Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

"This is the case." Gou Yi said seriously.

Lu Shaoyan looked at him without speaking, his translucent eyeballs rolled around, and his brain was thinking fast.

On Friday night, Meng Xiaochun suddenly seemed jealous, and then went back to the guest room and refunded the money.

Lu Shaoyan thought about it for a long time at the time, and felt that it was midnight, maybe Meng Xiaochun was dreaming - didn't everyone on the Internet say not to shop online at night, it's easy to spend irrationally - go back to sleep and calm down, probably it will be fine. After all, being jealous doesn't fit the snake spirit's snake design at all.

So, Lu Shaoyan ignored it and went to sleep for the time being.

The next morning, he got up and went downstairs to have breakfast. His mother, younger sister, and Zhou Tian were sitting at the dining table. His mother was reading the financial morning newspaper while drinking coffee, acting very aggressively, while Zhou Tian coaxed his daughter to have breakfast.

I didn't see Meng Xiaochun.

It stands to reason that Meng Xiaochun should have come back from his morning run by this point.

Lu Shaoyan thought that Meng Xiaochun was too embarrassed to come down to eat breakfast alone, so he was about to go back upstairs to ask someone to come down, but his mother stopped him: "What are you doing? Sit down and eat."

"Ask Meng Xiaochun to eat together. He probably feels embarrassed to come down by himself." Lu Shaoyan said.

His mother said flatly, "Xiaochun left long ago."

"Ah? Where did he go?" Lu Shaoyan thought for a while and said, "Oh, did he go for a morning jog? I'll call him..."

The live-in nanny brought out the breakfast she had just made for Lu Shaoyan from the kitchen, and said, "No, when I was about to go shopping in the morning, I met classmate Meng, and he said he was back to school."

Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to sit at the dining table, and while eating breakfast, he sent a message to Meng Xiaochun, asking what was urgent and left... Then he found himself blocked!

Yu Xi...

Lu Shaoyan suffered at home for the whole day of Saturday and the first half of Sunday. After lunch on Sunday, he found excuses to run back to school. Then he caught Gou Yi in the dormitory and told Gou Yi what happened. Give him an analysis.

The result of Gou Yi's analysis is: "There are often such plots in novels. When you fall asleep, you will fall asleep, and you will fall asleep. This is especially the case for many of the gold master's texts! It's normal!"

"Isn't that too fast?" Lu Shaoyan asked in surprise.

"Hey, man! My heart is hanging away!" Gou Yi waved his hands with a look of understanding.

It was even more difficult for Lu Shaoyan, thinking about it, not knowing what to do.

Gou Yi glanced at him, and asked gossipingly: "Then do you like K or Meng Xiaochun more now?"

Lu Shaoyan pushed him away a little: "Oh, don't ask, it's annoying."

"Even if I don't ask, you still have to make a decision." Gou Yi said.

What to decide?Meng Xiaochun and I are not in the relationship you think... What's wrong with me? I like Meng Xiaochun?He keeps a cold face all day long and does not speak, and when he speaks, it is annoying.

After Lu Shaoyan thought about it, he hummed heavily, and made a decision: "Let him go! Rare?!"

Gou Yi "tsk tsk" said: "Mr. Lu, you are more or less a bit of a scumbag. It wasn't like this when Meng Xiaochun didn't sleep..."

"Oh, stop talking, you don't know anything!" Lu Shaoyan angrily turned his head and lay down on the table, ignoring Gou Yi.

Gou Yi said a few words beside him, seeing that Lu Shaoyan was really angry, he stopped talking, shrugged his shoulders, and went to review his final exam content.

Then, next, Meng Xiaochun really ignored Lu Shaoyan completely.

On Tuesday, Lu Shaoyan specially accompanied a classmate to the medical school to find someone. The person he was looking for was "by chance" the person he was looking for was from Meng Xiaochun's class, and he "coincidentally" met Meng Xiaochun...

