The queen is my cousin

On the afternoon of the fourth day when I was taken into custody, I vomited and had diarrhea for a little while due to food poisoning, which made Maodou very excited. He thought I, Nima, was pregnant, pregnant!Please come to the doctor to treat me.I know this is nonsense, can it be so fast, but Maodou thinks that since Nima has given birth to Ziwen, nothing is impossible.The result of course was that I got food poisoning.At that time, Maodou came back in dismay and slapped me casually, but the doctor looked a little familiar to me.He also looked at me very strangely.

That night, when Shi Balong passed out from masturbation, a group of people I didn't know opened the door and came in, and took me out with a smile. There was no edamame in it.When I stepped into the courtyard again, I found that the moonlight was like water, illuminating the peace of the ancient palace.This Nima is actually a palace, where is this palace?I don't know, the royal palaces of our Chinese civilization all look the same across time, without any recognition at all.

But when I was brought into the hall, I knew whose palace it was.

I saw my uncle, King of the Mountain.

It is impossible for men in our royal family to be too ugly, because we have beautiful mothers, beautiful grandmas, and beautiful grandparents. Salvation is back.So my uncle, of course, is also very handsome.

But his temperament is more wretched and gloomy, so it makes people look less comfortable.Not to mention that a few days ago, he wanted to break into the imperial capital to kill my cousin. I don't believe that he said "being close to the emperor" was really for my own good. I think he has ulterior motives.Now I am more sure.Regardless of his relationship with Maodou, Maodou under him has always caught me in front of him.what is this?I'm the emperor, I don't even have face, and I'm going to show my dragon power with a flick of my sleeves.

As a result, my uncle rushed up and hugged me in his arms!

What God unfolds!

Not that kind of courtesy hug!It hugged me whole!Emma!My feet are off the ground!

Then!He actually!on my face!Kissed hard! mua

Is he really my fierce uncle!When I saw him when I was a child, I wanted to cry!Because of the way he looked at me, he was so resentful, it was fierce to stir-fry chicken!

But now he hugs me without saying a word, rubs my hair, and kisses me with a bearded face, I can't hold it!Backer king, where are your big boss attributes!

In short, when he put me down by the waist, my whole body went limp!My fierce uncle looked at me with a smile. If I hadn't been a generation behind him, Nima's eyes would have been naked adultery.

I reluctantly tidied up Long Wei, "Uncle Huang, this is..."

"Have you eaten yet?" My uncle said in a hoarse voice.

As expected, my Longwei was gone, "...I didn't eat well, I have diarrhea."

"It's all that bastard!" My uncle pulled me by the sleeve and led me into the palace, "Xiaozhen's bedroom has been arranged. I don't feel well today, just drink some gruel. When I feel better, uncle Prepare another big meal, how about rewarding you?"

I'm a little strange, but it's true, the captives of my level, of course, want the first specification of this level, "Then... what about Shi Balong?"

"Grandpa Shi has passed out." My uncle's face turned ugly in an instant.

That's right, a father-in-law, Nima fainted, and the blow to normal people is relatively big.

But what's wrong with my uncle's jealous expression, huh?I understand his expression very well, it's because my cousin mentioned Shi Balong!In an instant, alert + MAX!Oh Nima, my circle is already in such a mess. My uncle, an old, bigamous, middle-aged man, wants to get in on me, Ya Die

When he took me back to the palace to settle down, he still refused to leave. He held my hand, squinted his eyes and smiled, and asked me if I was full. Is the decoration here good? How are you doing, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law in house N or something.Seeing that the night is getting deeper and deeper, I am so scared. I have never dealt with obscene experience in the workplace. The only preserved egg is still young, only seven years old. I can run faster than him.But my uncle, I’m about to cry, he’s so shabby, he’s still the king of this palace, his physique looks like an attack, there’s nothing he can do about it, if I knew I’d rather stay and take care of the dizzy Shi Balong, to reflect my strength Brother love, fuck.

At the critical moment, Maodou unexpectedly!The hero saved the beauty!

In fact, he just rushed in from outside the hall suddenly and fell to the ground, "Father... I heard that..." He gave me a sad and gritted teeth look, "I really don't know about this matter."

Oh shit, Maodou is actually my cousin!Hold!

I remember now!I do have a cousin named Li Mao, nicknamed Li Xiaomao.But how many cousins ​​I have, how can I remember clearly!All I know is that their names match mine, and at a glance, they are all a family: My name is Li Zhen, and my nickname is Li Xiaozhen, and so on.So how did our older generation get this name?Is a cheap name easy to support!Or tell us that it is more important to be cute at critical moments?

