Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

On the tip of the moon, Meng Xiaochun came out of the experimental classroom.

He locked the door, turned around and saw Lu Shaoyan squatting in the corner.

Lu Shaoyan was drinking water from his own pot-bellied jug, when he heard the voice he raised his eyes, met Meng Xiaochun's gaze, quickly spit out the straw, and stood up against the wall.

Meng Xiaochun withdrew his gaze and left.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly called him: "Hey, Meng Xiaochun, I'm looking for you today for something important and serious."

That's unlikely.

Meng Xiaochun continued to walk on his own.

Because the other party was too uncooperative, Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to get straight to the point: "Is your grandma hospitalized? Is there a shortage of money for treatment?"

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him and continued walking.

"Hey you..." Lu Shaoyan followed and said as he walked, "I'm really telling you about this! One of my classmates went to the hospital to see you...you walk slowly! I and You said, I have a very good proposal, I will give you 8000 yuan a month, you and me, okay? I can give you an advance payment for the first three months, and if it is not enough, we can discuss it—ah!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped suddenly, and Lu Shaoyan bumped into his back unexpectedly, took a step back, rubbed his head and complained, "Be careful! Do you only have bones? Why are you so hard!"

Meng Xiaochun turned around and looked at Lu Shaoyan, his eyes were dark, and after a while, he said, "Don't bother me anymore, I hate you very much."

Lu Shaoyan put down his hands and sneered: "Don't you think I don't hate you? Make it clear, I just came to you to get Qi Anyuan's mentality, don't be narcissistic!"

"This is the last time I'll tell you that Qi Anyuan and I are not in the relationship you thought. Don't pester me any more, and don't do silly things anymore." Meng Xiaochun said coldly, then turned around and continued on his own way.

Lu Shaoyan continued to talk to him: "I'll believe what you say? I'm not a fool, I have eyes to see. I saw it with my own eyes. If you two hadn't had that kind of relationship, why would he cry so sadly at you? Say something nasty. What 'I just can't forget' 'Status and status don't matter, I love is love' 'I'm not afraid of anything, I'm just afraid that our love is my wishful thinking, you tell me, it's not like that, right? '..."

Lu Shaoyan pinched his throat and imitated Qi Anyuan's words in a strange way, then rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, and said in disgust, "Ah bah! It's so disgusting! I didn't expect you to be so good! You are really disgusting. Of course, the most disgusting one is Qi Anyuan Forget it, you two are equally disgusting!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped again.

This time, Shaoyan was prepared, followed and stopped in time, and did not collide again.

Meng Xiaochun looked back at Lu Shaoyan and said, "He's not talking about me."

Lu Shaoyan rolled his big eyes: "Do you really think I'm a fool? People say it to your face, there's only you there, who else could it be if it wasn't you? It's me? I really despise you, you're so tall, You pretend to be aggressive every day, but you don’t dare to recognize someone when you have a date, hehe, seeing that you don’t dare to face me when you go to the bathroom, I should know, a lint is a lint, and I don’t take responsibility!”

"..."

Meng Xiaochun stopped trying to explain to him, turned around and continued walking.No matter what Lu Shaoyan said this time, he didn't reply anymore, treating him as air.

"Hey, Meng Xiaochun, tell me something...or you can pay back the price, you can bargain! For the sake of acquaintances, ninety-six thousand, okay?"

"Another two thousand, ninety-eight thousand."

"One hundred thousand, one hundred thousand, make up the whole, one hundred thousand, okay?"

"Don't just raise the price, it's up to [-], just your condition... Although you have good looks and good grades, I'm not looking for you to participate in the beauty pageant, nor do I ask you to take the exam. If your conditions are not suitable, it means No advantage! You are still a thread...Although I can’t use it! But anyway, you lack congenital conditions, so it should be cheaper! Your character is still very annoying. I only entrust you for charity, and others ignore it You...Meng Xiaochun! Think about it!"

"Tell me after you think about it."

……

When Lu Shaoyan returned to the dormitory, Gou Yi threw away the mouse, leaned on the back of the chair, looked at him, and asked, "How is it?"

"It's not good." Lu Shaoyan angrily put the water glass back on the table.

This was obviously rejected.

Gou Yi smiled and said: "Normal, don't be discouraged, think about it, Meng Xiaochun looks like the kind of unyielding and unyielding high-altitude flower, right? Surely you can't just say yes to him, you have to give him consideration time."

