The queen is my cousin

My cousin and I only slept one night and got up to work.When we went out to return to the palace, Shi Balong squatted at the door and smoked.I finally felt a little sorry for him. I was also very scumbag towards Shi Balong. he is.Speaking of which, I also have a spare tire for thousands of years, although it is a bit wretched.I wonder if it is because Shi Balong plays games like this because he regards being a spare tire for me as his main business.

I don't feel happy at all, I don't want to be like this, and I never thought of him as a spare tire, he is a brother who grew up together in my heart, always bullying me, but he will definitely stand behind me in critical moments , to be my strongest backing.I didn't know that it was possible to do this, and there was more than just friendship behind it.

But my cousin held my hand very tightly, and I couldn't go up and pat him on the shoulder.Seeing us, Shi Balong threw away the cigarette butt, stood up and rubbed it with the sole of his foot, "It's good to make up, and don't quarrel anymore. If you have something to say, it's better than being bored in your heart, even though it's embarrassing."

My cousin said, yes.

Shi Balong hummed and said he was leaving.

Cousin's eyes lit up, "When are you leaving?"

"Now."

My cousin gave me a push, "Go and say goodbye to your friend."

I knew that he would be so magnanimous only after saying goodbye forever.

Shi Balong gave me a very loose hug, "We won't be able to watch Cuju competitions together in the future."

"I'll send you all the autographs. Are you going to open a bakery? Realize my dream! Longlong!"

Shi Balong snorted, "A bakery wants to send me away? No way! Ordinary people send their mistresses, and they have to cut a piece of meat. You are dignified and royal, and you are not afraid to say it badly!! I want to be the king of pine! You forgot What! You promised me, and I will be a prince from now on!"

I don’t know about this, so I looked back at my cousin, and my cousin nodded, “You go first, go to the fief, and the land, population, and dynasty officials will be assigned to you.”

"Where is the fief? Where am I going?"

Cousin bothers him too much, "You go first, then you can go sightseeing, I'll pay for it, you just have to go."

Shi Balong punched him, "You have to treat Xiaozhen well."

"It was originally mine," my cousin actually laughed, "I just entrusted you to take care of it for a few years, and now it has returned to its original owner. Before I leave, I will give it to you."

They put their arms around their shoulders and went drinking.

Damn, what does this mean, my cousin and Shi Balong seem to have a little friendship?Aren't they enemies and rivals in love?Why did they walk shoulder to shoulder while saying ambiguous words?Emma, ​​I don't get it.

My cousin drove my Longlong away, and I couldn't stop it, and I felt sad, but I also knew that there was really no choice. If Longlong was still there, my cousin would feel uneasy, and I couldn't let my cousin drive away Being wronged, I can only let Longlong be wronged, and I also send him far away, out of sight and out of mind.Falling in love is such a cruel thing.

My heart was depressed, and I thought about sending Maodou away.This little bitch, before I leave, I must cut off a few pieces of his flesh and scratch his face, so that he will never be able to fall in love with anyone for the rest of his life, but I can't find him everywhere. After he finished messing around outside the room door, he ran away.Run as fast as a rabbit.He has been scrambling around in every corner of the imperial capital, it will take me a lot of effort to find him, and wouldn't this be a family scandal?Fuck, you're running fast.

But what he said yesterday was really the same thing, he swore hysterically, it was too ruthless, and he wanted to plant grass in my heart before he left, which made my heart itch.My cousin couldn't really stand up to my uncle, so he showed his love to me, right?

Really annoying.I want to take back what I said earlier, Maodou, he is definitely a master of Gongdou.

But I can't just make him cheap.I can't catch him, but I can take revenge on the whole society.When I returned to the palace that day, I issued an imperial edict, and added a "crime of adultery" to the penalty. Anyone who commits adultery and is a mistress will be arrested and slapped.Let's see if Maodou dares to steal other people's men, hum.

As soon as I returned to the palace, my aunt and my seventh brother were released.My aunt went to the palace to scratch my cousin for the first time, and I didn't care. Scratch, who told him to be played around by an edamame, made me sad, and I wanted to scratch him, but my hands were short.In the end, my cousin gave my aunt twenty hunks to appease my aunt.On the same day, I sent a congratulatory message to my uncle, don't let Qing Jun sideline me, I can hold back, but my uncle became stubborn and refused.Later, I sent the Minister of Honglu Temple to come and go every day to urge him to go home.My uncle wrote letters every day saying bad things about my cousin, saying that he had a problem with his character, and asked me to hack him to death. My cousin couldn't bear the humiliation, and finally asked my grandpa to go out of the city to meet my uncle.My grandfather, even in his old age, is very flirtatious. For some reason, he was detained by my uncle for adultery.He was stationed at the same place, he must come to the imperial capital, and said that even if he couldn't kill the Yu family, he would go shopping, so I don't know whether to let him in or not.

"Definitely not." Cousin said, "I suspect that the person who assassinated you last time was sent by him."

I snorted, "I thought it was sent by you, murdering my husband or something."

My cousin pinches the flesh on my belly hard with his toes.

