[Rebirth] This rhythm is wrong!
Chapter 31, Move 8: Be a Nanny
Li Mian got into Han Zhiheng's car and told Han Zhiheng about the Chinese New Year special that he was going to host next week, making him laugh.
I didn't expect Han Zhiheng to have such a strange smile...
"Poor listeners, I don't think they can pass the 'special question'."
"You still stimulate me! I will start working hard when I go back tonight. I must prepare a few decent songs, and I will shock everyone!"
Han Zhiheng stretched out his arms, rubbed Li Mian's head into a bird's nest and said, "Don't make trouble."
Li Mian clutched his chest, almost dying of anger.
When I arrived at Han Zhiheng's house, I saw the owner pointing to the sofa, and Li Mian obediently sat there.
Contrary to the gentle attitude in the car, Han Zhiheng folded his arms and said coldly: "Since I want to live here, I have to tell you some precautions."
Li Mian nodded: "Well, tell me."
Han Zhiheng closed his eyes for a while, as if he was enduring something, and then said: "As for the fact that you turned your room and public bathroom into a monkey's nest, I will bear it for now. But! From now on! Don't touch my things!"
"Move your things?" Li Mian expressed his incomprehension, "What did I move?"
"Forgot, did you? Good job." Han Zhiheng curled his mouth and smiled fakely: "You threw all my clothes into the washing machine."
"Ah! Yes, there is such a thing, I think I can't live in vain, I can help you with housework, it's not troublesome, it's easy to do—"
"Then do you remember, did you take out your clothes?"
Li Mian paused, and began to think, he remembered throwing his clothes into the washing machine, and then he... went to work...
Ahaha, he completely forgot that there were still clothes in the washing machine.
Li Mian asked with a guilty conscience: "I covered it all afternoon, isn't it bad?"
"It's not bad, it's just that they can't be worn anymore."
"Can't you?"
"Otherwise, why don't you say I don't wash it myself, and put it all in categories and wait for it to be washed? Is it because I'm too lazy to put it in the washing machine?! That's not machine washable at all! When I take out the clothes, all It's deformed, how can I wear it!"
Li Mian's eyes rolled wildly, but he didn't dare to look at Han Zhiheng, "I was wrong."
Han Zhiheng stretched out a finger, pointed at Li Mian threateningly, and pointed for a long time, seeing how cowardly Li Mian was, like a puppy about to be discarded, he was still reluctant after all.
"Okay, behave well in the future, let's rest early today." Now he has no way to sternly criticize Li Mian... This is impossible!
Li Mian jumped up from the sofa in an instant and put his elbow on Han Zhiheng's chest, I knew you were too embarrassed to blame me!
Then happily went to Huaguo Mountain to tease monkeys.
But for the sake of the other party being so stupid, he should not remember the villain's mistakes...
Early the next morning, before Han Zhiheng's alarm clock rang, he heard Li Mian's ghostly screams outside the door, and he was instantly frightened.
"Zhi Heng, it's snowing—!"
Han Zhiheng put on his slippers, opened the door and shouted, "Li Mian! If you dare to wake me up early in the morning, I will throw you down!"
Li Mian opened his hands on the left and right sides of his head, fanning him so cutely that he begged for forgiveness.
In his eyes, the current Han Zhiheng is just a fighting scum.
When Han Zhiheng came out of the wash, he found that Li Mian had already prepared breakfast, and he still seemed to have a lot of appetite.
Li Mian was standing by the window watching the snow, when he saw Han Zhiheng coming out, he immediately turned around with a smile and pulled away the chair, inviting the host: "Come and eat, it will get cold later."
Han Zhiheng was in a trance for a while, and then he became a little angry. Does Li Mian know these actions and words? In his eyes, it will make him misunderstand!Isn't that what wives should do?Um? !
Li Mian sat down unceremoniously and began to eat his breakfast.
He has just learned to bake bread, and Han Zhiheng's rice cooker is just right for baking, so it will really create opportunities for him!
The taste is not bad.
He took a few bites and found that Han Zhiheng had already sat down and was looking at him.
Li Mian pushed the other party's share over and ordered: "Hurry up, it's delicious!"
Han Zhiheng reached out and wiped off the bread crumbs around the other person's mouth, resisting the urge to put that little thing into his mouth to taste, and wiped it off with a napkin. If he had that kind of thought, it must be those unnutritious foam Watch too many dramas!
Han Zhiheng turned his head, forced himself to focus on his breakfast, and said in a bad tone: "Can you pay attention to the way you eat, like a pig that eats food, don't dirty the floor of my house, or I will make you crawl on the floor to wipe it! "
What surprised him was that the usually chatty Li Mian neither refuted nor laughed.
