Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Gou Yi: "Okay, okay, you may like people with higher IQs."

Hu Peng: "Huh?"

Gou Yi: "Hu Peng, please don't interrupt, the key point is Lu Shao. Lu Shao, I'm serious, I must be joking when I said just now—"

Hu Peng: "Huh?"

Gou Yi: "—but let's put our eyes out there, let's not talk about other schools, just talk about our school, just talk about the medical school! That handsome guy last night, I looked familiar at that time, and when I go back, I think it's not that who, His name is Gu Er, right? He is also very popular! He is handsome and has good grades, but the most important thing is that he is a normal person! He is not paralyzed! And he gave you clothes last night, so he must be interested in you... ..."

Lu Shaoyan got impatient, put down the cup, got up to rinse his mouth, washed his face, took the medicine, climbed back to bed and continued to sleep.

Lu Shaoyan didn't tell Hu Penggouyi about Meng Xiaochun having an affair with Qi Anyuan. At present, these two people are still like others, and he also thinks that he is madly in love with Meng Xiaochun.

Lu Shaoyan thought about whether he should tell these two friends, but Gou Yi is his mother's cousin, and he has some principles in life, but not too many, he might inform his mother.

At that time, he promised his mother repeatedly that he had let go of his hatred, and that he would not trouble Qi Anyuan and his mother again after returning to China, so his mother released him.

Now Gou Yi thinks that he likes Meng Xiaochun, so it's okay, and he won't tell the truth, because Gou Yi himself is a little Ling with a boyfriend, and he keeps this topic secret in front of the elders at home.

Gou Yi has made a plan, if one day the elders talk about this topic, he will raise the banner of anti-homophobia on the spot: What?There is such an unethical thing in this world?Tut tut tut tut!horrible!Shameless! Hetui!

……

Lu Shaoyan cycled medicine-sleep-medicine-sleep for three days, and when he woke up, his body temperature was completely back to normal. Except for his fatigue, other symptoms were fine.

He suspected that he was so hungry that he had no strength, so he sent a message to Gou Yi saying that he wanted to eat skewers.

Gou Yi: Let’s eat it in two days, you’re just right, isn’t it good?

Young Master Lu: I'm fine, I'm just hungry

Gou Yi: Bring you a fish meal?

Young Master Lu: Forget it, I don’t want you to bring it, I’ll go by myself

Gou Yi: Okay, okay, I’ll bring it for you, don’t come out, it’s cold outside, you’re not well yet

Young Master Lu: Go to Auntie Haha to buy it, don’t buy it from other stores, it’s not tasty and it’s not clean

Gou Yi: I know, I know, every time you buy his house

The boss of "Auntie Haha" is a couple who have been laid off and re-employed. They are very enthusiastic, especially the auntie, who has a very hearty smile, which can be heard across the alley.

At first, the couple just walked around the streets with a tricycle. Later, they made money by relying on their craftsmanship and popularity. They rented a storefront, registered a signboard, and opened franchise stores all over the city.

Lu Shaoyan and Aunt Haha have a relationship.

At that time, Lu Shaoyan was still young, and the boss was still pushing a tricycle to set up stalls everywhere. He was injured and hospitalized because his parents fought and Chi Ta was injured. The skewers that the old naughty boy smuggled in unexpectedly gained an appetite.

The old naughty boy skillfully avoided the eyes and ears of the medical staff, took Lu Shaoyan to the side of the road to eat skewers, and chatted with the boss while eating.

The boss and his wife have experienced big winds and waves, and their lives are full of twists and turns, ups and downs, and misery.But the couple are very optimistic and still face each other with a smile, firmly believing that the sun will always rise and the next day will be a new day.

Lu Shaoyan was originally depressed because of the endless quarrels and fights between his parents, but after being poured with chicken soup by the boss and his wife, he regained his sunshine.

Later, he had an inexplicable "sense of ritual": every time he recovered from illness, he insisted on eating Aunt Haha's skewers to drive away the bad luck.Similar to others sprinkling grapefruit water, crossing the brazier and so on.

……

The No. [-] canteen was originally the farthest away from the dormitory and the teaching building, and the foundation of the new building was being dug next to it. The road surface was in poor condition and the dust was flying everywhere. The students were not too far away, and mainly construction workers were coming in and out to eat.

Gou Yi detoured for a long time before arriving at the No. [-] canteen. After buying Aunt Haha’s skewers, he was about to leave with them. When he turned around, he saw——

Gou Yi: [photo of grilled skewers]

Gou Yi: Guess who I saw

Young Master Lu: No guessing.Come back quickly, I'm starving to death!