Meng Xiaochun passed Lu Shaoyan without looking sideways.

Lu Shaoyan: .

Face it!Give the surname Meng a face!

Okay, are you jealous?Then eat your fill!

Lu Shaoyan took out his mobile phone and made an appointment with K to play games live!

It took almost half an hour for K to reply to Lu Shaoyan: My girlfriend came to get back with me.

Lu.: ...

Lu.: Didn't she say you are gay?

K: probably double

Lu.: ...

Lu.: [Take and put.gif]

K: I'll try to open a room with her tonight

Lu.: …………………………………………………

K: By the way, I heard recently that you broke up with mxc?What's wrong?

Lu.: No, who said that?

K: That's what they say

Lu.: No, the final exam is coming, so concentrate on studying

K: oh

K: I heard that mxc stabbed himself in the dormitory

Lu.: Huh?Why?

K: Final exam content

Lu.: Oh, it scared me, I thought he was crazy

K: You two didn't break up and you didn't even know this?

Lu.: I told you to concentrate on studying!

K: I'll wait ten minutes before I can play the game, is that okay?

Lu.: I have something to do here, let’s talk about it another day

Lu Shaoyan put down his phone, and quickly grabbed Gou Yi who was spraying water on Hu Peng's succulents from the balcony: "Don't make trouble, he just sprayed water this morning... Hurry up and ask Meng Xiaochun's roommate! They took the exam A test needle?"

Gou Yi asked puzzledly: "What's wrong?"

"If I ignore Meng Xiaochun, Meng Xiaochun will harm himself!" Lu Shaoyan said seriously.

"Ah? Who did you hear that from?" Gou Yi looked at the face of the phone, "Meng Xiaochun in the dream would kill himself for love, right?"

"K heard what others said." Lu Shaoyan said.

Gou Yi became even more confused: "Huh? K... Shao Lu, your love life is a little... a little too rich? If I understand correctly, K and Meng Xiaochun are rivals in love, right?"

"That's not true, K is getting along with his girlfriend again!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "I finally understand, it's impossible for me to be with him."

Gou Yi was silent for a few seconds: "So, that is to say, because K's side is impossible, you now want to go back to find Meng Xiaochun... Lu Shao, you... Forget it, it's okay, scumbags are not scumbags!"

Why not? !When Lu Shaoyan was exposed by this statement, he felt more guilty and embarrassed, and it took him a long time to say: "Stop talking...you are not allowed to talk about this in the future."

"Okay, okay, okay." Gou Yi asked, "Then what are you going to do now?"

"I want to know why I'm asking you?" Lu Shaoyan pouted with his head down.

Gou Yi sighed: "Then you go to find someone to reconcile. You tell him that you won't play games with K in the future. Just delete K."

"For no reason, I deleted K again? Isn't that good?" Lu Shaoyan hesitated.

"Everyone is getting back together with his girlfriend, why don't you delete him and keep it? Wait until he breaks up next time and then flirt with him again? Then he falls in love with a woman again?" Gou Yi has a very bad impression of K now. Okay, "This person is swaying left and right, unreliable."

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said, "It's more reliable than yours!"

"..." Gou Yi is used to Lu Shaoyan wanting to step on her husband for everything, so he simply pretended not to hear it, and just said, "Then if you don't delete K, you'll just see Meng Xiaochun ignore you?"

Lu Shaoyan stopped talking.

After a while, Lu Shaoyan got up and walked out with his mobile phone.Gou Yi didn't ask him where he was going, he shrugged.

……

Meng Xiaochun walked out of the classroom, turned a blind eye to Lu Shaoyan who was squatting in the corner opposite the corridor, and walked towards the stairs.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly followed, and was about to speak, when he saw a lot of people coming and going, he didn't say anything, just followed behind Meng Xiaochun, until he left the teaching building and arrived at a tree-lined path with no people , he ran a few steps quickly and grabbed Meng Xiaochun.

Meng Xiaochun immediately pulled his arm back.

