Salted fish wants to divorce every day

After breakfast, after Ju An and Yan Zefeng greeted Zhong Li, they left the house.

It's just that after getting into the car, the two of them stared at each other blankly.

Yan Zefeng: "Where are you going on a date?"

Ju An shook his head: "Where do you want to go?"

Yan Zefeng: "Me? Didn't you say date?"

Ju An: "Then I'm not here to hide from the quiet?"

If it weren't for the fact that it would only be noisier at home than outside, he wouldn't open his mouth and say he was going on a date.

Not to mention that there is nothing interesting about two big men dating, but because of their identities, if they really want to date in public, they may cause a traffic accident in the next second.

So if you really want to go on a date, you can only go to a place with few people or good privacy.

To put it bluntly, it is to change to a quiet place and continue to stay at home.

The two looked at each other in the car, and Yan Zefeng suggested after a while, "Why don't we go to the movies?"

Ju An: "...All right."

He found out, the two of them went out together and had nothing else to do except watch movies.

But after thinking about it, watching movies is a slightly safer activity.

However, when the two arrived at the entrance of the cinema, they realized how naive they were when they came out to watch a movie on the first day of the new year!

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, when all kinds of New Year's films are released, there will only be more people in places like movie theaters.

The two didn't even dare to get out of the car, Yan Zefeng decisively turned around.

"Forget it, the almanac says it's not suitable to watch movies today."

"Huh? When did the almanac say that?" Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng in confusion, "No, when did you still believe in the almanac?"

Yan Zefeng looked in the rearview mirror and backed out carefully.

"I have always believed it. I have repeatedly confirmed the date of marrying you in the almanac."

Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng in surprise, he really didn't know this.

He thought it was a random day.He always thought that it was because Yan Zefeng won his first Best Actor trophy that day, so he felt that the day was special and more memorable, which made him insist on getting the certificate.

After a long time, it turned out to be a day calculated on the almanac?

"Really or not? Is it really such a coincidence? It just so happened that you won the prize, and it happened to be the right day to get married?" Ju An expressed doubts.

Yan Zefeng smiled and said: "If you don't believe me, you can check it out. Not only is it suitable for marriage, but that day is also the best auspicious day in those months. It is said in the book that people who get married that day will never get divorced for the rest of their lives."

Ju An was really shocked by Yan Zefeng this time.

He always felt that a rational and powerful person like Yan Zefeng would never be superstitious in his life.As a result, tell him now that Yan Zefeng is not only superstitious, but also believes in the nonsense that the fortune-telling tree said that there will be no divorce?

"No, Yan Zefeng, are you okay? Do you believe this kind of words? Have you been fed up with compulsory education?"

Ju An wondered if ordinary people would be moved when they heard someone say such things to them.After all, when someone marries you, they have the idea of ​​not getting divorced for the rest of their lives, which is enough to show how much the other party values ​​you.

But when Ju An heard this, he felt a little ridiculous, and even felt a little ridiculous.It's not that this matter is absurd, but that the image of Yan Zefeng in his heart has suddenly become a little absurd.

It's as if you have always had an omnipotent Iron Man in your heart, and you regard him as a god and your belief.But one day, Iron Man took off his armor, and it turned out that he was just a mortal.No superpowers, no ability to save the world.

Yan Zefeng has not been deified in his heart, but it is undeniable that all along, in his heart, he has always felt that Yan Zefeng is a powerful, even omnipotent person.

He is sensible enough to solve anything with ease.

In short, there is no way to link it with the word "superstition" anyway.

In fact, except when facing Ju An, Yan Zefeng was so unconfident that he believed in superstition, he would not use this method to solve any other matters.

Only in Ju An, he did not allow any possible accidents.Even if this accident involves metaphysics, he must put an end to it all.

"I would rather believe anything related to you. If you are superstitious, you can stay by my side forever, and I am willing to believe in gods and Buddhas from now on."

Ju An opened his mouth, but didn't speak for a while.

Yan Zefeng's tone sounded unexpectedly serious, Ju An believed that he really thought so in his heart.

Seeing that Ju An was silent, Yan Zefeng glanced at him sideways and asked, "Scared?"

Ju An shook her head, "No. I just don't know how to say it."

It is undeniable that when he finally got a glimpse of Yan Zefeng's feelings for him, he found that Yan Zefeng's feelings sometimes made him feel a little bit of pressure.

He didn't feel intimidated by the pressure, or want to back down.He was just a little worried.

Worried that I wasn't doing well enough, worried that I wasn't good enough for Yan Zefeng.

Yan Zefeng saw Ju An's hesitation and said, "It's okay, you don't need to have any pressure. Just take what I said just now as a joke. You only need to know one thing. For me, You are enough with me."

