Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

"Where is the Neptune?" Xiao Fa asked Qu, "at most it is the central air conditioner? I have a good personality, so I was misunderstood. In fact, I... Hey, let me tell you a secret, you must not tell others, especially Gou Yi, otherwise I'm afraid they'll laugh at me. You're the best, I'm closest to you, you won't laugh at me. "

Lu Shaoyan's gossip radar activated instantly, staring at Xiao Fa with sparkling eyes, and asked curiously, "What?"

Xiao Fa moved closer, and leaned into his ear and said, "I'm actually... still a virgin."

"..." Lu Shaoyan's ears were itchy from his breathing, he moved a little away, and looked at him with extremely distrustful eyes, "I don't believe it."

Xiao Fa continued to cry out: "What's so hard to believe? I'm only in my early twenties, isn't it strange?"

"Anyway, I just don't believe it. It's not like." Lu Shaoyan looked him up and down, then shook his head firmly, "Anyway, there is no way to verify it, so I can only make it up according to your mouth."

"Why am I lying to you?" Xiao Fa sighed, took a sip of his wine, looked at him, and said, "You know what's going on in my house...it's a bit of a psychological shadow."

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment.

He does know.

Xiao Fa's parents are also in a commercial marriage, so it's hard to say whether they are better than the former Lu Lizhi and Qi Lanli. The Xiao family have their own way of playing, each is chic, leaving Xiao Fa alone embarrassed.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't hear such words, and his heart softened all of a sudden, and he didn't care about his own affairs, so he comforted Xiao Fa first: "You... oh, I don't know how to say... anyway, you are so old Now, don’t bother with them, just live your life well.”

This consolation is quite dry, but he is really not good at it, he can't think about it himself.

Xiao Fa withdrew his hand on the back of the sofa, moved a little distance to the side, drank his wine with a forced smile, lowered his head, did not speak, and looked very melancholy in profile.

"Oh, don't be like this." Lu Shaoyan moved over to him and patted his back vigorously, "Big deal... big deal... big deal, I believe you are a virgin, okay?"

"Pfft!" Xiao Fa couldn't help laughing, looked at Lu Shaoyan, wanted to say something, but couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lu Shaoyan watched him smile, and laughed himself, and scolded while laughing: "What are you laughing at! Crazy!"

Xiao Fa smiled and said, "It's settled, don't tell anyone, especially Gou Yi. Once he knows something, it means the whole world knows it."

"Okay, okay." Lu Shaoyan agreed without hesitation, but he didn't understand, "But what's so funny? I think it's pretty good for you, what do you call it... clean yourself up."

Xiao Fa looked into his eyes and said softly, "I think it's pretty good too."

Lu Shaoyan was afraid that he would continue to think about his parents emo, so he actively changed the subject: "That, that, don't you have any one you like? Gou Yuxi is standing upright. Yi said that you have raised well - many fish! What a big fish pond!"

Neptune standard statement: "They are just friends who can play."

"Really?" Lu Shaoyan narrowed his eyes and stared at him suspiciously.

This is very cute, like a ignorant and dexterous little animal.Xiao Fa's eyes wandered from Lu Shaoyan's eyes to his lips, and then quickly retracted, so fast that Lu Shaoyan didn't notice anything strange.

He took another sip of wine and smiled: "Really. They are all fun-loving, not suitable for me."

Lu Shaoyan booed him: "You also like to play, don't you want to find an honest one to be bullied by you?"

Xiao Fa showed an aggrieved look: "I am also very honest!"

Lu Shaoyan immediately let out a disgusted "Hey".

"Really, I don't lie to you." Xiao Fa looked at him seriously and said, "I'm playing with people now because it's boring to be alone. If... I have a partner, then I will definitely be wholehearted and stay at home every day. Accompanying him, guarding him and clinging to him, he will definitely hate me to death."

"Really?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Really, if it's not true, this is me." Xiao Fa raised his little finger at him.

Lu Shaoyan believed it, and looked at him with brand new eyes, as if he just met him today.He said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that you turned out to be like this..."

Lu Shaoyan was a little envious of Xiao Fa's future partner.

Xiao Fa's personal conditions are not bad. He is sunny and cheerful, can talk and laugh, is tall and handsome, and has good grades. I heard that he is now starting a business with his friends. Lu Shaoyan's mother still praised Xiao Fa in front of him this morning. .