Lu Shaoyan grabbed this arm again, held it tightly, rolled up Meng Xiaochun's sleeve without any explanation, looked up and down carefully, and asked, "Where is it tied?"

Meng Xiaochun looked at him coldly and didn't speak.

Lu Shaoyan didn't find the needle's eye, so he raised his head and asked, "You didn't stab yourself indiscriminately, did you? What are you doing? Are you crazy?"

"What's none of your business?" Meng Xiaochun asked, his voice was like ice scum in December.

This attitude is too bad!But when I think about it, this guy is jealous... it can still be forgiven!

Lu Shao postponed Ai Ai, and asked in a low voice coyly: "Meng Xiaochun, do you...have you fallen in love with me?"

Meng Xiaochun rolled his eyes at him, pulled back his arm vigorously, turned around and continued walking.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly followed: "Say it!"

Meng Xiaochun still did not speak.

But Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, Lu Shaoyan knew it in his heart.This guy's mouth is very poisonous, if it's not like what he said, he must be ridiculed now!

Thinking about it this way, Lu Shaoyan's mood is very delicate, very, very, very delicate.

"Hey..." Lu Shaoyan tentatively pulled Meng Xiaochun, but still walked forward with a cold face when he saw the person, hesitated for a while, and said, "I just transferred the money to you again..."

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him.

"K... I have nothing to do with K..." Lu Shaoyan was still angry when he saw the man, stopped, and said to his back, "I just deleted him! Believe it or not! You still If it's like this...so be it! Whatever you want! Seriously! I'll count to three! Three! Two! Two point five! Two o'clock... Two point seven! Two point eight!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped in his tracks.

Before Lu Shaoyan had time to be happy, Meng Xiaochun said without turning his head: "After two is one past five."

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Meng Xiaochun continued to walk forward.

Lu Shaoyan, who had lost his face, became furious. He looked left and right, picked up fallen leaves from the ground, and threw them at Meng Xiaochun's back: "You can do whatever you want! Learn elementary school mathematics and see if you can get it!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped again, turned around and said coldly, "You can't even do elementary school math well."

After speaking, continue to turn around and walk.

Lu Shaoyan was about to be pissed off by him, so he exhaled hard, and the more he thought about it, the more he got angry, he rushed up and hit him hard on the back twice, I don't know if it hurts, but Lu Shaoyan's hand hurt from the beating anyway, so he withdrew his hand and put it on his clothes Grinding his palms, he turned his head and strode away!

Love whoever!As for this cold-blooded and venomous snake essence, anyone who loves it will want it!

……

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Lu Shaoyan hugged the pillow and rolled around screaming.

Gou Yi stood under his bed, raised his head and tried to persuade him earnestly: "Young Master Lu, come down and get out of here. I've spread a mat on the floor for you... If you roll on it, I'm afraid the bed will collapse. The bed doesn't matter, we It’s a compensation, but what if you fall and break it? Hu Peng may not be able to catch you..."

Hu Peng stood beside him, with his arms outstretched, his eyes following Lu Shaoyan's movements, for fear that he would not be able to catch the target firmly when he got out of bed and collapsed.

Alas, how cruel this is to Hu Peng!I have to watch my crush suffer here because of a snake spirit, and I have to stand so loyally waiting to pick him up!Gou Yi thought bitterly.

Lu Shaoyan ignored them and continued to roll around and scream.

Gou Yi was helpless, he lowered his head and sent a message to Meng Xiaochun's roommate Shi Lei: What's wrong with mxc?

Shi Lei: What's wrong?

Gou Yi: I heard people say that this scumbag mxc wants to run away after taking advantage of lsy! [angry]

Shi Lei: No such thing, right?

Shi Lei: On the other hand, Xiaochun has been pissed off by lsy these past few days. You know about lsy's live broadcast with a guy who doesn't know, right?

Gou Yi: What's wrong with the live broadcast?You're right, those who didn't know thought they were having a fight!

