Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Shaoyan worked hard, but some things cannot be achieved with hard work.

Until Meng Xiaochun carried a thick stack of books to the front desk to register, Lu Shaoyan couldn't smell the mixed scent of white lotus and green tea on Qi Anyuan.

After Meng Xiaochun finished the book-borrowing procedures, he went to the study room on the other floor, found a seat by the window, sat down, spread out a book, and began to read.

Lu Shaoyan, who followed all the way, recalled the report carefully. The reporter asked Meng Xiaochun where he would take the people he liked besides the library.Meng Xiaochun said, "Self-study room."

Lu Shaoyan sat on the seat opposite Meng Xiaochun, intending to play with his mobile phone and wait for the rabbit, but found that the mobile phone had only one battery left.

He looked up and looked for the shared power bank, but couldn't find it.

This is really inhumane, and people who come from the study room to play with their mobile phones are simply ignored!

Worried that going out to find a power bank would give the adulterer an opportunity, Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to switch the phone to power-saving mode, then put it down, resting his chin, looking around boredly.

There is nothing to look at, surrounded by people who are eager to learn, this makes the scumbag Lu Shao feel ashamed, but it does not affect him to continue to idle around.

Lu Shaoyan looked around, blinked, and looked at Meng Xiaochun. The index and middle fingers of his right hand quietly crawled on the table to the pile of books that Meng Xiaochun had just borrowed...

A second before touching the book, Meng Xiaochun raised his eyelids and looked at his hand.

Meng Xiaochun has very standard Danfeng eyes, thin but not small, the tails of the eyes are slightly raised, always revealing a sense of alienation and indifference that rejects people for thousands of miles.

This eye shape is extremely beautiful, but at the same time, it is very picky about facial features and face shape. If one thing is wrong, the face will appear uncoordinated and ugly than ordinary people.Naturally, Meng Xiaochun did not belong to the latter group. There was nothing wrong with his appearance, including his demeanor and temperament, which were all noble.

Seen by this gaze, Lu Shaoyan's fingers froze in place for three seconds, then tentatively stretched out his index finger and touched the book.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, his eyelashes moved slightly, and his eyes moved to Lu Shaoyan's face.

Lu Shaoyan silently avoided his gaze, hesitated for a while, and quickly picked up the top book and put it in front of him.

Meng Xiaochun looked away and continued reading.

Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief, bowed his head and flipped through the book, and found that he was very lucky. This book is "Three Musketeers", probably Meng Xiaochun's entertainment and leisure project for combining work and rest.

He glanced at the book Meng Xiaochun was reading, it was densely packed in English, with illustrations or cell diagrams.The other books left aside, as you can tell from the names on the spine, are also professional books that Lu Shaoyan can't understand.

But Lu Shaoyan turned on the gun | gun | hand, happy for less than three seconds, and suddenly realized: Could it be that Meng Xiaochun borrowed this for Qi Anyuan?

His mood suddenly fell to the bottom, he closed the book, put it back on Meng Xiaochun's stack of books, turned his head and sulked.

After being bored for a while, Lu Shaoyan was really bored, so he took the musketeer back and spread it out for a look.But I felt uncomfortable, the more I looked at it, the sleepier I became, and I put it back again, wanting to sleep on the table.

Afraid that Meng Xiaochun would run away while he was sleeping, he slipped off the chair, took out a small packet of tissues from his pocket, took out two and spread them on the back of Meng Xiaochun's shoes, then sat back on the chair, stepped on Meng Xiaochun's shoes through the tissues .

Meng Xiaochun raised his eyes slowly, faced Shanglu Shaoyan's bluffing grinning threatening face at him, kept silent for a few seconds, lowered his eyes and continued to read.

Seeing that Meng Xiaochun was restrained, Lu Shaoyan lay down on the table and began to take a nap.

The environment here is so good, the temperature and humidity are suitable, there are white noises of flipping books and writing in the quiet, Lu Shaoyan fell asleep quickly, and even had a light dream.

In the dream, Qi Anyuan came to look for Meng Xiaochun, and when he saw Lu Shaoyan, he was afraid and angry, and asked: What do you want to do?

Lu Shaoyan: Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, I knew you would be upset!You are not happy, I am happy!

He made all kinds of sabotage, whatever Qi Anyuan and Meng Xiaochun wanted to do, he would sabotage, Qi Anyuan wanted to maintain the image of a little white flower in front of Meng Xiaochun, he didn't dare to get angry, his face turned blue!Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!

