Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Lizhi was outraged, worried, even scared.

She hung up Xiao Fa's phone and hurriedly called Meng Xiaochun.

She was afraid that Meng Xiaochun would not answer her calls at all.

Fortunately, Meng Xiaochun took it.

"Xiaochun." Lu Lizhi forced his composure and asked, "Where are you taking Xiaoyan?"

Without waiting for Meng Xiaochun to answer, she immediately said: "Xiaochun, except for not letting you be with Xiaoyan, Auntie has never been sorry to you. Auntie has always been very good to you and never thought of hurting you, so please don't hurt me." Xiaoyan, okay? Xiaoyan treats you better, so don't hurt him, auntie begs you."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

"Xiaochun!"

Meng Xiaochun finally spoke: "I will not hurt him."

Just as Lu Lizhi was about to answer the call, Meng Xiaochun continued, "I will send you videos regularly."

"Huh?" Lu Lizhi froze for a moment.

"Prove that I didn't hurt him." Meng Xiaochun explained.

"..." Lu Lizhi, who was not comforted at all, took a deep breath, her other hand resting on the table trembled slightly, and she asked, "Where do you want to take him?"

"Where I live." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You... Where do you live? Where?" Lu Lizhi asked.

"I don't want to say it." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Lizhi: "..."

She came back to her senses and hurriedly said: "Xiaochun, you bring Xiaoyan back first, if you have something to say, let's sit together and talk slowly, okay?"

"Not good." Meng Xiaochun said calmly, "You will isolate me and Lu Shaoyan immediately, ask the security to drive me away, and threaten me with the police. Then, you will send Lu Shaoyan abroad."

Lu Lizhi: "..."

That's really the plan...anyone would do it!

"Then what do you want now? Kidnap him all the time?" Lu Lizhi asked.

Meng Xiaochun continued the previous topic: "But if you send him abroad, I will find him too."

Lu Lizhi: "..."

This is simply a horror story.

She covered her forehead weakly, closed her eyes, and asked in a low voice: "What on earth do you want... I will never let him be with you, you can't lock him up forever, Xiaochun, calm down, Don't get caught up in this boring relationship. You are excellent, and you should put your life, time, and energy on something worthwhile, do you understand?"

Meng Xiaochun: "I don't understand."

Lu Lizhi was in a hurry: "What I mean is to let you give up your petty love and make full use of your IQ to research, invent or do whatever you want, and dedicate your life to promoting the progress of human civilization! In the future, your name and your great achievements will be forever remembered. Remember in history! Isn't this better than if you insist on kidnapping Lu Shaoyan, and then I will call the police and arrest you and put you in jail?!"

Meng Xiaochun: "I don't think so."

He believes that human civilization has gone through thousands of years, and it is still at the current progress in the 21st century. It is hopeless, and it will be returned to zero by greedy humans sooner or later.Everything is meaningless.

Lu Lizhi said weakly: "If you do this again, I really want to call the police, Xiaochun, don't force Auntie to do this, your life will be ruined."

"Whatever. Hang up, send a message if you have something to do, don't call." After Meng Xiaochun finished speaking, he ended the call.

Lu Lizhi: "..."

For a moment, she really wanted to call the police.

However, she didn't want to make this matter a big deal.The Lu family has a reputation. Once this matter is brought to the fore, no matter how low-key it is, there is no guarantee that it will not leak out 100%.

At that time, it will be spread widely, whether it is Lu Shaoyan, her, the company, or even Zhou Tian will be adversely affected.

She even suspected that Meng Xiaochun had calculated that she would be scruples about these things, so she had no fears.

She knew it a long time ago... Now it has really come true.

Meng Xiaochun is really an uncontrollable terrorist.

……

After Meng Xiaochun hung up the phone, the intermediary just happened to reissue him a photo of the real estate title certificate.

Before, he turned around and left the real estate agency store, but he didn't go far when he had a thought and turned back to the intermediary friend who added hello.

He can't afford it now, but he can rent it.

Or, if Lu Lizhi insisted on giving him money, he could use that money to buy a house.But that's for the future, Lu Lizhi hasn't called him yet, maybe it's because he regretted it.But he didn't care about it.