Now, hearing what Xiao Fa said, I didn't expect this guy to have such a warm, infatuated and family-friendly side...

If the guy surnamed Meng can do the same... as long as he learns a little bit from others...

Hmph, it's true that people are more popular than people.

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he became depressed again, and continued to drink himself.

Xiao Fa sat by and watched, still not persuading.

Until, Lu Shaoyan was completely drunk, stopped drinking, and collapsed on the sofa in the booth, still sleeping soundly in this noisy environment.

Xiao Fa's eyes were smiling, he looked at Lu Shaoyan's sleeping face as if he was looking at prey, he drank the last bit of wine in the glass slowly, then called the waiter, scanned the QR code to pay, and then got up Going to help Lu Shaoyan, he called softly: "Xiao Yan, are you really drunk? Xiao Yan?"

Lu Shaoyan vaguely heard someone calling him, reluctantly answered, and refused to speak again, just wanting to sleep.

Seeing this, Xiao Fa stopped calling him, and only helped him out of the bar, then opened a room in a nearby hotel, put him in the room, and put him on the bed.

Then, Xiao Fa loosened his collar with one hand, his eyes stayed on Lu Shaoyan, and he slowly unbuttoned a few buttons on his shirt with his slender fingers.

Lu Shaoyan didn't know anything, and lay there quietly, like the legendary Sleeping Beauty.

Xiao Fa regretted it very much.He regretted that he was a step late and asked Meng Xiaochun to open the buds for Lu Shaoyan.He is a bit of a clean freak and only plays around.If it was someone else, he wouldn't even bother to look at it right now.

But this is Lu Shaoyan, his first love.

"...Xiao Yan." Xiao Fa leaned over to Lu Shaoyan's face, and called him softly, "Xiao Yan? Do you feel bad? Do you want some water?"

Lu Shaoyan ignored him and continued to sleep.

He only needs to go down a little bit, and he can kiss lips as delicate and bright as rose petals.

Xiao Fa looked at Lu Shaoyan's lips obsessively, and wanted to kiss them several times, but he hesitated.

He does have some psychological shadows because of his parents, but it's not what he told Lu Shaoyan before, but: he hates touching broken shoes that others have touched.

Thinking of this word, Xiao Fa's expression suddenly became a little gloomy, his fists were clenched tightly, and the veins on the back of his hands burst out.

The way he looked at Lu Shaoyan was no longer gentle, but full of resentment.

But soon, the resentment disappeared and became gentle again.

He helped Lu Shaoyan straighten his bangs, gently tapped the tip of Lu Shaoyan's nose, smiled dotingly, then turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his face, and looked at himself in the mirror for a while until his expression calmed down. Alright, I've completely returned to my usual appearance, and then I went out, took a blanket, and lay down on the sofa next to the bed.

Now that this is the case, there is no need for him to worry, it is better to put a long line to catch big fish.

Xiao Fa was thinking happily when he suddenly heard Lu Shaoyan's cell phone ring.

He hesitated for a while, and was about to get up when Lu Shaoyan was already woken up. With his eyes closed, he took out his cell phone from his pocket, picked it up, and said in a vague voice, "Hello?"

"I have something to tell you." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was confused at the moment, and he didn't remember that he was still in a (unilateral) cold war with Meng Xiaochun, and he didn't remember that he blocked Meng Xiaochun's two numbers not long ago. Hearing a familiar voice, he said naturally: " Oh... you said..."

Meng Xiaochun heard that his voice was wrong, and asked, "Are you drunk?"

Lu Shaoyan's drawn-out voice: "Well..."

It's like being coquettish.

"Where? With whom?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan answered every question right now: "I'm with Xiao Fa...at the bar..."

"The bar is so quiet?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan's brain paralyzed by alcohol worked overtime urgently and slowly. After understanding this sentence, he realized that something was really wrong. He vaguely remembered that when he first entered this bar, it was very noisy inside...

He raised his eyelids with difficulty to look at the lights on the ceiling, and slowly turned his head away. The next second he saw Xiao Fa on the sofa smiling and beckoning to him, his energy was exhausted, and he quickly closed his eyes, feeling powerless :"hotel……"

"Which hotel?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"Which hotel... I don't know which hotel..." Lu Shaoyan was a little annoyed, "I'm going to sleep... I'm sleepy... I won't talk..."

Meng Xiaochun emphasized his tone: "Which hotel?"