Ju An frowned, thought for a while and asked, "Then if one day I don't like you, or I'm bored with you, do you think it's okay?"

Ju An was keenly aware that when Yan Zefeng heard these words, his aura suddenly became depressed for a moment.It's just that he quickly regained his previous calmness.

He didn't look at Ju An, but looked directly at the road ahead, his tone sounded the same as before.

"Do you think it's related? When you got angry with me before, our way of getting along was pretty much the same, right?"

Ju An said: "How can it be the same? Although I was angry with you before, I still like you, so it was just losing my temper. It's two different things from having no feelings. There is no way to make it better?

"Oh~" Yan Zefeng raised his eyebrows, his tone rose slightly, "So you like me too!"

Ju An: "???"

Do you have that serious illness?

Is this the focus now?

"Don't change the subject, since when did I not like you?" Ju An broke the jar and admitted that he liked you, what's wrong?It's not something shameful.

Yan Zefeng smiled and said: "Then since I like you, you like me too, and we like each other, your question just now is not valid."

Ju An: "So what I said is if, it's just a hypothesis."

Yan Zefeng: "This hypothesis cannot be established, and I refuse to answer."

Ju An: "..." Very good, it really is you.

In Ju An's view, this refusal to answer did not mean that he really did not want to answer.Instead, she told him clearly that even if one day, the relationship between them really faded, and he really didn't like Yan Zefeng, Yan Zefeng would never let go.

Although this assumption is indeed untenable, because Ju An is very sure that it is impossible for him not to like Yan Zefeng.

But realizing the consequences if this happened, it still made him feel a little heartbroken!Because Yan Zefeng, a dog man, will definitely not let him go and give him freedom. It is more likely that Yan Zefeng will directly lock him at home and not let him go out.

Thinking of this kind of result, Ju An wanted to grind his teeth.

But in the next second, I thought again, Yan Zefeng is so rich and handsome, even if he is locked at home, he will definitely serve him with delicious food and drink.And he himself is relatively salty, and he likes to stay at home and not go out very much when he doesn't have to.

As if the results made no difference to him?

And he doesn't have to work anymore?

Thinking about it this way, Ju An felt that it would be nice to be locked up by Yan Zefeng?

Even started a little eager to try.

"Brother Feng, if one day I really don't like you and want to divorce you, will you lock me up at home and not let me go out in a fit of anger? And then cut off all my communication and work , put me under house arrest at home, and buy me a lot of delicious and fun things to make me happy every day?" Ju An couldn't help but ask after thinking about it.

Yan Zefeng glanced at him inexplicably, "What are you thinking? Illegal house arrest is against the law, and I am a good citizen who abides by the law."

Ju An: "..."

No, isn't it written like this in the overbearing president's novels?Why didn't Yan Zefeng play his cards according to the routine?

Seeing Ju An's face full of confusion and doubts about life.

Yan Zefeng couldn't help laughing, "No, baby, can you tell me what magical things were thinking in your mind just now? Huh?"

Ju An turned his head and looked out of the car window, his ears were slightly red, "No."

Yan Zefeng deliberately asked: "What novel have you read recently? It won't be the kind of bullying novel that digs your heart out, right?"

"I'm not! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!" What the hell?How did the dog man know?

Ju'an was a group of flustered people.

In fact, he didn't really read it, but when he was browsing Weibo, he saw a fan joke written by someone.It was applying some routines from the overbearing president's novels.It's bloody and clichéd, the kind that abuses the body and mind.I looked disgusted when I watched it, but it is undeniable that it is really a bit high.

"Eh? No! What is 'again'? When have I read this kind of novel?" Ju An reacted and glared at Yan Zefeng.

Yan Zefeng suppressed a smile and said, "Haven't you seen it? I remember when you were in junior high school, didn't you still discuss it with the little girl in front of you?"

Ju An: "???"

"Yan Zefeng, are you okay? Are you going to talk about the junior high school? Why do you hold grudges when I find out?"

Such a small incident happened in junior high school, and this person has been thinking about it for so many years!Why didn't he see that Yan Zefeng had so many accounts in mind before?

Yan Zefeng denied it: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense, I just remembered it suddenly."

Ju An said angrily: "Pull you down! And what happened to my junior high school girl talking to other girls? I didn't know you liked me at that time! Unmarried men and women are unmarried, can't you just say a few words?"

Yan Zefeng glanced at Ju An, and said quietly: "Of course, why don't you tell me what you were discussing at that time?"

"Uh..." Fuck!

And said no grudges!

Oh shit!You are the most vengeful person in the world!