The queen is my cousin
Chapter 16
She had a Yousillyboy look on her face, "My aunt used to help you, but now she can't. My aunt is getting old. No matter how much my aunt wants to pretend, she can't be by your side all day to make decisions for you. Only when someone is by your side can I feel at ease. Let's talk , During the few days I was away, the imperial court was running well, that is your own credit and talent."
"thanks, thanks……"
"Slap!" Another crisp slap across the face, "You are blind as an old lady! You have not been to the court for a total of ten days, and the papers were all approved by that little bitch surnamed Yu. Your words are like Dog crawling, she can't imitate it!" After she finished speaking, she flicked her bangs beautifully, "Xiaozhen, my aunt grew up playing with your father when she was young, and she also watched you and toilet paper grow up to the size you are now. Daddy, you and your father's temperament are almost carved out of the same mold. Auntie won't know how stupid you are! Someday our Tianjia's foundation will be emptied, and you will still hug the little bitch surnamed Yu Laughing and setting fire to the last stubble, I bet you're that type."
"Auntie, I've never really hugged him."
My aunt made a sign that she didn't want to hear, "We'll talk about this later, just be careful when my aunt reminds you, do you hear me?"
"Oh aunt, what are we going to say next today?"
"Slap!" A clean slap across the face, "Today, I'm going to call my cousin!"
I barely resisted the urge to cry, and was speechless.
"I want to find someone for your aunt and cousin to marry in the dark."
"What!" I was startled, only to find that my aunt was sitting on my lap. I couldn't jump up at all, and my thigh muscles were almost torn. "She, she just passed away and you actually..."
"Before you want to be a candidate, there is a release pool here. You squat down, and I will hold your head in it for three to five minutes. Before you know it, you will be husband and wife again. Haveatry?"
"...Nope."
After speaking, there was a silence between us.
In fact, my aunt's favorite is my aunt's cousin. She used to wish she could sleep in the palace every day because she was afraid that I would bully her daughter.Suicide one after another, both of us have a hard time, but how do I compare with her?Whether it's good or bad, I can find another queen when I turn around. My aunt is different. She is a mother, and my aunt and cousin are the flesh that fell from her body. She will never find a substitute in her life.So, I didn't expect that she would take the initiative to reveal this bloody scar, and so calmly.I always thought that if the two of us meet again, it must be a sword, a sword, and a shadow of a sword.
"You must be wondering why." My aunt sighed, took out the dagger in her sleeve, illuminated the poisonous blade for me, and then lightly threw it into the water, "This was originally for you Ready, today."
"Thank you, aunt." I wished I could kneel down for her, "Why... figured it out again?"
"It turned out not to be necessary."
"Uh..." My heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, "Auntie, what do you mean, are you planning to give up revenge or...or do you realize that you can kill me without a dagger?"
"Both."
There was an enigmatic silence between us again.
Seeing me sitting there in such a wretched way, my aunt sighed and patted my head, "It's all about husband and wife, husband and wife, you really look more like your aunt and cousin as you grow older. She was also born like a little white rabbit." The appearance of her is lovely. Of course she is much cuter than you——I didn’t kill you today because Jojo pleaded with me."
She spoke softly, but I am in a bad mood!What does this Nima mean!Didn't she already...
My aunt snorted when she saw the scared expression on my face.She hooked her hands, and I followed her into the Buddhist monastery in fear.When we got to the door, we both stopped at the same time.
"By the way, Xiaozhen, did I just throw the poison-enhancing dagger into the release pool?"
"Uh... yes."
"It doesn't matter," my aunt was silent for a while, then laughed, "We are aristocrats, and we are the most expensive branch of the aristocrats. We are born to be so stupid, and they all know--I am embarrassed to change to a royal temple next year. coming."
"clear."
After the aunt finished speaking, her well-maintained little tender hand pressed the sliding door of the Buddhist monastery.She told me with her eyes, "You have to be ready." I took a deep breath and held my foot firmly.
The sliding door swung open.
I looked at the blood writing all over the wall, and finally understood why I escaped unharmed today——
Sijun makes people old, and the years are suddenly too late.
Abandoned donations suddenly come back, trying to add meals.
"It's her, she's been here." My aunt smiled and cried as she stroked the wall, "She worshiped you since she was a child and learned everything from you, so she also wrote like a dog crawling."
On the one hand, I miss my history, and on the other hand, I feel the hairs stand on end.My ex-wife’s handwriting is indeed not good-looking, but there must be a limit to not being good-looking. Her Nima wrote love poems on the wall crookedly in 56-point small round font. Aunt will cry with joy.At this time, it is clear at a glance who is the mother and who is the husband.