Han Zhiheng is not used to it, what happened to Li Mian?
He turned his head and looked over, stunned.
Li Mian actually sat there blushing.
"You...why are you blushing!" Damn Li Mian, who is usually careless, suddenly blushed, making him feel hot on his face, and lost all face!
"Eh..." Li Mian hesitated and didn't dare to look up, and naturally he didn't notice Han Zhiheng's face that was in sync with him, so he turned his face to the door. Would he say that he thought that action just now was so ambiguous!His heartbeat is out of control now, his blood supply has increased, and his face will definitely turn red!
The silence in the room made both of them feel awkward.
The sound of the jumping second hand of the clock in the living room became very loud.
A full minute passed.
"Ah! I forgot to bring the soup." Li Mian suddenly remembered that he had made some soup, forgot the embarrassment just now, and immediately dropped the bread in his hand and ran to the kitchen.
When he came out, the shyness just now was gone, and Han Zhiheng was eating without saying a word, not hurting him as usual.
"Hey, this soup is so simple, try it, it just cools down after a while."
After the two had breakfast, Han Zhiheng began to pack his things and prepare to go to the company.
"Zhiheng, you want to go? Don't go, play with me at home."
Han Zhiheng tied his tie and asked Li Mian, "Don't you need to go to the company? Will your father beat you to death?"
"My dad won't let me drive in such heavy snow, so I don't have to go." He half looked up at Han Zhiheng. There is no game console here, and he doesn't like to play computer games. It's too boring to stay alone all day. "Okay, don't go, anyway, Xiao Xiang and Xiao Dong are there to support it."
Han Zhiheng was stunned by Li Mian's look, and he couldn't refuse subconsciously.But he was determined not to let Li Mian have the illusion that "Zhiheng will satisfy me as long as I ask for it"!
Han Zhiheng still refused extremely cruelly.
Li Mian chased all the way to the door, and begged Han Zhiheng by the arm, "Zhiheng, don't go—"
As soon as the door was opened, there was an aunt who was about to throw out the garbage at the stairs outside the door, and she followed the sound and aimed at her.
Han Zhiheng lowered his voice and warned: "Let go, go in and stay."
"I'm bored. If you don't look at me, I'm afraid I'll tear down your house." Li Mian's cheeks puffed up, indicating that he's a big fan!
Han Zhiheng sighed, but was still defeated by Li Mian's watery eyes, and gave up: "Wait for me for an hour, I'll go and send the documents to the company and I'll come back after I've finished."
"Oh! That's great! Let's go, I'll be here waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to come back to see the peach blossom—"
Han Zhiheng closed the door with a dark face, and forced a stiff smile at the aunt who was still looking at him curiously.
After the plan succeeded, Li Mian began to search for songs on the computer, preparing for the next Spring Festival special program.
In fact, he was not so unreasonable. The reason why he wanted Han Zhiheng back was only because he wanted Han Zhiheng to help him correct the tune. When he heard himself singing, he always felt that he was in tune, no problem, but others said he was out of tune.
It is said that people who run away can't hear that they are running. Is it true?
As for those who knew that he was a radio host, there were only two of them now, Han Zhiheng and Shen Xiaoqian.
He doesn't count on Shen Xiaoqian, he will definitely laugh at him to death.
It was Han Zhiheng who was patient. Although he would laugh at him [-]% of the time, he was used to being laughed at by Han Zhiheng, and he had a thick skin.
And isn't there a saying that if you are close to the water, you get the moon first, right?
As for the true meaning of this sentence, Li Mian Chinese teacher admitted that he was transferred from the sports group.
The special is two hours, Li Mian calculated, he must prepare [-] songs, and he can't repeat the same.
Fortunately, he has also learned a lot, and it is time for him to accumulate a lot, haha.
After choosing the song, engraving the disc, typing out the lyrics he needed to sing, and began to practice.
Han Zhiheng came back 10 minutes later than agreed. When the sound of keys sounded outside the door, Li Mian stopped the countdown hourglass in his heart.
Probably the snowy road was slippery and the trip was delayed.
As soon as Han Zhiheng opened the door, Li Mian hurried to the door, took out Han Zhiheng's slippers and set them up, then reached out to ask for the other's coat.
Han Zhiheng paused when he took off his clothes, and then pretended not to notice anything and handed the clothes to Li Mian with a crooked face. I didn't notice anything, and I didn't even know that this was what a good wife should do.
But in his heart, he began to give Li Mian points.
