Salted fish wants to divorce every day

In fact, it was not a big deal, but it was the time when Ju An and Yan Zefeng were at odds.From daily life to study, everything has to be fought.

So at that time, it was naturally impossible for the two of them to talk properly.Talking is to ridicule each other, to smear each other and make trouble.

In fact, according to the development of this normal plot, the two of them are more likely to become rivals, the kind who will never die.

Who would have thought that the two would actually get married in the end?

"Didn't you just put your name in President Ba's novel? As for remembering it for so many years? You are too vengeful!" Ju An said speechlessly.

"Besides, I was the boss who replaced you at the time, so I should praise you!"

Yan Zefeng was unmoved, and still smiled calmly, but his tone sounded a bit cold.

"Oh, is that so? Isn't it you who said I have a brain disorder?"

"..." Ah this...

It was indeed him.

At that time, when he was discussing with that girl, he actually casually got involved in the topic of prison strictness.

At that time, the little girls in the class were all obsessed with the domineering president. During the break, they were either reading novels or discussing the plot and character design together.Some are obsessed, and even hide from the teacher to watch secretly during class.

Anyway, it's a madman.

Ju An just wondered what kind of novels are so attractive?After flipping through it for a few times, I was very irritated.

The relationship between the hero and heroine can only be described in four words: life and death.

All shaking M.

Really brain disease.

Any plot in the novel can only be sent to the other party if viewed in reality: my country has a complete set of punishments.

Although it can be seen that people's three views are entangled, there are some accidents that are bloody.

So Ju An couldn't help participating in the topic, but the content of his discussion was somewhat different from the romance between girls.

He brought Yan Zefeng's name into the plot, either the brain-dead overlord or the silly, white and sweet heroine.

Not to mention, after bringing those plots into Yan Zefeng's name, I found that this novel is really delicious!Especially seeing the plot of "Yan Zefeng" being abused, that's one word: cool!

Ju An's popularity in school is very good, and everyone is willing to play with him, and the fact that he and Yan Zefeng did not get along is well known in the school.So no one found it strange that he joked about Yan Zefeng's name.

Some followed suit and laughed.

But I didn't expect to say hi once, and didn't notice Yan Zefeng came in, so Yan Zefeng listened to it seriously.

At that time, the whole class was afraid that the two of them would fight, and none of them dared to show their anger.

The two didn't fight in the end, Yan Zefeng didn't even look angry at all, he just glanced at Ju An coldly, and then brushed past Ju An.

Ju An was startled at the time.

Since then, he never dared to substitute Yan Zefeng's name in the novel at will.

I thought this incident had passed for so many years, and the two of them had long forgotten.Who would have thought that Yan Zefeng could still remember it so clearly after so many years?

Is this man a devil?

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Devil Yan Zefeng parked his car at the red light intersection, turned his head to look at Ju An who suddenly turned into a mute with a smile that was not a smile.

Ju An: "..."

At this time, it is safest not to speak.

"Speak." Seeing that he still did not speak, Yan Zefeng stretched out his hand to pinch Ju An's face.

Ju An was in pain, and frowned and hid to the side, "Yan Zefeng! Speak as you say, domestic violence is against the law!"

Yan Zefeng reached out to the back of Ju An's head, grabbed the back of Ju An's neck, and pulled him towards him.Ju An's body approached Ju An uncontrollably, if it wasn't for the seat belt, he would have been lying on Yan Zefeng's body.

"you……"

"Baby, if I am domestically violent, can I still give you a chance to call the police?" Yan Zefeng lowered his voice and said with the creepy voice of the pervert in the movie.

Ju An's eyes widened, looking at Yan Zefeng in horror.

"Hey... are you really here? Don't talk like that, it's scary." Ju An rubbed his arms.

The next second, he leaned forward and kissed Yan Zefeng hard on the mouth.

"mua!"

Yan Zefeng laughed, "What are you doing? You think you can buy me off with a kiss?"

Just as Ju An was about to say something, when he saw the red light in front of him turn green, he hurriedly said, "The light is green! Drive hard!"

Yan Zefeng took a deep look at him, and Ju An felt uneasy.As soon as he heard the car behind him honking, Yan Zefeng let go of his hand and turned to drive.

Juan breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid that Yan Zefeng would disregard traffic regulations and deal with him right here.

After waiting for a while, Yan Zefeng did not speak again, as if what happened just now hadn't happened.

Ju An was a little uneasy, and couldn't help asking carefully, "Where are we going now?"

Yan Zefeng didn't answer, he glanced sideways at the rearview mirror, and then turned the steering wheel.

Looking at the increasingly unfamiliar road, Ju An's uneasiness deepened.

After a while, Ju An couldn't help but asked again: "Are you angry?"

This time Yan Zefeng responded.

"arrive."

"Ok?"

Ju An looked out the window with a dazed expression, it was a place she had never been to.

Yan Zefeng parked the car, and did not rush to open the door to get out of the car, but leaned on the driver's seat, closed his eyes and rested for a while.

