The queen is my cousin

I was thinking so wildly, and suddenly found two shadows under the golden body of the Buddha statue.One is me, sitting down, with an unconventional figure; the other is standing, tall and vague.I was shocked, although my imperial guards couldn't stop people like my cousin, but they wouldn't let people sneak into my dozing temple in the middle of the night!When I turned around, I found that there was no one behind me.

I turned around abruptly like a madman, but only my own shadow was left under the golden statue, and the incense candle was burning quietly.

I rubbed my eyes, thinking that I was sleepy and dreaming, and my heart was a little hairy, so I stood up and wanted to go back to my room to rest.My legs and feet were so numb that I asked Shi Balong to come in and help me. Whenever Shi Balong touched me, I burst into tears in pain, so he had to carry me upside down and walk outside.I was hanging upside down on his back, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of that figure slipping to the wall, right behind the Eighteen Arhats!I yelled at him to stop, and pointed at the statue of Arhat: "Shi Balong, Shi Balong has something over there!"

Shi Balong followed my fingers and looked over, "No."

Indeed no more.

I was so scared to pee!I thought this was an ordinary danmei novel, but it turned out to be suspenseful, I was not prepared at all!

What was even more frightening was Shi Balong. His face was very dark all the way. He threw me into the tub and jumped in himself. After taking a hard bath, he spanked my butt. "How old are you! How old are you! Let you pee! Let you pee!" He even made a gesture to squeeze my dick.The dragon chicken was about to be unscrewed by him, it hurt so much.That night I really didn't dare to sleep alone, so I begged Shi Balong to accompany me, and he pinched my butt a few more times, and put me into the bed, but finally I didn't leave.

I shared a bed with Shi Balong at night, and he fell asleep quickly, and I tossed and turned on the bed alone.Although he and I are childhood sweethearts, and we have done a lot of wearing a pair of trousers, but since he became a eunuch, we have rarely been so close. I haven't slept with him for many years.How should I put it, it feels very strange, I always feel that the person next to my pillow should not be him.Shi Balong used to be a slightly better dude than me, if my cousin was here, I wouldn't be so afraid, he wouldn't be afraid of anything.

I just thought wildly about the third watch, only to find that outside our window, there was a figure hanging upside down at some point.At first I thought it was because the curtains had not been lowered, and they were knotted, which looked weird, but after watching for a while, I suddenly remembered that there are no curtains in the Buddhist temple!I, Nima, was about to piss again. At this time, the black figure moved again, and stretched out something like a hand to pick its ears.

Fried chicken is weird!

I couldn't close my eyes all night with my eyes open.That thing has been hanging upside down outside my window as well.When it was dawn, Shi Balong woke up slowly. I told him that he still scolded me for dreaming.I hurriedly asked Miao Zhu to do a ritual to help rescue the refugees who starved to death last winter, and the historian praised my benevolence, but in fact I was afraid of that shadow, so I went to save it.I was afraid of dark shadows for a while, and my aunt for a while, and I was almost split.

But unexpectedly, my aunt actually ran into that weird shadow head-on, causing me to take my life!How can we know that it is not a blessing if it is a blessing in disguise!

Here's the thing.

That day, in order to hide from my aunt, I went to the mountain early in the morning to release animals, and then went to the Wulongtan on the top of the mountain to worship the Dragon King. It is said that the dragon veins in the imperial capital start from this "dragon head". I come here every year to check whether the water level has dropped. such as.My aunt just arrived at the Buddhist monastery that evening. When she came, my mother was hiding on the mountain and was about to freeze. She must have spent most of the day putting on makeup before going out.She is like this, she makes people wait every time she goes out, and her makeup is different from other people's makeup, at most it is decoration, she Nima can redraw the facial features, a whole painted skin sister, she doesn't even need plastic surgery, my impression Never once did I see my aunt with the same face.So I was even more afraid of her-I had no idea who could be the former mother-in-law around me.

My aunt probably also knew that I was afraid that she would hide from her, so as soon as I arrived at Famen Temple, she sent someone to call me down the mountain.Someone said, my aunt is going to take a bath tonight, and fast in the monastery for three days. During these three days, please let me help her take care of the second princess, who is successively's younger sister and my sister-in-law.When I heard that there was a three-day probation period, I hesitated and walked down the mountain awkwardly.The main reason is that Wulongtan is too cold. We have been blowing the mountain wind all day, and when we go down, everyone looks like Iraqi refugees.

Sure enough, my aunt was nowhere to be seen in Famen Temple.I breathed a sigh of relief, and my sister-in-law and my cousin finished the vegetarian meal, and she took my arm and went for a walk in the Fangsheng Pool together.My sister-in-law's eyebrows and eyes look a bit like before and after, and I look at her as if it's been a lifetime.