It turns out that a fool like a bastard who does nothing well, Li Mian didn't know when he became so virtuous.
The cooking can be scored 90 points. Although the housework is not very good, fortunately, the consciousness is high enough to know how to improve. The second time I cleaned the kitchen more neatly than the first time, but it ruined several clothes for him. A passing score, usually hands and feet are diligent, and knowing that he comes back to hand slippers and hang coats, I can give 80 points for daily life.
Han Zhiheng is still grading, and his eyes have shifted to Li Mian. Judging from the experience of kissing last time, he feels that the reaction of the other party is good, and he can give a high score. The figure... I haven't seen this for a long time, so let's not evaluate it. The skin seems to be able to squeeze out water when it is so dry in winter, and I can give it full marks...
Li Mian took Han Zhiheng to his Huaguo Mountain, and then settled the person who seemed to be in a daze for some reason and sat down beside the bed, while he sat on the other side and held up his small notebook, saying to Han Zhiheng: "Zhiheng Ah, I'm going to sing, please listen to me, tell me if something is out of tune, I'm going to prepare a show."
With a perfect score of 100, the sound can definitely be given 120 points... I don't know if it will reach 150 points in bed... Huh?Sing?
When Han Zhiheng came back to his senses, Li Mian had already sung.
Han Zhiheng's high-spirited mood fell to the bottom in an instant. Can his hearing survive until then? !
"What do you mean a line is out of tune, sing it to me again! You don't have a line at all!"
"I have a sore throat, Zhiheng..."
"Who just asked me for advice? Huh?" My ears are dying, will I let your throat go!
"I was wrong, otherwise we would be here today..."
"No! You'll be on the show the day after tomorrow. Anyway, you got there based on my relationship, so you're just giving me face?"
Speaking of this, Li Mian became wilted again, hey—how cannibalistic!
Li Mian expected Ai Ai to continue singing in the room, and Han Zhiheng, who had gone out after a while, came back and handed him several boxes of medicine and water.
"Protect your throat, take a break."
Li Mian took the medicine box, all of which were throat medicines and lozenges to protect the throat. There was also a layer of water mist on the medicine box that had just condensed from the warm indoor air. Was this what Han Zhiheng went downstairs to buy for him just now?Then, I don’t know why, I said Enen twice, and then as if I couldn’t control my excitement, I rushed to hug Han Zhiheng, and rubbed the other’s cold face twice: "Oh, you are so kind !"
I didn't expect Han Zhiheng to have such a strange smile...
"Poor listeners, I don't think they can pass the 'special question'."
"You still stimulate me! I will start working hard when I go back tonight. I must prepare a few decent songs, and I will shock everyone!"
Han Zhiheng stretched out his arms, rubbed Li Mian's head into a bird's nest and said, "Don't make trouble."
Li Mian clutched his chest, almost dying of anger.
When I arrived at Han Zhiheng's house, I saw the owner pointing to the sofa, and Li Mian obediently sat there.
Contrary to the gentle attitude in the car, Han Zhiheng folded his arms and said coldly: "Since I want to live here, I have to tell you some precautions."
Li Mian nodded: "Well, tell me."
Han Zhiheng closed his eyes for a while, as if he was enduring something, and then said: "As for the fact that you turned your room and public bathroom into a monkey's nest, I will bear it for now. But! From now on! Don't touch my things!"
"Move your things?" Li Mian expressed his incomprehension, "What did I move?"
"Forgot, did you? Good job." Han Zhiheng curled his mouth and smiled fakely: "You threw all my clothes into the washing machine."
"Ah! Yes, there is such a thing, I think I can't live in vain, I can help you with housework, it's not troublesome, it's easy to do—"
"Then do you remember, did you take out your clothes?"
Li Mian paused, and began to think, he remembered throwing his clothes into the washing machine, and then he... went to work...
Ahaha, he completely forgot that there were still clothes in the washing machine.
Li Mian asked with a guilty conscience: "I covered it all afternoon, isn't it bad?"
"It's not bad, it's just that they can't be worn anymore."
"Can't you?"
"Otherwise, why don't you say I don't wash it myself, and put it all in categories and wait for it to be washed? Is it because I'm too lazy to put it in the washing machine?! That's not machine washable at all! When I take out the clothes, all It's deformed, how can I wear it!"
Li Mian's eyes rolled wildly, but he didn't dare to look at Han Zhiheng, "I was wrong."
Han Zhiheng stretched out a finger, pointed at Li Mian threateningly, and pointed for a long time, seeing how cowardly Li Mian was, like a puppy about to be discarded, he was still reluctant after all.
