The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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"Ahahaha! Is this Koizumi Hisakayoshi?! So happy! Yui-chan! Kunikida! Come and see!"

Osamu Dazai stood madly on Kunikida's desk, his entire face was black and blue, obviously poisoned again.He bounced up and down on Kunikida's desk with a smile on his face, and threw the documents he had sorted out all night into a mess.

Kunikida: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

"What's the matter with him?" Kunikida was in a good mood recently because of his obsession with 'romance', and he didn't have the slightest urge to rush up and grab Dazai Osamu by the collar to beat him up.

——This is all due to Ms. Kasuga Sakura.

Kunikida sighed.

If Ms. Kasuga Sakura hadn't mentioned in the chat that she was often very tolerant to colleagues who were beaten up, and she didn't like men who were violent towards colleagues at all... If Ms. Kasuga Sakura hadn't said these things, he would never let him off easily today Osamu Dazai.

What a simple and kind person she is!Kunikida thought about it, and pink flowers appeared around him unconsciously again, and his heart was once again moved by Miss Kasuga Sakura's beauty and kindness.

Seeing his obsessed face again, Ayase Yui felt more and more bad in her heart, and laughed awkwardly, "Haha, Dazai just ate poisonous mushrooms again."

"Kunikida-kun." She was afraid that Dazai Dazai, who had a fool in his head, would tell the truth without hesitation, so she hurriedly patched up Kunikida, "If you can't accept what Dazai said later, then don't accept it. Alright. Haha!"

"Huh?" Kunikida was puzzled.

"It means, no matter what Dazai says, don't believe it!" Ayase Yui hugged Kunikida's arm and begged with a smile on his face, "Please, Kunikida-kun! Be sure to let his words be regarded as p!"

Kunikida: "???"

Seeing that Kunikida-kun didn't speak, Yui Ayase just took it as his acquiescence.Faced with this matter that Kunikida-kun will definitely be furious, she can only urgently find a way out for herself, for example-going out to send a mission!

"——There is a mission just right for you!" Ranpo Edogawa saw Ayase Yui visibly becoming agitated, flicking the bottle of wave soda, and sitting dangling on his exclusive seat, suggested, "The commission happened to be sent to the detective agency today."

"Leave it to me!" Ayase Yui nodded frantically.

He showed a meaningful smile, and confirmed to Yui Ayase again, "Are you sure you want to go?"

"The client assigned this task to Ayase."

Appoint her?Is there a problem?Ayase Yui thought about it, no matter what kind of conspiracy it is, it would be worse than hitting the palm of the person after doing something wrong!

"Please! Please leave this entrustment to me!" Yui Ayase said firmly.

She felt that she still had to run away first, and wait until Kunikida-kun's anger was almost gone before bringing him some souvenirs as an apology.

Ayase Yui flipped through the task list sent by the clerk, and Dazai Osamu behind him kept provoking Kunikida's fragile nerves——

"Kuni~mu~tian~" Osamu Dazai used a sullen tone, exaggerating the corners of his mouth, "Look, I did this—"

He was carrying the mission report that Kunikida had finished rushing overnight yesterday, picked up a corner and tore it off slowly and firmly.Seeing his actions, Kunikida just pushed his glasses calmly, unmoved at all.

"Damn it! Kunikida-kun has evolved!" Dazai became more excited with the naked eye, obviously satisfied with the success of his prank, "Then look at my trick!"

With a degree of softness that is impossible for normal human beings, he leaned back on the empty tabletop with only his waist strength, fished out a notebook from Kunikida's table hole very naturally, and then recovered his standing with a strong lift. posture.

"Look at this!" He gloated, "This is the 'ideal' notebook made by Master Carlisle, whom Kuni~ki~da admires the most!"

Kunikida clenched his fists, and the glasses were shining with white light. Although the dazzling light made Ayase Yui completely unable to see his eyes, but... this is obviously angry! ! !

Dazai is already like this, Kunikida-kun still not up?

Ayase Yui's face was full of admiration for Kunikida's belly today, but the speed of his hands involuntarily increased - this is obviously the rhythm of the big battle that is about to start!

Unyielding Osamu Dazai VS Kunikida-kun who is in love!

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Isn't it obvious that the outcome has been decided? ! !The unyielding Dazai will definitely reveal his secrets under the ravages of poisonous mushrooms!When the time comes, Kunikida-kun, who is patient for love, will only get angrier after realizing that love is also a fake!

Ayase Yui found the entrusted task list that Ranpo-kun said, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "Huh~ I finally found it."

