayi stopped me awe-inspiringly, "If you have any grievances, come to me! I do things alone! Qiao Qiao spends tens of millions of gold to find a child, and he is not sexually happy. He is depressed all day long. It turned out to be a young woman who was eager to get out. I took the opportunity to seduce her."

"WTF! Hey hey, don't say that you're not sexually blessed!"

Shi Balong looked back at me, "At that time, I regarded her as a thorn in my side, and tried my best to drive her into limbo. Whenever I had the opportunity, I would try it. As for the role of concubine, no one can do it well. As soon as Qiao Qiao instigates him, and he beats him up, there will be endless troubles, so I have to do it myself. I am so unscrupulous! Whoever sleeps with Xiaozhen, I will sleep with him—and I can smell the smell of Xiaozhen indirectly and ask you to sleep with Xiaozhen I want you to sleep with the little pillow! The little pillow is mine, okay!"

Cai Cai looked WTF.

I was also a little scared, "Then I will wear this green hat until my cousin...isn't it..."

Shi Balong snorted, "He's too big, I can't beat him."

"You fucked?!"

Shi Balong had a look of resentment for the world: "Is this useless? Isn't it over when you go to the toilet together and take it out?"

So this picture flashed in my mind.

My cousin and Shi Balong, with murderous looks in their eyes, moved slowly relative to each other, and the steps under their feet gradually became a Tai Chi.They are like lions fighting for territory on the prairie, glaring and majestic, they are real masters, and if they are not careful, they are in danger of being fucked in the men's bathroom, so they pulled each other's trouser chains with swords and drew out big birds. , Deter the opponent with size as much as possible.

According to Shi Balong, the battle was even more intense.Because being thick requires masturbation, and masturbation requires sexsymble, and their sexsymbles are all me, so the men's room is full of all kinds of obscenity to me that day, which can be called Shi Balong and Yu Zaizao. A memoir of obscenity in the past 20 years, including various positions, various plays, and various desired reactions.Shi Balong said, if you compare the lewdness of words and the wretchedness of details, how could Nissan be his opponent?It's a pity that when Nisan was born, he had his own bonuses, and his force value was relatively high. There was really no way, so they finished the round, drew a tie, and each retired, planning to fight again in the future.But he later realized that this was a mistake at the strategic level. All kinds of illusions he played on me eventually became an endless source of my practice of expressing Nissan, resulting in my extremely rich nightlife.

Shi Balong sighed, I lamented that good fortune tricks people, I can only treat him badly.It wasn't until Cai Cai scolded "WTF" again that we brought the topic back.

My Qiao Qiao, pregnant with Shi Balong's evil seed, was killed.so why?Who did it?

"I didn't make this. I just found where my sister hid her diary."

"Huh? Go back and have a look when you have time."

"Don't look, it's full of love for 18cm."

"WTF!"

"However, since we can bring Caiguangtianhuari out of the palace, it will be easy to kill the abandoned empress." Shi Balong said suddenly.

"You mean...my uncle?"

Shi Balong looked back at Caicai's new boyfriend, he had already sneaked to the door.

"Damn it is you! Is it you!" I rolled up my sleeves and rushed forward to flatten.Even if Jojo is not my queen, she is also my sister!Even if it's not my baby, it's still my nephew, bastard!How dare he!One dead, two dead!

"It's not me." Soi Ying slipped to the window frame to finish the job, "I'm telling you, brother-in-law, this is indeed done by the king's personal guards. I heard that the empress is pregnant, so I was ordered to take her away." Get rid of it."

"Masaga, is it really for the throne! Do you really think that I, Li Xiaozhen, have no heirs, so let him mess around!"

Heiying scratched his head, "That's not it... How should I put it, the king thinks that Princess Qiaoqiao is not good enough to be worthy of the emperor. Didn't he go to Beijing every year to find beauties to serve the emperor? The emperor's kind and gentle daughter made the emperor's palace. Later, when I learned that the empress was happy, I felt that I couldn't let her grow up, so I got rid of it."

"WTF!"

Why does my uncle, who is thousands of miles away, care so much about my marriage!

What does it have to do with you if I marry a queen!I really like Jojo!

0hno!What is the plot of "Don't talk to strangers" hiding in the dark and waiting for an opportunity? !Why is uncle so sick!Please listen to the breakdown next time.