Weekly thoughts

This summer vacation, Zhou Zhou will go to a small county in S province to celebrate grandma’s 70th birthday. The small county is located on the Sino-Russian border and has gathered more than a dozen ethnic minorities. .Counting it, he hadn't been here for more than three years. Zhou Zhou went out and wandered around when he had nothing to do, and when he saw interesting and beautiful things, he took pictures and passed them on to Su Nian.

This day, a certain little one went back to grandma's house excitedly all the way.

"What? Make up lessons?"

The old lady Zhou sat on the rocking chair with a smile on her face, "My dear grandson, you won't get tired of going out every day in such a big place. If you have free time, go to the next door to give extra lessons to the baby who is in junior high school."

Zhou Zhou is not calm anymore, it is no problem to make up lessons, but it is a big problem to make up math!He is a liberal arts student, so mathematics is a dead end, okay?From the first year of junior high school to the third year of senior high school, his math scores were always 50 points; 60 points were extraordinary; 70 points were not normal; 80 points and above were absolutely abnormal!Let him go to tutoring in mathematics. It is impossible for the child's mathematics performance to improve, and it is guaranteed to decline! "Grandma, no, I'm terrible at math."

Grandma Zhou was upset, "Nonsense, you, a college student, can't understand a junior high school kid?"

fool?Zhou Zhou's black line, grandma, you don't really have much confidence in my math, do you?

Zhou Zhou went to the home of the unlucky kid next door to make up lessons with anxiety. How could this kid not be unlucky? After being taught by someone like him who has been failing all year round, the future of this kid is bleak.The aunt next door warmly invited him into the room, "Zhou Zhou, I'm so sorry for you, this child Wang Rong doesn't want to go to cram school, so auntie please spare some time during the summer vacation to tutor her alone."

"Auntie, in fact, my grades are only average."

"Hey, Auntie likes a humble kid like you! How bad is his grades if he can get into University H? Uh, Zhou Zhou, don't you want to give tutoring to our family Wang Rong?"

"No, it's not." Zhou Zhou smiled guilty, thinking that his math grades are usually used to praise him, and he should tell his aunt the truth that he failed the math in the college entrance examination... and glanced at the one next to the door Broom, Zhou Zhou intuitively felt that the aunt next door would sweep him out of the house in disgust.I want to cry but have no tears, grandma, what did you brag about to the aunt next door to make her so convinced that he is a high-achieving student!

The aunt next door didn't care about Zhou Zhou's careful thinking, and kept saying, "Zhou Zhou, my Wang Rong's English is okay, but the math test is too bad! You should focus on helping her, the test is only at the end of the semester. More than 80 points. Too bad!"

Zhou Zhou answered vaguely, and when he got Wang Rong's test paper, he wanted to flip the table!sister!100 out of 89 is not bad?At that time, he scored 150 points out of 80 in the test and celebrated by eating braised pork!

Pretending to ask the girls to do the papers, Zhou Zhou casually picked up a set of math papers and flipped through them, the more he looked at them, the more he felt guilty. When did the math in the third grade of junior high school become so difficult?Looking at the English version, his injured heart finally got some comfort. To him, junior high school English is pediatrics. What the hell is state?Helping the forehead... Leaving aside the sudden rain shower outside the window, it is true that if you are deceived, you will be struck by lightning, right?

The reality is that girls don’t care about listening to Zhou Zhou’s foolishness at all, and quietly finish the test papers and compare the answers. Zhou Zhou is pleased with the child’s self-reliance, self-help learning mode of self-reliance, testing, correction, and approval. The girl spoke, with a soft voice, "Brother Zhou~"

Uh cough!Zhou, Brother Zhou?Zhou Zhou almost choked on his own saliva, shaking goosebumps, "What, Sister Rong, you can call me Teacher Zhou or Brother Zhou."

The girl changed her words politely, "Brother Zhou, I don't know how to do this question."

Feeling sad in his heart, he took the test paper pretending to be calm on the surface, and secretly followed up the answer without any trace.The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you are here and the answer is there; the furthest distance in the world is not that you are here and the answer is there, but that you and the answer are both here, but the answer Yes fucking 'slightly'!

slightly?Ignore your sister!It's the cruelest thing!

