The queen is my cousin

My cousin has never talked so much before, and when he finishes, I don't know what to say.Especially when he patted my head: "It's the most unreliable to hook up with a child, because he will forget when he grows up, but I still remember." I can only fall into his arms and pretend to be dead.

He frowned and pushed me up, chewing the straw, "Who will you rely on me?"

"Eh?!"

"Quick, get down. You are now a sex slave of the prison boss in prison."

"Oh."

Before I had time to untie my belt, the jailer opened the door and let us go back.He has been staring at us endlessly, full of curiosity: "That... that little one has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, disturbing the two nobles..."

"Is that what you do as a jailer?" My cousin was very angry and slapped him down, then took off his overalls and put them on.The movements are clean and neat, not sloppy at all, so handsome that I am overwhelmed.I knew that he was a serious and responsible person. If he played the role of the prison boss who entered the palace three times, he would definitely overthrow the jailer and escape from the prison. "Cousin, the key is on his waist!"

My cousin nodded, took it off and fastened it on his belt, then threw the jailer out and closed the door.

I always feel that something is not right, are we still in the door?

Hey, don't be too busy locking the door!We are still in Menliye!

My cousin locked the door and turned around.The whip was hanging by the leather boots, flickering.

"Kneel down."

"Eh?"

My cousin lowered the brim of his hat, "Anyway, they're here, let's finish the Prison Big Brotherの此恨小狼.avi and the jailer's prison play at once."

"Oh."

My cousin leaned back on a chair, indicating that I could give him a mouthful.Bastard, I never give him a mouth!I am Jinkou Yuyan, mouth title Tianxian, how can I be such a precious dragon mouth as a chamber pot for him!In the end, I really choked again and almost couldn't catch my breath. My cousin knew I was wrong when he saw me crying.

We kept our heads down when we came out of prison.Since the jailer was gone, I thought he must have heard something.Emma, ​​it's really embarrassing to lose face to the people. After a while, there will be rumors everywhere.The two of us hurried back to the palace, so that we can pretend that we don't hear the rumors.

But even if others think that we don't learn well, brothers are messing around, I still think it's very exciting to go out of the palace this time.I finally realized that my watch Nissan!Have a crystal heart!Although he looks black-bellied, scumbag and impatient, he is actually the cutest!mwah!

So when I was sitting in the carriage, I swore to my Cousin Nissan: "Count Nissan! From now on! I will treat you well!"

I told Nisan that he believed in me, and his reason for believing in me was a bit strange: he wanted to set an example for me, lest I be suspicious again.He said that a good man like him would help me deal with the memorial with his own hands, and waited to pay the public food every night. How could I feel that he didn't love me?

I was very smart at this time, and I said, "Because I only have one man, Nisan! My understanding of men is not deep enough! I swear, I will increase my study in the future, grasping both theory and practice, and strive to improve myself. The spiritual realm and the depth of thought, and strive to achieve harmony!"

My cousin stood up solemnly, clack clack clack clack clack.

We happily ended our meeting and returned to the palace.

After we returned to the palace, we spent a brief honeymoon period of male thieves, male prostitutes, adulterers, and adulterers, and then what the fuck!Something big happened!

The cause of the big event was that one day, Yuan Datou suddenly rushed into the hall and shouted in front of all civil and military officials, "Big brother-in-law! Big uncle! It's not good! The princess was taken away by monsters!"

All civil and military officials were discussing for a while, feeling that the amount of information in this sentence was too great to bear to see:

First of all, Caicai is my concubine, but Yuan Datou calls me my brother-in-law.

Then, what the hell is this uncle?Many old bureaucrats are a bit incapable of accepting even their aunts, and this uncle immediately made them feel a sense of darkness in front of them.What a depravity.

Finally, why is there still Journey to the West?

Hmm... this is the court hall, hello!Everyone is talking about the South-to-North Water Diversion, which is a national economy and people's livelihood. Hey!

All civil and military officials said that only the forehead can express their feelings at the moment.

Because Yuan Datou is quite clever. After holding my little hand, acting coquettishly as a noble concubine, and finally being thrown away by my cousin, he decisively changed his target and stole my noble concubine. Get rid of his number one rival, and let my cousin instantly have a +MAX favorability with him!Later, he took advantage of the hot iron, catered despicably to my cousin, and rode horses and shot arrows with him and drank strong wine, so he not only jumped from a broken city manager to the emperor's son-in-law, but also walked in front of the palace and participated in political affairs.At this time, his public relations these days have shown strong results. My cousin ordered the court very decisively, and then let him speak slowly alone.