"Okay, behave well in the future, let's rest early today." Now he has no way to sternly criticize Li Mian... This is impossible!
Li Mian jumped up from the sofa in an instant and put his elbow on Han Zhiheng's chest, I knew you were too embarrassed to blame me!
Then happily went to Huaguo Mountain to tease monkeys.
But for the sake of the other party being so stupid, he should not remember the villain's mistakes...
Early the next morning, before Han Zhiheng's alarm clock rang, he heard Li Mian's ghostly screams outside the door, and he was instantly frightened.
"Zhi Heng, it's snowing—!"
Han Zhiheng put on his slippers, opened the door and shouted, "Li Mian! If you dare to wake me up early in the morning, I will throw you down!"
Li Mian opened his hands on the left and right sides of his head, fanning him so cutely that he begged for forgiveness.
In his eyes, the current Han Zhiheng is just a fighting scum.
When Han Zhiheng came out of the wash, he found that Li Mian had already prepared breakfast, and he still seemed to have a lot of appetite.
Li Mian was standing by the window watching the snow, when he saw Han Zhiheng coming out, he immediately turned around with a smile and pulled away the chair, inviting the host: "Come and eat, it will get cold later."
Han Zhiheng was in a trance for a while, and then he became a little angry. Does Li Mian know these actions and words? In his eyes, it will make him misunderstand!Isn't that what wives should do?Um? !
Li Mian sat down unceremoniously and began to eat his breakfast.
He has just learned to bake bread, and Han Zhiheng's rice cooker is just right for baking, so it will really create opportunities for him!
The taste is not bad.
He took a few bites and found that Han Zhiheng had already sat down and was looking at him.
Li Mian pushed the other party's share over and ordered: "Hurry up, it's delicious!"
Han Zhiheng reached out and wiped off the bread crumbs around the other person's mouth, resisting the urge to put that little thing into his mouth to taste, and wiped it off with a napkin. If he had that kind of thought, it must be those unnutritious foam Watch too many dramas!
Han Zhiheng turned his head, forced himself to focus on his breakfast, and said in a bad tone: "Can you pay attention to the way you eat, like a pig that eats food, don't dirty the floor of my house, or I will make you crawl on the floor to wipe it! "
What surprised him was that the usually chatty Li Mian neither refuted nor laughed.
Han Zhiheng is not used to it, what happened to Li Mian?
He turned his head and looked over, stunned.
Li Mian actually sat there blushing.
"You...why are you blushing!" Damn Li Mian, who is usually careless, suddenly blushed, making him feel hot on his face, and lost all face!
"Eh..." Li Mian hesitated and didn't dare to look up, and naturally he didn't notice Han Zhiheng's face that was in sync with him, so he turned his face to the door. Would he say that he thought that action just now was so ambiguous!His heartbeat is out of control now, his blood supply has increased, and his face will definitely turn red!
The silence in the room made both of them feel awkward.
The sound of the jumping second hand of the clock in the living room became very loud.
A full minute passed.
"Ah! I forgot to bring the soup." Li Mian suddenly remembered that he had made some soup, forgot the embarrassment just now, and immediately dropped the bread in his hand and ran to the kitchen.
When he came out, the shyness just now was gone, and Han Zhiheng was eating without saying a word, not hurting him as usual.
"Hey, this soup is so simple, try it, it just cools down after a while."
After the two had breakfast, Han Zhiheng began to pack his things and prepare to go to the company.
"Zhiheng, you want to go? Don't go, play with me at home."
Han Zhiheng tied his tie and asked Li Mian, "Don't you need to go to the company? Will your father beat you to death?"
"My dad won't let me drive in such heavy snow, so I don't have to go." He half looked up at Han Zhiheng. There is no game console here, and he doesn't like to play computer games. It's too boring to stay alone all day. "Okay, don't go, anyway, Xiao Xiang and Xiao Dong are there to support it."
Han Zhiheng was stunned by Li Mian's look, and he couldn't refuse subconsciously.But he was determined not to let Li Mian have the illusion that "Zhiheng will satisfy me as long as I ask for it"!
Han Zhiheng still refused extremely cruelly.
Li Mian chased all the way to the door, and begged Han Zhiheng by the arm, "Zhiheng, don't go—"
As soon as the door was opened, there was an aunt who was about to throw out the garbage at the stairs outside the door, and she followed the sound and aimed at her.
Han Zhiheng lowered his voice and warned: "Let go, go in and stay."
"I'm bored. If you don't look at me, I'm afraid I'll tear down your house." Li Mian's cheeks puffed up, indicating that he's a big fan!