Seeing the girl on the other side humbly asking for advice, Zhou Zhou really felt dizzy.If he didn't tell her directly, he wouldn't forget it, but it would be too fucking embarrassing if he couldn't even solve a junior high school test question!Xiao Zhou, who wanted to save face, covered his face, "What about Wang Rong, it's getting late today, I'll go home and think about it, and I'll tell you tomorrow."

Zhou Zhou, who fled back home, held the test paper and bit the pen holder and began to think seriously... Nothing in the world is difficult if someone has a heart, uh, I'm afraid that a person with a heart will not be able to do it or not... After two hours, he wiped his saliva and drowsy eyes Waking up, someone finally decides to have trouble finding family members.

Dial the phone, "Su Nian, I'll give you a very difficult math problem for your debut."

Su Nian finished listening to the question quietly, and then answered in silence for a while, "Are you insulting my IQ?"

Zhou Zhou endured it for a long time before he dropped the phone, you are insulting my personality with this conceited tone!

Bearing the burden of humiliation, he wrote down the answer given by Su Nian. Someone was planning to cross the river and demolish the bridge, "It's okay, bye."

Su Nian: "Baby, there is no such thing as a free lunch."

"It's midnight snack now." A certain little one made unreasonable words.

"Not free merchandise." Cruel reminder.

Zhou Zhou pursed his lips, and said very richly, "Master pays!"

Su Nian: "Oh! Baby forgot the rules? Debts, pay with flesh."

Zhou Zhou: Your sister!

It wasn't until he hung up the phone and lowered his head inadvertently that Zhou Zhou realized that he had unknowingly cut a small hole in Wang Rong's test paper just now.

weekly:. . .

The next day, I brought the holed test paper to the next door. Facing Wang Rong’s doubts, Zhou Zhou uncomfortably stretched out his index finger and scratched the hole in the test paper twice symbolically. The meaning was obvious: I picked it.Wang Rong froze for a moment, then stretched out her hand to pick the test paper, and then acted like she had suddenly realized, with black lines every week, what did she understand with that expression on her face!After Wang Rong looked carefully at the answers to the test questions, she showed an expression of surprise and admiration. Zhou Zhou turned her head, don't admire brother, that's what he sold himself for!

In the next few days, he was surprised to find that whenever Wang Rong encountered a problem, she would pick out the test papers with her hands while thinking, and she would not stop until there were loopholes...Zhou Zhou's black line, should I tell this kid, that's not the point!Also, Sister Rong, if you pick up the college entrance examination paper like this, your college entrance examination paper will be invalidated, and then your hero brother Jing will not be able to save you!

In the evening, Zhou Zhou accompanied his grandma to watch TV dramas. The plot was very bloody. After marriage, the philandering man cheated on his lover, and his original partner yelled at him as a heartbreaker. Chen Shimei later met a gentle, infatuated and rich man. The two quickly fell in love, and the heroine was on fire. After Nirvana, head towards the broad road to happiness...

"grandson!"

"Hey!" Zhou Zhou hurriedly responded, "What's the matter, grandma?"

"I didn't call you, I scolded the guy on TV."

weekly:. . .

"grandson."

Quiet.

"grandson?"

silence.

"Grandson!" Grandma Zhou finally couldn't help pushing Zhou Zhou next to her, "What are you thinking, grandma is calling you."

"..." The corners of Zhou Zhou's mouth twitched, "Grandma, can we change the name?" You are a grandson at the moment, who can tell whether you are calling someone a curse or calling me!Tears run, this Chinese is so fucking broad and profound!

"Grandson, do you have a girlfriend in college?" Grandma Zhou asked kindly, but those twinkling eyes couldn't hide the strong gossip.

"No." He only has one boyfriend.

"So, is there anyone you like?"

"No." The one he likes is a satyr, which belongs to beasts and is not within the range of human race.

"Oh."

"..." Grandma, what's with the disappointment and unconcealed disdain in your eyes?

"Grandson, are you going to be 18?"

"Yes."

