The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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"Hurry up!"

Thumbelina Belmode rode on Black Mole Tian, ​​pulled his hair, and ordered him again, "Hurry up!"

"Master Belmode." Boss Kuroda asked cautiously, "Didn't you say that in this fairy tale, Thumbelina flew away on a swallow?"

"Isn't it because of you?" Belmode kicked him fiercely, "In the fairy tale, the mole only invited four spiders for Thumbelina to sew the wedding dress, but you invited 400 spiders at once! "

"Who knows if this will destroy the original trajectory?!"

...But this is not what I asked for!

Faced with Belmode's accusation, Boss Kuroda was so wronged that he dared not speak out.

Belmode saw his expression, but he didn't want to pay attention to it at all, and just urged him to move forward again.

"By the way." She remembered another thing, "Why did you get the supernatural power?"

Boss Kuroda tried hard to recall, but couldn't remember anything, "...I, I don't remember."

Belmode pulled off a bunch of its hair, and asked him again sharply, "Are you hiding it on purpose?!"

She couldn't believe that Kuroda didn't remember at all!She clearly remembered that the group of people they gathered in the abandoned warehouse were all plotted by the notebook!

Boss Kuroda trembled all over, his hair stood on end.The head, which was empty like a paste, seemed to be poured into memory at this moment, and regained consciousness, "I was attacked by someone on the way back to Tokyo after sending the newcomers to the training base!"

"Newcomer?" Belmode asked indifferently, "Who is it?"

"It's nothing." Boss Kuroda subconsciously wanted to avoid this question, "It's just a decent killer, nothing to worry about."

***

The other side of the fairy tale continent.

With the castle stuck at his waist, Gin walked a few hundred meters with difficulty, and finally realized something was wrong——

According to the fairy tale setting that Vodka said, his current hair should have magical powers!

So why can't he use his magic long hair to travel? !

...he must have been infected by the idiot vodka!

Gin stopped, ignoring his legs that were sinking into the ground more and more because of being overweight, and stood there meditating.

Hmm...but what about the magic hair?

While thinking, Gin touched his smooth and resilient long silver hair with his hands.

Use it as a rope?no!How could there be something that could pull this crap castle on him?

Now there is only one way...

Qin Jiu nodded secretly, and once again fondled his smooth, long magic hair.

He threw away the pannier in the gorgeous skirt, combed his hair again, and squeezed it out of the big hole in the castle...

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"Brother! A little to the right! Yes! A little further to the right! That's right! That's right there!"

Vodka's excited voice kept ringing in his ears, and Gin clicked impatiently, "Are you ready?"

He stayed in the castle with his whole body, he couldn't see the way at all, and he was always guided by the vodka in his car.Right now, he still needs to control the long magic hair to adjust the direction according to Vodka's instructions... If Vodka can't even do this well, he will be the first to collapse him after going out!

"Report to the princess! It's ready!" Vodka responded excitedly.

Tsk, fell ill again.

Gin skillfully ignored it, and jumped forward according to the direction of the magic long hair in his memory——

Just sat on the magic slide and long hair.

... so smooth.

Gin sighed, feeling the wind speed blowing over his calf, and was very satisfied with his idea.

——Isn’t this much faster than walking?

"My lord princess, you must work harder! I can already feel the witch's magic power approaching!"

...Idiot, what do you need to say?

Gin rolled his eyes with a very un-Gin expression.Then he ordered the car to control his body and pour some water on his magic slide——

"Asshole! What is this?!"

Gin smelled the stench mixed with messy smell coming from his hair, wishing he could kill this bastard.

Vodka said in a trembling voice, "...Brother, there is only the witch's potion left in the castle."

Gin: "..."

Gin felt the countless tiny spikes coming out of the magic slide sitting under his buttocks, and the veins on his head popped out—Voltage, glad you are a castle now.

But the matter has come to this point, Gin has no other choice but to endure the lightning, thunder, ice and fire that appeared on the magic slide.

until--

"Ahhhhh! The devil is coming!"

"It's the witch's castle!"

"What is the witch doing here!"

"Ahhhhhh! The witch is going to kill us all!"

"Don't be afraid! Let's stop her!"

"Yes! Stop her!"

……

The noisy and strange voice seemed to be transmitted directly into Qin Jiu's mind, making his head ache from the yelling.

At the same time, he felt the castle crackling and knocking down a group of trees, and stopped when more trees blocked it.

Gin clenched his fists tightly, his fingertips turning white.He gritted his teeth and finally asked, "Asshole! What is this?!"