Han Zhiheng sighed, but was still defeated by Li Mian's watery eyes, and gave up: "Wait for me for an hour, I'll go and send the documents to the company and I'll come back after I've finished."
"Oh! That's great! Let's go, I'll be here waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to come back to see the peach blossom—"
Han Zhiheng closed the door with a dark face, and forced a stiff smile at the aunt who was still looking at him curiously.
After the plan succeeded, Li Mian began to search for songs on the computer, preparing for the next Spring Festival special program.
In fact, he was not so unreasonable. The reason why he wanted Han Zhiheng back was only because he wanted Han Zhiheng to help him correct the tune. When he heard himself singing, he always felt that he was in tune, no problem, but others said he was out of tune.
It is said that people who run away can't hear that they are running. Is it true?
As for those who knew that he was a radio host, there were only two of them now, Han Zhiheng and Shen Xiaoqian.
He doesn't count on Shen Xiaoqian, he will definitely laugh at him to death.
It was Han Zhiheng who was patient. Although he would laugh at him [-]% of the time, he was used to being laughed at by Han Zhiheng, and he had a thick skin.
And isn't there a saying that if you are close to the water, you get the moon first, right?
As for the true meaning of this sentence, Li Mian Chinese teacher admitted that he was transferred from the sports group.
The special is two hours, Li Mian calculated, he must prepare [-] songs, and he can't repeat the same.
Fortunately, he has also learned a lot, and it is time for him to accumulate a lot, haha.
After choosing the song, engraving the disc, typing out the lyrics he needed to sing, and began to practice.
Han Zhiheng came back 10 minutes later than agreed. When the sound of keys sounded outside the door, Li Mian stopped the countdown hourglass in his heart.
Probably the snowy road was slippery and the trip was delayed.
As soon as Han Zhiheng opened the door, Li Mian hurried to the door, took out Han Zhiheng's slippers and set them up, then reached out to ask for the other's coat.
Han Zhiheng paused when he took off his clothes, and then pretended not to notice anything and handed the clothes to Li Mian with a crooked face. I didn't notice anything, and I didn't even know that this was what a good wife should do.
But in his heart, he began to give Li Mian points.
It turns out that a fool like a bastard who does nothing well, Li Mian didn't know when he became so virtuous.
The cooking can be scored 90 points. Although the housework is not very good, fortunately, the consciousness is high enough to know how to improve. The second time I cleaned the kitchen more neatly than the first time, but it ruined several clothes for him. A passing score, usually hands and feet are diligent, and knowing that he comes back to hand slippers and hang coats, I can give 80 points for daily life.
Han Zhiheng is still grading, and his eyes have shifted to Li Mian. Judging from the experience of kissing last time, he feels that the reaction of the other party is good, and he can give a high score. The figure... I haven't seen this for a long time, so let's not evaluate it. The skin seems to be able to squeeze out water when it is so dry in winter, and I can give it full marks...
Li Mian took Han Zhiheng to his Huaguo Mountain, and then settled the person who seemed to be in a daze for some reason and sat down beside the bed, while he sat on the other side and held up his small notebook, saying to Han Zhiheng: "Zhiheng Ah, I'm going to sing, please listen to me, tell me if something is out of tune, I'm going to prepare a show."
With a perfect score of 100, the sound can definitely be given 120 points... I don't know if it will reach 150 points in bed... Huh?Sing?
When Han Zhiheng came back to his senses, Li Mian had already sung.
Han Zhiheng's high-spirited mood fell to the bottom in an instant. Can his hearing survive until then? !
"What do you mean a line is out of tune, sing it to me again! You don't have a line at all!"
"I have a sore throat, Zhiheng..."
"Who just asked me for advice? Huh?" My ears are dying, will I let your throat go!
"I was wrong, otherwise we would be here today..."
"No! You'll be on the show the day after tomorrow. Anyway, you got there based on my relationship, so you're just giving me face?"
Speaking of this, Li Mian became wilted again, hey—how cannibalistic!
Li Mian expected Ai Ai to continue singing in the room, and Han Zhiheng, who had gone out after a while, came back and handed him several boxes of medicine and water.
"Protect your throat, take a break."
Li Mian took the medicine box, all of which were throat medicines and lozenges to protect the throat. There was also a layer of water mist on the medicine box that had just condensed from the warm indoor air. Was this what Han Zhiheng went downstairs to buy for him just now?Then, I don’t know why, I said Enen twice, and then as if I couldn’t control my excitement, I rushed to hug Han Zhiheng, and rubbed the other’s cold face twice: "Oh, you are so kind !"
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