Lu Shao thinks this is not funny
Chapter 4
This ghostly weather suddenly drops in temperature!
Lu Shaoyan, who only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt, rubbed his arms in the cold.
He carried it stubbornly and tenaciously for a while, and realized the fact that he was stubborn enough but not strong enough. He was about to call his roommate to rescue him and deliver his clothes, when he remembered that one of the two had been called home for something to do, and the other had gone to a room with his partner. .
Lu Shaoyan's dormitory went back and forth from here, and it took 10 to [-] minutes at the fastest. He was afraid that he would miss the scene where the adulterer and the adulterer met, so he could only continue to freeze.
Freezing is healthier. It is said that freezing once in a while can effectively stimulate the secretion of what in the body...
Anyway, it is like relying on some self-comfort to tide over the difficulties.
Lu Shaoyan was feeding himself chicken soup when he suddenly saw a tall figure coming out of the dormitory building in front of him.
He thought it was the adulterer Meng who couldn't help but ran out to meet the adulterer, so he got up excitedly!
Unexpectedly, after squatting for too long, my legs were already numb. This time I got up too hastily, and fell to the ground.
"Hey!" Gu You hurried over to help him, "Are you alright?"
Lu Shaoyan looked up and saw that it was him, and was immediately disappointed. He got up and looked behind him: "It's just you?"
Gu You smiled: "Yes, it's just me, Xiaochun is asleep."
Just pretend to sleep!Maybe this Gu Wu is an undercover agent or a smoke bomb sent by Meng Xiaochun, here to confuse the public and divert my attention...
Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyan hastily pushed aside Gu Er who was blocking his view, and continued to watch the entrance and exit of the dormitory vigilantly.
"He's already asleep, it's useless for you to squat here." Gu Er handed him the coat in his hand, "Here, put it on, don't catch a cold."
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, looked back at the coat, and looked at Gu Er, just as a gust of cold wind blew by, he quickly took it and put it on, which immediately warmed his flesh and blood, and smiled brightly at Gu Er: "Thank you!"
Gu You was still undecided along the way, worried that he would be laughed at if he failed to pry Meng Xiaochun's wall...
At this moment, when he saw Lu Shaoyan's bright smile, he suddenly heard a bang in his ear, following the sound, it turned out that it was Cupid holding up the arrow of Cupid and stabbing violently in his heart!
What kind of thing is Meng Xiaochun!
Gu Er secretly took a deep breath, lowered her voice calmly, and made a bubbly voice: "Don't be polite to me."
After the college entrance examination, those two monthly net matching circles are not for nothing!
Everything in this world is accumulated over time!
At this sudden moment, Gu Er realized.
Lu Shaoyan stomped his feet, his body recovered, and he was in the mood to chat with Gu Er, even if this person was suspected of being an undercover enemy, he could use his tricks to spy on information.
"What are you doing out so late?" Lu Shaoyan asked while continuing to stare at the dormitory.
This question stunned Gu Youwen, and looked at the coat he had just brought on Lu Shaoyan: "I will send you some clothes."
He is courteous for nothing, rapes or steals, it seems that he is really an undercover agent.
Lu Shaoyan quickly glanced at the undercover agent, continued to stare at the dormitory, and flirted with him: "Oh, classmate, if you have something to do, go do your work and treat you to dinner another day."
Seeing it as if he didn't believe it, Gu Er hurriedly said, "I really came here specially to give you a coat."
"Why?" Lu Shaoyan asked.
"I care about you." Gu Er said.
Lu Shaoyan's eyeballs slid to his side, looked at him and asked, "You're fine, why do you suddenly care about me?"
Gu Er simply gave a straight ball: "Is it okay to see how cute you are?"
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then slowly frowned, looked at Gu Yi suspiciously and defensively, then moved a few small steps aside, and asked, "You don't mean you have something wrong with me, do you? Do you mean that?"
Gu Er smiled and asked him: "Really~ what should I do?"
"Nothing to do." Lu Shaoyan calmly and skillfully refused, "I'm a straight man, Tie Zhi."
"Even if you want to reject me, don't be so perfunctory." Gu You laughed, "You are a straight man and you still pursue Meng Xiaochun? Are you going to tell me that Meng Xiaochun is actually a woman?"