Now the vodka was sick again, and he became excited in a strange tone, completely ignoring the question of gin, "Ahhh! Little Red Riding Hood! Mrs. Little Red Riding Hood! I want to find Little Red Riding Hood! Little Red Riding Hood's home is on the other side of the forest!"

He even dared to urge Gin, "Hey, hey, hurry up! Little Red Riding Hood's home is ahead!"

Gin squeezed the hem of his skirt with black air. The gorgeous skirt that had experienced spikes, lightning, thunder, and fire and ice was already too tattered to be acceptable at this time.

But the white lace puffy pumpkin pants underneath were left intact (vodka: this is absolute territory!).

Gin said bitterly, "Didn't I tell you to walk on the open ground?! You have such a big castle that overwhelms so many trees, which blind man can not see it?!"

……very good.

The first thing he does when he goes out is to make Vodka put on the pumpkin pants of Absolute Domain and perform idol activities on the busiest street in Tokyo!

"The witch is coming!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The "trees" who were still crowded and shouting to block the advance of the castle quickly burrowed into the soil when they sensed the approach of the witch's magic power, exposing the entire castle that was originally covered.

Gin: "..."

Didn't you still want to stop her just now?

Gin was speechless.

Gin has never seen so many strange things in his life.

"Hmph! Princess Gin! Do you think you can escape from my grasp? It's ridiculous!"

Gin stared at Bourbon who appeared above his head, and a force from the God of Tucao suddenly controlled his mouth, "...Why can he wear a suit and have short hair?"

"What are you talking about, big brother?" Vodka was puzzled, "This is the daily standard outfit of the Witch."

"...then why is Bourbon still holding his police gun?"

Vodka replied as a matter of course, "Of course it is the wand of the Witch!"

Gin lowered his head to look at his poorly dressed and torn skirt like a beggar, and at Bourbon's well-fitting and handsome suit, and couldn't help falling into silence.

"Ha!" The witch sneered, "I didn't expect you to be quite self-conscious about gin, and you actually used the potion I specially prepared for you."

"Wait, wait!" Gin felt a little uncomfortable, "...What kind of potion are those?"

"Ha! Let me think about it—" The witch raised her eyebrows and gave him an evil smile, "It seems that there is... a sensitivity-enhancing potion? Ice and fire double heaven potion? A Dao X's hair loss potion? Rong Mama's look Shall I tie your potion?"

The God of Tucao possessed his body again, and Gin showed his half-moon eyes, "Hey, there seems to be something that might be reported in it?"

"For the sake of your self-consciousness, I can be more gentle." The witch pretended not to hear, and caressed her "magic wand" on her own, "I will show you my outstanding potion room."

"Don't ignore my words! Even if you pretend you don't hear it, you can't hide the fact that you might be reported!"

With a wave of the witch's hand, both of them were transferred to the "potion room" that the witch called.

"...Hey, hey, there are so many instruments of torture on the wall, can this really be called a potion room?" Qin Jiu stared at the large blood stains on the wall from red to black, and the sharp and sharp instruments of torture were covered with blood. Stained red, gloomy.

"That's right, brother." The vodka came out again, "This is the potion room of the Witch."

Shut up, you six.

Gin rolled his eyes viciously, thinking that after going out, it would be a very good idea to imitate the boss of the Inujin Group and send his subordinates to Thailand to change their personalities!

"Well." The witch took down a shiny leather whip from the wall, and the whip made a popping sound. The witch smiled slightly, "Then I'm about to start—"

***

"Ayase..." Kunikida didn't know when he appeared behind her, his whole body was stiff, and his tone was erratic, "This, what is this..."

Ayase Yui quickly closed the "little movie", pretending that nothing happened, and staring at him with Dazai Osamu with the big eyes of Kazilan pretending to be cute.

"Huh? Kunikida-kun? Did something happen?"

"Yeah, we didn't do anything."

"Really? Didn't you watch anything?" Kunikida still muttered to himself as if he had lost his soul, and the shocking and explosive images attacked his reason.

……

"—Bastard Dazai!" After Kunikida regained his composure, he grabbed Dazai Osamu's unusually tough neck and shook it back and forth again, "It's you again, you bastard! You're still messing around with Ayase!"

His lenses seemed to be covered with a layer of black mist, and he was constantly thinking, "I only know that you are usually out of tune, who would have thought that you are still wearing Ayase now! balabalabala... "

Dazai struggled to squeeze out a voice from his throat, "...Kuni...ki...Ta, I didn't do this thing."

That's right, you just tricked the innocent boy Kunikida into falling in love.

Ayase Yui nodded secretly.

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Prompt again:

When writing the world chapter in the book, the characters in it will be OOC to a certain extent, please watch carefully.

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