He has roughly calculated that although he will graduate one year early, the two years before graduation are enough for him to earn enough money to buy a farther and smaller apartment.

At that time, he will live in the apartment first, and after he officially works, he can apply for a house purchase loan, plus the money from selling the apartment, and replace it with a larger house.

He originally wanted Lu Shaoyan to choose the house he was renting now, but he found that Lu Shaoyan blocked him.

Later, Lu Shaoyan said a few words to him and blocked him again.

He was very angry, very angry, and couldn't get rid of it no matter what, so he decided to deprive Lu Shaoyan of the right to make decisions about the renting of the house and make his own decision.

He told the intermediary about his requirements, and the other party quickly found some suitable housing sources for him. After seeing the real photos, he quickly settled on one of them.

Now, he is leading Lu Shaoyan there.The house is a combination lock, and the agent has already told him the combination.

……

Lu Shaoyan slept extremely rough this time.

First he was woken up by the phone call, then Meng Xiaochun got him to put on his coat, and then he was bumped by a taxi for a while. Finally, he lay down on the bed again. The mattress was okay. When he was stubbornly about to continue sleeping, Meng Xiaochun took off his clothes for him. , Wipe him from head to toe with a wet towel.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He sighed faintly, opened his eyes, and looked at Meng Xiaochun who came back after changing the towel.

Meng Xiaochun lifted the corner under the quilt very naturally, and continued to wipe Lu Shaoyan's feet, without any guilt of disturbing people's dreams.

Lu Shaoyan looked around with sleepy eyes, and asked uncertainly, "Where is this? A hotel? Where's Xiao Fa?"

"It's not a hotel, it's a house I rented." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan's drowsiness dissipated a lot immediately, he sat up, opened his eyes and looked at the house seriously again, "When did you rent it?"

The quilt slipped off his body, and the air conditioner in the room was always on. He felt cold all over, looked down, and quickly pulled up the quilt to wrap himself tightly.

"When you blocked me." Meng Xiaochun once again mentioned the darkest moment in his life.

"...If you mention this matter again, I will ignore you." Lu Shaoyan said seriously.

He could see that Meng Xiaochun was really worried about this matter!Super careful!

Meng Xiaochun stopped talking, bowed his head and continued to work.

When Lu Shaoyan came to his senses, he was embarrassed to ask him to wipe his feet, so he quickly put his feet back under the blanket and asked, "Where's Xiao Fa?"

"I filed a complaint with your mother." Meng Xiaochun pulled away a corner of the quilt, pulled his feet out, and continued to wipe.

Lu Shaoyan snatched his feet back in embarrassment, changed to a kneeling position, and knelt and sat under his buttocks, so that Meng Xiaochun would not be afraid of it.

Then he scratched his head and said, "Oh, Xiao Fa is under a lot of pressure. If you take me away like this, my mother will scold him. Let me tell him. You help me get my phone. Put it in your pocket."

Meng Xiaochun didn't move, looked at him, and said, "Xiao Fa has something wrong with you."

"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan didn't believe it at all, curled his lips and said, "You think too much, he is a straight man."

"He's not." Meng Xiaochun quickly retorted.

"Do I know him or do you know him?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Me." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, you know everything, okay?" Lu Shaoyan looked around and found that his mobile phone was placed on the bedside table. Incoming missed calls.His phone was muted at some point, and the vibration was turned off.

He was about to go back, stopped his hands, looked at Meng Xiaochun, and complained: "It's all your fault, now my mother will definitely scold me."

Meng Xiaochun stared at him with dark eyes, and asked calmly, "You originally planned to really break up and not meet me?"

When Lu Shaoyan was asked this question, he felt a little unnatural, so he turned his eyes away.

Meng Xiaochun watched his every move, every subtle expression change, his eyes became deeper and deeper.

After a while, Lu Shaoyan lowered his head and said, "Tell me, we can't say we broke up... We are not in a romantic relationship..."

So, it's quite an inexplicable relationship, I can't explain it clearly, it's true that the stitching is strange.

Lu Shaoyan waited for a while, but before Meng Xiaochun answered, he raised his head to meet Meng Xiaochun's eyes, and was stunned: "What kind of expression do you have..."