Lu Shaoyan said unhappily: "Oh! Don't talk about it! You ask Xiao Fa!"

After finishing speaking, he smashed his mobile phone on the quilt, pulled up the quilt to cover his head, and continued to sleep.

Xiao Fa got up to pick up the phone: "Xiao Chun? I'm Xiao Fa, don't worry, Xiao Yan is here with me. Just now when he got drunk, I took him to the hotel and opened a room to rest."

"Address, room number. I'll pick him up." Meng Xiaochun's voice was cold.

Xiao Fa sighed: "But his mother... Mr. Lu, don't let me let him meet with you, or I will lock him up at home and not let him out. Xiaochun, go and get Mr. Lu settled first. Well, I'll take care of Xiaoyan here for you, it's fine, don't worry."

"If you dare to touch him, I will kill you." Meng Xiaochun said.

Xiao Fa was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard it wrong, but...he clearly heard it right.

"You..." Xiao Fa hesitated, thinking about what to say, Meng Xiaochun had already hung up the phone.

Xiao Fa didn't come back to his senses for a while, and stared at the phone for a long time in a daze, and finally came to his senses, cursing in his heart, "Go crazy"...

However, I suddenly felt a little uneasy, inexplicable uneasy.

If someone else said that, it must be a harsh word, it's ridiculous, don't take it seriously.

However, Meng Xiaochun's words...he was not very confident.

This guy, uh, has never been normal since he was a kid.

When he was in elementary school, Xiao Fa asked someone to block Meng Xiaochun in the alley after school.

At that time, he was still young, and he didn't realize that he was in love with Lu Shaoyan. He just felt that since Meng Xiaochun appeared, Lu Shaoyan had been chasing Meng Xiaochun all day long, and he didn't play with them (especially him) much. Very upset.And this man surnamed Meng didn't talk to Lu Shaoyan, which made him even more upset.

He was upset, so he found a few senior gangsters to beat Meng Xiaochun.

Of course he didn't show up, but he didn't want to miss this good show, so he hid on the top floor of the building next door and looked down.The building is not high, and he brought a telescope, so he can see clearly.

Meng Xiaochun didn't fight back, nor did he speak back.

Seniors blocked his way, and he stood still

push him, he let push

Pointing at him or scolding or laughing, he doesn't respond

Hit him, he still didn't respond.

But it's not the kind of expression of fear or cowardice, Meng Xiaochun's expression is not scared at all, he is just very simple and unresponsive, as if... as if he is not a living person, but a robot, and he has no feelings.

Those seniors fought and fought, and the more they fought, the more hesitant they became. Finally, when you looked at me and I looked at you, you were a little panicked, looked at Meng Xiaochun's dark eyes, and persuaded each other: "This... let's fight. It's so boring..." "Why don't you just forget it..." "Is he autistic?" "It's not good to come out to mess around, show loyalty, and bully autistic children, it's shameful to spread the word..." "He I haven't done anything..." "Uh, then, let's go here..."

Seeing those idiots who took money from him rush away, Xiao Fa couldn't help rolling his eyes and snorting.

After watching the show, there was nothing to do on the top floor, so Xiao Fa slowly went downstairs.

He was not afraid of bumping into Meng Xiaochun, the exit of this building was not in that alley, but in another direction.

However, when Xiao Fa walked out of the building, he met a pair of dark eyes, and his heart almost stopped beating at that moment!

He came back to his senses and forced himself to be calm: "Meng, Meng Xiaochun? Why are you here... No, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Did something happen?"

Meng Xiaochun just looked at him expressionlessly, like a ghost.

Xiao Fa was still young at that time, and he didn't dare to look the other person in the eyes because he was guilty, but he didn't want to be seen as guilty, so he had to dodge his eyes, looking here and there.

After such a stalemate for a while, Meng Xiaochun turned and left without saying a word.

Xiao Fa couldn't be sure if it was a coincidence or... If it wasn't a coincidence, then how did Meng Xiaochun find out it was the person he called?How do you know that he is watching from the upstairs next door? !What does it mean to come here on purpose but not say anything?

Xiao Fa couldn't figure out these problems, and felt a little apprehensive, but later on he didn't dare to ask someone to teach Meng Xiaochun a lesson.

...it's weird.

Obviously, the Meng Xiaochun in my memory was beaten and scolded by others. At most, he would just wait downstairs and stare at people before leaving. Obviously, it should make people feel easy to bully... But, Meng Xiaochun just said that he would kill Xiao Fa, Xiao Fa The more he thought about it now, the more creepy he felt.