When he said this, he was sitting behind my quilt, with a small desk dedicated to the bed in front of him.I huddled under the blanket with the comic, eating potato chips while reading it.We made an appointment, and I can watch whatever I want in the future, and I will leave the court affairs to Biao Nisang.His only request is that when he is doing business, I will move a small stool and sit at his feet to play, and he does not want to do things alone, and I ignore him.He threatened me that if this continues, he will not care about it, and he will also go out to play, damn, where can I find another prime minister?

That's how my uncle and I met.But he must have more headaches than me now. I am the emperor, and everyone will listen to what I say. If you don't listen, you will be rebellious.Although he keeps saying that he is good for me now, if I don't accept it, he will be a rebel, and I feel a little pity for him.But I know he treats me definitely not like my aunt treats me. Out of family affection, I haven't met him a few times. I only know that he is a tall, thin man with a hook nose and yellow eyes. yes.

He was almost about to sit on the dragon chair.But because he was strong and vicious, my grandfather didn't like it.

I think my uncle and cousin are really put together, but my uncle is more dangerous.

Because something really happened, I can seduce my cousin Nissan, but I can't seduce my uncle.

After a few days of confrontation like this, my uncle led his troops back to the north, and I breathed a sigh of relief.I'm really afraid what will happen if he storms the imperial capital. In fact, we don't have many people here.My cousin hastened to replenish the troops and recruit the Gyeonggi Battalion, but at this time, I received a letter that was said to be left to me by Maodou when he left. The letter contained all kinds of hysteria, telling how my cousin was with him What, it's a standard confidant style plus a little pornographic book. If the cowardly and non-existent wife in it is not me, I will support them to be together.

I saw this, now [-]% don’t believe it, but when my cousin found out, he grabbed him and burned him. My cousin really annoyed Maodou, saying that he is lingering, just like the so-and-so who chased Andy Lau Same.I asked him who Andy Lau was, but he couldn't tell.Then I must think that he is a bit weird. He was trying to hide it, so he asked me fiercely, "You don't believe me?! He is so disgusting, why do you ignore him?"

I have to say I believe it, but...

"No buts!"

Then he was pressed on the bed like this.My cousin doesn't want to mention edamame anymore, I can't communicate with him like this.Then I thought of a way, I took a roundabout route, since he refused to talk about his relationship with Maodou, then I would ask about the two of us, I asked him if he liked me.In the end, my cousin refused to say, "What's the point of asking, don't you know?" He still thought I was very annoying, dare to say that Maodou and I were both very annoying in his heart!This soul is weak!

After thinking about it, I can't, I've always been very strange, I look like this, why does my cousin like my pictures?Figure I can pinch my feet?

Because he was R18 when he came up, so I thought he was lying to me.And there always seemed to be someone trying to tell me that my cousin was lying to me.

Then if we start over again, from the beginning of dating, I will probably figure out whether my cousin is sincere to me, because he will definitely say why he likes Barabara, then I will have a little confidence in myself .You can act in sex, but you can't fall in love.I think this is also very good for my cousin, and he will wash it for nothing.And fall in love!Just like Yuan Datou scratched my palm that day!How wonderful!

I said to my cousin, "I want to start over with you."

Cousin said: "Huh?"

"We are not in free love, but a feudal arrangement, so I want to be with you! Fall in love! Come and chase me!"

Cousin still squinted his dead fish eyes: "Huh?"

"Just pretend we don't know each other, why don't you chase me again! You've never chased me, you chased me, you chased me!"

I thought about it for Nissan, and felt that although it was a bit stupid, it was surprisingly interesting!

So we played it.

I play a little Sao Nian who sells grilled sausages, and I just got out of the stall.I baked and baked, and my watch Nissan came.With a sword on his waist, he looks like a young hero.He was originally a young hero, so handsome!

The young man came up to me and wanted to talk to me.I signaled to him that he was only eligible to strike up a conversation if he bought a sausage, so he bought a sausage.Others scolded him for cutting the queue, and I told them that the business was over.They all thought we were crazy.

"Hello, my name is Yu Zaizao." My cousin said with dead fish eyes.

I threw the shovel away, "Why are you doing this? You said to start over, we don't know each other, why are you still Yu Zazao? You can't be Yu Zazao now. And what' hello, my name is Yu In Zao', who would want to associate with you like this! Do it all over again!"

My cousin let out an oh, turned around and disappeared into the crowd, and reappeared in front of the stall not long after.

"My name is Gu Tinglin."

"Who the hell wants to fall in love with Gu Tinglin! You're so damned, why did you name it green tea whore? Are you thinking about him? Tell me! Tell me!"

My cousin said it's just a name, just pick one at random, and it doesn't matter.He was annoyed with picking a name, and he was afraid that it was someone else, and there was a risk of copyright infringement. It’s okay to be a good friend. Who knew that I would be angry, so he asked me to get one for him.What a fart!I asked him to go back and try again, and think about using dim sum.

This time, he bought a bamboo hat to cover half of his face. "Little brother, I came to the capital to find someone. You stand here all day long, watching the horses and horses going north and south. May I ask you?"

"You buy root intestines first." He bought it, and I asked him what his name was, he heheed, and lowered his bamboo hat, "I don't have a name, everyone in the world calls me the passionate swordsman Ruqingjian."