Gou Yi: mxc is too narrow-minded

Gou Yi: You persuade mxc

Shi Lei: What's the use of me persuading him?I have to ask lsy to persuade him

Gou Yi: Come on, he can put on airs, I heard that lsy went to him, but he ignored him, what the hell, fuck

Shi Lei:?

Shi Lei: Sister, don't you like him?

Gou Yi: ...

Gou Yi quickly withdrew that ooc statement, and quickly saved his vest: Oh oh, I was so excited all of a sudden

Gou Yi: I don’t like their CP, now I’m a CP fan, I’m Shou Ma

Shi Lei: ...

Shi Lei: I don't understand, but I look awesome [666.jpg]

Gou Yi: Test mxc and see what he thinks

Shi Lei: Okay, let me ask

Gou Yi suddenly sensed that something was wrong, and when he looked up, he saw that Lu Shaoyan had stopped screaming, and was leaning on the bedside guardrail to look at the screen of his mobile phone.

Lu Shao raised his eyes slowly, meeting Gou Yi's eyes.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Gou Yi: "..."

Hu Peng, who was dutifully at the side and continued to guard against Lu Shaoyan falling to catch him: "..."

After three seconds of silence in the bedroom, Lu Shaoyan lay back and continued to roll.

"...Okay, stop screaming, stop rolling, I just asked Shi Lei to ask Meng Xiaochun!" Gou Yi helped his forehead helplessly.

"Who asked you to ask him?" Lu Shaoyan sat up impatiently, and angrily said to Gou Yi under the bed, "It's as if I asked you to ask! I'm not angry because of him at all! Call him!"

"...Then you ask him to return the money to you, didn't he just return it last time?" Gou Yi asked knowingly.

Lu Shaoyan stuck his neck and said: "I always ask people to pay back the money, making it look like I'm shabby! How shameless I am!"

"Oh, then I'll tell Shi Lei to ask him to hint to Meng Xiaochun to pay back the money." Gou Yi said this deliberately, lowering his head and pretending to send a message.

Lu Shaoyan became anxious immediately, and went down the stairs in a hurry.

Hu Peng quickly escorted him, fearing that he would step on the ground in a hurry.

Fortunately not.Lu Shaoyan got off the ground smoothly, and he came to snatch Gou Yi's phone even though he didn't have time to put on his slippers.

This scene reminded Gou Yi that when Lu Shaoyan snatched his mobile phone and scolded his husband... So he deliberately teased Lu Shaoyan even more, and deliberately snatched it from him.

The two were arguing when the phone rang.

"Don't play, don't play anymore, there's news, let's see what Shi Lei has to say!" Gou Yi said.

Lu Shaoyan hesitated for a moment, stopped grabbing, and leaned over to have a look.

Shi Lei: I think it's all right

Gou Yi: What do you mean?

Shi Lei: I just saw Xiaochun applied for an account to play games

Gou Yi: What do you mean?don't understand

Shi Lei: Sister, why don't you understand me?

Shi Lei: I said I was jealous

Shi Lei: I guess he wants to bring lsy to play games

Shi Lei: Just wait

……

Lu Shaoyan waited for about 24 hours, and just when he was about to get angry, he finally had a new account to add him as a friend. The profile picture was all black, and the name was random by the system.

Lu Shaoyan clicked to agree, and noted the name of the person: mxc

Lu.: Who?Why add me?

mxc: play games

Lu.: Who are you?I don't mess with people

mxc: netizen

Lu.: deleted deleted

After speaking, I really deleted it.

One minute later, the person sent another friend request.

Lu Shaoyan giggled and waited for half a minute before passing, his fingertips were as light as if he were playing the piano.

Lu.: What are you doing?

mxc: Meng Xiaochun

Lu.: I don’t know what you’re talking about, I deleted it

mxc: 50 per hour for accompanying play

Lu.: ...

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mxc: Is it difficult to remember your own personality ▼_▼