Lu Shaoyan curled his lips and asked, "What's none of your business?"
"I want to chase you, it must be none of my business." Gu Er said.
"I've already rejected you, so it's none of your business." Lu Shaoyan was about to take off his coat and return it to him. Halfway through, the wind blew over his exposed arm, and he shivered , put the jacket back on, "Take the clothes as if I rented them from you, how much is your WeChat account? Add a friend, and I'll send you a red envelope."
Gu You wanted to refuse at first, but after a second thought, he took out the QR code on his mobile phone to scan Lu Shaoyan.
"You won't block me after sending out the red envelopes?" Gu Er asked.
"No. I'll dry clean your clothes later, and I have to send you a message to return them." Lu Shaoyan said.
"And then block it again?" Gu Er asked.
"What's wrong with you? I have nothing to block you. Why do you want me to block you?" Lu Shaoyan asked while giving Gu Er a red envelope.
"That's not true." Gu Er said.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it." Lu Shaoyan finished distributing the red envelope, put away his phone, waved his hand, and continued to follow, "Go back to sleep if you have nothing else to do, and don't disturb me."
Gu Er wanted to say more, when he heard a panting voice behind him: "Master Lu!"
He turned his head and saw a handsome boy running towards him with a coat in his arms.
The two looked at each other and looked at each other. The boy looked away and said to Lu Shaoyan: "If I knew you had a handsome guy to warm you up, I wouldn't have come back, hey."
"How do you know I'm here?" Lu Shaoyan asked as he took off his coat and handed it to Gu Er, "Thank you, I don't need it, my friend sent me clothes."
Gu Er had no choice but to take it over, and smiled: "It looks like it's nothing to do with me, so I'll go back first."
Gou Yi watched the handsome guy enter the dormitory, then turned around and asked, "Then who? What's the situation?"
"Meng Xiaochun's classmate." Lu Shaoyan asked, "Why did you come here? Didn't you go to open a room?"
Mentioning this, Gou Yi put on a pain mask for a second: "You still have the nerve to ask. My husband finally came over for a vacation. I had already planned it. First, let's create the atmosphere and drink some wine. I arranged the hotel room for three hours. , I pulled the petals one by one with my own hands... and then I found out that you are here wearing a short-sleeved T to suffer from the cold. Can I ignore it? I don’t know you yet? It’s definitely useless to call to persuade you.”
Lu Shaoyan was moved: "Although you talk a lot of nonsense, you will always be my good brother!" Then he asked, "But you still didn't say it, how do you know I'm here?"
"Didn't you ask me to hook up with Meng Xiaochun's roommate on a small account before, so that I could get some information? I tried my best and fished on the confession wall for a long time..." The tone gradually became proud, "Don't worry, don't worry, he didn't know, My trumpet is a girl, and I lied to him that I was just knocking you and Meng Xiaochun's CP. He didn't suspect it, he said that many people added him because of Meng Xiaochun, because Meng Xiaochun didn't add people randomly."
"Oh... let me see." Lu Shaoyan asked curiously.
Gou Yi opened the chat page of the roommate he hooked up with and showed it to Lu Shaoyan: "That's it."
The avatar is a football star, nicknamed Monicanicanica.
It gives the impression that this is a very common account of a male college student.
"It seems to be called Shi Lei." Gou Yi added information beside him.
About an hour ago, Monicanicanica sent a message to Gou Yi: Lu Shaoyanlai stayed outside our dormitory, and Meng Xiaochun fell asleep.I think Lu Shaoyan will freeze to death tonight. Tonight the temperature is cooling down, so he wears a short-sleeved T-shirt.
"I just saw this and ran back quickly." Gou Yi said.
Lu Shaoyan flipped through the chat history, there wasn't much content, so he finished it soon.
He poked into the opponent's space and frowned slightly: "Is this a trumpet?"
Nothing was posted in the space.
"It's a small account." Gou Yi said, "He said he was afraid that the big account would betray Meng Xiaochun and be found out, and adding too many people would affect his normal life, so he opened a small account."
The author has something to say:
The protagonist's romance often consumes friends randomly.
