The queen is my cousin

But he can tie me, but he can't tie the Huns.The spies of the Huns can't harm my palace, so they go outside the palace to do harm.There is peace outside the palace, who can they harm? !

Nima, I should have thought of it earlier...

They harmed me, Longlong!

Shi Balong looks yellow, violent and glamorous, but in fact he is a very cowardly and cowardly nerd who dared not confess to me for more than ten or twenty years. In order to check and balance my uncle, my cousin encloses his fiefdom next to my uncle, It’s still the one to the west, well, the Huns going south will stop beating my uncle now, they will be beating Longlong!Nima Longlong had just wandered into the fief, and he was almost captured by the Huns at the border to be a man in a tent!

I sat up startled in the middle of the night and received a letter from Longlong.The whole story is Dascada, "They came to provoke me! My scouts! I have always found that there are Huns cavalry wandering around the border, chase them to drive them away, and they will be shot by the Huns on horseback! I don’t know How many people, it seems that there is any way, ah ah ah ah, I'm so scared! I slept in the palace and heard a piano sounded in the distance! ——It pillow, you don’t understand it, it is okay. Give the letter to the eldest cousin."

I tugged at my cousin's belt, my cousin sat up and took a look, and sent 1000 people to Shi Balong's fiefdom.I don't think that's enough. The Huns are going to call in, and you just dialed 1000 people. That's not enough to get between your teeth.I'm going to be mad at him.Biao Nisang got angry faster than me, saying that I was partial to Shi Balong, "You don't need to worry about ordinary things, but as long as it's Shi Balong, you're out of control."

I was so angry at him that the Huns have come to play matouqin here, can I not lose my sense of proportion? !I'm afraid when I think about it, they will drag people behind the horses and ride around in circles, sosad—and Nima Longlong will be dragged away by them, how normal is it for me to panic, "Who told you To be honest, my mother told you to leave and you left, leaving me to Longlong. I have been with him for so many years, so of course I should be in a hurry. If it were you, I would also have to be in a hurry. "

I felt angry with Nissan. I knew he couldn't let go of the fact that he left when he said he would leave and didn't take care of me, but he still accidentally said it.Then he was very angry about another thing, "I was arrested, why don't you just hurry up! Then why are Shi Balong and I treated the same?!"

He was so cautious and cold war with me.He used to tie me to my trouser waist, but now he tied me to my back, back to back, out of sight, and if I wanted to go east, he would go west, and if I wanted to go to the house, he would go to steal chickens.

As I expected, Shi Balong's letter became more and more anxious every day, reading it continuously was like watching a horror movie, and it was updated every day.The point is, the news of Caicai's loss reached my aunt's ears, and my aunt almost strangled my cousin Nissan to death. "You little bastard! Do you just manage the harem like this! The concubines died mysteriously one after another, what's the mystery behind it!"

So these days Gongdou are all about exploration and discovery!

I hurriedly got my cousin behind my back, and faced my aunt myself, "Auntie, this is the Marquis of Xunhua, not the queen..."

The aunt pinched me together, "You little bastards think I won't make love? I won't make love! If it weren't for the internal digestion of you men and women who didn't grab men from my mother, my mother would have strangled you two dead gays a long time ago. ! Now return my second daughter back!" As she spoke, she shed two lines of clear tears, and at the same time, she took the powder and touched up the makeup where the tears flowed.

My cousin couldn't hide it anymore: "There was no response to the credentials sent to the Hun court for negotiations."

The aunt said righteously, "Okay, okay, you don't want to spend this money to redeem my daughter! Then tell the Huns! Princess, what is it! My mother, I am still the eldest princess! Get my daughter back! I will marry you with gold, silver and satin." !"

My cousin and I were taken aback and didn't know which one should face her.My cousin was busy smoothing her hair, "If you marry, they will not let Caicai go, what should I do?"

"Our mother and I are running on the Hulunbuir Grassland." My aunt cried, "The Celestial Dynasty can't tolerate us girls anymore, we are all messed up by you bunch of gays, we will find a The horse-riding man, if you get married, you don’t have to be angry with you here, and someday you will be mad at you to death! You will be happy!"

"The female paper is so temperamental." My cousin sighed.

My aunt slapped him across the face.

