The queen is my cousin

My cousin said it's just a name, just pick one at random, and it doesn't matter.He was annoyed about picking a name, and he was afraid that it was someone else. There was a danger of copyright infringement. It’s okay to be a good friend. Who knew that I would be angry, so he asked me to get one for him.What a fart!I asked him to go back and start again, to think about it and use the dim sum.

This time, he bought a bamboo hat, which covered half of his face. "Little brother, I came to the capital to find someone. You stand here all day long, watching the horses and horses going north and south. Can I ask you?"

"You buy root sausage first."

He bought it, and I asked him what his name was. He heheed and lowered his bamboo hat, "I don't have a name. Everyone in the Jianghu calls me the Sentimental Swordsman, the Ruthless Sword."

I have to work so hard not to laugh!I asked him, "Then are you a swordsman or a sword?"

"..." My cousin thought for a long time, and said seriously, "Human sword is one."

I originally wanted to call you a bitch, but considering such a high difficulty factor, he really couldn't beat me, so I pretended to be star-eyed and said, "You are so handsome!"

As a result, my cousin raised the bamboo hat slightly, leaned over and asked me, "Do you want to have a shot? The giant sword under the crotch."

Damn, I splashed all the sausages on his face, this fucking script is going too fast!Are you shooting GV?

I pushed the car and left. My cousin was stunned for a while, then caught up and grabbed my shoulder, "Why are you angry?"

"It's disgusting, are you dating a stranger like this!"

"Isn't that you?"

"I'm a stranger to you now, why don't you come and chase me? Chase me! Or are you just R18 to everyone?!"

He insisted that he was only me, not very skilled, so please don't get angry.I was so angry that I couldn't push the sausage trolley anymore, so I parked the trolley in the small alley, and went to buy buns to eat.Unexpectedly, I hadn't walked a few steps before someone walked away with my purse.I thought it was my chance to show respect to Nissan. He shouted for help, and he killed the thief from the sky. He coolly threw the purse to me, "Your. Don't lose it this time."

Then he turned his head and left.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Hero stay away!" I chased after him, "This is the hard-earned money for roasting sausages for a year. Hero helped me get it back. I can't repay you. I invite you to have a meal at Liuxian Tower." !"

My cousin pressed my purse, "Please."

Oh oh oh, an arrow hits the heart!Ouba, who is rich and can rely on, my cousin has chosen the right strategy!

We entered Liuxian Tower, which is also a five-star hotel famous all over the world. Because I was dressed in shabby clothes, the waiters didn't like me very much.My cousin took off the bamboo hat before he entered the door, and now he can eat with his face, so they crowded around and greeted my cousin.At this moment, my cousin gave me a vain embrace of my shoulder, and pulled me from the crowd to his side, "How about choosing a private room by the window? The lobby is too noisy."

Ahhh Oppa, you are so amazing! "I've never been to such a high-end place... People like me make you ashamed..."

My cousin smiled charmingly, "This kind of place is for people to enjoy, as long as you can afford it, why care about other people's opinions."

"But I'm just... selling sausages."

"My money is your money."

I saw my cousin throw the money all over the place, and the people in the lobby on the stairs went crazy, trying to pick it up.He clapped his hands and said condescendingly, "It's also a predestined relationship for everyone to go to the banquet at Liuxian Tower today. The little brother next to me just happened to get back his hard-earned money for roasting sausages for a year from a thief. To celebrate this delicacy , I will cover all food and drink for everyone today."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah no way!Celebrating something like this makes me feel incredibly valued!I was so touched that I almost dropped it!My cousin is just that!One click and one accurate!

After we went upstairs, my cousin pampered me to order food again!Although I usually decide what to eat, but today I feel that he is a gentleman!And his chivalrous hairstyle is really handsome!I can't do it anymore!I was so excited that my appetite was two or three times larger than usual!

My cousin didn't mind me eating too much either.After eating, he took me out shopping again.Then I get it!I miss Yuan Datou, that's wrong!Yuan Datou is more like Nissan than me, even Mao is not!

My cousin first said before I finished eating, "Take your time, I'll go down to pick up the car."

Nima, he still has a car!And a car!

When I went down, I saw a BMW car pulled by four horses from the Western Regions!There was a small flag on the car waving in the wind. Seeing my envy, my cousin said to me seriously, "This is used to measure the wind direction and speed. I have been running around all year round, advocating injustice, so I need this car to be as fast as lightning." Little brother, you know that if the wind is down, the speed is v car + v wind, and if it is against the wind, the speed is v car - v wind. In the pursuit battle where speed determines everything, my sports car is very sensitive to wind speed. "

It's so tall... This combination of machinery, martial arts, Olympiad, and justice makes me obsessed!My cousin exudes the sexiness of a Xueba all over his body, and he is also a very rich chivalrous Xueba, so amazing!