Gou Yi: On the way, 15 minutes

Gou Yi: I saw Meng Xiaochun

Young Master Lu: He is not a dead man cheating a corpse. Is it worth making a fuss when you see him during dinner in the daytime?

Gou Yi: But the medical school is the farthest from the second canteen, diagonally.

Young Master Lu: So what do you want to say?

Gou Yi: I would like to ask, is it possible that the scandal between him and the construction courtyard flower is true?The School of Architecture is next to the No. [-] canteen. I heard that there are students participating in the Digging project there recently.

Lu Shao: Impossible, he is gay

Gou Yi: Young Master Lu, I know you hope so, but sometimes people have to face reality...

Young Master Lu: Come back quickly, I'm really starving to death!

Gou Yi hurried back to the dormitory, Lu Shaoyan had already set up the small dining table, took the skewers and put them up, and began to feast on them.

"You don't have points for your own physical fitness? I'll see if you will fight back next time." Gou Yi went to wash his hands while nagging him.

After washing his hands, Gou Yi sat down at the small dining table, opened his lunch box, and continued to babble: "I have a fever and have no appetite for several days. I feel disgusted when I smell heavy oil and salt. Why do you like to eat it every time you burn it?" How about this heavy taste?"

Lu Shaoyan is the opposite of others, he usually tastes bland, but every time he recovers from illness, he insists on eating heavy flavors.

"I like it, do you want to take care of it?" Lu Shaoyan hummed while eating the skewers.

Gou Yi grimaced back at him, and lowered his head to eat his meal.

Lu Shaoyan swallowed a mouthful of skewers, took a sip of milk tea with more sugar than usual, and asked Gou Yi, "Hey, was Meng Xiaochun alone just now? What was he doing? Did he eat?"

"What is he doing when he goes to the cafeteria and doesn't eat?" Gou Yi said, "Anyway, when I saw him, he was eating there alone."

"Didn't you say that he was having an affair with someone at the construction institute?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Didn't you say that he must be gay?" Gou Yi asked back.

Lu Shaoyan curled his lips: "Maybe he's bisexual..."

For an ungrateful person like Meng Xiaochun, it's not surprising that he is stepping on two boats!

Qi Anyuan deserved to be green!

"I think he looks asexual." Gou Yi muttered.

"What?" Lu Shaoyan didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing. I said I only saw him, sitting next to Aunt Haha's store. After I finished shopping, I looked back and saw that he had already finished eating and left." Gou Yi said.

"Oh."

Lu Shaoyan was hungry from last night to tonight, smelling the smell of cumin and chili, he twitched his index finger, and ate a mouthful of milk tea and a skewer with great joy.

While eating and drinking, Gou Yi suddenly raised his head and said, "There is one more thing, Young Master Lu, I heard someone say something in class this afternoon, and I suddenly had an idea."

Lu Shaoyan looked at him: "What?"

Gou Yi said: "Yesterday weekend, a classmate went to the hospital and saw Meng Xiaochun. It seemed that his grandma was hospitalized and had some kind of cancer. The doctor said that chemotherapy would cost a lot of money. Meng Xiaochun had no money, so he asked the doctor if he could treat him first. "

Lu Shaoyan froze for a moment, but didn't speak.

Gou Yi actively offered advice: "Why don't we be ruthless, since we are all adults, we need to use adult methods to solve problems."

"What method?" Lu Shaoyan was puzzled.

"I'm already talking about this... Throw him with money! Throw him to death!" Gou Yi gritted his teeth and said, as if he was the idiot who begged Meng Xiaochun but couldn't freeze to death.

Lu Shaoyan immediately rolled his eyes at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense, you might as well hit him with books instead of money."

Gou Yi patted his thigh: "It's different now! He is short of life-saving money now, and the hospital won't give him credit."

Lu Shaoyan was about to tell him to shut up, but when the words came to his lips, he shut up himself, ate the skewers, and thought about the matter carefully in his heart.

Oh yes.

Although I don't really like Meng Xiaochun, I just want to make things difficult for him and Qi Anyuan, but if I really take care of Meng Xiaochun, wouldn't it be hard to make things difficult for them?

Could Qi Anyuan die of anger? !

By the way, he also humiliated the cold-blooded white-eyed wolf surnamed Meng!

Wait, having said that, why didn't Meng Xiaochun ask his concubine Qi Anyuan to borrow money?

Forget it, it's not important, maybe it's because Qi Anyuan is picky.His mother is a mistress for money, so he must love money too!

Lu Shaoyan thought about it again and again, and felt that this was an excellent idea. A smug smile gradually appeared on his face, he patted Gou Yi's shoulder vigorously, and praised: "It's rare that you can come up with such a good idea!"

"Hey hey hey, people will always grow up." Gou Yi laughed.

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Gou Yi: I'm really smart!