"The grandson of Mrs. Liu next door is also 18 this year, and her son will call her father." The tone was full of envy, "Grandson, grandma also wants a great-grandson."

"Grandma, don't you have a grandson like me?"

"As you grow up, it's getting less and less fun."

play?Zhou Zhou wiped off his sweat, "Then what, grandma, if you really have such a great-grandson now, I think I will lose your grandson."

"Gone? Where did you go?"

"I was beaten to death by my father!" The deputy mayor's underage son has an illegitimate child. Is this topic hot enough? It might be on the front page of News Weekly. Fate.Rubbing his chin, he suddenly felt that if he really got a girlfriend and gave birth to a baby, Su Nian would be more likely to dismember him, right?Shiver, tsk!Sure enough, the risk factor of making a girlfriend is too high, the Buddha said: Don't do it, don't do it!

"Hey, grandson listens to grandma, if there is someone he likes, he will go after him."

Zhou Zhou nodded in agreement, as a successful case, he has successfully chased handsome Zhou.

Grandma Zhou rubbed his little head, "My good grandson really looks like a child who can't grow up. Grandma really can't imagine what you will look like when you marry a wife in the future."

What does it look like to marry a wife?Imagine him wearing a well-fitting and handsome white dress, and Su Nian wearing a snow-white hollowed-out wedding dress... Swallowing, this picture is a bit scary.If the man is wearing a long silver-gray suit, he is wearing a full silk rose gauze skirt with a big tail... Well, it's a good match. . .

Like, looks like your sister!I am a man!Wear your sister's wedding dress! !

Grandma Zhou saw her grandson gritted her teeth and contorted her face, and comforted her: "Grandma knows that you guys like to make some romance, little surprises, etc., but this love is actually Chinese cabbage! A mediocre talent Keep going. You are spoiled and loved by your mother, grandma is really worried that you don't know how to love and take care of people, and end up being single for the rest of your life." She said lovingly and nodded Zhou Zhou's small nose.

Zhou Zhou wrinkled his nose in disapproval, "Grandma, this relationship is fate, fate, what's yours is yours, and you can't escape."

"It's fate, you have watched too many Hong Kong and Taiwan TV dramas!" Grandma Zhou complained in disgust, "Grandma told you, this relationship needs to be managed. There is nothing in the world that you can't do, even if there is, it is at most obsessive. When two people get along, it is necessary to adjust their personalities and tolerate each other, the most important thing is to grasp each other's weakness."

"Weakness?"

"Look at the impetuous people nowadays, how many people break up and divorce. The abandoned one calls the other party a bad man or a bad woman. Grandma tells you that there are no bad men and women in this world. Some just can't catch each other. You stupid man! When your grandfather was in the army, how many girls from cadre families liked him. Whoever you marry will make a fortune in the future. Could your grandfather have never been tempted? But in the end, he didn’t marry me, a rural girl. Decades of ups and downs have not been derailed or divorced. It is because of my grandma that I have the means to hold on to your grandpa's weakness. Don't look at your grandma who has no education and background, but your grandpa is the chairman of the labor union of the city hospital. Time is not submissive to me."

Uh... It seems that grandpa was not an honest person before, he was deceived by his simple appearance.Zhou Zhou raised his head and saw his grandma's complacent face, he cupped his hands and said, "Grandma's good skills, admiration!"

"That's right! The current society is not as good as when I was young. There are too many temptations from the outside world, and the relationship between people becomes thinner. It's not easy for two people to live together in a down-to-earth manner. People, You must know how to cherish, not only understand yourself, but also let the other party understand, so that it will last forever." Pinching the grandson's white and tender face, "Grandma's greatest hope is to see someone treat you sincerely, and you also know how to love and take care of others. gone."

"Grandma," Zhou Zhou held grandma's hand emotionally, "I am sensible and know how to take care of others."

"Really?"

"Ok!"

"Then hurry up and wash an apple for grandma! Hey, the older this man is, the less hesitant to move."

"..."

Grandma Zhou stretched out her foot and kicked someone who was standing still beside her, "Hurry up, my sensible grandson!"

Grandma, my dear grandma, you didn't tell me so much just because you were too lazy to wash an apple?He was touched in vain just now, right?

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