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Ango Sakaguchi has been lying dead on the bed for two days.

The high-intensity work that night made him feel like a waste, his hands were so soft that he couldn't lift his head, and he couldn't turn his mind. Even now, two days later, he is still lying on the bed, even getting up He didn't even want to move while eating, and stared at the ceiling with fluttering eyes, as if an invisible soul floated out of his slightly opened mouth, floating in mid-air.

"Anwu..." the boy lying next to him spoke flickeringly, his voice was as soft as if he was about to lose his breath, he was dazed and slow, "I'm so hungry, what should I eat..."

Ango Sakaguchi replied in a trance: "Let's order a takeaway..."

"But, who will open the door?" Mole Sakaguchi said quietly.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

No one wants to move.

"Then just go hungry." He looked bitterly, "Anyway, you're not human, you won't die if you starve, and of course I won't either."

"But we didn't eat in the morning."

Mole Sakaguchi tilted his head with difficulty, and looked at Ango Sakaguchi: "I don't care, but you will starve to death, right?"

Ango Sakaguchi: "Ah..."

He suddenly felt like Osamu Dazai was possessed, thinking that he would just starve to death like this, who would do such a thing as getting up?

"Hey." Mole Sakaguchi sighed, looking at Ango Sakaguchi as if he was looking at some disobedient adult, "Forget it, I'll inform the bandages and ask him to bring something over."

Osamu Dazai must have the key to Ango Sakaguchi's house, even if there is no other party, he can pick the lock and come in. It is best to bring food into the bedroom, so that none of them need to open the door.

The vests and Edogawa glasses that have been divided are not particularly affected by Mole Sakaguchi, at least they are not as desperate as they are to deal with the three-day amount of work quickly. These two days have passed, and they should have gone from After lying dead on the bed, he was alive and kicking.

Mole Sakaguchi moved on the bed a few times, and reached the mobile phone on the bedside table. There was no information on it. The communication channel from the Supernatural Secret Service Division was as quiet as a chicken. If there is no accident, everyone must be lying dead at home now. Shantouhuo is no exception, so no one will come to urge them to go to work.

"Hey, bandage," Mole Sakaguchi dialed Dazai Bandage's phone number, and said weakly, "Trouble...save someone's life, Ango is going to starve to death."

Dazai Bandage: "..."

The boy over there seemed a little speechless, not knowing what to say, someone took the phone before he could speak, and Osamu Dazai's strange voice came from inside: "Ha, you are that guy from Ango, two days ago Couldn't you be the one who did it, right? I know, the matter of the Ability Secret Service Division, I really didn't expect it..."

"You know how pleased Kunikida-kun was when he found out that Bandage and I finished the backlog of work during the day, and even part of the work of the next day, I felt as relieved as I was when I saw it. It's a nightmare, even when I was at the port Mafia before, Mr. Mori didn't squeeze me like this."

Osamu Dazai said angrily, "You and Ango are waiting for me in the house, and I'll bring food over there."

It sounds like "you wait for me and I'll kill you now".

After replying, Osamu Dazai hung up the phone neatly, Mole Sakaguchi put down the phone, and let out a foul breath.

Ango Sakaguchi had a come alive expression: "Great, Dazai will come to deliver the meal."

He chose to temporarily write off the matter that Osamu Dazai cheated him when he went to Yahara.

Osamu Dazai didn't keep Ango Sakaguchi to wait long, and quickly brought Dazai's bandages to Ango Sakaguchi's house, picked the door lock, and entered the door swaggeringly.

Glancing at the empty living room, Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth, carried the lunch box into the bedroom, and saw two guys, one big and one small lying dead on the bed.

"I said," Osamu Dazai widened his eyes slightly, "Why don't you be so miserable? Those who don't know think you two are paralyzed."

Ango Sakaguchi sat up from the bed with difficulty and pulled himself away from the sheets. He had been lying down for too long, and he was still a little dizzy when he sat up. After he calmed down for a while, he said, "I think I have nothing to do with paralysis." difference."

"Tsk tsk tsk," Osamu Dazai shook his head and sighed, walked over and stuffed the lunch box into the hands of Ango Sakaguchi, "Eat, eat, let me study your new son."

Ango Sakaguchi held the lunch box: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "What are you looking at? Could it be that your hands are so tired that you want me to feed you?"

"That's not..." Ango Sakaguchi spoke in a light voice, he slowly reached out and lifted the lid of the lunch box, and saw that it was obviously a meal packed casually on the side of the road—well, at least it looked healthy , he thought that Osamu Dazai would just go to the supermarket and buy a canned food for him and forget it, "It's just that the relationship between me and Mole can't be regarded as father and son, it's just that in the identity registration."

"If you want to talk about father and son, Dazai and you are more like bandages."

Osamu Dazai's expression was as if he saw a dog.

"Hey," he and Dazai Bandage glanced at each other, seeing a bit of disgust in the eyes of both of them as expected, and turned their heads in tacit understanding, "Forget it, or else."

"Pfft." Mole Sakaguchi, who was paralyzed on the bed, let out a muffled laugh.