I stepped forward and stopped my aunt's shoulder and patted her shoulder, "Auntie, since this is the case, let the monks pray for the queen tonight, and I will personally read a hundred volumes of the "Diamond Sutra" to pray for the queen."
Auntie nodded, but insisted on not moving out of the monk's house.She said that since her cousin could write this line to her, she would definitely be willing to come out to see her tonight.I couldn't persuade her, so I had no choice but to let her go, and told her that I lived next door and called me if there was anything to do.
When I walked out of my aunt's monastery, I found that Gu Tinglin was sneaking by the door and eavesdropping on us.Seeing me, he didn't know how to put his hands and feet down.I solemnly patted him on the shoulder, took him to the meditation room where I lived, and poured some wine to warm him up.
"So, you are the person sent by my cousin to protect me. I also misunderstood that you specially tripped me up behind my back." I laughed, "I really didn't expect, Gu Aiqing, Gu Aiqing, you still have an idea in a critical moment."
Gu Tinglin narrowed his eyes, and question marks appeared above his head.
"The bloody book on the wall...didn't you copy it one after another? I heard that you are very good at copying people's handwriting."
"what?"
I told him what happened in the monastery, Gu Tinglin turned pale with fright, "No, it's not me..."
I had a big fuck!
"Not who are you?!"
Gu Tinglin muttered: "When... of course it is the first queen!"
"I had a big fuck! They passed away one after another! How can a dead person write on the wall!"
Gu Tinglin calmed down, "The erratic black shadows, the blood on the wall, these are relatively classic scenes, in a word, hell. Don't panic, your majesty, as the son of heaven, you are the sun under the sun." The one with the heaviest energy, [beep——] and [beep——] with Zazao before coming, with the blessing of his yang essence, so ordinary ghosts and ghosts are not allowed to get close to you."
"What's the matter... Even classmates and friends, don't call the current empress by her name directly! Also, your theory won't pass the political review, right! Besides, mothers and fathers have been in the world one after another, so if they go to the underworld, isn't it the underworld? Bardot... wait, Gu Aiqing, what are you doing lying on my back."
"Protect the Emperor!"
That night, no matter how much I coaxed Gu Tinglin, he refused to go back to sleep.I also felt numb in my heart, let Shi Balong lead the imperial guards to surround my aunt's Zen courtyard with three floors and three floors outside, and then set up a formation of eighteen Arhats in the house, and swung the Arhat fist vigorously. I was dazzled by the sight.After the arrangement was completed, I followed the monks to recite sutras all night, and from time to time I woke Gu Tinglin who was dozing off, and urged him to imitate my handwriting to copy the "Diamond Sutra".So busy until dawn, finally nothing happened.Seeing that Dong Tian turned pale and Gu Tinglin was almost finished copying, I was relieved.
As a result, when the side room was so tired and fell asleep, suddenly there was a terrifying scream in my aunt's room!
I grabbed Shi Balong and ran out, Gu Tinglin pulled out his sword and followed closely behind.When we kicked open the door, my aunt screamed again: "Don't come in!"
"Auntie! Are you okay!"
"Stop! Get out!"
Shi Balong snatched Gu Tinglin's decorated sword with his hands, and whispered to us, "There is another person here besides the eldest princess!"
Although Shi Balong was a dude back then, he was a little bit better than me, and his martial arts and internal strength were well practiced. He said there was another person, I have to believe it if I don't believe it!I gave them a wink, I can't risk my aunt's wealth and life!Just as I was about to draw my sword, my aunt yelled, "Get out of here! I haven't put on makeup yet! Come in after I'm done!"
"..."
"Your Highness," Shi Balong flicked his whisk, "it will be tomorrow after you finish putting on your makeup."
Gu Tinglin quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, what Eunuch Shi said makes sense. Your Highness can sit quietly behind the screen for a while. We just need to make sure the room is safe, and we will definitely not peek at you!"
Shi Balong became uneasy, his hand holding the sword shivered, and he looked at Gu Tinglin with strange eyes: "Why are you helping me? What do you mean to me?"
"Ah?" Gu Tinglin's eyes widened naturally.
"I paid you to come to work, not to flirt!" I kicked them away and walked on.My aunt said, "Did I agree! What if you peek at me!"
"Auntie, it takes a long time to see people's hearts, let alone human skin! People always have to live with their true colors."
"I don't want ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Behind the screen, my aunt covered her ears. Her loose long hair and lotus sleeves made her vaguely look like a little girl.
The three of us looked at each other, and I gestured, "She can't hear."
"go!"
"Walk."
We searched the house all over the house while my aunt was hiding her ears and stealing the bell. We shook our heads when we returned to the hall, but there was nothing unusual.I don’t know when, my aunt had already climbed onto the dressing table in a panic, and finished all the isolation, foundation, concealer, and powder at an alarming speed. At this time, she stood up and slapped each of them, "Let you see! Let you see! Hmph, yes Jojo is back."
