Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

"Oh……"

Lu Shaoyan returned the phone to Gou Yi.

"Let's go, Meng Xiaochun is already asleep. I'll send you back to the dormitory quickly, and then back to the hotel. My husband was hard when I left!" Gou Yi said.

"Treat me as an outsider when you should!" Lu Shaoyan waved his hand, "Go your way, I'll go back to the dormitory by myself, it's not that I don't know the way."

Gou Yi was about to reply, "You know the way, but you are stubborn", when the phone vibrated, and he looked down, his male ticket sent a photo to urge him to go back, he couldn't help but get angry, he grabbed Lu Shaoyan and asked: " Are you really going back by yourself?"

"Go back." Lu Shaoyan said.

"Okay, then hurry back, don't be stubborn, it will be colder than now!" Gou Yi said.

"Understood, hurry up and go!" Lu Shaoyan urged him in turn.

When Gu Er returned to the dormitory, the head of the dormitory had already fallen asleep, and the room was quiet.

He went to the window under the moonlight and saw that Lu Shaoyan was entangled with his friend for a while, and then that friend ran away in a hurry. Lu Shaoyan saw that the person disappeared, and returned to his old position to continue to squat.

Gu Er couldn't understand.

Obviously Meng Xiaochun was asleep, so what was Lu Shaoyan doing squatting there?

But when he thought about it again, he suddenly understood again.

——Isn’t this a common self-motivation!

Leaving aside, let’s just say that freshman just started school and was still in military training. There was a guy chasing a girl in the department next door, but the girl rejected him, so he played and sang sad love songs downstairs in his dormitory with his guitar in his arms under the pouring rain.

Then I got pneumonia and canceled my bursary.

This matter has been groaned by everyone for a long time.

What is the difference between Lu Shaoyan's behavior now and that?

He wanted to kidnap Meng Xiaochun morally.

Meng Xiaochun why?

Why don't you get better grades?Can be admitted to this school, how many bad grades?

Good looking?I fucking look worse than him?He won't hang his dead face all day long.

The more Gu Er thought about it, the more irritable he became, and suddenly he felt that Lu Shaoyan was not so cute anymore. Looking at that face from a distance, he felt gaudy and stupid.

Forget it, don't care, if you don't listen to persuasion, you will freeze to death and count the ball.

He closed the curtains with a cold face and went back to bed to sleep.

……

Meng Xiaochun's biological clock woke him up at 05:30 on time, but the alarm clock he had set for 35:[-] hadn't sounded yet.

He didn't have the habit of staying in bed. He sat up when he woke up, turned off the alarm clock that was on every day but hadn't been used for a long time, and got out of bed to change clothes and wash.

Meng Xiaochun's daily movements are not heavy, especially in the morning. In addition, there is a door wall between the bathroom and the outside of the dormitory. After closing the door, people who are still sleeping outside will not be disturbed.

After a set of simple procedures, at [-]:[-], Meng Xiaochun went out for a morning run as usual.

As soon as he came out of the dormitory, Meng Xiaochun felt the cold air pouring in from the ventilation window at the end of the corridor.

He walked out of the dormitory, feeling even more chilled.

Meng Xiaochun walked about ten steps towards the playground, slowed down, and finally stopped, looking at the person huddled under a tree in the corner not far away—he saw Lu Shaoyan wearing the coat—a kind of expression appeared in his eyes. A little dazed and surprised.

After a few seconds, this slight change disappeared.

If you think about it, it's not surprising that this happened to Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan never bumped into the south wall and didn't look back since he was a child. He decided that he had to do whatever he wanted to do.

Simply put, it is a tendon.

Just like the divorce of Lu Shaoyan's parents, his mother put it down long ago, formed a new family, had a new child, and even now has business cooperation with his father, but he has been with him for ten years. His father, Qi Anyuan, mother and son are in trouble.

His mother had nothing to do with him, so she simply arranged for him to study abroad in college.

After two months of reading, he insisted on turning back.

Meng Xiaochun didn't know how Lu Shaoyan persuaded his family to return.

He just walked out of the teaching building after class one day, and suddenly saw Lu Shaoyan rushing out from behind the flower bed, baring his teeth and claws at him, "I said I will come back!"

There is a fresh leaf in the hair.

……

Meng Xiaochun looked away and continued walking towards the playground.

Before he had taken two steps, he heard an exasperated voice: "Meng! Xiao! Chun! Stop!"

It must be a cold, and the voice is very hoarse.

Meng Xiaochun stopped, turned around, and looked at Lu Shaoyan.

A sick flush appeared on Lu Shaoyan's face.

Lu Shaoyan supported the tree, glared at him, and questioned: "You did it on purpose, didn't you? You know that I'm squatting here for you, so you tell Qi Anyuan not to come here, and deliberately let me squat all night!"

"Gu Er should have told you at that time that I was already asleep." Meng Xiaochun said.

"He did, but—" Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and asked, "How do you know he told me?"

Meng Xiaochun said slowly: "He told me that although he has never slept with a man, but you are so cute, he wants to play with you."

"Fuck?! He's sick! He—cough cough cough cough—"

Lu Shaoyan didn't come up in one breath, and was choked by the saliva. He coughed faintly while hugging the tree, and slid around the orbit at high speed in a circle of stars.

After a while, Lu Shaoyan managed to stop his cough, swallowed back the mouthful of old blood that didn't really exist, gritted his teeth and glared at Meng Xiaochun: "You said that to me on purpose to piss me off, didn't you?"

"What I said is the truth." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan slapped the tree body hard: "I know! He told me last night! But this doesn't rule out the possibility that you colluded with him and deliberately wanted to piss me off!"

"If you think so, I can't help it." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.

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