Lu Shaoyan doubted that Meng Xiaochun was testing whether Qi Anyuan could offer a monthly price of [-] yuan.

Commonly known as: price comparison.

……

Meng Xiaochun didn't think about the nonsense that Lu Shaoyan said at all. He was submitting his resume online in his dormitory.

Although he is only a freshman, he has an excellent resume and practical experience. It is not a problem to find a few part-time jobs or accept outsourcing projects at a low price.

He is a medical major, but he has taught himself programming in his spare time. It is not a problem to make simple apps. He can also do English simultaneous interpretation and simple written translations in Japanese and German, or make car models.

Meng Xiaochun made several resumes with different emphases, and delivered them separately in a targeted manner.

The income from these part-time jobs may add up to a drop in the bucket, but it's better than nothing.

After sending out another resume, Meng Xiaochun got up to get a glass of water to drink, and inadvertently saw his roommate Shi Lei smirking at the beautiful anchor on the computer screen.

The head of the dormitory went to get the scissors from Shi Lei's desk, leaned aside to look at it for 2 minutes, and said with emotion: "There are so many people smashing presents, how much can I earn this night?"

Shi Lei clicked his tongue and said: "This is a small scene, dear, this is a small up master, did you not look at those heads..."

The head of the dormitory nodded: "I heard from my girlfriend that a anchor she followed has only been working for more than a year. Not counting as a head, she bought a villa in the suburbs of Hangzhou with full payment and is currently renovating it. Although it is a suburb, but Someone checked that neighborhood, and it's not cheap."

Shi Lei sighed: "Normal level! If I don't have no talent or good looks, and I can play the game well, I would like to live broadcast... Hey, can you watch it if I have a beauty?"

The head of the dormitory looked at him carefully: "Why don't you try? I think you are quite handsome."

"Hahahaha thank you, thank you." Shi Lei scratched his head, "Forget it, I have self-knowledge, and I might have a better future as a funny blogger..." He turned his head and looked at Meng Xiaochun jokingly, "Xiaochun's looks are definitely good, haha Haha. And Gu Er."

The head of the dormitory echoed: "The two of them don't live broadcast, otherwise I think they will definitely be popular."

Shi Lei: "Looking at their faces now, just sitting there without talking for an hour, I guess someone will give you a gift with their faces, alas."

The two of them didn't expect Meng Xiaochun to participate in the conversation, and they had long been used to each other's incompatibility.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the two of them finished speaking this time, Meng Xiaochun replied unprecedentedly: "Really?"

The head of the dormitory and Shi Lei were stunned for a moment, and it took a few seconds for them to react: "Ah... yes, yes."

Meng Xiaochun then asked: "Do you mind if I broadcast live in the dormitory? I will avoid your rest time, try not to capture you on the camera, and try not to make sounds that will disturb you."

"what?"

"As compensation, if the two of you are interested in making account content, I'll help you plan it. Gu Er, I will ask for his permission separately." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Are you serious? Why do you suddenly have such an idea?" Shi Lei asked.

"I need a lot of money recently." Meng Xiaochun said frankly.

The head of the dormitory and Shi Lei looked at each other without asking why Meng Xiaochun needed money.There is no need for a special reason for people to need money, because there are reasons everywhere...

They are more interested in the chance of money coming from heaven.

"I have no opinion."

The head of the dormitory was the first to express his opinion. He scratched his neck and said with a silly smile, "There's no need to make any compensation. You can live broadcast by yourself, as long as it doesn't affect everyone's rest and study."

Shi Lei nodded: "That's pretty much what I mean. However, it would be great if you could help us plan an account, hahahaha, let's try it."

Gu Er pushed the door in from the outside and saw three people standing there talking, the main one was Meng Xiaochun, who was quite surprised and asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

The head of the dormitory told him about the matter.

Gu You looked at Meng Xiaochun: "What's the matter, suddenly you are in a hurry to ask for money? Do you want to help? Give me the number, if there is not much, I will see if I can help you. Don't worry, I will definitely not refuse to pay you back. "

"50." Meng Xiaochun said.

Gu Er said without hesitation: "Did you just talk about doing a live broadcast? Go ahead."

The author has something to say:

Shock!The two grassroots of the medical school have no money!

Gu Er: If I have money, I still study medicine?

↑just playing tricks, don't take it seriously, I first apologize to medical students all over the world orz