Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

The experimental classroom was very quiet. A dozen or so students in white coats were doing their own things and rarely communicated with each other.

Standing in front of the table, Meng Xiaochun leaned forward slightly, adjusting the microscope while looking at the samples, when suddenly the classmate next to him bumped him with an elbow.

The other party's voice was not too loud, teasing frivolously: "Lu Shaoyan is chasing you again~"

Meng Xiaochun's hands trembled when he was hit, and the lens distance that he had just adjusted was wrong again.

He ignored the man and continued to adjust.

The classmate looked at Lu Shaoyan who was sneaking in at the corner of the window with great interest, and turned to ask Meng Xiaochun, "Are you really bored with him? If so, I'll fuck him~ Although I haven't fucked a boy before." Yes, but Lu Shaoyan, I think I can hahahaha."

Lu Shaoyan is as stupid as he is stupid, he can really hit his face.

Unlike Meng Xiaochun, whose mandibular line is clearer than most people's life plans, Lu Shaoyan's cheeks are somewhat round, his facial features are very delicate, and he is indistinguishably beautiful when he is not speaking.And there is money at home.

Stupid, beautiful, rich, and infatuated, how can a child hold money in the market?

Only Meng Xiaochun was aloof and put on airs to refuse.

Meng Xiaochun thought it was noisy, so he replied without raising his head, "It's none of my business."

"Sometimes I really admire you, isn't this the so-called Liu Xiahui~?" The classmate rubbed his chin with emotion, looked back out of the window, and met Lu Shaoyan's eyes.

Lu Shaoyan shrank his head like a frightened kitten.

The male classmate continued to look there.

Ten seconds later, Lu Shaoyan poked his head furtively, and then met the gaze of the male classmate again... With a whoosh, he retracted his head again.

The male student couldn't help laughing, put down the test tube in his hand, and walked outside.

"Hi."

He greeted Lu Shaoyan who was squatting in the corner with a smile, walked over, squatted down too, and stretched out his hand, "Hi, my name is Gu Er."

Lu Shaoyan didn't shake hands with him, and said defensively: "I didn't bother you, I just passed by, tired from walking, rest here."

It doesn't matter if the person is good-looking, but the voice is still clear and crisp, Gu Er feels that her sexuality has to be redefined.But right now is not the time to think about that. He withdrew his hand and said, "I didn't say you were bothering me. I finished the experiment and I'm going to eat. Have you eaten yet?"

Lu Shaoyan automatically ignored the useless information and asked, "How long will it take for Meng Xiaochun to finish?"

"Then I don't know, it's probably going to be dark. How about we go have a meal first?" Gu Er asked.

Lu Shaoyan leaned back to the window, looked at Meng Xiaochun from a distance, and said, "Oh, thank you, go and eat by yourself, I'm not hungry."

"Have to wait until seven or eight o'clock to not be hungry?" Gu Er stood up and asked.

"It won't take that long." Lu Shaoyan said confidently.

"That's not sure—" Gu You lost his voice, and when he saw Meng Xiaochun packing up his things, he couldn't help being stunned.

Lu Shaoyan snorted, "Let me tell you!"

Gu Laner was stunned again, looking at Lu Shaoyan, always felt that this attitude was not right... Is Lu Shaoyan really pursuing Meng Xiaochun fanatically?

Judging from the behavior, this vase runs to the medical school all day long, like an idiot.

But at this moment, looking at this expression, it seems to be quite disdainful, and it seems that he vaguely rolled his eyes at Meng Xiaochun...

Although it is beautiful for a beauty to roll her eyes, it is still a roll of her eyes after all.

Meng Xiaochun walked out of the door of the experimental classroom, without looking at the two people next to the window, he went straight to the corridor in the other direction.

Lu Shaoyan followed without saying a word.

While waiting at the bus stop, Meng Xiaochun listened to BBC news with headphones on.He was carrying a one-shoulder messenger bag, with his hands in his trouser pockets, and his expression was as indifferent as ever, watching the traffic on the road.

Most of the students around were students, some of them seized the spare time to study like him, some chatted with friends, and some stared at him.

Excellent grades, handsome appearance and cool demeanor make Meng Xiaochun the well-deserved male god Bai Yueguang of the school. From the beginning of his freshman year, many people inside and outside the school have lined up to express their love to him. There are men and women, MtF, FtM, and Homosexuals and heterosexuals have one love and four loves, and their personal conditions are basically pretty good.

Meng Xiaochun refused all of them, and was very annoyed. He used his roommate to let out the word: Meng Xiaochun does not fall in love or engage in ambiguity before marriage, please respect yourself.

Crowd: ? ?