I'm already a second-married husband, hey.

"My mother wants me to be your queen." The aunt-in-law and cousin skipped even the small talk and went straight to Huanglong.

"Your sister just passed away! And I... I already have a queen."

"Don't interrupt until I'm done." She gave me a stern look.

I nodded and asked her to continue.

"This is what my mother meant. You know, she will not give up until she achieves her goal. Of course, you don't have to be nervous. She also knows your suffering. After all, the old Yu family is not easy to deal with. You are forced by him to end up. My mother will not blame you for your marriage. Cousin, you must know that we are a family no matter what, and our noble royal blood cannot be tarnished by any mess."

"Uh... I didn't expect the lineage to be so far away. The queen can be considered to be from a famous family, so it's defiled... um..."

The women in my aunt's family all have a very powerful superpower, which is selective filtering. As long as what others say doesn't meet their wishes, they will pretend that they didn't hear it.My sister-in-law and cousin ignored my embarrassment and continued, "After I marry you, I may beat you often. But don't be afraid, it's not because I don't like you or you did anything wrong, it's just that I can Unparalleled pleasure from BDSM. I warn you beforehand, be prepared."

I stopped.

My sister-in-law and cousin took a few steps forward, and looked back at me gracefully, her eyes were like autumn water, and her eyebrows were like black ink.

"You're not the second sister, right? The second sister is just like her older sister, she's a shy little lolita with a dark belly, she doesn't look like a queen." I swallowed, and said dejectedly, "Auntie."

My aunt's wonderfully painted face showed a very interesting expression.

I'm cowardly on the surface, but I can't stop roaring in my heart: My aunt is [-] this year, so why not!Nima women are just so scary!The skin care products she uses every year are three times that of my whole year's rice grain, nearly three thousand stones!Three thousand stones gave her a face!Hold!

My aunt brushed her bangs gracefully, and I took a step back in panic, "Auntie, are you going to sleep with your own nephew and ex-son-in-law?"

Auntie raised her hand and slapped me: "Holy Land of Buddhism, keep your mouth clean for this old lady!"

It happened that a monk quietly walked by the release pool.

At the same time, we both put our palms together and bowed to the Daxiong Palace with infinite respect.

Facing the Buddha statue in the dark, I felt infinite courage in my heart. This feeling is called putting to death and rebirth.Even if my aunt puts my head in the freshly thawed release pool in the next second, I will definitely be able to maintain peace of mind and drown.There are still many emperors who drowned to death!This is how King Zhou Zhao died.There are even more emperors who were killed by women, and I'm definitely not too unorthodox.Now I'm relieved.

I don’t want my aunt to drag me to sit by the release pool. Of course, I sat down first. She was using me as a cushion. Anyway, whoever passed by would think that I was taking advantage of her. "Do you know how most of our women die in this era of underdeveloped technology?"

"...You said that we have a little ambiguity."

"All kinds of gynecological diseases. Do you know why we get all kinds of gynecological diseases?"

"...I won't get gynecological diseases."

"Because we don't take good care of our bodies, especially the ovaries, and let the cold enter the body. Once the ovaries are cold, women are prone to various gynecological diseases, pelvic lumps, cervical erosion, rheumatoid arthritis..."

"...enough."

"So Auntie wants to borrow your knee."

"You're already using it, Auntie."

"Slap!" A clean slap across the face, "Today, I'm going to call my cousin!"

"Okay aunt, no problem aunt."

On a cold day, I hugged my nearly forty-year-old aunt, who was as beautiful as a flower, and sat by the release pool in front of the Daxiong Palace, and was stared at by Shi Balong, Gu Tinglin and others who were passing by.Shi Balong was fine, he left without looking sideways, although he ignored my pleading eyes for help, but at least he didn't add to the trouble.Gu Tinglin's morality is much shallower.As an accompanying clerk, his eyeballs were about to fall out, and he watched us not far away, filled with righteous indignation, and even wrote a letter on the spot, which was a combination of parallel and scattered, and tied it at the foot of the carrier pigeon to transport it back to the palace.At times like this, I should be grateful to this green tea bitch who was waiting in the dark to sabotage the relationship between me and my cousin.

"Auntie... I think this is a bit strange. Why don't we go into the Daxiong Palace to maintain our ovaries?"

"Don't act like you have ovaries."

"..."

"I suspect there are undercover agents from the Yu family there. Of course, there may be one in the courtyard too, but look, that silly little white-faced Hanlin opposite thinks we're flirting. Listen, it's for your own good that I asked you to marry your sister-in-law's cousin into the palace. Auntie and You have a surname, even if the one from the Yu family marries you, her surname is still Yu, understand?"

"I'm a little... don't quite understand... little cousin, that doesn't have the same last name as me." I pretended to be afraid of her hitting me.