Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

For as long as Lu Shaoyan hugged his knees and cried, Meng Xiaochun stood at the door for a long time.

——Of course, Lu Shaoyan didn't cry for long.He didn't hear the sound of opening and closing the door for a long time. He looked up, wiped away his tears with the back of his hand, and asked with doubt and disgust, "What are you doing standing there? Are you going or not?"

Only then did Meng Xiaochun move. He turned the doorknob and went out.

Lu Shaoyan watched the door close, curled his lips, put his chin on his knees, and was stunned, but he didn't cry anymore.

It's just that he himself doesn't know what he is thinking, there are too many things to think about in his mind, but it is blank.

I don't know how long it has passed, maybe it hasn't been too long, Lu Shaoyan's phone vibrated.

It took almost a minute before he lazily picked it up and looked at it. He was stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly widened, and he held the phone with both hands, staring at the news on the screen.

[K apply to add your friend]

[Verification message: broke up with girlfriend]

broke up? !Why did you break up? !Always, always can't...it can't be because of me, right? !I did nothing!

The first (unrequited) love Bai Yueguang broke up, but Lu Shaoyan couldn't be happy at all. Instead, he was panicked, and quickly recalled in his head what he had done as a mistress!Not impressed at all!Ever since he knew that K had a girlfriend, he avoided suspicion very much!

Still the same sentence, San Qi Anyuan is the revenge of fate, and San K's girlfriend is moral depravity!

Lu Shaoyan hesitated for about 5 minutes, bit his lip and accepted K's friend request, and then quickly typed and sent it: Why did you break up? !

Then, still holding the phone in both hands, he anxiously waited for K's reply.

He secretly made a decision: after asking K's reason for breaking up, he will delete K again... After all, K is a straight man, even if the breakup is not because of him this time, he still can't get along with him while secretly in love with him. They continued to get along, otherwise K will have a girlfriend in the future, and he will have to avoid suspicion and run away. It will definitely be more uncomfortable at that time.

K quickly sent an answer: She said I was gay, so we broke up.

Lu.:?What does she call you gay?Are you then?

K: I don't know. I was studying before. She was my first love. I'm a man, don't I just fall in love with a woman?I didn't think much of it.But she insisted that I was actually gay.

Lu Shaoyan originally wanted to ask K why he didn't even know whether he was gay or not.

It's like this... Before he had a physical relationship with Meng Xiaochun, he also thought he was a straight man... Similar to K's thinking, he thought he was a man, so he must like girls... Hey!

Lu Shaoyan sent a sighing expression, and then typed: Why did she suspect that you are gay?Is it because you took me to play games in the live broadcast room that day?

K: It has nothing to do with you, it's because I'm not used to being intimate with her.

Lu.: Then...is there a possibility, you are just a little shy?

K: I thought so too, and she said there was no such possibility.

Lu.: ...

K: Whatever, anyway, I don't really want to be in love now.

Lu.: Oh...

K: How have you been recently?

Lu.: okay

K: Really?

Lu.: Sigh... I've lost my vest now, so there are many things I can't tell you, so don't ask.

K: It seems that there are many things

Lu.: [crying]

K: amount

K: don't cry

Lu.: [grievance]

K: Is it live broadcast now?I will take you to the game

Lu Shaoyan thought for a while and sent a voice: "Okay~"

K: Your voice is not right, were you really crying just now?

Lu.: "Oh, don't worry about it, it's hard to tell you!"

K: I am not someone who will go out and break the news

Lu.: "I'm not afraid of you breaking the news, I'm embarrassed! Stop talking! I'm going to turn on the computer."

There is a computer in Lu Shaoyan's room and the computer has its own camera. He quickly turned it on, entered the live broadcast room, pulled on K, and started playing games live.

The popularity of the live broadcast room quickly soared.

After playing for more than two hours, K said that it was too early to go to rest, and ended the live broadcast.

After the live broadcast and the game were offline, Lu Shaoyan was about to say good night to K, when K sent a message: Are you feeling better?If not, I will stay with you for a while.

Lu.: "You... don't say such things, you know what I am... Oh, you know!"

K: half understand

K: Are you and mxc real?

Lu.: "Don't ask!"

K: [OK] I don't mean anything else, I just want to be friends with you very simply, because getting along with you is very happy.Don't get me wrong, I don't mean ambiguous, pure friendship, whether I'm gay or not.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't express his mood at this moment.It might be a good result to be friends, but... But he was afraid that he would not be satisfied with just being friends.

K: Can you?

Lu.: Emmm, let me think about it

K: [OK]

K: Otherwise, let’s have a face-to-face meeting, so that I’m also out of my vest, it’s fair, and you should feel much more at ease

In the past, Lu Shaoyan would have agreed right away, but now the situation is different, he thought it over, and reluctantly refused: It's better not to!

Alas, now that K is confirmed to be Bai Yueguang, I'm afraid of being disillusioned!Then if he is not disillusioned, he will be very sad... He has been with Meng Xiaochun several times, how can he face K again?

After all, there is no fate, fate makes people, sad and sad songs!

Lu.: Forget it, let’s just leave it at that!Stop talking, sleepy, sleep!Good night!

K: [OK] good night

Lu Shaoyan put down his mobile phone, sighed heavily, got out of bed slowly, took a shower in the bathroom with his slippers on, and when he came out, he was suddenly startled again: "You——" He quickly lowered his voice when he remembered something , "Why are you here again?!"

Meng Xiaochun sat by his bed, looked at him, and said coldly, "You didn't lock the door."

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly went over and locked the door. Thinking about something wrong, he turned around and said, "Then how did you get in the first time? Just, before, I remember that I must have locked it!"