……

Lu Shaoyan woke up, suffocated by the urge to urinate.

Alas, I shouldn't have bought that cup of milk tea on the way to the experimental classroom in the afternoon, it's really a big cup!

He looked at the time, only half an hour had passed, and then looked at Meng Xiaochun across the table, reading in the same posture as before he fell asleep.

As for Qi Anyuan, there are eight out of ten|nine times he died on the way, and he hasn't arrived yet!

Lu Shaoyan changed his posture slightly, trying to make himself more comfortable, but it didn't help at all.But he didn't dare to leave the field to go to the bathroom, otherwise the strict defense in front would be in vain!

He anxiously changed his sitting position several times in succession, which attracted the attention of the stranger who was studying hard and cast displeased glances at him.

After seeing Lu Shaoyan's face clearly, his displeasure turned into astonishment, the stranger's brows gradually widened, and finally he wrote a small note and passed it on.

【Student, do you need help? 】

There is true love in the world, but classmate, I am so busy, classmate, you can't help!

Lu Shaoyan smiled at the good man with difficulty, and shook his head.

Smile, it looks better...

The beauty smiled at me = the beauty has a crush on me = Although I am a straight man, I can't leave the beauty who has a crush on me alone, what if the other party is actually a woman?Not sure.

The good man who had a storm in his head was immediately encouraged, and wrote a small note graciously and passed it on.

[Where is it uncomfortable?Do you need me to take you to the infirmary? 】

Lu Shaoyan shook his head again, took the other party's pen, and wrote on the paper: I'm fine, don't worry about me, thank you^^

The beauty replied to my note and drew emoticons = ta, willing, willing, and, me, hand in, go.

The good man licked his lips, and wrote on the small note: Hello, this is the first time I see you here, you are very kind, it is convenient to make friends

Before the word "what" started to be written, out of the corner of the eye, she caught a glimpse of the beauty getting up, turned her head quickly, and saw the beauty bypassing the big desk.

The first reaction of the good man was that the beauty was leaving, so he subconsciously got up and followed.

He followed to the corridor outside the study room, and was about to call the beauty a few meters away, when suddenly the beauty spoke, not to him, but to the tall boy walking in front: "Why are you going?"

...Okay, judging from the voice, there is a high probability that this beauty is a man.

Well, that's not completely impossible!try it!I am a single mother, how can I be sure that I must be a straight man?Without practice, there is no right to speak!

The good man quickly added a road that he had never imagined before in his life, but in the next second, this road was blocked by a huge stone from the sky——

The tall boy stopped and looked back at the good man.

He only looked at it for less than a second, as if he just passed by and didn't care, and then his eyes moved to the beauty.

Four characters emerged in the heart of the good man: This is a pair of...

He didn't know why he judged this way, but his intuition told him so.

Then another four big words appeared in his heart: no chance of winning.

Although he thought he was good-looking, he had to objectively admit that that man was slightly better than himself... maybe a little better than a little bit better than two, three, four, five, six...

Damn, if you grow so tall, the sky will fall on you first!

He hesitated for a while, and turned a corner, pretending that he was going to buy drinks from the vending machine in the corner, but his ears were quietly pricked up, and he paid close attention to that side from the corner of his eye.

Tian Xian Zai Nan (hereafter referred to as Tian Xian Nan) looks frigid, and his voice is also frigid: "Go to the bathroom."

After speaking, continue to walk towards the bathroom.

This is such a golden opportunity, Lu Shaoyan almost laughed out loud, and hurriedly followed Meng Xiaochun into the bathroom, impatient to go to the urinal for convenience.

It can be called a new life!

After urinating, Lu Xinyan breathed a sigh of relief, put on his pants, hummed a song and washed his hands, then stood by the sink and waited for Meng Xiaochun to come out of the cubicle.

After Meng Xiaochun came out, Lu Shaoyan winked at him and laughed at him: "You just need to pee and go to the cubicle? Is there some unspeakable secret? It can't be... hee~hee~hee~hee~"

Lu Shaoyan once saw a post on the Internet, someone said that his ex-boyfriend was a 186 sports student with six pack abs, but when he opened the room, he turned out to be a poor threadbare and prematurely ejaculated.

Meng Xiaochun is not even a sports student, maybe he doesn't have six-pack abs, isn't that worse than thread...

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