[Rebirth] This rhythm is wrong!

Han Zhiheng was confused after hearing this, why did Zheng Xue get involved again, let alone that he and Zheng Xue only met twice because of Li Mian's confusion, Li Mian's attitude towards him and Zheng Xue is too strange , it always seemed that he would like Zheng Xue.

"Clarify, what's going on?"

Expecting a drunk to explain things clearly, Han Zhiheng made a big mistake.

Although Li Mian was very happy that Han Zhiheng let him talk, his tongue was already disobedient, rolling his tongue for a while and flattening it for a while, accompanied by a domineering hiccup, and he started a new round of babbling.

Han Zhiheng only stripped some "seemingly" useful information from Li Mian's statement.

The movie I just mentioned was released at the end of 2012, which is the end of this year (?!).

At the end of this year (?!), he went to see this movie "intimately" with Zheng Xue, although the content of the movie from Li Mian's mouth made him feel very special and extremely boring .

But that's not the point, the point is, why did he listen to a drunkard say that the movie will be released at the end of this year!

Is he crazy!

No, it must be that Li Mian was insane after drinking too much!

It's only the beginning of the year!

Until Han Zhiheng dragged him upstairs and threw him into the bedroom, Li Mian was still talking, but his voice had turned into a murmur.

Han Zhiheng took off his coat and heaved a sigh of relief. "If you dare to gain another two catties, I will throw you by the side of the road next time!"

Li Mian seemed to have heard him talking, closed his eyes and pursed his lips, his expression looked disdainful, but he stopped talking, it seemed that the bed was too comfortable, he fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow.

Han Zhiheng, who couldn't understand Li Mian tossing him half to death, but slept comfortably, walked into the room gently, dragged Li Mian's big monkey over, and put it on Li Mian's bed, thinking about how Li Mian got up early in the morning Seeing how frightened the monkey was, he felt in a good mood.

Covering the other party with the quilt, Han Zhiheng decided to retire.

As soon as he straightened up, he saw Li Mian turned over, hugged the monkey in his arms, rubbed it and smashed it, and said two words, "Zhiheng..."

Han Zhiheng was stunned like a thunderbolt, and his heart started to beat wildly. Although he wanted to control himself to be calm, his body was still hot from top to bottom, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

This Li Mian has no shit skills, but he is top-notch in seducing people!

"Hey, are you alive or dead?" Han Zhiheng asked tentatively in a low voice.

Li Mian continued to hug the monkey, snoring after getting drunk, breathing evenly.

Han Zhiheng stared fiercely at the drunk man on the bed, but in the end he couldn't resist the little devil in his heart, so he bent down again, waved his palm, turned him into a face-up posture, and pressed his lips.

Kiss Li Mian for the first time.

Half a year ago, someone said to him: Han Zhiheng, if you kiss this idiot one day, he will definitely kick him to death.

But now, he rubbed his lips, even reluctant to leave.

Anyway, I kissed, and I didn't do one thing, and I didn't stop doing it -- let's talk when I've kissed enough.

As soon as the thoughts were indulged, the tongue involuntarily pried open the other's lips and teeth, and poked in.

A smell of wine!

He pinched Li Mian's waist as punishment, and the person under him snorted uncomfortably, and Han Zhiheng took the opportunity to plunder even deeper.

Li Mian's lips were soft, and his tongue was probably exercised by talking too much. It would wrap around him automatically when he was kissed, and his arms came out of the quilt to hug him, and his body followed him upwards.

shameless!She even took the initiative to seduce him!

Kissing and kissing, both of them were breathing heavily. Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Han Zhiheng used his perseverance to swing down the other's arm with both hands, press it back into the quilt, then straightened up, panting for a long time, With a stiff body and unnatural steps, he left Li Mian's bedroom.

No, not now, he has to think about the overall situation...

Sooner or later, Li Mian was stripped and eaten so that there was not even scum left. Let's see if he dares to stick out his tongue and cuddle him shamelessly!

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, there was still the sound of rushing water in Han Zhiheng's bathroom.

The person inside was taking a shower with a sullen face, humming twice from time to time.

Headache.

Li Mian rubbed his head.

It hurts like the last time I was sick!

"Mom! Mom! Mommy—"

Li Mian closed his eyes and called twice, but no one answered.He opened his eyes in a daze, only to see a dark brown hairy thing in front of him, and a pair of big eyes looking at him...

"Help, help!!"

Li Mian rolled out of bed with the quilt in his arms, and immediately sat up again, rubbing his buttocks and screaming for pain.

Looking at the thing that scared him half to death just now, it turned out to be his big monkey...

After turning my head for a long time, I saw a room full of monkey stickers, and then I remembered where I was.

Needless to say, that monkey must be Han Zhiheng's masterpiece!

——"Han Zhiheng, your uncle!!"

Li Mian opened the door angrily and went out, intending to find Han Zhiheng to argue, but he searched the house but found no one.

Looking up at the watch, it's 12:40... It seems that Han Zhiheng has already left for the company.

There were several bowls on the table.

Li Mian walked over and opened them one by one. There were porridge, buns, milk, and bread...

"Hmph, for the sake of your consideration, I won't argue with you."

When Li Mian turned around, the cloudy weather turned clear, and he happily ran to the bathroom to wash up, and came out to eat before he could wipe his face clean.

cold.

He didn't bother to heat it up, so he just ordered some hot water and ate it.

After eating, he was in a good mood to help Han Zhiheng wash the dishes. This time he was not stupid and filled every bowl with dish soap. He had already asked the cook how to wash the dishes before. I think it is much simpler, it is easy to rinse clean!Is it okay for a dishwasher to be able to do it for 3000 yuan a month!