"Princess, she has been investigating the truth of her sudden death with me. Last night! I received a WeChat message from her! Said that she had an important clue. But in the middle of the night, she disappeared! People in our palace said that she came from the cold palace. When I came back, because I was on the night shift, I cooked for me and made supper for me, and then I went to bed. Then the maid heard her talking to someone, calling her sister or something, she thought it was haunted, she was very scared, and hid out of the house I came to call for someone, but when the guards rushed in, I saw Cai Cai was taken away by a dark shadow wandering on the wall! They came to call me immediately, and I ran back only to pick up Cai Cai's embroidered shoes—— Look!"

He handed the embroidered shoes to my cousin, who seriously passed it to me for a look and concluded, "Your cousin has really big feet."

Yuan Datou broke down in tears, "I wanted to look for you yesterday but you didn't come back. In this huge palace, I couldn't find anyone who can take care of things... This is... What is this swollen..."

My cousin and I felt guilty, we had a fight in the carriage last night, and then we were so tired that we slept casually in Nangongcheng.But everyone knows what the so-called "shadows wandering on the wall" and disguised as "haunted sequence" are. Speaking of which, this is my cousin's idea.We appeased Yuan Datou and called my eldest brother.I haven't seen him for a few days, but his face is more and more youthful and radiant, and his hairstyle has become a few more high-end in an instant. My cousin asked him the first time he saw him, "Who combed your hair for you?"

The elder brother said very Xinghu, "I'm a boyfriend."

My cousin hummed, and asked him to introduce his boyfriend to me, "Tell yours, bring a pillow, and learn more." The last sentence was said to me.He said this morning when I was helping him with his hair, that if I pulled his scalp like this again, he would start to bald before he was 30 years old.

The eldest brother said embarrassedly, "Everyone knows each other well, and knows everything..."

I told my cousin more tactfully that his subordinate, my shadow guard, is in love with his childhood sweetheart, the green tea whore.My cousin digested it for a few seconds, and muttered, how did these two get together, this page was turned.Aww, he and the green tea bitch are indeed innocent!

"When I was in the civil society, I had a crush on my big brother for two hours..."

"Come here, drag him down and put him in the prison for execution at noon tomorrow."

Ow!Wo really is true love!The nest really is!I jumped up and hung on my cousin Nissan's neck and flew around, and invited the crying big brother and Yuan Datou together, "So, big brother, why did you rob his daughter-in-law, my second cousin, who is Where is Princess Caicai?"

The big brother said he didn't understand what we were talking about.

I pushed him, "Don't pretend, we all know that you have practiced advanced martial arts and can act as a shadow, and the ghost who pretended to be my ex-wife in Famen Temple is also you!"

"But last night... I was with Ting Lin all the time." The eldest brother's eyes drifted, his expression shy.

We all felt a little weird.My cousin announced Gu Tinglin, and he came up with disheveled hair. It seems that he has been a little bit too indulgent recently. Speaking of last night, he was also full of spring breeze.In the end, we asked their neighbors about it, and there was indeed a record of them complaining to the Jinwu Guard last night, saying that those two sluts were there again, and they also hoped that my cousin and I, as their bosses, could do justice for the heavens. Burn this adulterer and adulterer to death.He didn't know that my cousin and I were more lewd and more slutty than them.

So it's a big deal, if it's not a shadow guard, who is that?

Three days later, I got a note.I usually receive Chinese books, but this is the first time I have received a note in my life. I thought my cousin was going to play the after-school self-study room.avi again, but it was in English and I couldn’t understand it.I had to ask my cousin slightly.When my cousin saw it, his expression sank, "Caicai is in the hands of the Huns."

"Eh?"

"Caicai is in the hands of the Huns. They said that in the past, we used the princess marriage instead of tribute. Now that the princess is in their hands, we can directly pay the tribute."

"Eh? Didn't the Huns pay tribute to us? Nisan! I remember that General Wei drove them to Mobei more than 1000 years ago!"

My cousin put the note away and rubbed my head, "This is going to war."

Then he suddenly became strange, "Why not the credential? How did this note get into your hands?"

I thought about it, "Well... I, I was having afternoon tea in the Imperial Garden, and the note was thrown at my feet."

My cousin quickly took me away.He told me not to go to the Imperial Garden in the future. No, it’s not that I can’t go to the Imperial Garden, but I can’t go anywhere without him. He already feels that the palace is not safe from many strange places.The real emperor can be robbed whenever he wants, the fake emperor can come and go freely, the Huns can kidnap the princess, and the note jumped directly to my feet... No matter how he builds a firewall, he can't stop these evil tentacles. An extremely safe decision—

Chain me to his waistband.