Zhang Zuo: That’s right [smoking]
Lu Shaoyan, who only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt, rubbed his arms in the cold.
He carried it stubbornly and tenaciously for a while, and realized the fact that he was stubborn enough but not strong enough. He was about to call his roommate to rescue him and deliver his clothes, when he remembered that one of the two had been called home for something to do, and the other had gone to a room with his partner. .
Lu Shaoyan's dormitory went back and forth from here, and it took 10 to [-] minutes at the fastest. He was afraid that he would miss the scene where the adulterer and the adulterer met, so he could only continue to freeze.
Freezing is healthier. It is said that freezing once in a while can effectively stimulate the secretion of what in the body...
Anyway, it is like relying on some self-comfort to tide over the difficulties.
Lu Shaoyan was feeding himself chicken soup when he suddenly saw a tall figure coming out of the dormitory building in front of him.
He thought it was the adulterer Meng who couldn't help but ran out to meet the adulterer, so he got up excitedly!
Unexpectedly, after squatting for too long, my legs were already numb. This time I got up too hastily, and fell to the ground.
"Hey!" Gu You hurried over to help him, "Are you alright?"
Lu Shaoyan looked up and saw that it was him, and was immediately disappointed. He got up and looked behind him: "It's just you?"
Gu You smiled: "Yes, it's just me, Xiaochun is asleep."
Just pretend to sleep!Maybe this Gu Wu is an undercover agent or a smoke bomb sent by Meng Xiaochun, here to confuse the public and divert my attention...
Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyan hastily pushed aside Gu Er who was blocking his view, and continued to watch the entrance and exit of the dormitory vigilantly.
"He's already asleep, it's useless for you to squat here." Gu Er handed him the coat in his hand, "Here, put it on, don't catch a cold."
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, looked back at the coat, and looked at Gu Er, just as a gust of cold wind blew by, he quickly took it and put it on, which immediately warmed his flesh and blood, and smiled brightly at Gu Er: "Thank you!"
Gu You was still undecided along the way, worried that he would be laughed at if he failed to pry Meng Xiaochun's wall...
At this moment, when he saw Lu Shaoyan's bright smile, he suddenly heard a bang in his ear, following the sound, it turned out that it was Cupid holding up the arrow of Cupid and stabbing violently in his heart!
What kind of thing is Meng Xiaochun!
Gu Er secretly took a deep breath, lowered her voice calmly, and made a bubbly voice: "Don't be polite to me."
After the college entrance examination, those two monthly net matching circles are not for nothing!
Everything in this world is accumulated over time!
At this sudden moment, Gu Er realized.
Lu Shaoyan stomped his feet, his body recovered, and he was in the mood to chat with Gu Er, even if this person was suspected of being an undercover enemy, he could use his tricks to spy on information.
"What are you doing out so late?" Lu Shaoyan asked while continuing to stare at the dormitory.
This question stunned Gu Youwen, and looked at the coat he had just brought on Lu Shaoyan: "I will send you some clothes."
He is courteous for nothing, rapes or steals, it seems that he is really an undercover agent.
Lu Shaoyan quickly glanced at the undercover agent, continued to stare at the dormitory, and flirted with him: "Oh, classmate, if you have something to do, go do your work and treat you to dinner another day."
Seeing it as if he didn't believe it, Gu Er hurriedly said, "I really came here specially to give you a coat."
"Why?" Lu Shaoyan asked.
"I care about you." Gu Er said.
Lu Shaoyan's eyeballs slid to his side, looked at him and asked, "You're fine, why do you suddenly care about me?"
Gu Er simply gave a straight ball: "Is it okay to see how cute you are?"
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then slowly frowned, looked at Gu Yi suspiciously and defensively, then moved a few small steps aside, and asked, "You don't mean you have something wrong with me, do you? Do you mean that?"
Gu Er smiled and asked him: "Really~ what should I do?"
"Nothing to do." Lu Shaoyan calmly and skillfully refused, "I'm a straight man, Tie Zhi."
"Even if you want to reject me, don't be so perfunctory." Gu You laughed, "You are a straight man and you still pursue Meng Xiaochun? Are you going to tell me that Meng Xiaochun is actually a woman?"