"thanks, thanks……"
"Slap!" Another crisp slap across the face, "You are blind as an old lady! You have not been to the court for a total of ten days, and the papers were all approved by that little bitch surnamed Yu. Your words are like Dog crawling, she can't imitate it!" After she finished speaking, she flicked her bangs beautifully, "Xiaozhen, my aunt grew up playing with your father when she was young, and she also watched you and toilet paper grow up to the size you are now. Daddy, you and your father's temperament are almost carved out of the same mold. Auntie won't know how stupid you are! Someday our Tianjia's foundation will be emptied, and you will still hug the little bitch surnamed Yu Laughing and setting fire to the last stubble, I bet you're that type."
"Auntie, I've never really hugged him."
My aunt made a sign that she didn't want to hear, "We'll talk about this later, just be careful when my aunt reminds you, do you hear me?"
"Oh aunt, what are we going to say next today?"
"Slap!" A clean slap across the face, "Today, I'm going to call my cousin!"
I barely resisted the urge to cry, and was speechless.
"I want to find someone for your aunt and cousin to marry in the dark."
"What!" I was startled, only to find that my aunt was sitting on my lap. I couldn't jump up at all, and my thigh muscles were almost torn. "She, she just passed away and you actually..."
"Before you want to be a candidate, there is a release pool here. You squat down, and I will hold your head in it for three to five minutes. Before you know it, you will be husband and wife again. Haveatry?"
"...Nope."
After speaking, there was a silence between us.
In fact, my aunt's favorite is my aunt's cousin. She used to wish she could sleep in the palace every day because she was afraid that I would bully her daughter.Suicide one after another, both of us have a hard time, but how do I compare with her?Whether it's good or bad, I can find another queen when I turn around. My aunt is different. She is a mother, and my aunt and cousin are the flesh that fell from her body. She will never find a substitute in her life.So, I didn't expect that she would take the initiative to reveal this bloody scar, and so calmly.I always thought that if the two of us meet again, it must be a sword, a sword, and a shadow of a sword.
"You must be wondering why." My aunt sighed, took out the dagger in her sleeve, illuminated the poisonous blade for me, and then lightly threw it into the water, "This was originally for you Ready, today."
"Thank you, aunt." I wished I could kneel down for her, "Why... figured it out again?"
"It turned out not to be necessary."
"Uh..." My heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, "Auntie, what do you mean, are you planning to give up revenge or...or do you realize that you can kill me without a dagger?"
"Both."
There was an enigmatic silence between us again.
Seeing me sitting there in such a wretched way, my aunt sighed and patted my head, "It's all about husband and wife, husband and wife, you really look more like your aunt and cousin as you grow older. She was also born like a little white rabbit." The appearance of her is lovely. Of course she is much cuter than you——I didn’t kill you today because Jojo pleaded with me."
She spoke softly, but I am in a bad mood!What does this Nima mean!Didn't she already...
My aunt snorted when she saw the scared expression on my face.She hooked her hands, and I followed her into the Buddhist monastery in fear.When we got to the door, we both stopped at the same time.
"By the way, Xiaozhen, did I just throw the poison-enhancing dagger into the release pool?"
"Uh... yes."
"It doesn't matter," my aunt was silent for a while, then laughed, "We are aristocrats, and we are the most expensive branch of the aristocrats. We are born to be so stupid, and they all know--I am embarrassed to change to a royal temple next year. coming."
"clear."
After the aunt finished speaking, her well-maintained little tender hand pressed the sliding door of the Buddhist monastery.She told me with her eyes, "You have to be ready." I took a deep breath and held my foot firmly.
The sliding door swung open.
I looked at the blood writing all over the wall, and finally understood why I escaped unharmed today——
Sijun makes people old, and the years are suddenly too late.
Abandoned donations suddenly come back, trying to add meals.
"It's her, she's been here." My aunt smiled and cried as she stroked the wall, "She worshiped you since she was a child and learned everything from you, so she also wrote like a dog crawling."
On the one hand, I miss my history, and on the other hand, I feel the hairs stand on end.My ex-wife’s handwriting is indeed not good-looking, but there must be a limit to not being good-looking. Her Nima wrote love poems on the wall crookedly in 56-point small round font. Aunt will cry with joy.At this time, it is clear at a glance who is the mother and who is the husband.
I stepped forward and stopped my aunt's shoulder and patted her shoulder, "Auntie, since this is the case, let the monks pray for the queen tonight, and I will personally read a hundred volumes of the "Diamond Sutra" to pray for the queen."