I said that being a man in our family, this is a compulsory course. My cousin said he understood, noproblem, and continued to lobby my aunt, "...I suspect that these things were not done by the Huns. The relationship between the Huns and me has been stable for three years. For more than ten years, the King of the Huns recently sent a Cuju team to our dynasty to participate in the Great East Asian Cup Cuju Competition. The letter of credence he wrote was kind and enthusiastic, and he was obviously an upright man. It is really not good to engage in such indiscriminate methods now. He is like him, not to mention that there has been no response to the letters of credence repeatedly. I suspect that none of the letters of credence have been delivered. In addition, none of the scouts of the Huns wandering on the territory of the Song Kingdom can see the real face, whether it is a real Hun or a fake Huns, it’s not certain, if it’s just someone with a heart pretending to be... I’m worried that there’s a bigger conspiracy behind this.”

"What is he talking about?" my aunt asked me.

"I understand a little bit!"

Nisan patted my head appreciatively. "In short, I will investigate this matter as soon as possible."

My aunt had to wait and sew a wedding dress at home these few days, and was going to marry the Hun King in exchange for her second daughter. "I didn't expect that at such an advanced age, it would be my turn to be forced to marry and a substitute! The nest is indeed the protagonist!" the aunt said as she sewed.

Although I was skeptical to Nissan, but because Longlong shouted too hoarsely, his trembling little tongue could be seen through the page, so I had no choice but to make preparations for war, dispatching soldiers to enter Longlong’s The fief protects him.And I am the emperor, I have the role of a mascot to improve morale, and I am also arranged in the army.I told Nissan to surround me with an iron bucket, and I believed it would be safe.He is looking for food for us in the rear, and he wants to thoroughly investigate the spies in the palace. After finishing these, he plans to join us.

I took the army to the fiefdom of King Song, and the dragon and dragon went out of the city ten miles to greet each other. Before I could say a thousand words, we went to watch a Cuju match together.He said that the situation is very bad now, "All the Huns clubs here have withdrawn, and there is a lot of panic." We can only look at Guoan.

But I didn't expect the situation to be so endangered!That night, as soon as I lay down, Nima's palace was on fire!Iron hoofs were everywhere outside, some people shouted "the water is gone", some people screamed "the barbarians are coming"!

At such a time, Shi Balong showed his professionalism as a chief eunuch for many years. He quickly packed me up, carried me on his back, and rushed out the door. The intangible palace secret road, escaped.He said a little proudly, whether it is the imperial palace or the royal palace, the first thing he did when he moved in was to get familiar with all the secret ways so that he could escape faster.Hey, my Longlong, that's all he can do.But it's just a good match for me.

After we escaped, we felt that something was not right.The whole city was calm and calm, only the inner palace was smoking and shouting to kill, Longlong was surprised, "Those Huns fell from the sky?"

"I feel like we've been cheated." I was wearing satin underwear and felt chilly, so I squatted down and hugged it.

Longlong was at a loss: "If you trick us out, they will be able to occupy the palace of His Royal Highness King Song? If you trick us out, they can justifiably ascend to my throne? Bah!"

"But if I trick you out, I can arrest you." A familiar voice rang in my ear.

Then a black sack fell from the sky, and as soon as my eyes went dark, I was tied up.

I was kidnapped again.

Really beautiful.

It's not dark here, so I felt around and found Shi Balong.He was still fainting, but he was breathing steadily, which made me a little relieved that they had us locked together, and we were still alive.Speaking of which, the voice that echoed us was really familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was for a while.

But soon the lights came on.I found that my cell is really magnificent, with a kingsize bed!There is a bathtub!There are also various play props!There are a lot of iron fences to prevent people from going out. Could it be that the person who arrested me was my cousin Nissan!I really can't think of anyone other than him who would be so perverted!

Then I turned around and saw edamame.

what is this!This is love makes people become alike!

But his current look is really in line with my aesthetics.Nima, he combed his hair up, wore a hosta, and dressed in all kinds of expensive clothes, the mocking skills on his face + MAX!Really!Noble and glamorous noble son!The aura is all wrong!

Has Maodou Tanima recognized his godfather? There is such a big difference between before and after!

"When I left the palace, I didn't have time to say goodbye to the emperor."

He said eloquently.

Why is Nima's elegant words so standard!They are almost catching up with me!You can't speak Linqing every day, don't you?

"Then it goes without saying... I don't need your goodbye."

With an expression of "you're so stupid", Maodou walked outside the iron fence, with his hands behind his back, "I invited the emperor here this time because of a long-cherished wish of the emperor."

"...What is my long-cherished wish?"

Mao Dou raised his pointed chin and pointed at Shi Balong, "He."

Does my long-cherished wish have anything to do with Shi Balong?

"I like the scene of lovers getting married the most." Maodou laughed heartily!What kind of long-cherished wish is this shit, with his smile, Shi Balong began to be restless, he was in heat!Ah ah ah ah ah