This is actually an arranged marriage lover? !

But whether he is really a fan of arranged marriages or just making excuses, the attitude has already been placed here, there is no need for everyone to make fun of themselves, just forget it.

At this moment, everyone was looking at Meng Baiyue with dignity, and suddenly someone poked at his friend, signaling Lu Shaoyan who was hiding behind the billboard like a thief and peeping at Meng Xiaochun.

Lu Shaoyan?That's all right...

Everyone has heard or seen Lu Shaoyan's idiot Meng Xiaochun.

If it were someone else like this, everyone would definitely despise him without hesitation.But Young Master Lu has an overly pretty face and an overly stupid head, causing everyone to despise him and at the same time can't help being cute.

How would you feel if there was a cute and stupid kitten in front of you who opened its teeth and claws and said it would destroy the world, but then fell to the ground in a row in the next second?Hey.

……

The place Meng Xiaochun was going to was on the other side of the city. The journey was long. He took the bus for ten stops, got off and transferred to the subway for five stops, and then transferred to the bus. Except for Lu Shaoyan who followed him, there were no other students from the same school.

The bus was crowded with people, and Lu Shaoyan finally found a handrail, and with difficulty and stubbornness, he sent a group message to friends and friends complaining about the crowds on the bus.

Hu Peng: Why did you suddenly take the bus?

Dog friend: Obviously our Meng Dashin mushroom is sitting on the bus [hehe]

Hu Peng: oh oh

Lu Shaoyan did not return to them, but looked up at Meng Xiaochun who was not far away.Meng Xiaochun was holding the tab with one hand, and was resting with his eyes closed.

At this moment, the bus announcement sounded: Passengers in the middle of the bus are asked to go back to make room for the passengers on the bus in front.

Lu Shaoyan, who was standing in the middle of the car, glanced at the people in the back car, and ignored the broadcast.

Unexpectedly, this broadcast was broadcast three times in a row, and the driver yelled fiercely: "Everyone, go inside! Don't squeeze in front!"

Lu Shaoyan typed and complained to his friends: The driver of the car I was sitting in was sick, and kept urging us to squeeze in the back of the car, but he didn't look at where there was a place for people to squeeze, and opened his eyes and yelled.

He planned to take a photo and post it in the group as proof, but when he turned his head and raised his phone, he saw a thief cutting an aunt's handbag with a knife.

My aunt was so immersed in the short video on her mobile phone that she didn't notice anything.

In this day and age, there are still people cutting bags!Don't you pay by mobile phone?How much cash can I bring with me to go out?

Lu Shaoyan watched in surprise as the thief finished making the small cut, took out a long pair of tweezers to poke in, and pulled out a bulging envelope.

He realized: the thief must have followed the aunt since she left the bank!

Seeing that the aunt was still repeating "Save me, save me, save me", Lu Shaoyan decided to save her, and opened his mouth to shout: "Aunt Pantou, there is a thief cutting your bag!"

Passengers followed the sound and looked at Lu Shaoyan, and then followed Lu Shaoyan's gaze at the thief.

The thief quickly retracted the tweezers into his long sleeves, gave Lu Shaoyan a fierce look, and then roughly pushed past the people around him to slip through the back door.

Before the aunt could react, she swiped to the next video, and the BGM sounded: Who said that the hero is standing in the light~~~~~~~

The person next to her pushed her helplessly, and she came to her senses belatedly. She hurriedly pulled the handbag to her chest and looked at it. She was so angry that she cursed and turned to look at the thief. side, suddenly jammed.

——The thief's face is full of hostility, and he has a knife in his hand...

At this moment, the atmosphere in the carriage was very anxious, the thief who was discovered was anxious, and the others who were afraid of the thief jumping over the wall and stabbing with a knife were also anxious.

The car suddenly stopped on the side of the road, the rear door opened slowly, and the thief sprinted down like a monkey. The half-opened door slammed shut quickly, and the bus continued to drive forward, as if nothing had happened just now.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief

The auntie breathed a sigh of relief after checking that nothing was lost in her bag.

But Lu Shaoyan quit. Shocked, angry and struggling, he pushed to the front door and questioned the driver: "What are you doing! It's obvious that you let the thief go on purpose. Are you in the same group?"

The driver ignored him, and the passenger next to him persuaded: "Don't interfere with the driver's driving."

"He let the thief go! He belongs to a gang, right?" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

"Didn't it just keep playing the radio to make people go back, just to remind everyone that there are thieves." The passenger said.

Lu Shaoyan seldom took the bus, so he didn't understand the hidden rules, so he yelled, "But he let the thief go!"