He was a little timid about Meng Xiaochun's appearance at this moment, so he simply straightened his back, stretched his neck, raised his chin, squinted at Meng Xiaochun, and raised his voice, interpreting the words "bluffing" all over his body.

He said: "Did you change the subject before, thinking I didn't see it? I just saw that you didn't want to answer, so I just turned a blind eye!"

Actually not.At that time, he was indeed successfully diverted from the subject, but at this moment he suddenly remembered.

Seeing that Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and wanted to avoid the topic again, Lu Shaoyan stretched out his hand from under the quilt angrily and pushed him: "Say it!"

Meng Xiaochun stood up and went to the bathroom to wash towels.

Lu Shaoyan took advantage of the victory and chased after him. He didn't care about putting on clothes, and went down to the ground wrapped in a quilt. He stepped on slippers and chased Meng Xiaochun to the bathroom. He hit Meng Xiaochun hard with his body, and said angrily: "You are too obvious! You are really a bastard! You lied to me! Did you?! Meng Xiaochun! Speak! Meng Xiaochun!"

Meng Xiaochun lowered his head and rubbed the towel carefully, rubbing every corner with soap carefully.

Lu Shaoyan regarded him as acquiescing, became more impatient, stopped bumping, and squatted on the ground with his head buried in tears.

Meng Xiaochun stopped rubbing the towel, then turned to look at Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan was filled with grief and indignation.

He once really thought that Meng Xiaochun fell in love with him... In the end, it was Huang Liang Yimeng.Maybe, Meng Xiaochun coaxed Qi Anyuan just to protect him...Damn, the more I think about it, the more I think it's like this...

Like a fool, he was played by Meng Xiaochun and Qi Anyuan!

"...Don't cry." Meng Xiaochun said.

Hearing this, Lu Shaoyan wanted to cry louder in retaliation, but just as he raised his voice, he suddenly remembered that Meng Xiaochun was only thinking of him as a fool in his heart, and the sadder he cried, the happier Meng Xiaochun would be. Or there will be some disgust and irritability, anyway, it won't hurt.

So, he immediately closed his throat, took a deep breath, and stopped crying.

Of course, he couldn't completely control the physical instinct of crying, but he tried his best. He tried his best to control himself, stood up slowly, lowered his head on the quilt and wiped his eyes vigorously to wipe away the tears.

Meng Xiaochun silently handed over a towel.

It's heartbreaking!Lu Shaoyan said angrily: "You just wipe your face with a towel that wipes your feet!"

"This is another one." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan looked up and saw that Meng Xiaochun was indeed holding a towel in his other hand, but he couldn't remember the color of the one he just wiped his feet with, so he couldn't believe it. He sniffed, managed his expression, and was as cold as ice. Looking at Meng Xiaochun calmly, he said: "It's okay if you don't like me. Anyway, I don't like you either. I'm just a good person, easy to soften my heart. Seeing that you say you like me, I don't have the nerve to refuse. Now you don't like me, just right. clear!"

Meng Xiaochun's reply was: "I never said that."

Lu Shaoyan immediately gritted his hair and bared his teeth, roaring incoherently like a series of cannonballs: "Yes! You never said you like me! You're a mute, you can talk shit! But you deliberately did those things to mislead me! Can't you think about it now? Admit it? Are you a man? No responsibility at all! I really misunderstood you! Okay! You didn’t say anything, you didn’t say anything, it’s all because I’m self-indulgent, are you happy?! With your level of appreciation, I also like Qi Anyuan! I wish you never liked me! No surprise! You—”

The voice gradually died down, Lu Shaoyan lowered his head, choked up and said, "I don't want to talk to you anymore, I don't want to see you anymore, woo woo woo..."

"...I mean, I never said I didn't like you." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You just want to say that I am passionate. You and Qi Anyuan are just to see this moment. You lied to me deliberately, just to play me. Now you are happy and proud..." Lu Shaoyan squatted back on the ground, getting more and more excited. Cry more sad and desperate.

"..."

Meng Xiaochun tried to pull Lu Shaoyan up, but Lu Shaoyan refused to let him pull, and twisted hard.