Ju An unbuckled his seat belt to open the door, only to find that the door could not be opened.He looked back at Yan Zefeng in puzzlement.

"Brother Feng?"

Yan Zefeng opened his eyes and looked sideways at Ju An.Although he didn't speak, the meaning in his eyes was obvious.

——The matter just now is not over yet, you just want to get out of the car like this?

Ju An was speechless for a while, and silently withdrew her hand holding the car door.

He leaned over and kissed Yan Zefeng on the face again, "Is it all right?"

Yan Zefeng hooked his lips, "What do you think?"

Ju An: "...don't push yourself too far!"

Yan Zefeng raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What if I insist?"

Ju An said angrily: "If you insist on doing this! Then I can only..."

"Huh?" Yan Zefeng looked at Ju An calmly.

"...Then I'll kiss you again." Ju An curled her lips and said cowardly.

What else can I do?I can't fight and fight, and I can't get a divorce.

Besides, he was a man after all!A man needs to learn how to bend and stretch, so what's the name of his daughter-in-law?

Yes, that's right, that's it!

Yan Zefeng couldn't help laughing, watching Ju An speak the most embarrassing words in the most domineering tone.

Ju An was dazzled by Yan Zefeng's smile, and the infatuation in his eyes flashed away.Leaning over to offer another kiss.

Yan Zefeng saw the timing, and turned his head to accurately catch Ju An's approaching lips.

Ju An: "!"

Dog man, trick him again!

……

The two chattered in the car for a long time, and when they got out of the car, the corners of their mouths were still broken.Ju An couldn't help pulling his collar all the time, there was a hint of spring in the corners of his eyes and brows that he couldn't detect.

Yan Zefeng saw that he kept pulling his collar, and couldn't help but said: "Don't pull it, I can't see it."

Ju An frowned, and complained in a low voice: "I really can't see it? Did you do it on purpose? Kiss the top."

Yan Zefeng helped him tidy up his collar, and the little red seal just fell on the edge of the collar.Ju An's worry is not unreasonable. It is true that if there is no big move, you can't see it. But if you make a big move, you might be seen by others.

Yan Zefeng was very satisfied with the mark he made.

"You see it when you see it. What are you worried about? The two of us are legal. What are you afraid of?"

Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng with a miraculous expression, "Don't you feel ashamed?"

"You are so easy to be ashamed, if I am ashamed again, how can we continue in bed?" Yan Zefeng said straightforwardly.

Ju An: "??!"

Listen!Does this speak human words?

"Stay away from me! I have become so impure, you are definitely the culprit!"

I think he was an innocent kid back then, and he didn't even know how to tell pornographic jokes.Watching couples kiss on TV can make them blush and shy for a long time.

After being together with Yan Zefeng, what are dirty jokes?He can write it himself!

……

"Where is this?" Ju An followed behind Yan Zefeng, looking at the surrounding environment curiously.

It doesn't look like a place of consumption, but more like a residence.

It is this house that looks very old, and the stone lions at the door are full of age.The red paint on the Zhumen is a little mottled, it looks like a mansion with a long history.

Yan Zefeng led Ju An inside, "A restaurant opened by a friend."

Ju An: "Huh? Restaurant?"

To be honest, if Yan Zefeng hadn't said it, he really wouldn't have noticed that it was a restaurant.

Those who didn't know thought this was the compound of some local tyrant.

Yan Zefeng explained: "Yes, it is a private restaurant, not many people know about it. He is not short of money, he just opens it to pass the time."

Ju An could see it, who would open a restaurant in such a remote place for those who do business sincerely?There is no obvious sign at the door, even in the downtown area, no one dares to come in casually, right?

"So we're here for dinner?" Lunch right after breakfast?

Is it a rice bucket?

Yan Zefeng said: "In addition to eating, you can also take a bath inside."

"Huh? Can you still take a bath?" Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng in surprise.

Is this a restaurant or a club?

It turns out that although the place looks small from the outside, it's full of holes inside.From Ju'an's point of view, it was just a small hot spring club.

There are several hot spring pools inside, which are man-made.The pool is not big, but enough for soaking.

"What on earth is your friend thinking? Why did you set up such a store here? Can he really make money?"

Oh, no, this person opened the shop only if he had a lot of money and no place to spend it.

After Ju An asked, he regretted it, so he shouldn't have asked to humiliate himself.

The sorrows and joys of human beings are not the same, and the gap between rich and poor is too large.

Yan Zefeng said: "He originally bought this place for his own enjoyment, but later he felt that enjoying it by himself was boring, so he opened the authority to some people."

Ju An summed it up, "So this is the same as the one written in the novel? A place where money doesn't mean you can get in? Then do you have any specially customized membership cards? The ones that only let you in if you have a card." kind?"

Yan Zefeng looked at Ju An helplessly, and raised his hand to rub his hair, "What do you think about every day? Read less of those brain-dead novels."

Yan Zefeng felt that Ju An was still too free, otherwise how would he have so much time to read those weird novels?