Lu Shaoyan curled his lips and asked, "What's none of your business?"
"I want to chase you, it must be none of my business." Gu Er said.
"I've already rejected you, so it's none of your business." Lu Shaoyan was about to take off his coat and return it to him. Halfway through, the wind blew over his exposed arm, and he shivered , put the jacket back on, "Take the clothes as if I rented them from you, how much is your WeChat account? Add a friend, and I'll send you a red envelope."
Gu You wanted to refuse at first, but after a second thought, he took out the QR code on his mobile phone to scan Lu Shaoyan.
"You won't block me after sending out the red envelopes?" Gu Er asked.
"No. I'll dry clean your clothes later, and I have to send you a message to return them." Lu Shaoyan said.
"And then block it again?" Gu Er asked.
"What's wrong with you? I have nothing to block you. Why do you want me to block you?" Lu Shaoyan asked while giving Gu Er a red envelope.
"That's not true." Gu Er said.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it." Lu Shaoyan finished distributing the red envelope, put away his phone, waved his hand, and continued to follow, "Go back to sleep if you have nothing else to do, and don't disturb me."
Gu Er wanted to say more, when he heard a panting voice behind him: "Master Lu!"
He turned his head and saw a handsome boy running towards him with a coat in his arms.
The two looked at each other and looked at each other. The boy looked away and said to Lu Shaoyan: "If I knew you had a handsome guy to warm you up, I wouldn't have come back, hey."
"How do you know I'm here?" Lu Shaoyan asked as he took off his coat and handed it to Gu Er, "Thank you, I don't need it, my friend sent me clothes."
Gu Er had no choice but to take it over, and smiled: "It looks like it's nothing to do with me, so I'll go back first."
Gou Yi watched the handsome guy enter the dormitory, then turned around and asked, "Then who? What's the situation?"
"Meng Xiaochun's classmate." Lu Shaoyan asked, "Why did you come here? Didn't you go to open a room?"
Mentioning this, Gou Yi put on a pain mask for a second: "You still have the nerve to ask. My husband finally came over for a vacation. I had already planned it. First, let's create the atmosphere and drink some wine. I arranged the hotel room for three hours. , I pulled the petals one by one with my own hands... and then I found out that you are here wearing a short-sleeved T to suffer from the cold. Can I ignore it? I don’t know you yet? It’s definitely useless to call to persuade you.”
Lu Shaoyan was moved: "Although you talk a lot of nonsense, you will always be my good brother!" Then he asked, "But you still didn't say it, how do you know I'm here?"
"Didn't you ask me to hook up with Meng Xiaochun's roommate on a small account before, so that I could get some information? I tried my best and fished on the confession wall for a long time..." The tone gradually became proud, "Don't worry, don't worry, he didn't know, My trumpet is a girl, and I lied to him that I was just knocking you and Meng Xiaochun's CP. He didn't suspect it, he said that many people added him because of Meng Xiaochun, because Meng Xiaochun didn't add people randomly."
"Oh... let me see." Lu Shaoyan asked curiously.
Gou Yi opened the chat page of the roommate he hooked up with and showed it to Lu Shaoyan: "That's it."
The avatar is a football star, nicknamed Monicanicanica.
It gives the impression that this is a very common account of a male college student.
"It seems to be called Shi Lei." Gou Yi added information beside him.
About an hour ago, Monicanicanica sent a message to Gou Yi: Lu Shaoyanlai stayed outside our dormitory, and Meng Xiaochun fell asleep.I think Lu Shaoyan will freeze to death tonight. Tonight the temperature is cooling down, so he wears a short-sleeved T-shirt.
"I just saw this and ran back quickly." Gou Yi said.
Lu Shaoyan flipped through the chat history, there wasn't much content, so he finished it soon.
He poked into the opponent's space and frowned slightly: "Is this a trumpet?"
Nothing was posted in the space.
"It's a small account." Gou Yi said, "He said he was afraid that the big account would betray Meng Xiaochun and be found out, and adding too many people would affect his normal life, so he opened a small account."
The author has something to say:
The protagonist's romance often consumes friends randomly.
Zhang Zuo: That’s right [smoking]
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