Meng Xiaochun frowned slightly, looked at Lu Shaoyan who was talking to himself, slowed down his speech, and repeated: "I mean, I never said I didn't like you."

"Shut up the repeater. I heard it. I heard it very clearly. You must have a conscience. You have to repeat it. I'm really afraid that I won't die." Lu Shaoyan said resentfully with his head down, "But give up, I I am very strong, I will live a good life, and live a hundred years longer than you. When you die, I will go to your grave to hold a party and dance. I will give 100 yuan to whoever comes to participate. Dance well Bonuses are also given..."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

It seems that language is really useless.

Meng Xiaochun also squatted down, pinched the back of Lu Shaoyan's neck, and then kissed the mouth that was still talking about arranging the cemetery dance forest competition.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he wanted to push the old Lu away, but he had wrapped himself tightly in the quilt before, and now he was squatting again, unable to break free from the shackles of the quilt for a while. reach out...

He could only hide his whole body to the side, but Meng Xiaochun didn't let him escape, he moved a little, and Meng Xiaochun immediately chased him, and finally he was pressed against the wall by Meng Xiaochun, his hands and feet were suppressed, and he couldn't move at all , can only let Meng Xiaochun do whatever he wants.

Meng Xiaochun didn't do anything else... just kissed him, kept kissing him, kissed him very hard, and didn't even give him a chance to catch his breath.

Lu Shaoyan gradually couldn't breathe, and his face turned red from holding back, but he couldn't struggle at all, so he could only passively bear the intense treatment, and the saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth before he could swallow.

He was dizzy at first, but suddenly felt that he was drooling, and he was so ashamed, he didn't know where the strength and energy came from, and finally partly broke free from the seal of the quilt, stretched out his hand, and pushed Meng Xiaochun away, He wiped his mouth casually, and hurriedly crawled out from the side with hands and feet.

Meng Xiaochun watched Lu Shaoyan crawl to the door with extremely indifferent eyes, then stretched out his hand, easily dragged him back, pressed him back to the corner, and continued to kiss.

Lu Shaoyan pushed him with his hands, but this time he couldn't push him away.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't cry right now, so he could only admit defeat and beg for mercy, trying his best to show pitiful and submissive eyes.

Meng Xiaochun really stopped kissing deeply.But after only stopping for two seconds, he leaned over again, stuck out his tongue and licked the saliva that Lu Shaoyan had just overflowed.

Lu Shaoyan was completely stunned, like a small animal encountering a snake, and his body froze instinctively. He stared blankly at Meng Xiaochun who went mad when he didn't agree with him, his mind was blank, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat. .

Meng Xiaochun licked Lu Shaoyan's chin for a while, then kissed the mouth that talked a lot.

The fact that he didn't speak always made Lu Shaoyan angry, and Lu Shaoyan would always say something that made him angry.He feels that this is complementary.

Lu Shaoyan talks a lot and he talks less, which is complementary.

Lu Shaoyan is stupid, he is not stupid, he is complementary.

Lu Shaoyan is cute, he is not cute, they are complementary.

Lu Shaoyan is liked or coveted by everyone, and he is loathed or loathed by everyone, which is complementary.

Lu Shaoyan is light, he... is chaos, shadow, and evil.

He loved it so much that he hated it.

Originally, he could have lived and died in the darkness peacefully and silently forever.It was Lu Shaoyan who insisted on pulling him out and exposing him to the light.

So, he wanted to devour and monopolize this beam of light.

But, you can't do that...

However, he wanted to do it.

……

Lu Shaoyan was at a loss, for a long time, he tentatively called Meng Xiaochun in a low voice.

Meng Xiaochun hugged him, leaned on his shoulder, did not move or speak, and even breathed very weakly, several times Lu Shaoyan suspected that he was dead.

Where Lu Shaoyan couldn't see, Meng Xiaochun opened his mouth slightly again, but he still didn't say anything.

He wants to say something, like...

No, he didn't know what to say.

No, he knows.

But he had a hard time making those sounds.

"...I never said I didn't like you." In the end, he just said the sentence again like a repeater.

The author has something to say:

Can't you change the sentence to "I like you"? !There are fewer words!The brothers asked sadly.

Brother Meng: (ignore with indifference)