The boy sat up, picked up another meal unceremoniously, sat on the bed and pulled it up very fast, as if he had been hungry for several days, and said vaguely while eating: "Seeing the bandages, you are so clever. Vitality, it's really great, you don't need me to clean up the mess for you in the future."

Dazai jumped onto the bed with two bandages, put his hands on the other's shoulders and began to shake, shouting, "Is that what I call a mess!"

Mole Sakaguchi: "Well...it's not a mess, it's not a mess."

"Let go, I'm going to spit it out—" The boy still had a mouthful of rice in his mouth, his eyes rolled white.

"Hmph," Dazai let go of the bandage, and sat on the edge of the bed, clasped his hands and hummed softly, "So what happened to you two days ago? Did you come into contact with work in person?"

Mole Sakaguchi said faintly: "Yeah, I didn't expect it to be so powerful. It's not just the Special Forces Division who is in the same camp as Ango. It's the same for you guys like me."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and interjected, "So the bandages wanted to pull me to work together like a convulsion that night. Is it your fault?"

"Ah, I'm really sorry." Mole Sakaguchi apologized casually without sincerity, "Because I wanted to share the work with Ango, I did it myself. I didn't expect the effect to be so amazing."

Dazai spit out the bandage: "Don't do this again next time."

Osamu Dazai: "What's going on?"

"The theory of the degeneration of the mole's ability has mutated," Dazai Bandage said kindly to Osamu Dazai, seeing that Mole Sakaguchi didn't have the energy to explain it, "Once Ango starts working, his ability will passively affect others, making colleagues People in the camp have the idea of ​​wanting to get off work, and if the mole comes into contact with the work in person, you will see the result two days ago, and it will drive people in the same camp to work hard, and the whole person will be crippled after finishing."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

He turned his head to look at Mole Sakaguchi, his eyes seemed to be looking at some rare animal, with a strange look, but he seemed hesitant to speak.

"Ango, promise me," finally Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Sakaguchi Ango, and said earnestly, "Don't let him touch work again, okay?"

He doesn't care about other people, but he doesn't want to be dragged to work by Dazai's bandages either!So if it affects people in the same camp, it will affect it. Why does Dazai Bandage want to work with him?

Even if he didn't lie dead for two full days, he was exhausted enough, okay?

Sakaguchi Ango coughed lightly: "I know."

After going through such a situation, it is estimated that the farming chief would rather give him a long vacation than assign him a job.

Osamu Dazai sighed, with an inexplicable expression: "It's good that you know."

"In that case, then I'll go first. Hey...I'm exhausted, I'd better find a river to jump in and rest on the way."

Don't talk about suicide like entertainment, hey!

Ango Sakaguchi was powerless to complain, nodded, watched Osamu Dazai leave the bedroom with the child, and heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the door of the room was closed: "Dazai just left like this, I thought he would at least choke Tick ​​me on the neck."

Mole Sakaguchi said: "Seeing that you are so tired, I probably can't bear it."

Ango Sakaguchi: "This is what I said, as if he would not trouble me before..."

The animal was silent for a moment, and then said: "Could it be that after having a son, he has a conscience and wants to maintain a good image of a father in front of the child?"

Mole Sakaguchi: "Do you believe what I say?"

"……"Do not believe.

"So you're really planning to get revenge on me later." Ango Sakaguchi laughed, "Forget it, let him go, at least he looks very energetic. Oh yes, I don't know if he will really be on the way Into the water, let's inform the members of the detective agency to fish for it..."

He muttered to himself: "Buy a few more boxes of crab meat products online and send them to him. I don't know if he has finished eating the ones he bought earlier."

Mole Sakaguchi: Just spoil him.

The boy looked helpless and said, "Isn't your relationship pretty good?"

Ango Sakaguchi smiled lightly: "It's normal...but don't you all know what happened to us?"

"Yeah, I know." Mole Sakaguchi stretched out his hand towards Ango Sakaguchi, "So you want to take a look? Before... the bandages were shown to Dazai, I thought about it, and I think you can take a look too."

At the beginning, Osamu Dazai wanted Ango Sakaguchi to experience it too, but it was a pity that Dazai's bandages could not be used on Ango Sakaguchi at that time. Until now, it was finally Mole Sakaguchi's turn to play.

This will be just in time to come.

Ango Sakaguchi was a little puzzled: "What are you looking at?"

"Use your power on me," Mole Sakaguchi hooked his lips, "This way you can see the past."

Ango Sakaguchi probably thought of it, he looked a little dazed, put down the lunch box in his hand, and reached out to hold the boy's wrist.

Maybe it happened to mention the past just now, he saw the past time accurately, when he used the supernatural power on Dazai Bandage before, he saw Dazai Osamu's perspective, but now, from his own perspective, he felt his side With his head propped on his face, looking at the energetic friend in front of him, he felt more relaxed than ever.

He couldn't help laughing along.

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Just as he was about to continue watching, the phone next to him suddenly rang. Ango Sakaguchi exhaled, interrupted the ability, and answered the phone.

The voice of Osamu Dazai who had just parted came from there.

"Ango, I forgot to tell you about something just now."

"I said hello to Chief Farming on the way here. After a while, you will be transferred to the detective agency, and my job will be handed over to you, Ango."

Osamu Dazai: "Please! Please let me get off work!"