Meng Xiaochun pretended not to hear, and went to bed and covered himself with a quilt.

"..." Lu Shaoyan was really convinced. He went to the bedside, looked at Meng Xiaochun who had closed his eyes, "Hey you - you are so comfortable! It's like being at your home! I, I agree with you to sleep ?Hello!"

He deeply suspected that Meng Xiaochun had been in the water for a long time!At the end of the month, I will secretly poke this into the bill and say it for eight hours!

Forget it, forget it, I'm in a good mood right now, let the water be water... Lu Shaoyan put on his slippers and went to bed, crawled inside, put on the quilt, and suddenly said: "But at least tell me, how much is it for an hour?" Right? Transparent fees, sunshine prices, understand?”

Don't think about taking him for granted!Corner

Meng Xiaochun closed his eyes and said hesitantly, "Eight hundred nights."

Lu Shaoyan was completely relieved, lay down, closed his eyes and ordered: "Turn off the lights."

There was a rustling, and then there was a slight sound of turning off the lights.

Then, Lu Shaoyan's face became hot.He opened his eyes and met Meng Xiaochun's eyes.

Although the lights were not turned on, the room was not too dark. With the moonlight, it was still possible to see clearly at such a close distance.

Meng Xiaochun turned sideways, put his hand on Lu Shaoyan's pillow, lowered his head, and looked at him very closely.After watching for a while, he lowered his head and kissed him again.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Why is Meng suddenly so sincere? !It is said that it is a night package, do you really plan to do real work and materials?

Uh, I'm not at a disadvantage... Then, that's fine too...

Lu Shaoyan thought about it like this, more or less embarrassed, quickly closed his eyes, and waited for Meng Xiaochun to take the initiative.

But after he closed his eyes and waited for a long time, Meng Xiaochun remained silent.

He quietly opened one eye and met Meng Xiaochun's eyes.Meng Xiaochun still maintained the posture just now.

Now, Meng Xiaochun bowed his head and kissed him again.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly closed his eyes again.

Then Meng Xiaochun remained silent for a long time...

Lu Shaoyan opened his eyes this time, looked at Meng Xiaochun suspiciously, and then Meng Xiaochun kissed him again.

"What do you mean?" Lu Shaoyan asked directly.

Meng Xiaochun said, "I thought you were asleep."

"what?"

"Closing your eyes means you are sleeping, so I won't do it. I'm afraid it will affect your rest and give me a bad review." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Meng Xiaochun has a sense of service, so it's hard to find fault with this guy.But, I can't just say that I'm shy...

The two stalemate for a while, Lu Shaoyan's eyes dodged, and he hesitated: "I...I just...uh, my eyes are a little dry...that's all..."

Meng Xiaochun suddenly asked: "What is the relationship between K and you?"

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then returned his gaze to Meng Xiaochun's eyes: "How do you know...you also watched the live broadcast?"

"Gu Er told me." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. !It's obvious, right? !Don't be a fool!Depend on!There is such a plot to sow discord in Gongdou drama!The surname Gu is really terrible!You have to watch it once in the future!

Lu Shaoyan was still cursing Gu You in his heart, Meng Xiaochun asked, "Who is K?"

"...I don't know either. It's just a netizen. I haven't seen him, so I won't lie to you." Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun looked at him for a while, then turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, with his back to Lu Shaoyan, without moving or speaking.

Lu Shaoyan was a little dazed, thinking about it, feeling a little guilty, so he sat up and raised his voice even more: "What are you doing? What do you mean?"

Meng Xiaochun started a unilateral cold war again.

Lu Shaoyan became angry from embarrassment: "Don't be like this all the time! Who knows what you are thinking? There is something wrong, I don't know why... If you do this again, I will bother you! I won't include you!"

"Don't worry about it." Meng Xiaochun said, got up and walked out.

Lu Shaoyan was dumbfounded immediately, wanted to call him to stop, covered his mouth in time, hurriedly followed to catch up with him, and whispered: "What are you doing? All of a sudden? Are you out of your mind?"

Meng Xiaochun turned around and looked at him indifferently: "Delete K."

"Huh? Why? I'm playing games live with him!" Lu Shaoyan argued, "Why do you think I want to live broadcast? You charge this and that all the time, where do I get so much money for?" You? My money fell from the sky?"

"I'm not interested in being someone else's third party." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I don't know what you're talking about! You're crazy!" Lu Shaoyan bit the bullet and accused.

Meng Xiaochun turned around and wanted to leave again.

Lu Shaoyan said angrily: "If you do this again, you, you... just return the money to me! It's not even a month yet!"

Meng Xiaochun ignored him and insisted on leaving.

Standing at the door, Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he clenched his fists and beat the air. He was so angry that he closed the door, went back to the bed, put the pillow and quilt together, and started to beat.

He punched hard about ten times, his phone vibrated, and when he picked it up, it was Meng Xiaochun's online transfer to him!

Meng Xiaochun really refunded the money!Fuck!Really? !

I'm really crazy!What the hell did Temeow say? !Fuck!

……and many more.

No matter what Gu Er said... there is a high probability that I can only say that I seem to be having an affair with K, right?What does this have to do with Meng Xiaochun?Why is he so angry for no reason?

Is it...

No, it's impossible...

Lu Shaoyan thought of a possibility, and was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.

But... this is impossible!Meng Xiaochun... How could Meng Xiaochun be jealous?This guy obviously likes Qi Anyuan, right?

The author has something to say:

The more a certain snake spirit thinks about it, the more he gets angry: K die [skeleton head]

K:? ? ?