The passenger sighed: "The thief has a knife. See for yourself. There are so many people in the car, what if he hurts someone in a hurry? It's lucky that he didn't steal it."

Another passenger next to him spoke for the driver: "Even if we don't hurt anyone with a knife for a while, we'll be fine if we get off the bus today. The driver will always take this route, in case the thief takes revenge and takes revenge on him."

"Yeah. It's fine if you don't steal it, you have to forgive others."

"You can't make a big deal out of small things."

Lu Shaoyan still wanted to argue, but everyone said that he interfered with driving, as if he had done something wrong.The atmosphere made him feel awkward, and he wanted to get out of the car and run for a few times, but Meng Xiaochun was still in the car...

While he was suffering, suddenly he saw Meng Xiaochun let go of the ring and went through the rear door.At this time, the car arrived at the stop, stopped slowly, opened the door, and Meng Xiaochun got out of the car.

Lu Shaoyan was overjoyed, he pushed through the crowd and got out of the car, and continued to follow Meng Xiaochun.

Meng Xiaochun walked along the sidewalk beside the road for about thirty minutes.

This guy's legs are growing fast, as if he was in a race walking competition. Lu Shaoyan suffered jio pain from following, and with the episode in the car just now, he was very irritable.

Negative emotions broke the watch when Lu Shaoyan passed by a bus stop and saw a bus stop on the same route as the bus that just got off.

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he ran a few steps quickly, opened his arms to stop Meng Xiaochun, and shouted: "You did it on purpose!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped and looked at him expressionlessly.

Lu Shaoyan pointed to the bus that drove away: "You got off the bus early on purpose to grind my feet!"

Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "You follow me, you are still very confident."

Lu Shaoyan forced himself to be calm: "Who is following you? This road belongs to your house? I can't walk?"

"Then it's none of your business whether I get off early or late? Just go your way." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I... I happen to be going to the same place as you are going to! You got off the car early, so I got off the car early, and you gave me the illusion to guide me." Lu Shaoyan was so guilty that he blinked his eyes wildly .

Meng Xiaochun took a small step aside: "I'll let you go first."

"..." At this point, Lu Shaoyan had a showdown, "Okay, I won't pretend to be with you anymore, just tell me, I know you are going to have a tryst with Qi Anyuan today! Don't try to deny it, Qi Anyuan told me that he leaked the truth! It's your birthday in the lunar calendar, and you two might plan to open a house. Meng Xiaochun, you are too ungrateful, just like your father. When your father was released from prison and couldn't find a job, it was my mother who took him in and arranged for him to live with the surname Qi. My mother thought you were pitiful, and took you to my house to eat and live with me. She was so kind to you. How did you and your father repay my mother? Your father cheated on my mother with the surname Qi, You are still with Qi Anyuan now, you are just like your father, a white-eyed wolf!"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, turned around and continued walking forward.

Lu Shaoyan followed him, and continued to accuse him as he walked, until he entered the city library, he was quiet, only sneered in his heart: I will believe you if you come to the library?The school is not without a library!

Meng Xiaochun went to look for books in the bookshelves, and Lu Shaoyan followed.

Anyway, he had already been discovered, he smashed the jar, stood directly within one meter of Meng Xiaochun, his eyes rolled around, not missing any clues about Qi Anyuan.

Maybe the adulterer and adulterer have a private meeting in the library?

Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyan remembered one thing.

Not long ago, the city's colleges and universities unofficially cooperated with Gossip Electronics Weekly to create a serial column about the emotional life of the top 3 popular men and women in each college.Meng Xiaochun originally refused to be interviewed, but the editor-in-chief of the weekly magazine is the girlfriend of the president of the student union where Meng Xiaochun works.

I don't know how the president lobbied, but Meng Xiaochun finally accepted the interview.

There is a question in it: If you were dating someone you like, where would you go?

Meng Xiaochun: "The library."

Lu Shaoyan realized it, and with 12 points of energy, he patrolled around Meng Xiaochun like a police dog, trying to smell Qi Anyuan's scent from the air.

The author has something to say:

Happy Children’s Day, be a happy baby~

Tangled for a long time.I’ve been busy recently, so I can’t guarantee the third day, and I like to start writing on “special” dates, such as Lunar New Year’s Day or Qixi Festival or 520. If I don’t start writing today, it will be August.And if I save the manuscript, it will be very painful if it is not published. QWQ Even if it is only a little bit, I really want to post it!

So I still posted _(:з」∠)_ but 4Wei is now online, a little bit more every day, so that we can continue to update and keep updating QWQ

Big Karma, why don’t you fatten me up QWQ (inner activity is actually: Don’t fatten me up QWQ)