"——Ha! Kunikida-kun is not angry like this?!" Osamu Dazai's mouth crazily rose, and he didn't expect that the words on his account would be so lethal to the ten thousand-year single dog Kunikida. Even Master Carlyle's notebook can be given up!

He frantically jumped on Kunikida's table, countless muddy footprints scattered all over Kunikida's table.

Maybe it's because even the god of poisonous mushrooms can't understand his frightened appearance, directly letting the poison erode his sanity——

"Kunikida! I still have a secret! Huh..." Dazai got off the table with dizzy eyes, and when he was walking in front of Kunikida, he found countless shiny bandages on his body.He tugged at the bandage curiously, and after a while, except for his right hand, he wrapped his whole body with his own bandage.

Yui Ayase: "..." Aren't you rushing to deliver it?Or tie yourself up before sending it off.

It's so sweet, Zhijiang.

Yui Ayase couldn't bear to look directly at her and shook her head.

"What's the secret?" Kunikida pushed his glasses, and when he asked this question, he put on a weird smile.

Kunikida-kun!Kunikida-kun are you so crazy? !You can't be stimulated to burn your brain out, Kunikida-kun!

Yui Ayase wailed for Kunikida-kun at the bottom of her heart, but her feet didn't stop moving, and she quietly slipped to the gate of the Armed Detective Agency.

"By the way! Kunikida! Look!" Tai, who was tied up as a mummy by himself, jumped at Kunikida, and raised his mobile phone with his only remaining free right hand—it was named【桂さくら(sakura)] account interface.

After the onset of toxicity, his eyes turned into circles, and he felt dizzy when he looked at it, "Actually, Ms. Kasuga Sakura who has been chatting with you was pretended by me~" He looked very happy.

Wow~ oh~, slip away~

Ayase Yui opened the door with lightning speed, stepped out, silently sweating for everyone inside except Dazai - after all, Dazai would definitely be beaten.

Well, now it's time for the dead friends to live on.

***

The mission sheet entrusted to the detective agency only had the location written on it.

"—Somewhere on the outskirts of Tokyo?" Ayase Yuiyi read out these words with a puzzled face.

Don't get me wrong, it's not like the client didn't write the address clearly.

The reason why I say "a certain place" is because - this location is too remote, hey!

Yui Ayase struggled on the map, and finally figured out the exact location: on a very, very remote mountain.

——According to the locals, it is a place where only fools live, and there may be ghosts.

"But there is indeed a school up there." The local man said, smoking a pipe, "sometimes the teachers and staff of the school come down to buy food and other necessary supplies."

"But my statement is absolutely correct!" the locals swear, "I have often seen a white-haired man talking to invisible things in the past two years!"

"—So, they are either fools or ghosts!"

Ayase Yui became excited, "What?! Quick, tell me!"

After listening to the detailed description by the locals, Yui Ayase nodded in agreement.

She used her spiritual power to conjure up a lady's cigarette, and the refreshing mint flavor swept through her senses.Yui Ayase pretended to be deep in thought—well, maybe the client was looking for her to deal with invisible ghosts!

This task really belongs to her!Ayase Yui pursed her lips and smiled proudly, then glanced at the mountain road far away, the smile gradually disappeared.jpg

She gritted her teeth - damn it!Why is there a school built on the top of the mountain!

……

Although Yui Ayase is doing special exercises every day and has plenty of physical strength, she just hates mountain climbing very much—a disgust for no reason.

When she dawdled up to the top of the mountain, Gojo Satoru, who had been waiting at the school gate early, couldn't take it anymore.

He crossed his arms, and even though he wore dark sunglasses on his face, he had a "very annoying, annoying, annoying" vibe all over him.He clicked his tongue, "It's so slow, Weichan, I've been waiting for you here for a long time."

"Didn't you send a message half an hour ago saying it's almost here?" Gojo Satoru complained.

Yui Ayase: It turned out to be Gojo Satoru! ! !

She lowered her head in disbelief and confirmed the number on the task list—there was no mistake!

Yui Ayase raised her head mechanically again, right to the right place... and nothing wrong.

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Then this means that the person entrusting the task is the pure love DK in front of him!

Ayase Yui held her forehead.

No wonder Luanbu-jun repeatedly confirmed with her whether he wanted to accept the mission or not before leaving!

Failed!

She fell from one fire pit into another fire pit!

Yui Ayase was dragged by the grinning Gojo Satoru into the school gate marked "Tokyo Metropolitan Higher School of Curse Arts", and looked back at the mountain road when she came again with tears in her eyes—help!She never said she hated mountain roads anymore!

O great mountain god!Please give her another chance to escape!

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The author has something to say:

Today is an hour late because of the simulation experiment!

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