My uncle stood up angrily, circled him with his hands behind his back, then kicked him, knocking Maodou who was kneeling on the ground over, snorted, and walked away arrogantly.The palace servants in my room also filed out.Maodou glanced at me with extremely complicated eyes, and chased after me angrily, "Father! Father!"

I finally got a good night's sleep.Ah, this bed is similar to the one I had in Zhaode Hall, I really like it, it's soft and warm.

But what the hell is going on here?

I felt that I was recruited by Maodou, Maodou wanted to separate me from my big cousin, but my uncle didn't know.

But it seems that Maodou is quite afraid of my uncle, and my uncle is strong and powerful, if there is no sign of something, Maodou would not dare to set me up, who am I, I am the current emperor!

Hmm...I always feel that he has some bigger conspiracy.

But I take back the previous sentence: Not only can I seduce my cousin, but I also seem to be able to seduce my uncle? !

Tsk tsk, what a beast uncle.

The next day I met Shi Balong smoothly.It was as if he had woken up from a drunk, with disheveled hair, bloodshot eyes, a splitting headache, exhausted, and dead.He said that he just became my eunuch in the past. When everyone called him Mr. Shi, his biggest dream was to masturbate in front of everyone, to show that he had it, and it was very good. Now that this dream has come true, he feels that it is not so good. , especially when everyone found him, he was already dizzy.What could hurt a pure man's heart more than this?Shi Balong felt that his image was ruined, and hated Maodou.

My uncle treated us both very politely. He played with me every day. I have to say that my uncle can play more than my cousin. We really are a family and I had a great time.I don't know if it's because of Shi Balong's presence, although my uncle still looks at me with such hot eyes that make my hair stand on end, but he never touches me again, which makes me feel more at ease.Maodou would still appear in front of us from time to time, and was often scolded by my uncle. He wanted to persuade my uncle to pinch me and Shi Balong, and often said that Shi Balong and I had a good relationship, a couple, and true love. , but as soon as he said it, my uncle was going to beat him.

Shi Balong knew why Maodou said that, but he couldn't help but be tempted to fight him. My uncle beat him together, so he didn't dare to show that he had any affection for me after that.

Emma, ​​if you don't consider what kind of thoughts my uncle has to protect me properly, he is still a good elder.

But just one thing, he doesn't let us communicate with the outside world.

What I'm most worried about now is my cousin.My cousin was preparing to fight the Huns and sent me to the front line, and now I am lost with Shi Balong. I don't know whether he thinks we are dead or that we eloped.Neither is good, my cousin must be now!Heartbroken!

Emma, ​​I really want to comfort him.But my uncle said, "Hey, this is the Peach Blossom Spring, the past in this life is like the previous life, so don't think about it."

Bah, can I not want to, that's my cousin!

And as the old saying goes, a prince who doesn't want to be an emperor is not a good prince.How could I not know what my uncle was thinking, he just wanted to be the emperor.Although he is kind to me, it is also to deal with my cousin.Although I don't love Jiangshan, I love beautiful people!Beauty guards the country, so I can't be a pig teammate!

I discussed it with Shi Balong and wanted to escape.But when Shi Balong saw so many guards, he gave up. He said he had to think long term.Generally, if your teammate starts to say this, you have to wonder if he is an undercover agent sent by the other party, or if he has been instigated.Shi Balong was furious when he heard about it, "This is the kind of person I am in your heart?!"

I was so fierce by him, and I was also very upset, I pouted, "You are already ready to be my uncle's son-in-law."

"Does your uncle have a daughter?!"

"Don't pretend you don't understand! You always say behind your back that I'm a princess and silly mother. Although my uncle still doesn't agree with you and looks down on you, we have lived in the deep palace for a long time, and I can't find anyone else, so I will definitely You are the one who is happy to be the son-in-law, don't think I don't know. The aunt who cooks the rice calls us a couple, and you really came from the Propaganda Department."

Shi Balong was exposed by me, he was ashamed and angry, so he ignored me.I'm all alone and I think my cousin can only bite the quilt, Emma.I'm looking forward to Maodou's help this time. Didn't he let me out of the palace last time? Can he let the dog bite me this time? !He already hated me to a certain extent. He was born to my uncle's concubine. My uncle didn't take him seriously, but he treated me very well.His eyes were bleeding when he saw me.But probably because of my uncle's coercion, no matter how I provoke him, he just stood still this time.

Just when I was about to despair, I actually met unexpected people in unexpected places.That person is my cousin!Caicai!