He suspected that Meng Xiaochun was serious about saying this.

The temperature in the room was suitable, but Xiao Fa thought he was covered in white sweat in a daze.In the end, he forcibly interrupted his thoughts, shook his head, and forced himself not to think about that strange thing. He got up and went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water to calm down.

He was drinking water when someone knocked on the door.

Without thinking too much, he asked, "Who?"

Then I took another sip of water.

"Meng Xiaochun."

"puff--"

Xiao Fa nearly choked to death on a sip of water and died at the age of 21.

He coughed vigorously a few times, looking at the door with a look of horror.

How did Meng Xiaochun find this place? !

It felt like back in primary school, when he went downstairs, he met Meng Xiaochun who somehow discovered him...

Xiao Fa took deep breaths quickly and repeatedly, and managed to force himself to regain some pretended calm. After hesitating for a while, he walked over, rubbed his face, showing the same relaxed expression as usual, and then opened the door.

——But he was very vigilant when he opened the door, and immediately took a step back calmly, his eyes fixed on Meng Xiaochun's hand, to make sure that the other party did not carry a murder weapon and would not stab him as soon as he opened the door.

Most people would not do this, but Meng Xiaochun said that it might not be so.Xiao Fa thought a little suspiciously.

But he still pretended to be calm: "Xiaochun, how do you know we're here?"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, just looked at him, his ghostly eyes further awakened Xiao Fa's primary school memory.

Xiao Fa forced a smile on his face: "I said that Xiao Yan is fine with me...but I'm really curious, how did you find this place?"

Meng Xiaochun finally spoke, he said, "Get out of the way."

Xiao Fa silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Uh, as I said, the road will never give way. Xiaochun, don't make it difficult for me and Xiaoyan."

Seeing that he refused to let him go, Meng Xiaochun stretched out his hand to push him away and went in directly.

"Xiao Chun!" Xiao Fa frowned and turned to call him, but he didn't dare to catch up and stop him. He just stood there and tried to persuade him, "Why do you want me to deal with Mr. Lu? She will definitely be very angry, angry with you." .Really, I'm doing it for your own good. You can't just elope with Xiaoyan like this, can you? Xiaochun! Calm down and think about it."

Meng Xiaochun ignored Xiao Fa completely, went in and lifted the quilt, saw that Lu Shaoyan had only taken off his coat, picked up the coat, helped Lu Shaoyan sit up, and put it on for him.

Lu Shaoyan was sleeping just right, but was woken up again, and someone got him up. He squinted his eyes unhappily and saw that it was Meng Xiaochun, so he leaned against him and lost his temper: "What are you doing!"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and continued to put on the coat for him. After putting it on, he raised his eyes and looked around the room. He didn't see anything else from Lu Shaoyan, so he just picked up Lu Shaoyan's mobile phone, put it in his pocket, and then pulled Lu Shaoyan up. Let him hug his neck with his two arms, and in this posture, he hugged Lu Shaoyan by the waist and walked outside the house.

Xiao Fa watched helplessly as he took Lu Shaoyan away. After a long while, he closed the door and kicked hard on the cabinet next to him, causing the door to crooked and hanging on it dangling.

But he doesn't care, he will lose money later, just a small amount of money.

He took some time to calm down, and then called Lu Lizhi: "...Aunt Zhi, I'm sorry, I didn't like Xiaoyan... Well, Meng Xiaochun took him away... No, it's really not Xiaoyan's problem Xiaoyan really didn't contact Xiaochun. I told Xiaoyan in advance that Xiaoyan is actually sensible. He knows that you are angry. He really didn't collude with Xiaochun. Xiaochun called him, but he didn't Pick it up, pull the blacklist directly... that's it, I didn't even think about it, how could Xiaochun know where Xiaoyan and I were, I was so scared, at that moment...he suddenly appeared, and then took Xiaoyan I took it away... I stopped him from leaving, he, he said...well, he might just be agitated, impulsively, he said he wanted to kill me, I... oh... I was frightened by him all of a sudden It's here, otherwise it would be impossible for him to take Xiaoyan away. I regret it now, but I can't find anyone else after chasing him... I'm sorry, Aunt Zhi. You should contact him immediately, so that no trouble will come. "

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Ten-star high-risk wanted criminal on Snake Planet: Xiao Fa.