Because the inner ring was very congested at night, he didn't use the sports car in the end, he just pulled out a BMW and asked me to jump on it.Ahhh, this horse looks like a fairy, and its white mane is so long that it is almost a horn short of turning into a unicorn, and it still rubs against me!My cousin hehe, "It seems to like you very much. It has never been close to anyone except me. Since you are so destined, I will give it to you."

"That's so embarrassing! I can't accept such an expensive gift!"

"It doesn't matter whether the gift is valuable or not, only the one that suits your wishes."

Of course I have to decline, I am not out to do MB.Although I really want to know which stable in the palace he found him from, I can hardly resist asking!My cousin frowns and thinks for a while with such an attitude of resolutely refusing what I want so much.He then patted my head, "Would you like to come and see it often? It wants you to be its master."

That white horse rubbed against me again!

"Why... how dare I let you cut off love." I pointed around the hem of my clothes, shyly.I really want to jump on horseback and ride around!

"Who said I want to cut love?" My cousin suddenly hugged my waist, lifted me up and carefully put me on the horse's back, "Is there only one master? Aren't there two masters and mistresses?"

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!He stuck behind my back and said such things!Such words!

He chuckled again in a low voice, "I'm just making an analogy, didn't it make you unhappy?"

I took off my pants and you told me it was just a metaphor, Tuyan!

My cousin flicked the reins and took me on a gallop.He actually galloped towards the palace, and ran all the way across the white marble bridge on the moat.I was stunned, "Why, how did I get to the palace!"

"The night of this city is the most beautiful from a high place. You have lived here for so many years, it would be a pity not to see it once. After thinking about it, only the imperial palace is the closest. I will take you for a walk around the gate of the palace, it's fine."

"No, won't you be arrested! This is a forbidden place, Oppa."

My cousin smiled lightly, "There is someone above me."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who is big, rich, big, expensive!Coming out to soak up the little shou like this is a no-brainer!

My cousin is!When there is a traffic jam all over the city!Take me for a ride on the White Marble Bridge outside Chengde Hall!Talking, it must be wet against the pinna!It's still some love words that make people blush, Emma, ​​I can't take it anymore, it's too provocative, and my pants are almost wet.

Finally, he took me to Qingfeng Inn and asked for a room.I reluctantly let go of his hand, "Thank you, Brother Daxia, I had a great time today, I'll go back first."

"Won't you come up for a cup of tea?"

Because I was playing a very poor sausage peddler, so I figured out that I should not be able to refuse this kind of invitation, just to see the decoration of the upper room of the five-star hotel.So I followed my cousin up curiously and shyly.Oh damn, when you open the door, there is a kingsize blue waterbed, so lewd!Such direct sexual innuendo!

My cousin poured me a glass of wine. "18-year-old daughter red, try it."

I squeezed my wine glass and felt that something was not right.Getting drunk and raped or something, is that what my cousin Nissan wants to do?

I looked at him, and sure enough, there were two big characters "want to do" written on his face.

Bridge bean sack, aren't we going in the pure love department?

"I don't know how to drink anymore." I returned the drink to him, "Ah, it's getting dark, I'm going home."

I stood up and left, but my cousin suddenly rushed up from behind, hugged my waist, and fell on the water bed, "Do you still want to leave now?" Turning around, he pressed me underneath.

I hit him and beat him, "What are you doing, you slept on the first day we met! Are you recruiting a prostitute or dating!"

My cousin grabbed my hand with an impatient expression on his face, "Then do you have to wait for many days? I don't want it, I have to do it every day, or stop playing, or play first and then make love."

I was so angry: "It's about making love first, I want to taste the taste of pure love, but you don't even want to—"

I cried.

When my cousin saw me crying, he couldn't help it, because I would always choke when I cried, and he felt distressed, so he hugged me on his lap and patted my back, "Okay, let's come to pure love."

As he said, he took out a set of Tai school uniforms and a skirt for a nurse from the Tai hospital from the closet, "Which one do you want?"

I couldn't stop crying!

But he thought I was acting, so he happily played the senior brother who was my classmate for ten years, and played the Taixue Jijiu once. Later, I couldn't stand him calling himself Gu Donglin, so he pretended to be Ma Yinglong!How much he likes the boss/teacher showing off his pure and innocent youth!Neuropathy!