Humming an out-of-key song, Li Mian finished washing the dishes and wanted to do something else, so he searched around Han Zhiheng's house.

Han Zhiheng's life is very regular, and the unwashed clothes are sorted and put away, waiting to be sent to the laundry.

He showed kindness today and helped Han Zhiheng wash his clothes!

He knows how to use a fully automatic washing machine.

All the clothes were picked up and thrown in. After setting the mode, the washing machine began to hum and spin.

When he looked at his watch again, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, he should go to the company to show up, and then go home.

When Li Mian put on his coat, he could smell the strong smell of wine and last night's food, it was so unpleasant to die.

Only then did he have the time to recall how he got here last night.

I vaguely remember that Han Zhiheng took him over... He originally planned to go to Shen Xiaoqian to deal with him for one night.

Speaking of which, he seemed to recall something... something that wasn't quite right.

Li Mian touched his lips and smiled heartlessly. How could it be possible? It must be a dream.

Li Mian went to the company to show his face, and then went to Han Zhiheng to say thank you.

When he saw Han Zhiheng, Li Mian remembered that "dream" for some reason, and he suddenly planned to show off triumphantly.

"Zhiheng, guess what I dreamed about last night?"

Han Zhiheng, who hadn't looked at him since he came in, still lowered his head, looking not in a good mood.

Li Mian said to himself: "Hey, I dreamed about you—"

Hearing this, Han Zhiheng raised his head.

Li Mian suddenly stopped, unable to speak.

Nima is so dangerous... I almost said it, if I told Han Zhiheng that I dreamed that we were having sex, would Han Zhiheng strangle him to death?

After accusing Han Zhiheng of being wronged as a homosexual, he committed perverted behavior in his dream... This must be the rhythm of death!

Han Zhiheng was aroused, and asked him: "What did you dream about me?"

"Ahaha, it's nothing, you're busy, I, I'm home!" After speaking, he ran away as if fleeing for his life.

Running into the elevator in one breath, Li Mian touched his face, feeling a little hot.

This must be scary!

As the Chinese New Year approaches, every program on the radio station has a special episode.

Li Mian is partnering with a male host of "Only For Singers" to host a compilation episode of this program.

Li Mian told the director that he can't sing, and he really can't. The director glanced at him and told him: "It's okay, you can help me when the sky falls, Xiao Liang, so you can make do with it." In fact, it was someone else They didn't even want to host with him, so they agreed to cooperate with Li Mian because the host of this singing show was easy to talk to.

Li Mian couldn't imagine how his show could be combined with a singing show, it didn't match at all!

Moreover, he usually listens to the secrets of the boudoir of those big sisters, and he is so obscene when he spits out while making random moves, I really don't want others to see it!

In order not to let his show be carried by the "airborne soldier" Li Mian, Xiao Liang decided to teach Li Mian to sing.

Although Xiao Liang is not professional, his voice is absolutely top-notch, incomparable to that of a singer, but he can't stand the ground. How many men and women in D City will stay in front of the radio and make phone calls when the time comes. Apart from showing off their singing voice, they also Listen to the magnetic voice hosted by Liang.

Li Mian has only been in the radio station for more than a month, except for the director, the director and a few staff members, he doesn't know anyone else.A newly acquainted staff member helped him lead the way, and found the host Liang Yukai who was only crazy about singing.

Liang Yukai was hosting the show, and the audience called to order the song they wanted to sing, and he was in charge of playing the accompaniment. If some audience couldn't keep up with the rhythm or the tune was wrong, he would hum along and bring it back.

Li Mian listened to the second half of the program outside, and had to admire Xiao Liang's singing really well, no wonder he was able to hold a music concert in D City.

When Liang Yukai finished broadcasting the program and came out, Li Mian went to introduce himself and study their programs familiarly.

The final format of the program is a series of award-winning song guessing.

Sung by Liang Yukai, the listeners who called in guessed the title of the song within the specified time.And Li Mian is in charge of the "special question", that is, listeners who guess all the songs sung by Liang Yukai correctly should listen to Li Mian's singing, keep guessing, and the winner will get a gift.

Li Mian had black lines all over his head, but he still couldn't escape singing.

He said truthfully: "I sing...but I'm not really in tune..."

If Han Zhiheng hears it, he must praise him for his modesty. It's not just "not so" in tune...

"That's just right, the special questions are naturally very difficult." Liang Yukai blinked at him, and enlightened, "Or I can teach you a few."

However, Li Mian felt a mouthful of old blood choking in his throat and almost spit it out.

After understanding the situation clearly, Li Mian went back to spend his spare time preparing songs. Seeing that it was early morning again, he started packing his things and headed home to his "Huaguo Mountain".

As soon as he covered himself tightly, he saw a familiar figure approaching from a distance, with Cheng Tai still following him, and the two were chatting.

Li Mian smiled into a flower in an instant, and said to the person who walked up to him, "Come and pick me up!"

Han Zhiheng nodded, said goodbye to Cheng Hao, and then said to Li Mian: "I just stopped by to take a look. I didn't expect you to be there, so let's go."

Li Mian curled his lips, expressing his disdain in his heart, anyway, he believed that Han Zhiheng came to pick him up on purpose.

The author has something to say: Sometimes it is good to popularize Internet terms.

In the past, when I wrote essays, many readers didn’t understand what it meant when I wrote “make (zuo) demon” or “make”. , Said it was "you can get a pump if you have nothing to do", but some people still don't understand.

However, since the phrase "If you don't die, you won't die" has become popular, everyone seems to understand the meaning of "doing".