Auntie nodded, but insisted on not moving out of the monk's house.She said that since her cousin could write this line to her, she would definitely be willing to come out to see her tonight.I couldn't persuade her, so I had no choice but to let her go, and told her that I lived next door and called me if there was anything to do.
When I walked out of my aunt's monastery, I found that Gu Tinglin was sneaking by the door and eavesdropping on us.Seeing me, he didn't know how to put his hands and feet down.I solemnly patted him on the shoulder, took him to the meditation room where I lived, and poured some wine to warm him up.
"So, you are the person sent by my cousin to protect me. I also misunderstood that you specially tripped me up behind my back." I laughed, "I really didn't expect, Gu Aiqing, Gu Aiqing, you still have an idea in a critical moment."
Gu Tinglin narrowed his eyes, and question marks appeared above his head.
"The bloody book on the wall...didn't you copy it one after another? I heard that you are very good at copying people's handwriting."
"what?"
I told him what happened in the monastery, Gu Tinglin turned pale with fright, "No, it's not me..."
I had a big fuck!
"Not who are you?!"
Gu Tinglin muttered: "When... of course it is the first queen!"
"I had a big fuck! They passed away one after another! How can a dead person write on the wall!"
Gu Tinglin calmed down, "The erratic black shadows, the blood on the wall, these are relatively classic scenes, in a word, hell. Don't panic, your majesty, as the son of heaven, you are the sun under the sun." The one with the heaviest energy, [beep——] and [beep——] with Zazao before coming, with the blessing of his yang essence, so ordinary ghosts and ghosts are not allowed to get close to you."
"What's the matter... Even classmates and friends, don't call the current empress by her name directly! Also, your theory won't pass the political review, right! Besides, mothers and fathers have been in the world one after another, so if they go to the underworld, isn't it the underworld? Bardot... wait, Gu Aiqing, what are you doing lying on my back."
"Protect the Emperor!"
That night, no matter how much I coaxed Gu Tinglin, he refused to go back to sleep.I also felt numb in my heart, let Shi Balong lead the imperial guards to surround my aunt's Zen courtyard with three floors and three floors outside, and then set up a formation of eighteen Arhats in the house, and swung the Arhat fist vigorously. I was dazzled by the sight.After the arrangement was completed, I followed the monks to recite sutras all night, and from time to time I woke Gu Tinglin who was dozing off, and urged him to imitate my handwriting to copy the "Diamond Sutra".So busy until dawn, finally nothing happened.Seeing that Dong Tian turned pale and Gu Tinglin was almost finished copying, I was relieved.
As a result, when the side room was so tired and fell asleep, suddenly there was a terrifying scream in my aunt's room!
I grabbed Shi Balong and ran out, Gu Tinglin pulled out his sword and followed closely behind.When we kicked open the door, my aunt screamed again: "Don't come in!"
"Auntie! Are you okay!"
"Stop! Get out!"
Shi Balong snatched Gu Tinglin's decorated sword with his hands, and whispered to us, "There is another person here besides the eldest princess!"
Although Shi Balong was a dude back then, he was a little bit better than me, and his martial arts and internal strength were well practiced. He said there was another person, I have to believe it if I don't believe it!I gave them a wink, I can't risk my aunt's wealth and life!Just as I was about to draw my sword, my aunt yelled, "Get out of here! I haven't put on makeup yet! Come in after I'm done!"
"..."
"Your Highness," Shi Balong flicked his whisk, "it will be tomorrow after you finish putting on your makeup."
Gu Tinglin quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, what Eunuch Shi said makes sense. Your Highness can sit quietly behind the screen for a while. We just need to make sure the room is safe, and we will definitely not peek at you!"
Shi Balong became uneasy, his hand holding the sword shivered, and he looked at Gu Tinglin with strange eyes: "Why are you helping me? What do you mean to me?"
"Ah?" Gu Tinglin's eyes widened naturally.
"I paid you to come to work, not to flirt!" I kicked them away and walked on.My aunt said, "Did I agree! What if you peek at me!"
"Auntie, it takes a long time to see people's hearts, let alone human skin! People always have to live with their true colors."
"I don't want ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Behind the screen, my aunt covered her ears. Her loose long hair and lotus sleeves made her vaguely look like a little girl.
The three of us looked at each other, and I gestured, "She can't hear."
"go!"
"Walk."
We searched the house all over the house while my aunt was hiding her ears and stealing the bell. We shook our heads when we returned to the hall, but there was nothing unusual.I don’t know when, my aunt had already climbed onto the dressing table in a panic, and finished all the isolation, foundation, concealer, and powder at an alarming speed. At this time, she stood up and slapped each of them, "Let you see! Let you see! Hmph, yes Jojo is back."
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